The numpty files.
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Yet another stupid chatter using the Mod Office as a confessional...........
- NUMPTY▸did someone turn me in?
- Bama1963▸should they have?
- Numpty▸because i was chatting about 13 year old boys
- Bama1963▸what about 13 yr old boys?
- Numtpy▸i told him i lust fior them
- Bama1963▸you know that underage discussion is against the rulles right?
- Numpty▸yes
- Bama1963▸well guess what?
- NUMPTY▸but it is my fantasy
- Bama1963▸your fantasy just got you banned.
- •NUMPTY has been banned from the room.
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Looks at Bama's posts "yes these are 2 different people and while we don't have them literally coming to us to confess like this all the time...it happens alot."
Do we now know why the mods have a tendency to be a bit growly at times? I mean I think this post showcases it at times.
Do we now know why the mods have a tendency to be a bit growly at times? I mean I think this post showcases it at times.
Well good ole Numpty strikes again.......35 minutes into this conversation and nothing gets resolved other than getting themselves banned.
There are multiple lessons to be learned from this conversation.
1. The Mods are always here to address any concerns or issues that you may have, but THIS is not the way to go about it.
2. It is a pretty simple process to report another chatter for violating the site rules. Send a screenshot to one of your friendly Mods and they will deal with it. (IF it violates the TOS)
3. Talking about an issue and not being able to provide any kind of documentation will go NOWHERE. We dont accept copy and paste conversations because they are too easily manipulated. SCREENSHOTS only accepted.
4. Getting your panties in a knot after being told over and over "provide proof" and then getting belligerent with a Mod usually doesnt end well for you. We are human just like you are and we DO NOT have to put up with abuse from you because your feelings are hurt.
5. Dont attempt to report an issue and at the same time admit that you are breaking the rules of the site as well.
6. Being a 12 yr member of LIT doesnt mean you cant get banned.
NUMPTY▸have a few min?..i have sime questions
Bama1963▸sure
NUMPTY▸how are people vetted here?
Bama1963▸vetted?
NUMPTY▸I have found underage kids here
Bama1963▸have you reported them with screenshots?
NUMPTY▸now I will. but is that My job?
NUMPTY▸I have names but no proof
Bama1963▸IF you want to complain about it, take a vested interest in keeping the site up to snuff
Bama1963▸I am willing to bet that 99.9% of those alleged infractions were discovered in a PM..........right or wrong?
NUMPTY▸well Bamam we have been here for so many years now....and i thinkin that this site can be better...
NUMPTY▸bama
Bama1963▸not disagreeing there. But if everyone takes the attitude "Not my problem" it is not going to get any better.
NUMPTY▸I just surf rooms and not say much...but whe i get pm's from suspected underage girls....i just as k why are you here
Bama1963▸so you are basically turning a blind eye to the issue rather than getting involved and trying to help make the site better.
NUMPTY▸this is just a warning....when I get them to commit to be under age and I bring it to the mods, make no mistake I have vetted them
Bama1963▸Since 90% of the "illegal stuff" takes place in PMs, I suppose we could shut down PMs and we wouldnt have to worry about those since we cant see them.
NUMPTY▸bama.....I respect you and all of THE mods
Bama1963▸so what is the point of this conversation.................The mods are just the enforcers of the rules around here. Just like Police on the streets, we cant see everything or be everywhere, we rely on the cooperation of the chatters.
NUMPTY▸pm's or ot in the rooms...minors should never be here
Bama1963▸and your point is......................no one ever lies on the internet when signing up for a site account
NUMPTY▸well...with that in mind....I am here to help and to draw frauds out
NUMPTY▸any inside intel that I find out I would expect a mod to handel it
NUMPTY▸you may copy and paste this convo....it is in the best interest of lit chat
Bama1963▸provide PROOF and they WILL be dealt with...........how can we deal with something that we dont know exist?
Bama1963▸You can also report issues to the owner of the site if you feel that the Mods or Admins are not doing their jobs to your expectations https://forum.literotica.com/conversations/add?to=Laurel
NUMPTY▸well, I wanted solid self admitting proof
NUMPTY▸just lay low and I will get them to sink'
Bama1963▸and when I say PROOF.........that doesnt mean "So and So is underage".........that means screenshots of actual rule infractions
NUMPTY▸i will send you the entire convera
Bama1963▸that is all that we have ever asked for.
NUMPTY▸sdamn it'
NUMPTY▸I am with you
Bama1963▸They need to be reported at the time that it takes place, we need to know which room that they are in at the time.
NUMPTY▸curi
NUMPTY▸I will save the enitire convo
NUMPTY▸then that name gets banned
Bama1963▸if they are underage...........they will be banned as soon as I find them in the room
NUMPTY▸make no mistake....she admitted to be 16
Bama1963▸we have been having this discussion for a while now and the person could have been banned as soon as you PMed me with a screenshot
NUMPTY▸you and I have been here many years...we know the ruls
NUMPTY▸I am setting them up
Bama1963▸is she admitted to being 16, what is there to setup?
NUMPTY▸Yes
NUMPTY▸this bothers me
Bama1963▸screenshot the admission............all that is needed
NUMPTY▸I will make it happen
Bama1963▸sounds like you are trying to make something happen instead of proving your accusation
NUMPTY▸the name...curious_filipino
NUMPTY▸nope...I have been coming here longer tah
Bama1963▸WHEN YOU GET PROOF, let me know........I dont have time to play ring around the rosie with you.
NUMPTY▸well you need facts
NUMPTY▸I will get
Bama1963▸ALL THAT I NEED IS THE ADMISSION.................."janedoe...I am 16
Bama1963▸how hard is that?
NUMPTY▸Yes. I got that. be a littles respectful
NUMPTY▸I am not the enemy
Bama1963▸stop trying to give me the run around............either provide the proof of your accusation or move along.........geeeeeeeeeez
NUMPTY▸do your job
NUMPTY▸fuck you...no run around here you as
NUMPTY▸ass
NUMPTY▸be respectful of info'
Bama1963▸35 minutes of you making accusations and no proof yet.
NUMPTY▸you have been put on notice with a name....get off of your high horse and make lit chat safe
•NUMPTY has been banned from the room.
There are multiple lessons to be learned from this conversation.
1. The Mods are always here to address any concerns or issues that you may have, but THIS is not the way to go about it.
2. It is a pretty simple process to report another chatter for violating the site rules. Send a screenshot to one of your friendly Mods and they will deal with it. (IF it violates the TOS)
3. Talking about an issue and not being able to provide any kind of documentation will go NOWHERE. We dont accept copy and paste conversations because they are too easily manipulated. SCREENSHOTS only accepted.
4. Getting your panties in a knot after being told over and over "provide proof" and then getting belligerent with a Mod usually doesnt end well for you. We are human just like you are and we DO NOT have to put up with abuse from you because your feelings are hurt.
5. Dont attempt to report an issue and at the same time admit that you are breaking the rules of the site as well.
6. Being a 12 yr member of LIT doesnt mean you cant get banned.
NUMPTY▸have a few min?..i have sime questions
Bama1963▸sure
NUMPTY▸how are people vetted here?
Bama1963▸vetted?
NUMPTY▸I have found underage kids here
Bama1963▸have you reported them with screenshots?
NUMPTY▸now I will. but is that My job?
NUMPTY▸I have names but no proof
Bama1963▸IF you want to complain about it, take a vested interest in keeping the site up to snuff
Bama1963▸I am willing to bet that 99.9% of those alleged infractions were discovered in a PM..........right or wrong?
NUMPTY▸well Bamam we have been here for so many years now....and i thinkin that this site can be better...
NUMPTY▸bama
Bama1963▸not disagreeing there. But if everyone takes the attitude "Not my problem" it is not going to get any better.
NUMPTY▸I just surf rooms and not say much...but whe i get pm's from suspected underage girls....i just as k why are you here
Bama1963▸so you are basically turning a blind eye to the issue rather than getting involved and trying to help make the site better.
NUMPTY▸this is just a warning....when I get them to commit to be under age and I bring it to the mods, make no mistake I have vetted them
Bama1963▸Since 90% of the "illegal stuff" takes place in PMs, I suppose we could shut down PMs and we wouldnt have to worry about those since we cant see them.
NUMPTY▸bama.....I respect you and all of THE mods
Bama1963▸so what is the point of this conversation.................The mods are just the enforcers of the rules around here. Just like Police on the streets, we cant see everything or be everywhere, we rely on the cooperation of the chatters.
NUMPTY▸pm's or ot in the rooms...minors should never be here
Bama1963▸and your point is......................no one ever lies on the internet when signing up for a site account
NUMPTY▸well...with that in mind....I am here to help and to draw frauds out
NUMPTY▸any inside intel that I find out I would expect a mod to handel it
NUMPTY▸you may copy and paste this convo....it is in the best interest of lit chat
Bama1963▸provide PROOF and they WILL be dealt with...........how can we deal with something that we dont know exist?
Bama1963▸You can also report issues to the owner of the site if you feel that the Mods or Admins are not doing their jobs to your expectations https://forum.literotica.com/conversations/add?to=Laurel
NUMPTY▸well, I wanted solid self admitting proof
NUMPTY▸just lay low and I will get them to sink'
Bama1963▸and when I say PROOF.........that doesnt mean "So and So is underage".........that means screenshots of actual rule infractions
NUMPTY▸i will send you the entire convera
Bama1963▸that is all that we have ever asked for.
NUMPTY▸sdamn it'
NUMPTY▸I am with you
Bama1963▸They need to be reported at the time that it takes place, we need to know which room that they are in at the time.
NUMPTY▸curi
NUMPTY▸I will save the enitire convo
NUMPTY▸then that name gets banned
Bama1963▸if they are underage...........they will be banned as soon as I find them in the room
NUMPTY▸make no mistake....she admitted to be 16
Bama1963▸we have been having this discussion for a while now and the person could have been banned as soon as you PMed me with a screenshot
NUMPTY▸you and I have been here many years...we know the ruls
NUMPTY▸I am setting them up
Bama1963▸is she admitted to being 16, what is there to setup?
NUMPTY▸Yes
NUMPTY▸this bothers me
Bama1963▸screenshot the admission............all that is needed
NUMPTY▸I will make it happen
Bama1963▸sounds like you are trying to make something happen instead of proving your accusation
NUMPTY▸the name...curious_filipino
NUMPTY▸nope...I have been coming here longer tah
Bama1963▸WHEN YOU GET PROOF, let me know........I dont have time to play ring around the rosie with you.
NUMPTY▸well you need facts
NUMPTY▸I will get
Bama1963▸ALL THAT I NEED IS THE ADMISSION.................."janedoe...I am 16
Bama1963▸how hard is that?
NUMPTY▸Yes. I got that. be a littles respectful
NUMPTY▸I am not the enemy
Bama1963▸stop trying to give me the run around............either provide the proof of your accusation or move along.........geeeeeeeeeez
NUMPTY▸do your job
NUMPTY▸fuck you...no run around here you as
NUMPTY▸ass
NUMPTY▸be respectful of info'
Bama1963▸35 minutes of you making accusations and no proof yet.
NUMPTY▸you have been put on notice with a name....get off of your high horse and make lit chat safe
•NUMPTY has been banned from the room.
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He's been "put on notice!" I'd be shaking in my boots if I had any! 
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Oh did you guys know that there is a group that are going to have "lit shut down! because everyone is a pedophile!" I was like cool...do it. and then suddenly crickets. and we never get any screen shots from any of them. For people who seem to want to hunt down pedos they also don't seem to believe in evidence. Chris Hansen would be so disappointed.
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So much THIS! I come to this Forum for the entertainment value, and this thread is 15/10! Thank you, @Thesunmaid, for creating this. I haven’t laughed this hard in a while
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well I am glad you enjoyed it Bunny. I like making people laugh and also it helps to kind of show those who do shit like this its not a good look. Also it lets me blow off steam from work as well. I have to smile and be nice there. lolSo much THIS! I come to this Forum for the entertainment value, and this thread is 15/10! Thank you, @Thesunmaid, for creating this. I haven’t laughed this hard in a while
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I finally have a contribution!
People see my name on the RP forums and ask if I'm interested. Most take "no" and go away or are at least polite. Not this one. I suppose it should be expected from someone who can't even spell his user name correctly:
Numpty: Hello how are you are you into roleplaying?
bfg: No, I'm the moderator on the RP forums.
Numpty: Your also a Little BITCH ! And you SUCK !
People see my name on the RP forums and ask if I'm interested. Most take "no" and go away or are at least polite. Not this one. I suppose it should be expected from someone who can't even spell his user name correctly:
Numpty: Hello how are you are you into roleplaying?
bfg: No, I'm the moderator on the RP forums.
Numpty: Your also a Little BITCH ! And you SUCK !
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Entertaining AND educational!
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Sounds like this Numpty has sand in their coochie
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well that escalated quickly...what the actual hell....
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Soooooo...I have collected a few numptys. I am sure you all have been waiting with bated breath. I admit I have been a bit run down and tired coming up on my vacation this week. So I will share one of them that is rather germane to the month. Happy pride my dears.
This one amused the shit out of me.
Numpty▸I know your secret!
Me▸Oh which one? I was not aware I was keeping one.
Numpty▸Well I know your's!
Me▸"yours" But do go on.
Numpty▸shut up!
Me▸Sure so tell me...what is my deep dark secret. I am morbidly curious now.
Numpty▸Your a man!
Me▸"You're" And what makes you think that?
Numpty▸because you can tell!
Me▸Do tell...I mean I have to get better at passing apperently. And since you have no idea what I look like I either you are a weird stalker or you are assuming sight unseen.
Numpty▸I can just tell yer aggresive and you swear alot!!!!!!
Me▸well it would seem that you are the one who is being aggressive right now.
Numpty▸shutup!
Me▸Make me. So what you are saying is I am a closeted transwoman?
Numpty▸you have a dick!
Me▸I do but it takes 2 triple A's and is sparkly.
Numpty▸n you cant say you are not a man!
Me▸Well I can because I am a cis woman...although I am also pan..but thank you for saying I am trans though. Also "Can't"
Numpty▸the fuck U talking about?
Me▸"You" and all the trans people I know are amazingly cool people and most of them are hot..so thank you. But sadly for you my dear I don't find being called a trans woman an insult so you will have to try something else.
Numpty▸fuck you! and I know how to type!
Me▸Do you? Because you don't seem to know how to insult someone. Also a lot of the women I am friends with swear and are "aggressive" But you spelled it wrong..its spelled confident.
Numpty▸fuck you!
Me▸Well now you are just repeating yourself. And thats sad.Try again...call me a bitch again..maybe this time I will feel bad.
Me▸This is so going in the numpty files.
At this point he rage quit. Imagine my disappointment at not being able to continue my conversation with this hulking bit of man meat. So guys I am apparently a man...who is pretending to be a woman...by acting like a man. Neat.
This one amused the shit out of me.
Numpty▸I know your secret!
Me▸Oh which one? I was not aware I was keeping one.
Numpty▸Well I know your's!
Me▸"yours" But do go on.
Numpty▸shut up!
Me▸Sure so tell me...what is my deep dark secret. I am morbidly curious now.
Numpty▸Your a man!
Me▸"You're" And what makes you think that?
Numpty▸because you can tell!
Me▸Do tell...I mean I have to get better at passing apperently. And since you have no idea what I look like I either you are a weird stalker or you are assuming sight unseen.
Numpty▸I can just tell yer aggresive and you swear alot!!!!!!
Me▸well it would seem that you are the one who is being aggressive right now.
Numpty▸shutup!
Me▸Make me. So what you are saying is I am a closeted transwoman?
Numpty▸you have a dick!
Me▸I do but it takes 2 triple A's and is sparkly.
Numpty▸n you cant say you are not a man!
Me▸Well I can because I am a cis woman...although I am also pan..but thank you for saying I am trans though. Also "Can't"
Numpty▸the fuck U talking about?
Me▸"You" and all the trans people I know are amazingly cool people and most of them are hot..so thank you. But sadly for you my dear I don't find being called a trans woman an insult so you will have to try something else.
Numpty▸fuck you! and I know how to type!
Me▸Do you? Because you don't seem to know how to insult someone. Also a lot of the women I am friends with swear and are "aggressive" But you spelled it wrong..its spelled confident.
Numpty▸fuck you!
Me▸Well now you are just repeating yourself. And thats sad.Try again...call me a bitch again..maybe this time I will feel bad.
Me▸This is so going in the numpty files.
At this point he rage quit. Imagine my disappointment at not being able to continue my conversation with this hulking bit of man meat. So guys I am apparently a man...who is pretending to be a woman...by acting like a man. Neat.
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This is a pm i got last week...
Numpty▸u wanna role play?
Thesunmaid▸nope.
Numpty▸u m or f?
Thesunmaid▸profile but i would think my name would be a tip off.
Thesunmaid▸how about you...are you an innie or outie?
Numpty▸outie
Numpty▸wait innie
Numpty▸wbu
Thesunmaid▸perhaps you should go check and set up a profile. So going in the files..
Yes I want to rp with a person who can't be bothered to spell out words. I am sure it would have been thrilling and lasted all of 5 minutes.
Numpty▸u wanna role play?
Thesunmaid▸nope.
Numpty▸u m or f?
Thesunmaid▸profile but i would think my name would be a tip off.
Thesunmaid▸how about you...are you an innie or outie?
Numpty▸outie
Numpty▸wait innie
Numpty▸wbu
Thesunmaid▸perhaps you should go check and set up a profile. So going in the files..
Yes I want to rp with a person who can't be bothered to spell out words. I am sure it would have been thrilling and lasted all of 5 minutes.
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Annnd one more...our reputation precedes us now apparently.
Numpty▸Hi there gourgous.
Me▸hello?
Numpty▸what you up to tonight.
Me▸modding...can i help you with something?
Numpty▸uhh never mind
Me▸ok?
Numpty▸I don't wanna end up in your thread for hitting on you.
Me▸smart move.
I guess some of the chatters do indeed read the forums. Smirks
Numpty▸Hi there gourgous.
Me▸hello?
Numpty▸what you up to tonight.
Me▸modding...can i help you with something?
Numpty▸uhh never mind
Me▸ok?
Numpty▸I don't wanna end up in your thread for hitting on you.
Me▸smart move.
I guess some of the chatters do indeed read the forums. Smirks
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Hello my darlings. I am so sorry I have not posted in a while. In the link you may or may not read you will see that I have been dealing with some things the most recent of which is I managed to get myself a sinus infection in July...sighs my body is kind of an asshole at times. So this is a public thread with a numpty who is a nice guy. ( Literally...its in his name. we all know what that means) Also with this in mind before anyone asks. I am fine...antibiotics fixed my infection up and the other things we are dealing with...are being dealt with (i know i should write fucking books or something...i will also describe water as wet!)
So happy reading none of the names have been changed because well...its posted in the public forum so why would I bother? I hope you all are having a lovely summer so far and I am heading to bed because I have work in the morning and that stupid day star likes to rise and make me get up much too early. (drink your water by the way for those who are experiencing heat waves. I don't want to see anyone getting sick from it.)
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/the-question-of-consent-in-pic-sharing.1657985/
So happy reading none of the names have been changed because well...its posted in the public forum so why would I bother? I hope you all are having a lovely summer so far and I am heading to bed because I have work in the morning and that stupid day star likes to rise and make me get up much too early. (drink your water by the way for those who are experiencing heat waves. I don't want to see anyone getting sick from it.)
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/the-question-of-consent-in-pic-sharing.1657985/
