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I have ribs!

Smoked'em myself. Pork babybacks.
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If y'all haven't made the fatal mistake of allowing women (I loves the ladies, but a Man Cave needs to be the bastion of MEN), I'd like to join
 
1sickbastard said:
Smoked'em myself. Pork babybacks.
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If y'all haven't made the fatal mistake of allowing women (I loves the ladies, but a Man Cave needs to be the bastion of MEN), I'd like to join
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There will never be female members. Strictly females who stop in and bring us food and remind us why this is a good idea :)
 
Minalick said:
I totally agree.
He just hasn't been the same.
I hope he can get it back together, he's one of my faves.
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I don't think he can. He went from being the people's favorite to being booed last night fr walking out of the ring.
 
IhateClowns said:
I don't think he can. He went from being the people's favorite to being booed last night fr walking out of the ring.
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He just doesn't have it anymore, plain and simple. It's kinda like what happened with randy and chuck. Both just reached their peak and started slowly declining. The same thing is happening to forest, but he isn't taking it as well
 
IhateClowns said:
There will never be female members. Strictly females who stop in and bring us food and remind us why this is a good idea :)
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That works. I understand. It was worth a try and fun to meet you guys. :)

Unless I am fucking you, I am not one to come around bearing food and gifts.

I will see you on the outside. ;)
 
Edensgarden said:
That works. I understand. It was worth a try and fun to meet you guys. :)

Unless I am fucking you, I am not one to come around bearing food and gifts.

I will see you on the outside. ;)
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You filled out the application yet didn't want to wait for our opinions on it? I knew others wouldn't last here, just surprised you left so quickly.

See you around
 
I am sitting in a leather theater seat, haves cold Land Shark beer and about to pop in Call of Duty on the X-Box
 
IhateClowns said:
You filled out the application yet didn't want to wait for our opinions on it? I knew others wouldn't last here, just surprised you left so quickly.

See you around
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Oh Starter of the Thread,

Based on your clown hating posts, it appeared that the cave had cum to a decision on me. Normally when men cum on me I know they are satisfied with what I have offered. However, you seem to be insatiable.

I am new here and you guys look like a lot of fun to hang out with. I thought maybe you could introduce me to the ins and outs of Lit World and I could introduce the members to the ins and outs of my world.

I think the truth is you just don't know to handle someone like me. I understand. Sometimes I am too much to handle myself. Maybe I acted in haste, but I am not going to beg to be in your cave man club. I would prefer to crawl on my hands and knees and show you what a cave woman is like instead.

I guess it doesn't really matter at this point. Who wants to hang out with a beer drinking, female loving, sex having, 5'11" blue eyed blond anyway?

Sincerely,
Edensgarden ;);)
 
Will someone let her in, I could use a beer and a good cave show.

Edensgarden said:
Oh Starter of the Thread,

Based on your clown hating posts, it appeared that the cave had cum to a decision on me. Normally when men cum on me I know they are satisfied with what I have offered. However, you seem to be insatiable.

I am new here and you guys look like a lot of fun to hang out with. I thought maybe you could introduce me to the ins and outs of Lit World and I could introduce the members to the ins and outs of my world.

I think the truth is you just don't know to handle someone like me. I understand. Sometimes I am too much to handle myself. Maybe I acted in haste, but I am not going to beg to be in your cave man club. I would prefer to crawl on my hands and knees and show you what a cave woman is like instead.

I guess it doesn't really matter at this point. Who wants to hang out with a beer drinking, female loving, sex having, 5'11" blue eyed blond anyway?

Sincerely,
Edensgarden ;);)
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Edensgarden said:
Oh Starter of the Thread,

Based on your clown hating posts, it appeared that the cave had cum to a decision on me. Normally when men cum on me I know they are satisfied with what I have offered. However, you seem to be insatiable.

I am new here and you guys look like a lot of fun to hang out with. I thought maybe you could introduce me to the ins and outs of Lit World and I could introduce the members to the ins and outs of my world.

I think the truth is you just don't know to handle someone like me. I understand. Sometimes I am too much to handle myself. Maybe I acted in haste, but I am not going to beg to be in your cave man club. I would prefer to crawl on my hands and knees and show you what a cave woman is like instead.

I guess it doesn't really matter at this point. Who wants to hang out with a beer drinking, female loving, sex having, 5'11" blue eyed blond anyway?

Sincerely,
Edensgarden ;);)
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I should have titled this thread "Just like every other fucking thread on the PG".

I am shocked and appalled at this. How dare me or any other fella in this thread not welcome you with open arms. Sure the majority of us have no clue who you are. Sure we made the rules pretty blatantly clear. But still damn it that should not apply in this situation.

Hold on a second. Let me change out my tampax. Sure don't want to go into toxic shock syndrome while having to sympathize with how you are feeling about being mistreated here.

Hold on let me put on my favorite movie Beaches. Then I will mix up some Piña Coladas and we can discuss this while getting pedicures. Ahhhh that's better. I used to be infatuated with rose tinted glasses what about you? They just made me feel like I was seeing everything for the first time.

Oh oh wait. Did you ever watch Melrose Place? Wow such a good show. I think that show 16 and pregnant is so gratuitous yet I can't stop watching it. Damn it I have leaked through again. Give me a minute my nails haven't dried so I must duck walk to the bathroom to change again.

Only took a week. Only a week to have to explain myself in a thread which I specifically started just to avoid doing that.

Welcome to the thread.
 
Edensgarden said:
Oh Starter of the Thread,

Based on your clown hating posts, it appeared that the cave had cum to a decision on me. Normally when men cum on me I know they are satisfied with what I have offered. However, you seem to be insatiable.

I am new here and you guys look like a lot of fun to hang out with. I thought maybe you could introduce me to the ins and outs of Lit World and I could introduce the members to the ins and outs of my world.

I think the truth is you just don't know to handle someone like me. I understand. Sometimes I am too much to handle myself. Maybe I acted in haste, but I am not going to beg to be in your cave man club. I would prefer to crawl on my hands and knees and show you what a cave woman is like instead.

I guess it doesn't really matter at this point. Who wants to hang out with a beer drinking, female loving, sex having, 5'11" blue eyed blond anyway?

Sincerely,
Edensgarden ;);)
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ga400us said:
Will someone let her in, I could use a beer and a good cave show.
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She never was out. She chose to forget the application that was filled out. Then left. So be it.
 
IhateClowns said:
I should have titled this thread "Just like every other fucking thread on the PG".

I am shocked and appalled at this. How dare me or any other fella in this thread not welcome you with open arms. Sure the majority of us have no clue who you are. Sure we made the rules pretty blatantly clear. But still damn it that should not apply in this situation.

Hold on a second. Let me change out my tampax. Sure don't want to go into toxic shock syndrome while having to sympathize with how you are feeling about being mistreated here.

Hold on let me put on my favorite movie Beaches. Then I will mix up some Piña Coladas and we can discuss this while getting pedicures. Ahhhh that's better. I used to be infatuated with rose tinted glasses what about you? They just made me feel like I was seeing everything for the first time.

Oh oh wait. Did you ever watch Melrose Place? Wow such a good show. I think that show 16 and pregnant is so gratuitous yet I can't stop watching it. Damn it I have leaked through again. Give me a minute my nails haven't dried so I must duck walk to the bathroom to change again.

Only took a week. Only a week to have to explain myself in a thread which I specifically started just to avoid doing that.

Welcome to the thread.
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Are you Bitching, Moaning or Whining in your rant?

I'm not sure what type of women you are used to being around, but the picture you painted above doesn't come close to anything I am or have ever been. You must have me confused with another applicant.

The only point above, which pertains to me, is that I do enjoy pedicures. I love having my feet rubbed by another women while I sit in a massage chair. Add in looking down her top while she bends over in front of me, and it's a nice time. My toes looking nice and suckable are an added bonus.

Why did you give me an application if you were going to get your panties all in a wad when I applied? Can we just sit down together and hash this out over a beer and a shot of Patron?

Thank you for the approval and invitation. When does the initiation begin? :D
 
Just join SSG, and Eden, the initiation begins when you are on and more of us are ;)
 
Edensgarden said:
Why did you give me an application if you were going to get your panties all in a wad when I applied?
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Just a guess;
Because he thought the app would scare you off?
He was curious to see how you responded?
He's secretly crushing on you but doesn't want anyone to know?
He wanted to sucker you into some weird online arguement?
He wanted to see your tits?

Pretty sure all those guesses were wrong...


Now, since this is The Man Cave:

Bastard hungry. Bastard say talky woman need to shut runny mouth and bring food or no monkeyboomboom for you. UGH!

<belches loundly and scratches balls>

Bastard say bring more coffee too. UGH!

<farts>
 
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Edensgarden said:
An open mouth combined with those yummy breasts.....I can only imagine the possibilities.

I warned them I wouldn't be able to keep my mind out of the gutter!
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Oh, that's fine. We enjoy like-minded people here :D Hiya Eden!
 
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