wsdirt said:Afternoon Everyone!
How are those bat wings coming Hornymoma? (drops 6 baby mice in kettle) This soup is still way to thin! What else should we put in it?
ummm....i was thinking about some rattlesnakes...what ya think? these bat wings are extremely hard to dry though. I've burnt yp 2 blow dryers trying to dry them out
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Hornymama said:ummm....i was thinking about some rattlesnakes...what ya think? these bat wings are extremely hard to dry though. I've burnt yp 2 blow dryers trying to dry them out
Oh you have rattlesnakes! Good where did you find them? We can use the heads, rattles, and skin in the soup! The good stuff (all the rest) We will put in this skillet and have on the side.
I have a pound of spider webs to give it some body. Do you know how hard it is to collect a pound of spider web? Stuff is kind of light you know!
hmmmm we are going to have to do something else with those bat wings. Has the sun come out in Missouri yet? Maybe we can hang them out on the clothes line.
wsdirt said:Oh you have rattlesnakes! Good where did you find them? We can use the heads, rattles, and skin in the soup! The good stuff (all the rest) We will put in this skillet and have on the side.
I have a pound of spider webs to give it some body. Do you know how hard it is to collect a pound of spider web? Stuff is kind of light you know!
hmmmm we are going to have to do something else with those bat wings. Has the sun come out in Missouri yet? Maybe we can hang them out on the clothes line.
oh yes...the sun is shining and it's suppose to be 90. i'm sure i can hang them on the clothesline.
oh, how about some alligator? i hear it's really good
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Hornymama said:oh yes...the sun is shining and it's suppose to be 90. i'm sure i can hang them on the clothesline.
oh, how about some alligator? i hear it's really good
You have wrestled an alligator and won? Good for you! That poor gator really does look tired! He is big enough for a BBQ! Lets have a BBQ next month with him.
How long will it take to dry those Bat wings? When they are dry we will have the proper ingredients for soup I think.
2 Qts fresh (still alive) Cock roaches in refrig.
1 Rattlesnake head, skin and rattle in refrig.
1 pound spider web in pantry (may have a dead fly mixed in)
1 bushel basket Poison Ivy leaves (just brought them in)
1 dozen dried Bat wings hanging on Hornymama's clothes line.
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how about BBQ alligator for the 4th? sounds like a plan to me...
Well, actually it wasn't i that wrestled him...i got the crocodile hunter to give it to me
the bat wings are coming along nicely...after today they should be VERY dry...suppose to be in the 90's
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Hornymama said:how about BBQ alligator for the 4th? sounds like a plan to me...
Well, actually it wasn't i that wrestled him...i got the crocodile hunter to give it to me
the bat wings are coming along nicely...after today they should be VERY dry...suppose to be in the 90's
OK I can go for BBQ Alligator for the 4th I like that idea.
hmmmm May I ask just what you gave the crocodile hunter in return for this old alligator?
I am glad to hear about the bat wings we need them for the soup! I was getting worried you know!
Don't worry barn hasn't even been here today! Looks in kettle and all we have right now is the baby mouse soup anyway. (drops 4 more baby mice in kettle)
OH NO! I forgot to put Baby mouse on the list of ingredients!
2 Qts fresh (still alive) Cock roaches in refrig.
1 Rattlesnake head, skin and rattle in refrig.
1 pound spider web in pantry (may have a dead fly mixed in)
1 bushel basket Poison Ivy leaves (just brought them in)
1 dozen dried Bat wings hanging on Hornymama's clothes line
1 dozen baby mice (newly born) for that special mousy taste.
I hope you had a good day at work Hornymama!
wsdirt said:OK I can go for BBQ Alligator for the 4th I like that idea.
hmmmm May I ask just what you gave the crocodile hunter in return for this old alligator?
I am glad to hear about the bat wings we need them for the soup! I was getting worried you know!
Don't worry barn hasn't even been here today! Looks in kettle and all we have right now is the baby mouse soup anyway. (drops 4 more baby mice in kettle)
OH NO! I forgot to put Baby mouse on the list of ingredients!
2 Qts fresh (still alive) Cock roaches in refrig.
1 Rattlesnake head, skin and rattle in refrig.
1 pound spider web in pantry (may have a dead fly mixed in)
1 bushel basket Poison Ivy leaves (just brought them in)
1 dozen dried Bat wings hanging on Hornymama's clothes line
1 dozen baby mice (newly born) for that special mousy taste.
I hope you had a good day at work Hornymama!
allright then...the 4th 0f July it is...we'll have barn make the fireworks..
best not tell you what i gave the crocodile hunter...it might not be appropriate for this thread
boy those mice are great at making babies aren't they...good thing they multiply quick..
you knowi've been thinking...maybe we could sell our recipe for this "special" soup...i bet there's not another like it
well i'm working 9 days in a row so if i'm not around much i haven't deserted you...i'll always return!
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Hornymama said:allright then...the 4th 0f July it is...we'll have barn make the fireworks..
best not tell you what i gave the crocodile hunter...it might not be appropriate for this thread
boy those mice are great at making babies aren't they...good thing they multiply quick..
you knowi've been thinking...maybe we could sell our recipe for this "special" soup...i bet there's not another like it
well i'm working 9 days in a row so if i'm not around much i haven't deserted you...i'll always return!
Lets see.......
OK barn can make the fireworks maybe he can use the soup. You know what happens if it gets shook to much.
You gave the crocodile Hunter THAT! I hope his wife doesn't find out! She wrestles Crocodiles too you know. I think I would rather wrestle the alligator myself! hmmmm watches another episode..... maybe not on second thought! BTW what episode are you on? I think I would like to watch that one. LOL
Well there has to be lots of baby mice produced. Lots of things eat them you know! Not just us in our soup.
Sell the recipe?
No lets sell the soup! Nobody will eat it if we tell them what is in it before they try it! Lets see we need a name for it, something tasty sounding! hmmm "I'll always return" hmmmm that should go with The Highlander!
He say:
There can be only one!
They say:
Yes but "I'll always return"
Have a good 9 days at work Hornymama There may be only one for now.
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Hornymama said:Afternoon to you...Hope you're having a great day...looks like a bad storm moving in..
Evening Hornymama!
Boy am I glad you remembered those bat wings! We might have lost half of Missouri if lightning had hit those things!
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wsdirt said:Evening Hornymama!
Boy am I glad you remembered those bat wings! We might have lost half of Missouri if lightning had hit those things!
News Flash ~ Construction accident causes loss of new home in Winston-Salem
A tearful Mrs Bird said she just didn't know what to do. Mr Bird and I worked all spring on our new home and just before I laid my eggs it just fell right out of our tree!
Donations to the Bird Fund may be mailed to Winston-Salem in care of wsdirt. Pennies from children will be accepted.
OMG! i didn't know lightning would do that to bat wings
Ahh...i'm sorry to hear about the Bird's house...poor things
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Hornymama said:OMG! i didn't know lightning would do that to bat wings
Ahh...i'm sorry to hear about the Bird's house...poor things
Well all you did was stir a bit to hard and look what happened.
What no donation???? What is Mrs Bird to think????
wsdirt said:Well all you did was stir a bit to hard and look what happened.
What no donation???? What is Mrs Bird to think????
Oh my...i'm so sorry...I'll get my donation in the mail right away...
hey, it's not my fault about the first batch of bat wings...i didn't know my own strength...
