The Man Cave

[1sickbastard]

I'm not sure of that.

Dude, there's several private rooms in the back with beds and bathrooms.

Use one of them already!

 

[raiguy]

Dude, there's several private rooms in the back with beds and bathrooms.

Use one of them already!

Will do Lets go on that "tour" Eden!

 

[Edensgarden]

Dude, there's several private rooms in the back with beds and bathrooms.

Use one of them already!

Hi there, I don't believe we have met. I have cum to know most of the other members so far in private.

Maybe you both should take me on the tour?

 

[1sickbastard]

Hi there, I don't believe we have met. I have cum to know most of the other members so far in private.

Maybe you both should take me on the tour?

Nah, maybe later.

Like you said, we've never met, and though I don't know or have ever been formally introduced to rai, we have a mutual friend. It would be a bit awkward at this point.

When you're done, would you get some food ready? Enough for me and Rai if he's hungry. Maybe a big plate of sandwiches incase a few other of the guys drop in.

Okay you two, go knock yourselves out.

 

[raiguy]

For sure, and don't sweat it 1SB. Have fun. I'm not gonna stop you

 

[Edensgarden]

Nah, maybe later.

Like you said, we've never met, and though I don't know or have ever been formally introduced to rai, we have a mutual friend. It would be a bit awkward at this point.

When you're done, get yourself into the kitchen and get some food ready. enough for me and Rai if he's hungry. Maybe a big plate of sandwiches incase a few other of the guys drop in.

Okay you two, go knock yourself out.

You're a big boy. Fix your own damn sandwich or call one of the gift bearing girls.

I haven't been initiated so technically I'm not a member yet. Once a member, then maybe I'll give you something to eat occasionally.

 

[raiguy]

You're a big boy. Fix your own damn sandwich or call one of the gift bearing girls.

I haven't been initiated so technically I'm not a member yet. Once a member, then maybe I'll give you something to eat occasionally.

I'm "initiating" you. So you just need 2 more to pledge for you

 

[1sickbastard]

You're a big boy. Fix your own damn sandwich or call one of the gift bearing girls.

I haven't been initiated so technically I'm not a member yet. Once a member, then maybe I'll give you something to eat occasionally.

If you're not a member and not a serving girl, why are you here if you're not a man?

Ot has the ownership changed? Is this now Edensgarden House of Whatever, but it Ain't a Man Cave?

 

[1sickbastard]

For sure, and don't sweat it 1SB. Have fun. I'm not gonna stop you

Nope. Not interested.

 

[raiguy]

If you're not a member and not a serving girl, why are you here if you're not a man?

Ot has the ownership changed? Is this now Edensgarden House of Whatever, but it Ain't a Man Cave?

She's being initiated. She needs IHC and one other person to pledge as a sponsor

 

[ga400us]

The VIP rooms (PM) are always open, you should let the Man Cave know if you gone in there so you aren't interrupted (or so you are). The main area of the cave contains the couches and chairs where the men watch sports, play cards or shoot pool. Grills for searing dead animal meat with fire are just off the room, so as not to interfere with the cigar smoke. The refrigerator and bar are close at hand and are expected to be kept full by the visiting cave wenches. In the corner is a large pillow bed for the admitted cave sluts, which is where they will reside when they are not actively engaging in oral and servitude activities, or serving the men of the cave, and actively cheering what ever sporting event happens to be being shown on the big TV. Cave sluts will not always be taken to the VIP room for servicing, so ball gags and other devices may be introduced so their moans don't interfere with other Man Cave goings on.

 

[Edensgarden]

If you're not a member and not a serving girl, why are you here if you're not a man?

Ot has the ownership changed? Is this now Edensgarden House of Whatever, but it Ain't a Man Cave?

Edensgarden House of Whatever...........I like the sound of that.

No, it is still your Man Cave. I am like a fiery torch. Just consider me to be a little light in a dark cold place.

 

[1sickbastard]

She's being initiated. She needs IHC and one other person to pledge as a sponsor

I'm blackballing her.
Or I'll blackball myself. I have my own Man Cave. When I want to enjoy the converstation with other men in a Man Cave, I'll fire up the smoker & grill, brew a keg a beer, and send out invitations.

Yeh, I'm liking the sound of that.

Okay, Edensgarden, I sincerly apologise for any discourtesy/disrespect or for any offense I've given.

In the future I will accord you all the respect and courtesy due to any intelligent adult.

 

[1sickbastard]

Edensgarden House of Whatever...........I like the sound of that.

No, it is still your Man Cave. I am like a fiery torch. Just consider me to be a little light in a dark cold place.

See, this is the nub of the issue right here.

You consider it a cold dark place. It's a MAN CAVE. You saw it, didn't like it, then decided to move in to "improve" it according to your own tastes.
Which is exactly what a Man Cave ISN'T.

Look, I like you. Your smart and sassy and you give as good as you get.
But regardless of your "membership" status, you are still NOT A MAN who wants to be in a MAN CAVE.

I say when it comes to women in the Man Cave, it's the men's way or the highway.

 

[Ellafun]

The VIP rooms (PM) are always open, you should let the Man Cave know if you gone in there so you aren't interrupted (or so you are). The main area of the cave contains the couches and chairs where the men watch sports, play cards or shoot pool. Grills for searing dead animal meat with fire are just off the room, so as not to interfere with the cigar smoke. The refrigerator and bar are close at hand and are expected to be kept full by the visiting cave wenches. In the corner is a large pillow bed for the admitted cave sluts, which is where they will reside when they are not actively engaging in oral and servitude activities, or serving the men of the cave, and actively cheering what ever sporting event happens to be being shown on the big TV. Cave sluts will not always be taken to the VIP room for servicing, so ball gags and other devices may be introduced so their moans don't interfere with other Man Cave goings on.

Cave sluts? Really?

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little....

Sneaks back out....

 

[Edensgarden]

I'm blackballing her.
Or I'll blackball myself. I have my own Man Cave. When I want to enjoy the converstation with other men in a Man Cave, I'll fire up the smoker & grill, brew a keg a beer, and send out invitations.

Yeh, I'm liking the sound of that.

Okay, Edensgarden, I sincerly apologise for any discourtesy/disrespect or for any offense I've given.

In the future I will accord you all the respect and courtesy due to any intelligent adult.

I guess black balls are better than blue balls.

I am not sure what you are apologizing for. You haven't offended me.

I think I agreed to a certain amount disdain when I applied. Outside the cave is a different story.

Don't underestimate my intelligence or class. I think I will surprise you.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Cave sluts? Really?

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little....

Sneaks back out....

LMAO I you

 

[Edensgarden]

See, this is the nub of the issue right here.

You consider it a cold dark place. It's a MAN CAVE. You saw it, didn't like it, then decided to move in to "improve" it according to your own tastes.
Which is exactly what a Man Cave ISN'T.

Look, I like you. Your smart and sassy and you give as good as you get.
But regardless of your "membership" status, you are still NOT A MAN who wants to be in a MAN CAVE.

I say when it comes to women in the Man Cave, it's the men's way or the highway.

What am I trying to improve? Or prove? Those are your words.

I am not bringing anything into this place except myself and fun.

 

[ga400us]

Cave sluts? Really?

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little....

Sneaks back out....

LMAO I you

Completely missed the cave wenches tag for visitors, or didn't that cause a reaction?

 

[1sickbastard]

I guess black balls are better than blue balls.

I am not sure what you are apologizing for. You haven't offended me.

I think I agreed to a certain amount disdain when I applied. Outside the cave is a different story.

Don't underestimate my intelligence or class. I think I will surprise you.

I'm certain I don't underestimate anyone. People are always more complex than they appear.

Outside the cave, yes.

Inside the cave, you ARE a second class citizen. Accept that status if you want to be here. If you don't want to be treated like a 2nd class citizen, please feel free to leave.

If you put together a girl cave and set a rule that all men were second class citizens inside, and if they didn't like it or leave, I'd respect that rule, accept that status if I wanted to be there, or leave.
Your rules. My choice.
But here it's Our rules, Your choice.

 

[1sickbastard]

Cave sluts? Really?

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little....

Sneaks back out....

Perfectly understandable reaction.

A man cave is were guys can unload their mysogynist issues.

 

[Ellafun]

Completely missed the cave wenches tag for visitors, or didn't that cause a reaction?

Hey...I was just taking a peek through the window referenced in Post 279...I wouldn't dare set foot in there and risk my fuck-me heels sticking to that disgusting floor....

 

[Edensgarden]

I'm certain I don't underestimate anyone. People are always more complex than they appear.

Outside the cave, yes.

Inside the cave, you ARE a second class citizen. Accept that status if you want to be here. If you don't want to be treated like a 2nd class citizen, please feel free to leave.

If you put together a girl cave and set a rule that all men were second class citizens inside, and if they didn't like it or leave, I'd respect that rule, accept that status if I wanted to be there, or leave.
Your rules. My choice.
But here it's Our rules, Your choice.

*door closing*

 

[ga400us]

Hey...I was just taking a peek through the window referenced in Post 279...I wouldn't dare set foot in there and risk my fuck-me heels sticking to that disgusting floor....

Must be something worth peeking at in here, what sticks to the floor should be the least of your concern.

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear God this place reeks of salmon, diet coke, and Bed bath and beyond.

I would respond to the diatribe the attention seeker posted but all that keeps running through my head is:

Oooh Blah De, ooh blah da, Life goes onnnnnnn, na na na Life goes on.