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I thought this was about a new room someone added, to their residence.

--> We should talk about cars!
 
IhateClowns said:
Dear God this place reeks of salmon, diet coke, and Bed bath and beyond.

I would respond to the diatribe the attention seeker posted but all that keeps running through my head is:

Oooh Blah De, ooh blah da, Life goes onnnnnnn, na na na Life goes on.
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I'm pretty sure she's gone and won't be back.

Hi IhateClowns, I don't believe we've officially met.
 
Being the lowly new guy and speaking in EG's defense, she is unbelievably hot. Who better to discuss the finer points of bodacious tatas than a chick that has a pair?

I couldn't tell you squat about sports, myself. I don't follow professional sports at all. But I could tell you how to gut a grizzly bear with a toenail clipper or how to build a linux server out of pudding cups, paperclips, and a McDonald's Coffee Stirrer.

I must confess, if I had no self-control would likely hit on her relentlessly.

If not allowed to co-mingle, could she at least be formally recognized as being an expert on hotness?
 
Ellafun said:
Hey...I was just taking a peek through the window referenced in Post 279...I wouldn't dare set foot in there and risk my fuck-me heels sticking to that disgusting floor....:D
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Fuck that... if I'm to be a part of this cave...you sloppy fuckers will have to clean up after yourselves.. this is MAN CAVE...not CAVE MAN.
 
ketrell said:
Being the lowly new guy and speaking in EG's defense, she is unbelievably hot. Who better to discuss the finer points of bodacious tatas than a chick that has a pair?

I couldn't tell you squat about sports, myself. I don't follow professional sports at all. But I could tell you how to gut a grizzly bear with a toenail clipper or how to build a linux server out of pudding cups, paperclips, and a McDonald's Coffee Stirrer.

I must confess, if I had no self-control would likely hit on her relentlessly.

If not allowed to co-mingle, could she at least be formally recognized as being an expert on hotness?
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Unless you're privvy to more than I... I've only seen her nipples, MAYBE her nipples. Not at all a reason to proclaim her an expert.
 
1sickbastard said:
I'm pretty sure she's gone and won't be back.

Hi IhateClowns, I don't believe we've officially met.
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Hey bro what's up. Nice to meet you. I truly had nothing against her until the woe is me bullshit. Then the I am better than you condescending rhetoric took it over the top.

Anyway welcome. I could really use a beer.
 
cowslinger64 said:
Fuck that... if I'm to be a part of this cave...you sloppy fuckers will have to clean up after yourselves.. this is MAN CAVE...not CAVE MAN.
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Well, for god's sake don't ask ME to do the floor...there must be some willing Cave Slut you can find to do your dirty work!

I'm respecting the yellow caution tape and staying the hell out of here!
*toodles*
 
Ellafun said:
Well, for god's sake don't ask ME to do the floor...there must be some willing Cave Slut you can find to do your dirty work!

I'm respecting the yellow caution tape and staying the hell out of here!
*toodles*
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I clean up after myself. I raised two kids as a single dad, I take care of mess.


And to make sure everyone else does...I'll have this:

http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/german-machine-gun.jpg
 
I don't mind if a woman comes on and bullshits every once in a while. It's when I start seeing her toothbrush next to mine that I have issues. It's when she feels she is entitled to ANYTHING in this thread that I am going to perform a clitoral circumcision.
 
IhateClowns said:
I don't mind if a woman comes on and bullshits every once in a while. It's when I start seeing her toothbrush next to mine that I have issues. It's when she feels she is entitled to ANYTHING in this thread that I am going to perform a clitoral circumcision.
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LMAO!!!!
 
ketrell said:
Being the lowly new guy and speaking in EG's defense, she is unbelievably hot. Who better to discuss the finer points of bodacious tatas than a chick that has a pair?

I couldn't tell you squat about sports, myself. I don't follow professional sports at all. But I could tell you how to gut a grizzly bear with a toenail clipper or how to build a linux server out of pudding cups, paperclips, and a McDonald's Coffee Stirrer.

I must confess, if I had no self-control would likely hit on her relentlessly.

If not allowed to co-mingle, could she at least be formally recognized as being an expert on hotness?
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I didn't say she couldn't come in and hand out. I simply stated this isn't a gender-equal area and if she wasn't going to accept that she could leave.

IhateClowns said:
Hey bro what's up. Nice to meet you. I truly had nothing against her until the woe is me bullshit. Then the I am better than you condescending rhetoric took it over the top.

Anyway welcome. I could really use a beer.
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Pilsner, Laager, Ale, Bitters or Stout?
I could take a schooner myself.
Hell, I'm not doing much, I'll man the bar and fire up the grill. Wanna philly? There's also some NY strips I could throw on with some mushrooms and onions...

IhateClowns said:
I don't mind if a woman comes on and bullshits every once in a while. It's when I start seeing her toothbrush next to mine that I have issues. It's when she feels she is entitled to ANYTHING in this thread that I am going to perform a clitoral circumcision.
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Agreed. I love women.
But this ain't a sports bar, a hooter's or a strip joint.
And a Man Cave has gotta be a Men first area.
 
1sickbastard said:
I didn't say she couldn't come in and hand out. I simply stated this isn't a gender-equal area and if she wasn't going to accept that she could leave.


Pilsner, Laager, Ale, Bitters or Stout?
I could take a schooner myself.
Hell, I'm not doing much, I'll man the bar and fire up the grill. Wanna philly? There's also some NY strips I could throw on with some mushrooms and onions...


Agreed. I love women.
But this ain't a sports bar, a hooter's or a strip joint.
And a Man Cave has gotta be a Men first area.
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Amen. If some of you are not into sports then what are you in to? Cars? Women? What works for you when dating? What doesn't work? Video games? Anything.
 
The home run derby is a joke. Give them steroids and aluminum bats. This is coming from a baseball purist at that. Remember Mark McGwire at Fenway Park. Just ridiculous
 
IhateClowns said:
The home run derby is a joke. Give them steroids and aluminum bats. This is coming from a baseball purist at that. Remember Mark McGwire at Fenway Park. Just ridiculous
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Hell yes!

And if we * records of the athletes that use steroids, then we should * every singe record holder/hall of famer that played before desegragation.
 
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TheAnimalWithin said:
I am a simple man with simple tastes. A proper pint of stout, if you can manage it without the curlicued shamrock in the head....
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<hands you a pint o'Guiness, with the head properly settled>

We got schooners as well, when ya got a bigger thirst.
 
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