The Official Ah Anti-politics Orgy!!!

[English Lady]

woo hoo....now where are the guys? Or are they all scared of whats contained in the kitchen

 

[Guest]

Yep, we definitely need men! Come on guys, don't be scared, there's not a lot I can do when restrained.

Imp, Chez Dick said it was his pleasure.

 

[impressive]

Imp, Chez Dick said it was his pleasure.

Ooops -- forgot to tell you that that wasn't coconut cream icing in his moustache!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Is there a smoking section?

 

[Guest]

Ooops -- forgot to tell you that that wasn't coconut cream icing in his moustache!

Yeah, I noticed, cos I didn't chuck. I can't stand coconut.

 

[Guest]

Is there a smoking section?

Up yer bum!

 

[impressive]

Is there a smoking section?

Well, there's a sizzling section ...

rrrrrrrright ... there!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Up yer bum!

Big section!!!

 

[Guest]

Big section!!!

Bahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!

You silly tart.

 

[English Lady]

oooh smoking and anal sex...it's getting kinky in here!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

oooh smoking and anal sex...it's getting kinky in here!!!

Ain't it supposed to be???

I love when Lou calls me a tart.

 

[Guest]

oooh smoking and anal sex...it's getting kinky in here!!!

Anything Bill can do...










(That's Bill CLINTON, btw, before somebody gets all arsey with me. )

 

[Guest]

Ain't it supposed to be???

I love when Lou calls me a tart.

Quite!

That's cos you are. You're tartier than and extra special jam tart, with a tarty strawberry on top.

 

[impressive]

oooh smoking and anal sex...it's getting kinky in here!!!

That's SMOKING ANAL SEX, EL!

Tee hee.

I'll be over here with the UPS dude -- setting up his, erm, our pole.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Quite!

That's cos you are. You're tartier than and extra special jam tart, with a tarty strawberry on top.

Aw, that so sweet it makes me want to slap you!

 

[Guest]

Aw, that so sweet it makes me want to slap you!

Whaddya waiting for?

*sticks arse in the air*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Whaddya waiting for?

*sticks arse in the air*

Hang on, don't be so impatient....let's see, paddles, belts, floggers, riding crops.....damn, I'm like a kid in the candy store!!!

 

[Guest]

Hang on, don't be so impatient....let's see, paddles, belts, floggers, riding crops.....damn, I'm like a kid in the candy store!!!

*waits patiently*

Come on, woman! My bits are throbbing!!!

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

I think I'll go streaking through the Ah to see if I can round up some men for this party...BRB

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*waits patiently*

Come on, woman! My bits are throbbing!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHH found just what I was looking for....sand paper gloves.

 

[Guest]

AHHHHHHHHHHH found just what I was looking for....sand paper gloves.

YUM!

Saucy bitch!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

YUM!

Saucy bitch!

didn't know I had a sadistic streak, did you.......now bend over for a nice SMACK!

 

[Guest]

didn't know I had a sadistic streak, did you.......now bend over for a nice SMACK!

No, not a clue, love.

Bend over??? I've been waiting for flippin' ages.

 

[impressive]

POLE'S UP!

 

[Guest]

POLE'S UP!

That explains why you're walking funny.