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Of the many endearing nicknames I have for you, killjoy is becoming my favorite.So did we find out that all the physics were wrong and that the moon is made of cheese and hollow now?
Honestly, if we're not getting cheese from the moon, what good is it?Of the many endearing nicknames I have for you, killjoy is becoming my favorite.
My jokes aren't funny to you. You strike me more of a fart humor kinda guy.Honestly, if we're not getting cheese from the moon, what good is it?
Sorry, your jokes aren't funny. I need to interject sometimes to save your from yourself.
You had a guy once, but he's moved on.
TrueMy jokes aren't funny.
Two guys walk into a bar.You strike me more of a fart humor kinda guy.
When the muse strikes ... .My jokes aren't funny to you. You strike me more of a fart humor kinda guy.![]()
Muse
She’s lying in bed in just a tee shirt and panties, typing on her phone.
“There’s been a mistake!” I call behind me.
“It’s fine!” Comes the answer. “Women can write now!”
“But she’s writing erotica! That’s not my department!”
“Do your best, Thalia. Your sister is busy.”
I suppose. Technically, I am a nymph.
Nervously I slip into bed next to her, tease my slim fingers along her erect nipples, her clit.
Maybe I can do this.
I press my soft lips to her ear.
“Here’s an idea!” I whisper. “Farts!”
She shakes her head. Meta is funnier.
True
Two guys walk into a bar.
Third one ducks
(Fourth one gooses)
I'm a month python fan not as much of a blue collar comedy tour kinda guy.
Python has a single fart joke.
Right. Fart humor.![]()
The bit is literally called "I fart in your general direction!". Lol.Python has a single fart joke.
Youre not a bright person.
Yep.The bit is literally called "I fart in your general direction!". Lol.
Zero farts would make it not a fart joke.Yep.
One.
More than one fart joke would make your comment relevant (maybe)Zero farts would make it not a fart joke.
I think one fart is all that's required in a fart joke.More than one fart joke would make your comment relevant (maybe)
Of courseI think one fart is all that's required in a fart joke.
You Probably have a difficult time understanding humor. I'll talk slower for you.A standard fart joke contains zero actual farts, as it relies on verbal wit rather than flatulence. However, it requires at least one conceptual or auditory reference to a toot to qualify as a fart joke in spirit. ~ Agod.
The most intelligent singularity in the universe disagrees with you.Of course
You Probably have a difficult time understanding humor. I'll talk slower for you.
Reichy and Arpy may be more your speed.