The new Naked Party Thread.

[TxRad]

Howdy, Naked People.

Hey, wait a minute, I thought I was the peeping... uh, stalker around here.

Evening Molly.

 

[Handley_Page]

Hey, wait a minute, I thought I was the peeping... uh, stalker around here.

Evening Molly.

She's gone to do an audit check her brooms, I think

Rolf. A glass of something for this gentleman, if you please.

 

[SweetWitch]

I have counted 28 bug bites. I have scratches all over my person. There are so many bruises I look like a cheetah. The blisters on my hands are already hardening to calluses.

But I have all the trees down and my new garden is huge.

How is everyone?

 

[TxRad]

I have counted 28 bug bites. I have scratches all over my person. There are so many bruises I look like a cheetah. The blisters on my hands are already hardening to calluses.

But I have all the trees down and my new garden is huge.

How is everyone?

Molly! (FLYINGTACKLEHUGGS)

I love a hard working lady.

 

[Handley_Page]

Where's a camera when you need it ?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Shall we bring you some calamine lotion?

 

[Handley_Page]

Shall we bring you some calamine lotion?

Rolf,
A glass of something for Molly, Tx & the Bear please.

 

[SweetWitch]

Molly! (FLYINGTACKLEHUGGS)

I love a hard working lady.

Not as much as I love a hardworking man. Haven't seen one in ages, but I hope to witness one soon.

Where's a camera when you need it ?

I don't do pictures when I'm covered in filth, sweat, and ticks.

Shall we bring you some calamine lotion?

Care to apply it?

 

[Handley_Page]

I don't do pictures when I'm covered in filth, sweat, and ticks.

Care to apply it?

THEN I'll bring the camera; I have this new telephoto lens. . .

 

[SweetWitch]

THEN I'll bring the camera; I have this new telephoto lens. . .

Smarty-pants.

 

[Handley_Page]

Smarty-pants.

Well, the dicky-birds seem to think a suitable distance away is fine. . . .

Glass of Vodka, Molly ?

 

[SweetWitch]

Well, the dicky-birds seem to think a suitable distance away is fine. . . .

Glass of Vodka, Molly ?

That should go well with my new prescription sleep meds. It probably won't matter since the stupid things don't work anyway.

 

[Handley_Page]

That should go well with my new prescription sleep meds. It probably won't matter since the stupid things don't work anyway.

Perhaps you need an old-fashioned, not to say - traditional - method.

A hot and leisurely bath, a mug-full of hot chocolate and a good book.
Among others, I'm sure there are lots of us willing to tuck you in.

 

[SweetWitch]

Perhaps you need an old-fashioned, not to say - traditional - method.

A hot and leisurely bath, a mug-full of hot chocolate and a good book.
Among others, I'm sure there are lots of us willing to tuck you in.

Ah, but that which I need is not available to an extremely married woman with an ailing husband. I have come to the conclusion that 10 years is too long a time.

 

[Handley_Page]

Ah, but that which I need is not available to an extremely married woman with an ailing husband. I have come to the conclusion that 10 years is too long a time.

I must join with those wishing him a speedy recovery then.
And offering to tuck you in does not imply any impropriety . . . this time.

Glass of something soothing, Molly ?

 

[SweetWitch]

I must join with those wishing him a speedy recovery then.
And offering to tuck you in does not imply any impropriety . . . this time.

Glass of something soothing, Molly ?

He's recovering. The loss of 60+ lbs has truly helped, but now he's getting too thin. His problem is all the abuse he's committed against his body. His hips, knees and back are gone. He needs a lot of surgery, but the nerve damage done to his back is the worst.

The real problem is that he believes he's disabled, and he loves how much attention he thinks he gets from it. I just roll my eyes and throw things at him. It makes me feel better.

 

[Handley_Page]

He's recovering. The loss of 60+ lbs has truly helped, but now he's getting too thin. His problem is all the abuse he's committed against his body. His hips, knees and back are gone. He needs a lot of surgery, but the nerve damage done to his back is the worst.

The real problem is that he believes he's disabled, and he loves how much attention he thinks he gets from it. I just roll my eyes and throw things at him. It makes me feel better.

Fingers crossed !!
Bangers & Mash tonight for him, then ?

 

[SweetWitch]

Fingers crossed !!
Bangers & Mash tonight for him, then ?

How does one make that?

 

[Handley_Page]

How does one make that?

Peel & Boil the potatoes.
#Put the Peas on to heat up.
Put the Pork sausages in the pan or under the grill.
When the potatoes are soft, remove from the heat, add one egg butter & milk (to taste) and mash thoroughly to a consistent texture.
Drain the peas and make the gravy (thickened to taste).
Serve with crusty bread & butter.



PS. maybe these are better instructions HERE>
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[Handley_Page]

I took my camera to the National Memorial Arboretum today.
The weather was fine and the statues stood out nicely against the blue sky.
Such a pity that those remembered could not see it.

 

[SweetWitch]

I took my camera to the National Memorial Arboretum today.
The weather was fine and the statues stood out nicely against the blue sky.
Such a pity that those remembered could not see it.

But without those to remember, there is no reason for the arboretum, right?

 

[Handley_Page]

But without those to remember, there is no reason for the arboretum, right?

How very true, Molly.

I've seen a picture of the Vietnam Wall.
The National Memorial has a similar wall for a similar purpose.
And the statues are pure magic.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I've been to the Wall. One of my high school classmates is on it. It was a surprise that there was only one, considering how many of us there were, but we were a bit too early for the big push. And for that I am eternally grateful.

RIP, comrade.

 

[TxRad]

I've been to the Wall. One of my high school classmates is on it. It was a surprise that there was only one, considering how many of us there were, but we were a bit too early for the big push. And for that I am eternally grateful.

RIP, comrade.

Out of the 76 of us that went in the Marines together, 73 have their names on The Wall.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

There was no excuse for the DMZ. A sinful waste of an entire generation. 52,000 of our brothers and sisters lost because LBJ was afraid the GOP in Congress would say he wasn't tough enough on Communism . . . and he knew what would happen!