The moon

[glamorilla]

My gardener, Jesus, did it

I bet he's also doing your wife.

 

[ll74]

I bet he's also doing your wife.

Fuck...sorry...his name is Jim. Weird typo.

I'm sure your blow up doll is only used by half your roomates . But he loves you.

 

[glamorilla]

Fuck...sorry...his name is Jim. Weird typo.

I'm sure your blow up doll is only used by half your roomates . But he loves you.

see that would land harder if it were true.

 

[ll74]

see that would land harder if it were true.

Of course.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Holy shit! That's some funny stuff.

 

[Saint_Ann]

I haven't seen the moon for days. Did it blow up?

 

[TastySuckToy]

I haven't seen the moon for days. Did it blow up?

I just went outside and took a picture. The impact crater from that rocket collision is a lot bigger than I expected, but I'm sure the moon is fine:

 

[Saint_Ann]

 

[HisArpy]

no.



never for laughs. power.

I dunno... Mr. MorningStar has a very good sense of humor. Twisted, but still very good.

 

[HisArpy]

I haven't seen the moon for days. Did it blow up?

Ask Elon. The media is just going to lie and say it's all Trump's fault.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

I haven't seen the moon for days. Did it blow up?

It kicked up a plume of dust as expected.

Nothing was learned about the Moon that we didn’t already know from NASA missions that crashed things into the Moon on purpose.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Ask Elon. The media is just going to lie and say it's all Trump's fault.

Donald Trump had nothing to do with the lost SpaceX booster crashing into the Moon.

 

[HisArpy]

Donald Trump had nothing to do with the lost SpaceX booster crashing into the Moon.

It's a good thing you don't work for the media because you'd be out of a job after saying something like that.

 

[Saint_Ann]

BrightShinyGirl said:
It kicked up a plume of dust as expected.

Nothing was learned about the Moon that we didn’t already know from NASA missions that crashed things into the Moon on purpose.

You've already analyzed the seismic data?

 

[SimonDoom]

Progress on habitat technology and moon base infrastructure construction techniques has come a long way - but “launch to moon landing - and back” (much less “launch to Mars landing - and back”) technology is still wholly inadequate for such an endeavor. Especially when one considers the number of launches and the amount of personnel and matériels required to pull off such ambitious endeavors.



Maybe focus on creating a sustainable human society on earth first - and allow technology to advance to the point where such endeavors like a moon base & Mars colonization are feasible…



We. Told. Them. So.

I don't think we have to wait. "Do this first, then do that." I think we should be seeking progress on all fronts. Of course the priority should be this planet and creating good living conditions here. But there are plenty of resources to explore space as well.

 

[SimonDoom]

I just got this on good authority. I can't tell you what it is or I'd be silenced.

The moon . . . that's where they make the birds. You know, the ones that aren't real. It's a giant off-planet bird factory.

The real birds, the dead ones, they hauled away and deposited in a giant pile on the Dark Side. I mean, what do you think the Apollo program was REALLY about?

 

[Saint_Ann]

I just got this on good authority. I can't tell you what it is or I'd be silenced.

The moon . . . that's where they make the birds. You know, the ones that aren't real. It's a giant off-planet bird factory.

The real birds, the dead ones, they hauled away and deposited in a giant pile on the Dark Side. I mean, what do you think the Apollo program was REALLY about?

And bugs. There might be one bug hanging out on the ceiling and I suck it up with the dust buster. Next day there's another bug on the ceiling, bugging me. Between the birds, the bugs and the flock cameras, we're under constant surveillance. Lol.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

I just got this on good authority. I can't tell you what it is or I'd be silenced.

The moon . . . that's where they make the birds. You know, the ones that aren't real. It's a giant off-planet bird factory.

The real birds, the dead ones, they hauled away and deposited in a giant pile on the Dark Side. I mean, what do you think the Apollo program was REALLY about?

The Apollo program was about demonstrating US missile dominance. Landing a man on the Moon shows you can drop a nuke on Moscow.

 

[SimonDoom]

The Apollo program was about demonstrating US missile dominance. Landing a man on the Moon shows you can drop a nuke on Moscow.

You're part of the bird cover up, aren't you?

 

[briancamdudetenger2018]

at least when elroy musks rocket cashed onto the moon we did not end up like the 2023 film moonfall

 

[73Seahawks]

Holy shit! That's some funny stuff.

What happened?

 

[TastySuckToy]

What happened?

All those tasty rockets and metal objects we keep throwing at the moon made it tired of just appetizers and now it wants the full meal:

 

[Lazaran]

All those tasty rockets and metal objects we keep throwing at the moon made it tired of just appetizers and now it wants the full meal:

What is dumber; the decision to expend time and resources to make that imbecilic video, or the decision to post it here on the PB???



PastyCuckBoi



We. Told. Them. So.

 

[TastySuckToy]

decision to expend time and resources to make that imbecilic video

Go cry to the one who made it.

 

[Saint_Ann]

What is dumber; the decision to expend time and resources to make that imbecilic video, or the decision to post it here on the PB???



PastyCuckBoi



We. Told. Them. So.

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