The numpty files.

That hurts my head @Bama1963.

His brief replies are as annoying as the guy who writes dissertations, or the other guy...or the other.

It's too early for this.

😉😊
 
Another edition of the Numpty Files: Chatter was kicked out of a room for Spamming. They have been warned several times before. Proceeds to go to the Chat Mod Office to declare their innocence.


  • Mod #1hi Numpty, can we help
  • Bama1963I can answer you............you got kicked for spamming the rooms
  • NumptyWhy did I get banned?
  • Mod #1kicked
  • Numptynot cool
  • Bama1963▸Numpty▸Any dominant female wants to play? pm me
  • Numptyand?
  • Bama1963wanna be cool.................follow the rules 5. Do not spam posts in chat. A. Roleplay ideas or advertisements of what you are looking for should only be posted in any room at a time and a minimum of 30 minutes between posts or if the post is still visible in the scroll for slower rooms. B. Distinctly different advertisements may be posted in no more than three different rooms, each following the same 30 minutes between posts.
  • Mod #3got banned or kicked?
  • Bama1963kicked
  • NumtyHmmm
  • Bama1963and you even got a pop-up message that stated the reason that you were kicked "Spamming the Rooms"
  • Numptyi haven’t done anything wrong
  • Mod #1breaking a rule you agreed to is not wrong?
  • Bama1963One post in ONE room per 30 minutes unless they are distinctly different
  • Numptyyes, did I make more than one?
  • Bama1963hence you broke the rules.........therefore you were kicked...............this is an everyday thing with you
  • Mod #2Family Room
  • Bama1963 among about 5-6 others
  • NumptyAre you seeing something I’m not
  • Bama1963Numpty ▸Any dominant wants to play? pm me........Horny Mothers
  • NumptyI think you are jumping the gun pal
  • Mod #1I see two without trying hard. that's enough
  • Mod #3also Numpty▸Any dominant female wants to play? pm me
  • Mod #3in the younger room
  • NumptyOh
  • Numptyyou saw that?
  • Mod #1....................
  • Mod #3i see all
  • Bama1963Numpty.............we have told you what you did wrong and why you got kicked so let this serve as your last warning.............The next time, you will get banned. Understood?
  • Numptyspeechless
  • Mod #3You have been added to the watch list Yourtoy69 - noted for repeat violations... any future violations will result in your excommunication
  • Numptydamn
  • Numptyim doomed
  • Bama1963you never know who will see you
  • Mod #3or just follow the rules lol
  • Mod #3just set a 30 min timer on your phone between your ads
  • NumptyI have no choice
  • Bama1963just in case you havent read the rules before, here is your personal copy of the link. https://forum.literotica.com/threads/literotica-chat-rules.1590050/ They are also posted in the room banners.
  • Numptyits ok…I don’t know how to read, you can have it back
  • Bama1963your choice, but dont say "I didnt know"
  • Mod #1then how do you write the posts?
  • Numptyi plead the fifth
  • Mod #3cant be speak to text.... not enough um, uh or duhs
  • Bama1963lol
Numptypeace
Just a note, you missed a name in the section about the watch list. May want to edit! ;(
 
Latest chapter of the Numpty Files:

Bama1963: Good Afternoon, why do you keep messaging “JaneDoe” after she has asked you not to contact her?

Numpty: I want to understand if she doesn’t wanna chat, why isn’t ignoring me since there is that option?

Numpty: I am just curious

Numpty: Are you from Bama too?

Bama11963: IF someone ask you not to contact them. DO NOT CONTACT THEM….pretty simple.

Numpty: Just a simple request

Numpty: why can I not politely ask a question? PRETTY SIMPLE

Numpry: Is that fair?

Bama1963: Because you have been asked multiple times not to contact her. Since you don’t seem to want to play by the rules, The next time that she sends me a screenshot of you messaging her, I will ban you for harassment. Any questions?

Numpty; Yes

Numpty: Why don’t you ask her to ignore me? Just curious

Bama1963: The ignore buttong doesn’t work for everyone. She has asked you not to contact her.

Numpty: pls ask her to try the ignore button

Numpty: I have never had any problems in ignoring anyone

Bama1963: Contact her again and I will ban you

Numpty: I just did

Numpty: did she share the screenshot?

Numpty: I can share if you like

At this point I messaged “JaneDoe” and asked her about him still messaging her. His PM to her read

Numpty: Hello

Numpty: what happened

Numpty: Hello

Numpty: “Jane”

Numpty: got Mod

Numpty: what happened to Mod

Numpty: see I just ignored him. Why cant you ignore me?



He was promptly banned from Chat.
 
Latest chapter of the Numpty Files:

Is chat PM different than PM here on the forum, or is it the same?

Harassment in PM can get them banned from Literotica, period...if forum moderators have screen shots and submit a message to Laurel. Let Jane Doe know that this is an option if he continues.
 
Is chat PM different than PM here on the forum, or is it the same?
If not mistaken, it's different.
Both can be banned.

Why are there so many entitled dipshits?

I've been receiving (forum) PMs from the same person (actually there are a few of them) repeatedly despite not replying them at all. They really can't take a hint. It looks like I might really have to tell them where to fuck off to. 😆
 
Is chat PM different than PM here on the forum, or is it the same?

Harassment in PM can get them banned from Literotica, period...if forum moderators have screen shots and submit a message to Laurel. Let Jane Doe know that this is an option if he continues.
Chat pm is basically like a one on one convo instead of in the rooms. Mods cannot see the pms either by the way..which is a good thing because I have to see brain bleach worthy shit in the first place. So its basically the same...the only people who can see the pms are the ones in the pms.

Although in the forum you can add more than 2 people into a pm thread at any time. Where as chat pms are only 2 people and if you want more you need to move to a room.

I hope that makes sense. I am going to bed now because this sounds like it makes sense in my head but maybe not here.
 
If not mistaken, it's different.
Both can be banned.

Why are there so many entitled dipshits?

I've been receiving (forum) PMs from the same person (actually there are a few of them) repeatedly despite not replying them at all. They really can't take a hint. It looks like I might really have to tell them where to fuck off to. 😆
sweetie I have literally told people to fuck off and sometimes they are still confused. I am not known for my subtlety so...you get what you get and I said what I said.
 
I am shocked this is the sort of thing that happens!
Sorry to shock you but...sighs this is one of our most common reasons to ban people. We have had to close the room before. But since then as there are many in there that rp with in the rules the police themselves very well. And we have tried to make it so its easier to report things. Most of the chatters there are really very pleasant to talk to. Just a very vocal...very dumb few ruins it for others and gives them a bad reputation. The family room is not really my kink but...it is common. But emphasis on fantasy. This one...was not.
 
So dearies I have a new numpty for you.

This is just...ugh

Numpty ▸Very tired. Angry at my step daughter (not a great start numpty also mom of the kid...ruuuuuun!)
Chatter ▸oh no why (chatter thinking its just a person needing to vent...kind of nice of them)
Numpty▸Shes 14 in her hate her parents phase lol (yes because she is 14 and...yeah puberty sucks alot)
Numpty▸Nothing makes her happy (because she is going through puberty and feels alone you dumbass)
Chatter▸sorry i cant help you there! (yeah it should have stopped here)
Numpty▸Meh Shes beyond help (step father of the year here...lets give up on the child! Its not yours anyway so who cares right? I am a step parent myself and this honestly disgusts me.)
Numpty▸Wish you were here to give her discipline (bombastic side eye and why he got banned. Don't ask randos on a sex chat to discipline your underage teenage daughter!)
Chatter▸like i said i cant help you there (good answer)
Numpty▸That’s a definitive no go (why are you still talking you creepy fuck wit?!)
Chatter▸correct (good answer!)
Numpty▸As if I didn’t know… (didn't know what? that you should fucking well stop?)
Chatter▸sounds like you don't (i agree dear chatter)
Numpty▸I’m angry, not violent or abusive. Big difference (no you are just weird and creepy and trying to talk about disciplining your again underage stepchild!)
Numpty▸Thanks for the vote of confidence (why would you think we have any faith in you in anyway when you are in fucking sex chat talking about your again! under age step child which you clearly don't care about.)
Chatter▸regardless, talking about a minor on a sex site is a big red flag....(you are correct my dear and this is when the person gave the log to the mod)


thennnnn he goes whining to Bama because...he was there I guess...who directed him to me. Now Numpty is whining that his step daughter who remember he has already said she is beyond help has a mental illness apperently. Yes lets give up on kids going through some shit...but also stop shareing your UNDERAGE childs medical info on a fucking sex chat! And also I wish this young lady all the best...being a teenager and having mental health issues can suck because you have no idea how to handle or regulate your emotions when hormones and growing can make it all 10 times harder. Fuck this guy soooooo fucking hard.

Thats when I get a message from him. Also the times here matter. Keep an eye on them.



1246 am Numpty - Unblock me please (yeah no)
105 am Numpty - Apparently my daughters condition is a worthy reasons to block me. I am going to go cry (cry away I hope you suffer)
(points up I work week days from 8 am to 430 pm. At the point where he messaged me I was asleep because I have to be up for work at 6 am)


I answered him after 6 pm because I got home close to 5 pm and because I wanted to I grabbed a shower and I also did a load of laundry because I admit I have been slacking on it. And I got things ready for dinner and then my husband got home so yes I answered him after I had eaten dinner. Because this is not all that time sensitive because people are not getting less banned and we are not denying him vital life saving medication...he just can't be a creepy fucker on a sex chat.

642 pm Thesunmaid - Ok I don't know what your daughters condition is...Nor do i want to know. It's none of my business.

Now tell me...why would you feel the need to talk about strangers disciplining your 14 year old child in a sex chat? What about that seems like any kind of good idea?
Feel free to explain to me like I am a child why you think this was the place to talk about that because...this...is...a...sex..chat. If you have an issue with your child there are many chats out there for help with difficult children and or children with medical or mental issues...so yes...explain.

(never got an answer.)

Now Bama got a message

907 pm same day (points at the time in comparison to my message time) Numpty - Messaged thesunmaid and have not gotten an answer back! (yes you did sugar tits)
907 pm Numpty - this site is useless! (to you yes because we hate your kind)
908pm Bama - You do realize that some people have lives outside of lit right? (i do indeed i worked all day and then chose to not run to my computer immediately to answer whiny bitch babies when I got home)
911 pm Numpty - Damn. Ok. Bye! (did some kind of realization dawn on him. I doubt it but hope springs eternal)

Now If you are paying attention to the times...I answered at 642 pm he whined at Bama at 907 pm. Now even with time zones I answered him before he whined.

I wrote this this morning when I got up because its fucking well Sunday. I can take my goddam time with things because its my day off.

Thesunmaid - Hi I would also like to ask...excuse the fuck out of you I didn't answer?

(i put the screen shot here of his convo with bama)

you chafing little dishonest sack of shit? what the fuck was that? *points up* (at the screen shot I will not post here sorry)

You sent that to Bama at 9 pm...I sent you a message at 642 pm...so feel free to suck a large bag of dicks because I don't care what your explanation for why you decided that talking about your underage child was appropriate in a sex chat. Go fuck yourself. Although for the sake of honesty I was not unbanning you anyway so...Have the day you deserve. (i also advised him how to report me if he wanted to try but I imagine since 2019 when i became a mod I have been reported multiple times and never heard a peep about it)


So I await some kind of begging, whiney, or perhaps angry response (maybe all three..gets my bingo card out) we shall see!
 
So dearies I have a new numpty for you.

Fuck this guy soooooo fucking hard.
No. Just no. Yuck. He can fuck himself.

Kudos to the original chatter though. 👍🏻

And while I admit I scrolled through the whining, I feel like I missed the specific mention of the permanent ban.
Oh I know when it happened, just still would have been nice to see it actually declared.

😅

Alright, I should get back to ....something else.

👋🏻👋🏻


Update:
Had a little extra time today, so I ambled over to a few other threads on this forum.

While you might be the asshole, I mean bad cop (though you do call yourself that in some other thread 😅), and Quip the nice one, they the banned/offenders get what they deserve.

Someone has to do the job.👍🏻
 
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Ok...if we say you are banned and its not giving a time frame of how long the ban is for or specifically calling it a temp ban...its permanant...its implied when one is banned. Otherwise it would be called a kick. And clearly you have not seen the sharp side of quip's tongue...although he does make saying fuck you sound rather polite.
 
This is the continuation of the NUMPTY file that i posted Friday: All of this takes place in Forum messages that he sent me since he got banned.

Numpty: Friday at 8:26 PM

Can you please remove the ban?

Bama1963: NOPE...............enjoy your time away from LIT

Numpty: So how long is the ban?

Bama1963: FOREVER

Numpty: Can you please remove the ban?

Bama1963: How many times do I need to tell you NO...............NOT HAPPENING...............Now, you can ignore me here as well

Numpry: I was having a bad afternoon. I am sorry for my rude behavior.

Bama1963: You had your chance to correct your behavior but instead you chose to be a dickhead. Go away, the ban is not going to be lifted.


Bama1963: You cant be an issue when you are no longer allowed in chat.......you should have thought about that while you were being a dickhead

Numpty: Yesterday at 6:32 AM

Hi,
Can we please let it go and please remove the ban? I would greatly appreciate it.

Bama1963: English: no (no)
French: non (noh)
German: nein (nine)
Dutch: nee (ney)
Korean: 아니요 (aniyo)
Japanese: いいえ (i-ie)
Tagalog: hindi (hin-di)
Brazilian Portuguese: não (now)
Hindi: नहीं (nahin)
Turkish: hayır (hah-yuhr)
Finnish: ei (ey)
Italian: no (no)
Spanish: no (no)
Russian: нет (nyet)
Vietnamese: không (kohng)
Swedish: nej (ney)
Ukrainian: ні (ni)
Norwegian: nei (nay)
Afrikaans: nee (nay)
Basque: ez (ez)
Catalan: no (no)
Indonesian: tidak (tee-dahk)
Polish: nie (nyeh)
Greek: όχι (o-chi)
pick which ever one you like and then repeat it. (I couldn’t resist pulling a play out of Sunny’s Playbook)

Numpty: Please brother. Let's move on from one bad incident. I would greatly appreciate it.

Bama: today at 7:52 AM

For the last time, you are NOT GETTING UNBANNED! Asking over and over isn't going to change anything....now move along!

Numpty: hey,
can you please reconsider and unban? Lol

Numpty: Please. You are a volunteer on this "great" site. You have "lots" of power. Can you please unban me? Lol

Numpty: Please, pretty please?

NOW he decides to show his true colors:

He posts a screenshot of the 100 ways to say NO and then sends this reply

Numpty: Seriously? You got time to write all this? What a fucking loser....You think you are a big shot but you are fucking volunteer on a fucking chat site. Do you know what that means? Nothing...you bitch.

Once again, he post a screenshot of the 100 ways to say NO and then this reply.

Numpty: Dude, get a fucking life. I wonder how much time you are wasting on this site and being a fucking loser.

Numpty: hey idiot,
can I ask you to do me another favor? Feel free to delete my account off this site.

He sends a NEW message entitled “Loser”


Numpty: hi pathetic loser
i am gonna keep annoying you until you kill my account.
Go for it you loser.



Back to the original message

Numpty: hey loser,
In case if you haven't seen the previous message....i dare you to close my account an delete it.


Bama1963: Do you remember that little button that you want everyone else to use..........you know the IGNORE button? Well, you have been ignored........SEE YA AROUND!

Yeah, we need more Chatters just like him.................NOT!
 
He doesn't realize begging to be unbanned so he can return "to a fucking chat site" and wanting to "waste time" there and "waste time" begging makes him a

Wait for it



Loser.

If he wants his account deleted, he can go through proper channels. I usually post how to do it, but he's not worth my time. Let him look it up.
 
He doesn't realize begging to be unbanned so he can return "to a fucking chat site" and wanting to "waste time" there and "waste time" begging makes him a

Wait for it



Loser.

If he wants his account deleted, he can go through proper channels. I usually post how to do it, but he's not worth my time. Let him look it up.
chat mods can't delete an account anyway. But even if we could...I would make them go through the proper channels anyway because I would not want to deal with him anymore.
 
So I had a semi rough day...thought I would just pop into chat and say hi...then this...

Numpty▸you talk to hub about a black cock inside you
Thesunmaid▸pinches the bridge of my nose."ok i need you to fuck in the direction of off and go stick your cock up your own ass. Does this ever actually work? Do you think woman just sit waiting for some dude to say something like this which by the way..I was not aware that a vagina could retreat in onself in sheer cringe and yet here we are. Go away."

to thier credit they did indeed go away. But seriously...this is not the kind of thing that will impress a lady. It's just sad.
 
pinches the bridge of my nose.
👆🏻👆🏻 I feel like I can relate to these. 🫤


to thier credit they did indeed go away. But seriously...this is not the kind of thing that will impress a lady. It's just sad.
It has been a quiet 'week' since your last post, seemed as though the chat rooms might be worth a visit...and then this. Urgh.

At least you get to be snarky at them haha.

Hope the rest of the week goes better for all of us!
 
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and yet another Numpty enters the spotlight briefly.


  • Numpty▸May we speak in private please?
  • EarthWolf▸its best
  • Numpty▸Thank you.
  • Numpty▸I re-joined this site a few days ago. I've been going through a tough time and I thought coming ack here would cheer me, but it's actually just made me feel shit about myself.
  • EarthWolf▸so you left before and why?
  • Numpty▸I was hear before and I think I became a bit hooked on the dopamine hit of chatting to people, but it wasn't good for me, my health or my self esteem.
  • EarthWolf▸ok, some people feel that way
  • Numpty▸Yeah, it's made me feel worse during a time when I'm sinking pretty low and am becoming rather fed up with things anyway. So, I think I need to leave again.
  • Numpty▸I don't want to just sign out, because I always come back for "one more look..."
  • EarthWolf▸ok that isnt difficult though
  • EarthWolf▸there is a simple trick
  • Numpty▸I know that Mod's can block people, so I would like you to block this account completely please, because then I know I can't use my e-mail again, can I ?
  • EarthWolf▸go and do a password change. make a long and complicated password and dont write it down anywhere, and then log out
  • Numpty▸Yes, but then I can reset the password.
  • Numpty▸Please can you block this account?
  • Numpty▸One of the mod's did it for me before......
  • EarthWolf▸I only ban for rules broken. and that only applies to chat not the whole site
  • Numpty▸Yes, I understand.
  • Numpty▸It's the chat that I want you to block / ban me from.
  • Numpty▸Please?
  • EarthWolf▸you dont fit any of the bannable offenses
  • Numpty▸Please.
  • Numpty▸I'm not asking for much...
  • Numpty▸One of the mod's / admin's did it fo rme before.
  • EarthWolf▸well whoever, should not have
  • Numpty▸So, you're refusing to help someone who's kindly asked you for some support and explained that this is having an impact on mental health?
  • Numpty▸Please can you reconsider?
  • Numpty▸I'm really not asking for much, Earth Wolf.
  • EarthWolf▸so you think it should be ok for me to break the rules I work by in your case
  • Numpty▸Actually, given that I'm asking you to do this for a very genuine and morally right reason, yes - I would hope you could consider my request. It's hardly like I'm going to hit with an unfair dismissal case, is it?
  • Numpty▸Please, Earth Wolf. Just block the account. I'm asking for good reason.
  • EarthWolf▸sorry, ask someone else
  • Numpty▸That is so fucked up.
  • Numpty▸Someone asks you for help that would have taken you seconds, and you decline.
  • Numpty▸It would have taken you less time to just block me than keep me talking for ages.
  • Numpty▸Seriously, Dude, what's that about/
  • EarthWolf▸try asking a cop to arrest you for having a drink in a hotel when you could have avoided the hotel
  • Numpty▸No, Earth Wolf, it is someone asking you to help them for good reason, and you turning your back and just saying "Not my problem"
  • Numpty▸As a mod, don't you have a duty of care for users?
  • EarthWolf▸administering the rules is not providing psychological support to people with genuine problems
  • Numpty▸Read that back and consider how dark and messed up wha you've just said actually is. Seriously, that's messed up. You're clearly not a nice person.
  • Numpty▸At least have the decency to tell me where I can change my password?
  • EarthWolfhttps://www.literotica.com/authenticate/login
  • Numpty▸What section is it under?
  • EarthWolf▸there is a link there need password help
  • EarthWolf▸also this https://www.literotica.com/faq/membership/password-reminder
  • Numpty▸You could and should have just blocked the account for me.
  • EarthWolf▸for breaking which rule?
  • Numpty▸I give up. Seriously, go find a morale compass and try to look after people bette
  • Numpty left the room.
 
I am still blown away at the SHEER STUPIDITY of this chatter! Keep in mind that this conversation took place IN THE MOD OFFICE!

  • NUMPTY▸have i been reported
  • Bama1963▸why would you be reported?
  • NUMPTY▸because i come looking for underage role play
  • Bama1963▸why would you do that?
  • NUMPTY▸it is why i come here
  • Bama1963▸well here is a heads up for you...............you wont be coming here any more
  • Numpty has been banned from the room.
 
and yet another Numpty enters the spotlight briefly.


  • Numpty▸May we speak in private please?
  • EarthWolf▸its best
  • Numpty▸Thank you.
  • Numpty▸I re-joined this site a few days ago. I've been going through a tough time and I thought coming ack here would cheer me, but it's actually just made me feel shit about myself.
  • EarthWolf▸so you left before and why?
  • Numpty▸I was hear before and I think I became a bit hooked on the dopamine hit of chatting to people, but it wasn't good for me, my health or my self esteem.
  • EarthWolf▸ok, some people feel that way
  • Numpty▸Yeah, it's made me feel worse during a time when I'm sinking pretty low and am becoming rather fed up with things anyway. So, I think I need to leave again.
  • Numpty▸I don't want to just sign out, because I always come back for "one more look..."
  • EarthWolf▸ok that isnt difficult though
  • EarthWolf▸there is a simple trick
  • Numpty▸I know that Mod's can block people, so I would like you to block this account completely please, because then I know I can't use my e-mail again, can I ?
  • EarthWolf▸go and do a password change. make a long and complicated password and dont write it down anywhere, and then log out
  • Numpty▸Yes, but then I can reset the password.
  • Numpty▸Please can you block this account?
  • Numpty▸One of the mod's did it for me before......
  • EarthWolf▸I only ban for rules broken. and that only applies to chat not the whole site
  • Numpty▸Yes, I understand.
  • Numpty▸It's the chat that I want you to block / ban me from.
  • Numpty▸Please?
  • EarthWolf▸you dont fit any of the bannable offenses
  • Numpty▸Please.
  • Numpty▸I'm not asking for much...
  • Numpty▸One of the mod's / admin's did it fo rme before.
  • EarthWolf▸well whoever, should not have
  • Numpty▸So, you're refusing to help someone who's kindly asked you for some support and explained that this is having an impact on mental health?
  • Numpty▸Please can you reconsider?
  • Numpty▸I'm really not asking for much, Earth Wolf.
  • EarthWolf▸so you think it should be ok for me to break the rules I work by in your case
  • Numpty▸Actually, given that I'm asking you to do this for a very genuine and morally right reason, yes - I would hope you could consider my request. It's hardly like I'm going to hit with an unfair dismissal case, is it?
  • Numpty▸Please, Earth Wolf. Just block the account. I'm asking for good reason.
  • EarthWolf▸sorry, ask someone else
  • Numpty▸That is so fucked up.
  • Numpty▸Someone asks you for help that would have taken you seconds, and you decline.
  • Numpty▸It would have taken you less time to just block me than keep me talking for ages.
  • Numpty▸Seriously, Dude, what's that about/
  • EarthWolf▸try asking a cop to arrest you for having a drink in a hotel when you could have avoided the hotel
  • Numpty▸No, Earth Wolf, it is someone asking you to help them for good reason, and you turning your back and just saying "Not my problem"
  • Numpty▸As a mod, don't you have a duty of care for users?
  • EarthWolf▸administering the rules is not providing psychological support to people with genuine problems
  • Numpty▸Read that back and consider how dark and messed up wha you've just said actually is. Seriously, that's messed up. You're clearly not a nice person.
  • Numpty▸At least have the decency to tell me where I can change my password?
  • EarthWolfhttps://www.literotica.com/authenticate/login
  • Numpty▸What section is it under?
  • EarthWolf▸there is a link there need password help
  • EarthWolf▸also this https://www.literotica.com/faq/membership/password-reminder
  • Numpty▸You could and should have just blocked the account for me.
  • EarthWolf▸for breaking which rule?
  • Numpty▸I give up. Seriously, go find a morale compass and try to look after people bette
  • Numpty left the room.
If they were that desperate to be banned, why not just go into a room and ask for underage play or something else that would be guaranteed to get them banned.
 
I had one do that the other day...........wanted me to ban them. Told them no and they TOLD ME that they were going to break the rules just to get banned.
 
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