The Official Ah Anti-politics Orgy!!!

[ABSTRUSE]

No, not a clue, love.

Bend over??? I've been waiting for flippin' ages.

SMACK!!!
that made my day, how bout you?

it's okay, when I'm done, I'll rub you down with some lemon juice and salt.

Okay IMP, start poling!

 

[impressive]

That explains why you're walking funny.

I should be crawling after that one!

Going to find a sip of Cloudy's champagne. Where are ya, sweets?

 

[impressive]

Okay IMP, start poling!

Start? Make me STOP!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Start? Make me STOP!

Can on stop a tempest?

Can one stop an inferno?

Can one stop the insanity?

Can I put dollars in your G-string?

 

[impressive]

Can I put dollars in your G-string?

I'd prefer fingers ... but if you insist.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'd prefer fingers ... but if you insist.

I can do both, let me take off the sand paper gloves first.

 

[impressive]

... let me take off the sand paper gloves first.

Much appreciated.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Much appreciated.

I aim to please.........myself.

 

[impressive]

I aim to please.........myself.

And I'm just an accessory? Hrm ... okay!

Lemme wiggle a bit closer, then.

 

[Guest]

Streeeeeeaaaak!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

And I'm just an accessory? Hrm ... okay!

Lemme wiggle a bit closer, then.

Yes, you are.....now make with the show..........WTF??? did you just see something streak by here???

 

[impressive]

Ummmmm ... I coulda sworn I just saw a rhino ... but Abs might have me hallucinating.

 

[Guest]

Re: Streeeeeeaaaak!

 

[impressive]

Well, damn! I thought they were supposed to stop & play, too.

*shrugs* No matter. I'm happy dancin' for Abs.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

So where the hell are the aunts?

Lou was talking about country aunts, 17 of them straight off the farm. But this is just the usual collection of unusual deviants (that doesn't include whatever's going on in the kitchen).

I had some Red Devil and 82nd Airborne paratrooper buddies who wanted to "drop-in" on a piece mission. They claim to be highly-trained in survival techniques, which includes aunt eating. Guess I'll have to tell them there's nothing out of the ordinary going on, except in the kitchen.

http://www.n-tv.de/images/200108/2421895_Mazedonien_Paratroopers.jpg

Regretful Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

I had some Red Devil and 82nd Airborne paratrooper buddies who wanted to "drop-in" on a piece mission. They claim to be highly-trained in survival techniques, which includes aunt eating. Guess I'll have to tell them there's nothing out of the ordinary going on, except in the kitchen.

http://www.n-tv.de/images/200108/2421895_Mazedonien_Paratroopers.jpg

Regretful Rumple Foreskin

PHWOAR!!!!!!!!!!!

Bring 'em on, all of 'em!!!

I can take good care of 'em.

 

[impressive]

I had some Red Devil and 82nd Airborne paratrooper buddies who wanted to "drop-in" on a piece mission.

Tell 'em to pull up a chair & watch closely. They might learn something. (I'm VERY limber.)

 

[Guest]

 

[English Lady]

woo hoo the men have arrived, the men have arrived!

Now who's lap do I jump into first?

 

[Guest]

PHWOAR!!!!!!!!!!!

Bring 'em on, all of 'em!!!

I can take good care of 'em.

What she said.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

In a minute, luv. I'm streaking....*phoooosh*

You only had to streak to get here, now that you're here stay a while and play.



I have all the fixings for hot fudge sundaes....Who wants to be a sundae? Mmmmm licking chocolate off of a warm body is quite yummy




Oh...and which room is it that has bondage and spanking?

 

[impressive]

*phoooosh*

That sounded more like ... well ... nevermind.

I'm takin' a breather. Goin' back to the kitchen in search of a drink or three.

 

[impressive]

Oops. I'm dizzy. (Blame Abs)