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The numpty files.

asian2015 said:
Just out of curiosity, is this the forum where we share (unwanted) PMs from humptys and dumtys?
🤔😏😑
(if so, might consider to share some for all to "enjoy")


@Thesunmaid - I might need to borrow this send-off. 😅
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Feel free to use it. Some people need to know where they are off to after all.


I have been just shareing some stories I have had to entertain...honestly I would prefer if maybe chatters were not involved...I assure you I can very much appreciate someone else getting stupid pms and such.

(nothing against any chatter Asian... its just some might get a lil gung ho and start trying to post logs of things and not edit or try doxxing people. I am trying to be very careful about that.)

Although I would be more than happy to edit it and post it for everyone's viewing pleasure and I would be more than happy to make sure you were credited as the receiver of the stupid.
 
Thesunmaid said:
Feel free to use it. Some people need to know where they are off to after all.


I have been just shareing some stories I have had to entertain...honestly I would prefer if maybe chatters were not involved...I assure you I can very much appreciate someone else getting stupid pms and such.

(nothing against any chatter Asian... its just some might get a lil gung ho and start trying to post logs of things and not edit or try doxxing people. I am trying to be very careful about that.)

Although I would be more than happy to edit it and post it for everyone's viewing pleasure and I would be more than happy to make sure you were credited as the receiver of the stupid.
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My post was more in jest (and annoyance, and sarcasm) relating to idiotic PMs that I'm sure many of us receive.

It is not really my style to call anyone out in public (by posting full unedited logs), though sometimes they probably deserve it, as it doesn't take a minute to check someone's profile before harassing them.
Nowadays, I mostly just ignore them.
So, not to worry, @Thesunmaid.

Btw, the annoying one that kinda caused my earlier post was actually just one PM (not in the chat rooms) which clearly showed he only has one head, and it's not on top. 🙄

**I normally browse around different forums when I have time (which isn't often), and just realized this is the chat support forum. oopsie. That said, unwanted PMs are similar, and can also easily be very annoying and stupid.
 
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A little preface to this conversation. NUMPTY and another chatter apparently had an altercation in PMs and NUMPTY took it upon themself to call the other chatter out in the lobby. They are corrected in the lobby and the chat rules concerning treating others with civility was copy and pasted in the lobby. About 5 minutes passes and I get the following PM exchange. NO PROOF ever offered.


 NUMPTY▸I’m questioning these rules and the moderator’s lack of intervention. In his very first private message, DUMPTY was extremely aggressive. He called me ugly and said other offensive things about me in the lobby. That is not okay. I don’t feel safe when he is here, in the lobby. This is not acceptable. As a woman, I see this as harassment and aggression. This needs to be addressed.

Bama1963▸Did you bother to reach out to one of the Mods' to have your concerns addressed before you started blasting him in the Lobby?

 NUMPTY▸He send me pm first

 NUMPTY▸He started this

 NUMPTY▸not me

Bama1963▸and your point is? If you felt that he had crossed the line and wanted a Mod to intervene, you should have reached out to a Mod but you chose to blast him in the lobby instead. We do not have access to Private Messages and have no way of knowing who says what unless it is reported.

 NUMPTY▸So is it ok for you than he made me feel unsafe?

 NUMPTY▸you are mod?

Bama1963▸Okay, lets try this another way. IF you are sitting in your living room watching tv and someone comes busting through your front door and harasses you, are you going to sit back and blame the cops for not doing anything or are you going to pick up the telephone and call them and make a report?

 NUMPTY▸thank you for your subbort

 NUMPTY▸humanly

Bama1963▸I dont understand what you are wanting from me. First.......you have provided NO PROOF of anything that was supposedly said in the PM. Secondly, you attempted to shame him in the lobby, again with no proof, just an accusation. You are blaming me for not doing anything when I have no clue what actually happened other than hearsay

 NUMPTY▸okey
 
@Bama1963

You are making way too much sense! It's not easily understood. {Sarcasm}

You're a lot more patient than I could be, too. One of my first replies would have been, "If I weren't a moderator, why would I be replying to your corcern?" 😁
 
I don't feel the need to edit this because....well...they posted in this forum but I feel it fits here.

so let me say it for the people in the back...IF YOU DO NOT HAVE PROOF OF WRONG DOING WE WILL NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. WE WILL NOT TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT.

Essentially pics or it did not happen.

https://forum.literotica.com/thread...er-faked-chat-details.1651998/#post-102570972

(points up) there was a screen shot of this person talking about why they were banned we just did not feel the need to send it to them and admits it themselves in the post. (makes a face)

from what i can see they are accusing them of being older than 22.

But yeah...this is...just sad. So also I will say it...we don't give a shit if someone says they are younger than they are...we also don't care if its a man "pretending" to be a woman...play at your own risk. (or a woman pretending to be a man. still don't care) But this...is just dumb...you don't ask a 22 year how big thier package was when they are 15. Why is this hard to get. Its weird...and if in 10 years they are still saying they are 22 then it will become an issue...but this chatter joined a month ago..so even if he has had a birthday since he joined...he is still saying he is an adult.

gaaaaah
 
Here comes another Numpty. Names changed, as always....


Numpty▸GM Earth

Numpty▸i need 0ne help

Numpty▸can i expect s0me guidence

EarthWolf▸okwhats up?

Numpty▸here is a user and she istelling me n0t t0 c0ntact her and i will n0t but h0w can i rem her id, i mean there are s0 many users and if i see that id after 10 days ,am i expected t0 rem her id

Numpty▸
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Chatter▸Why are you harrassing me

Numpty▸Me? when did i d0 that ?

Chatter▸I've told you COUNTLESS timesto not message me 11:17:33

Numpty▸i take that but d0nt y0u thinkthere are s0 many id's here h0w is it humanly p0ssible f0r me t0remember y0ur id 0r f0r that matter that y0u t0ld me n0t t0 messagey0u

Chatter▸leave me alone

Numpty▸i am n0t h0lding y0u up, cany0u please put me 0n ign0re

Chatter▸I'll be reporting you to mods next time you contact me

Numpty▸let me reach t0 m0ds and understand their p0v
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EarthWolf▸write her name down somewhere. now

Numpty▸but am i expected t check thatname everytime i messge an ID

Numpty▸i mean i am all f0r rules butd0 y0u think if she can put me 0n ign0re if she is n0t expecting t0get a msg fr0m me

Numpty▸i am sure m0ds have bestwisd0m and i will g0 by what they say

EarthWolf▸ignore is not reliable on this site. take your own responsibility

Numpty▸well i can sense where this isg0ing

Numpty▸thanks f0r all y0ur help

EarthWolf▸no worries
 
EarthWolf said:
Here comes another Numpty. Names changed, as always....


Numpty▸GM Earth

Numpty▸i need 0ne help

Numpty▸can i expect s0me guidence

EarthWolf▸okwhats up?

Numpty▸here is a user and she istelling me n0t t0 c0ntact her and i will n0t but h0w can i rem her id, i mean there are s0 many users and if i see that id after 10 days ,am i expected t0 rem her id

Numpty▸
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Chatter▸Why are you harrassing me

Numpty▸Me? when did i d0 that ?

Chatter▸I've told you COUNTLESS timesto not message me 11:17:33

Numpty▸i take that but d0nt y0u thinkthere are s0 many id's here h0w is it humanly p0ssible f0r me t0remember y0ur id 0r f0r that matter that y0u t0ld me n0t t0 messagey0u

Chatter▸leave me alone

Numpty▸i am n0t h0lding y0u up, cany0u please put me 0n ign0re

Chatter▸I'll be reporting you to mods next time you contact me

Numpty▸let me reach t0 m0ds and understand their p0v
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EarthWolf▸write her name down somewhere. now

Numpty▸but am i expected t check thatname everytime i messge an ID

Numpty▸i mean i am all f0r rules butd0 y0u think if she can put me 0n ign0re if she is n0t expecting t0get a msg fr0m me

Numpty▸i am sure m0ds have bestwisd0m and i will g0 by what they say

EarthWolf▸ignore is not reliable on this site. take your own responsibility

Numpty▸well i can sense where this isg0ing

Numpty▸thanks f0r all y0ur help

EarthWolf▸no worries
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Oh shit, that wasn't me was it? Sometimes i get high and say weird shit here.

Pretty sure it wasn't me though.
 
PapaRomantic said:
The zero in place of the letter "o" should be enough reason to ban that person!
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Found out why...his O button is broken. Thing is...you can buy a keyboard for cheap. I have 3 spare keyboards. I work in a thrift store and we sell them for like 3 to 5 bucks...so...yeah..
 
Thesunmaid said:
Found out why...his O button is broken. Thing is...you can buy a keyboard for cheap. I have 3 spare keyboards. I work in a thrift store and we sell them for like 3 to 5 bucks...so...yeah..
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Kind of sounds like a typical numpty move.
 
Ok...this...took me 2 fucking hours to type up...I had to edit some things in it to protect identities and also remove a bunch of coming and goings in the chat log a well as...well I had to make it commentary style for all you nibblets.

So with out further ado! The tale of the sad victimized Numpty.
 
Post number 1!

Numpty- You banned me from the Lit chat, but did nothing to (female chatter who had encountered him being a fuckwit before.)
I see you let her continue.
She's the one who came in the room to argue, and insulted me.
All I did was fire back.
You scroll through and see she had an agenda to fight.
Why don't you tell HER to shut up.

Earthwolf - and firing back is good. how?

Numpty - Didn't say it was good.
But you've banned me, but not here.
Please unban.
I'll not fire back.(points up to the part where he said he did and seemd to think it was good at the time.)

Numpty - She attacked me, I responded.
I regret firing back, but you didn't ban her.
Please unban me. That wasn't fair. A warning would've been better.

Earthwolf- oh...you forgot all your previous warnings (there were 5 that I saw..this year...its only been three months)

Numpty - Earth,
I've been trying to do better and did heed the warnings.(did you? Did you really?)
For example, am not publicly in the room discussing my PMs anymore.(such growth)
Am trying not to brag as much as earlier.(because going off on a woman who who made it clear she was not interested is...yeah)

I apologize for my behavior.
Please release the ban.

I would like to remain in contact with my chat friends.

(i need to make bingo cards..there is like 3 of the popular things there. Pweeeease let me come back. I will miss my fwiends.and I promise to do better!)

Numpty - Why can't you un-ban me?
Anyone reading that chat would see I didn't start and further the argument.

(annnnd we have another. Anyone who reads can see I am innocent!)

Earth Wolf - English: no (no)
French: non (noh)
German: nein (nine)
Dutch: nee (ney)
Korean: 아니요 (aniyo)
Japanese: いいえ (i-ie)
Tagalog: hindi (hin-di)
Brazilian Portuguese: não (now)
Hindi: नहीं (nahin)
Turkish: hayır (hah-yuhr)
Finnish: ei (ey)
Italian: no (no)
Spanish: no (no)
Russian: нет (nyet)
Vietnamese: không (kohng)
Swedish: nej (ney)
Ukrainian: ні (ni)
Norwegian: nei (nay)
Afrikaans: nee (nay)
Basque: ez (ez)
Catalan: no (no)
Indonesian: tidak (tee-dahk)
Polish: nie (nyeh)
Greek: όχι (o-chi)
pick which ever one you like and then repeat it.

Numpty - You're not a fair moderator.

(ahh yes saying its not fair! I am seriously thinking I will have several bingos by the end of this)

Anyone reading the text that preceded my banning would conclude I did nothing wrong in the room.

(I am innocent...innocent I tells ya!)

The woman came into the room with an agenda, to insult and attack me.

(I am but a poor victim!)

You even cowardly insulted me after you banned me.
(back to insulting)

(this was in the room after he was banned)
EarthWolf▸makes tea
•ExitLaughing left the room.
EarthWolf▸I mean, he only had twenty requests to shut up

(this was him putting up an argument of EW is a big meanie head. I mean he is a wolf...his math might be off)

No one in the chat room told me to shut up, except one who hates me and always goes after me.
That's far from "20."

(he has people who hate him...shocking..)

Yes, someone in the room at the time who saw the whole incident sent me a copy of the room text.

CHAT RULES:

2. Treat other chatters with civility.

A. Speak as you would like to be spoken to.

You broke the rules yourself.
You clearly showed your bias in an unprofessional manner.

(we are unprofessional...gasp! how ever will i go on with my volenteer job of baby sitting bitch boys like this)

Why didn't you bounce or ban her?
I didn't treat her uncivilly.

(we have not even gotten to the log of how he spoke and I assure you...there are many)

Mod (who was also there but I did not get his permission to show his name. I will edit it later if they give me permission) - if you got banned, HOW do you know who is still chatting online?

(this is an excellent question which sadly we will not really get a clear answer on this one.)

Numpty - I don't know who is still chatting online. I don't know she didn't get banned. Others told me I was the only one banned.
(oooh we have spys)

The chat I saw had (lady chatter) remaining in the room. I saw a "(lady chatter) left the room..." later in the chat text. No text showing she was bounced.

Read my last post. I edited it.
(did you because...maybe get a proof reader because that first part...)

A mod exercised unprofessional behavior himself and showed favoritism in supporting the chatter who attacked me.

(Neither of the mods who spoke to him seemed to have known either numpty or the lady. But sure? Always a brides maid never a bride I guess.)

Mod - So you are making accusations not based on facts?

( i do believe he is my darling)

Mod,
I admit I don't know everything and I haven't seen everything and don't know how you mods operate.
(no shit sherlock but yet we are unprofessional and meaaaaaan)

I want to return to chat.
(of course you do)

I was banned unfairly.
(surrre Jan)

I said nothing in that chat that warranted me being banned.
(umm...insert sarcastic eye roll here?)
 
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