The official "I'm sorry I was a shit" thread

[Guest]

I'd give you an apology, but you said you've had too many ologies recently.

i did, didnt i?
sigh... cant win for losin

you could just say in a round about way....

"my name is joe and im a total shit for not answering your pm's."
that would do it for me rin

 

[NoJo]

i did, didnt i?
sigh... cant win for losin

you could just say in a round about way....

"my name is joe and im a total shit for not answering your pm's."
that would do it for me rin

I thought the PM was rhetorical.

 

[mlady_france]

I'm sorry that I'm signing off. The hubby needs breakfast.

 

[Guest]

I thought the PM was rhetorical.

no, thats BM...never answer those...
its best just to forget those exist.
PM's, on the other hand, are always in need of some type of responce.
even if its a ...oh yeah...thanks...
come on, i know youre not quite that lazy, monkey boy.

 

[matriarch]

I have menopausal memory.......you guys just tell me when and how I pissed you off.......and I'll apologise.

 

[Guest]

I have menopausal memory.......you guys just tell me when and how I pissed you off.......and I'll apologise.

youve yet to piss me off sweetie... cant imagine you pissing anyone off...
btw, could you email me your itinerary? seems that youve made changes and id like to know what they are?

 

[CharleyH]

The hubby needs breakfast.

I am truly sorry. My condolensces.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm sorry that I started that thread about the pope yesterday during an episode of bitterness and psychosis on my part and that the thread caused so much controversy while I was watching the Looney Tunes marathon.

You may be right, I may be crazy.

Oh, and I'm sorry I just quoted Billy Joel.

 

[Guest]

I'm sorry that I started that thread about the pope yesterday during an episode of bitterness and psychosis on my part and that the thread caused so much controversy while I was watching the Looney Tunes marathon.

You may be right, I may be crazy.

Oh, and I'm sorry I just quoted Billy Joel.

well, im not sorry you did.
it takes all types to make the world go 'round and i posted in that thread.. a silly post...i wouldnt take it back or appologise for it either... just my way.
'sides which...looney tunes makes you do evil things. its all subliminal.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm sorry I broke down and drank four beers last night. I really shouldn't apologize because I'm suffering for it now. Even though four isn't a lot.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

well, im not sorry you did.
it takes all types to make the world go 'round and i posted in that thread.. a silly post...i wouldnt take it back or appologise for it either... just my way.
'sides which...looney tunes makes you do evil things. its all subliminal.

thank you, Vella
there was the best Coyote/Roadrunner episode ever.
oh, and I probably should apoligize to the post office for lying to them all the time when I send things media mail and they're really not. ah, fuck them.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Never apologize to the government - they have it coming, no matter how you screw them over.

 

[NoJo]

I'm sorry I broke down and drank four beers last night. I really shouldn't apologize because I'm suffering for it now. Even though four isn't a lot.

Wow, four guys is quite a lot.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Especially all at the same time. Hi Joe.

 

[matriarch]

youve yet to piss me off sweetie... cant imagine you pissing anyone off..............

 

[sophia jane]

I'm sorry for being jealous.

I'm sorry that I let my kids eat Lucky Charms for breakfast.

SJ

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm sorry that I let my kids eat Lucky Charms for breakfast.
SJ

you probably will be sorry when they're bouncing off the walls from all the sugar, you poor thing.

 

[matriarch]

....
btw, could you email me your itinerary? seems that youve made changes and id like to know what they are?

Changes?? Not sure what you mean..........but you have mail.

 

[English Lady]

I'm Sorry in advance. I often spout things when i'm a bit over emotional...sowwy!

 

[Guest]

ok...im sorry but
i envision shooting you in the head...you annoy me and i dont even know you, you simpering, high maintenence bitch...dont call me and ask me to have anything to make this 'party' tonight easier for you...

TELL ME HOW I CAN MAKE YOUR LIFE EASIER! you wastrel....please, because i just cant take another breath until you lay it all out there for me...

i live to serve

 

[NoJo]

ok...im sorry but
i envision shooting you in the head...you annoy me and i dont even know you, you simpering, high maintenence bitch...dont call me and ask me to have anything to make this 'party' tonight easier for you...

TELL ME HOW I CAN MAKE YOUR LIFE EASIER! you wastrel....please, because i just cant take another breath until you lay it all out there for me...

i live to serve

You give good sorry.

 

[Guest]

You give good sorry.

practise makes perfect

wheres the shotgun?

 

[mlady_france]

I am truly sorry. My condolensces.

*giggles*

I'm sorry I didn't find you people sooner!

 

[minsue]

Cloudy, I'm sorry.

 

[carsonshepherd]

practise makes perfect

wheres the shotgun?

praise god and pass the ammunition, baby....