wsdirt said:Oh that's OK they have to have a mommy and daddy and if you see one there are thousands. How about you catching them while I stir in these bat wings. Tell barn to pick up a few toads while he's out hunting too, I hear they go well in soup.
how bout you cztch them and i stir
wsdirt said:Well OK just don't let the soup burn! You know you had weeks to do something with this kettle of water!
Thinks: (these Lit girls are Soooooo delicate!)
can't please them for nothing...does he actually think i'd let the soup burn...*sniff sniff* OMG!
Hornymama said:geez....men
wsdirt said:Oops! (grabs fire extinguisher from wall and sprays flaming soup kettle) Sorry Hornymoma I should have warned you. Those bat wings are very powerful you can't stir them so vigorously or they flame up like that!
Thinks (now what no baby mice and no bat wings) Gets clean pot out and adds water and 2 pounds of cockroaches freshly caught. Puts kettle back on fire.
Well it will take a couple of weeks to come to a boil I guess by then more baby mice will be born and tonight I can catch some of those bats in the belfry and dry their wings.
Hornymama said:shew...that was a close call....well maybe byt he time the kettle is hot barn will have a few toads and a kangaroo head...i'm sure there will be more mice...maybe you should leave your toupee for them...
wsdirt said:Good idea please tell Barn not to step on it this time though. (puts toupee back on floor where it was) and don't tell theonlyfunone we almost burned the place down, he might get upset!
barn888 said:What in the world is going on in here? lol.
Hornymama said:well let's see .....the *spider* yopu steppen on a while back was really dirt's hairpiece that the mice built a nest in that dirt cooked in the kettke with some bat wings and cockroaches... lol make sense
Hornymama said:
Their is nothing in my sig nor have I ever posted anything that should lock anybodies system up. If you are talking about my Master Mind link, that's to a page that gives a profile that matched my personality so completely I used it to tell people who I am. It works for me fine. wsdirt said:Glad you liked the Animation Factory.
incredimail? not sure what that is.
Edit for clarity
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wsdirt said:Errr Voice thing? No I have never tried any voice programs at all actually. I don't know what voice thing you mean.
I didn't subscribe to the factory either. It said I could use the Images for personal use. I was unsure just what personal use is but everyone wanted the Pirate in my sig. So I offer the link I figure why would anybody steal it from my sig if they can get it legal from the owners.
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wsdirt said:Well I am very good at figuring stuff out actually. I am a hardware specialist though sometimes the software gives me a fit. If I can help in any way I would be happy to make the attempt though there are better software people on Lit than I am I never give up.
Hornymama said:i appreciate the off very much...and don't worry....i'll be sure and ask for help if i need it....well i always need help....sometimes it's mentally though....
wsdirt said:Ok that's cool. Its not a mental thing though, its time. You can spend it all trying to make these things work Like they are supposed to. Like I say I am not the smartest or the most knowledgeable. I am however very close to the best at working with someone to make them work that you will meet.
PM me if you need or want help.
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