The official "I'm sorry I was a shit" thread

[Guest]

praise god and pass the ammunition, baby....

I love love love that song!


please don't call again. please...i can only say im sorry and mean it every so often...but if you show up here, asking me to do one more fucking thing, i might have to go postal. i draw the line...here |
do not cross it or your scrawny, bleach blonde, needy, whining ass, wheedling voice, annoying continence... will be mine...do not underestimate my kindness or you will feel the wrath of vella. promise

that being said, i feel much mo betterer.

 

[mlady_france]

praise god and pass the ammunition, baby....

A hunting we will go

 

[OhMissScarlett]

ok...im sorry but
i envision shooting you in the head...you annoy me and i dont even know you, you simpering, high maintenence bitch...dont call me and ask me to have anything to make this 'party' tonight easier for you...

TELL ME HOW I CAN MAKE YOUR LIFE EASIER! you wastrel....please, because i just cant take another breath until you lay it all out there for me...

i live to serve

I'm making up a sign with this on it for my front yard. Anyone have a Sharpie?

Oh and btw, I'm ever so sorry my house is a wreck when people stop by unexpectedly during dinner. If I could just be psychic, I could take care of the mess in advance.

 

[Guest]

Oh and btw, I'm ever so sorry my house is a wreck when people stop by unexpectedly during dinner. If I could just be psychotic, I could take care of the mess in advance.

hello neighbor...

 

[Dar~]

I'm sorry that I haven't gotten the house in better shape for my husband to come home too. Three weeks just isn't enough time for Lit and housekeeping.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm sorry that I haven't gotten the house in better shape for my husband to come home too. Three weeks just isn't enough time for Lit and housekeeping.

I'm sure he'll just be happy to be home.

hello neighbor...

then I never would get anything done

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Lucky, I'm sorry for my emotional breakdown last night.

ok... your turn...

I'm only sorry I wasn't there to hold you.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

I'm only sorry I wasn't there to hold you.

~lucky

i love you
grateful, fortunate, lucky...

 

[cloudy]

Cloudy, I'm sorry.

Don't be, you have nothing to be sorry about...its me that should apologize.

 

[Samandiriel]

I'm sorry I'm such a shit in the fact that I'm not a person as big of heart as vella to admit that I'm such a shit and acknowledge my shortcomings.

 

[minsue]

Don't be, you have nothing to be sorry about...its me that should apologize.

I do and I am, hun.

 

[Guest]

Someone Restrain Me

BECAUSE
i swear to god.... i cant breathe...
im vaccuming
and IT comes into the house with a friend and says to me

"Thank you for cleaning."
ohmifuckengod...ARE YOU KIDDING ME????
would you go to someones house and say to them..."thank you for cleaning your house!"?????
am i the only one who sees this situation as even marginally...oh i dont know...
CONDESCENDING???!!!

look, bitch, *inhale*
itsthehouseiliveinandicleanitallthefuckentime.sowhydontyoukissmyfatass,youpatronisingfucktard!

*exhale...*
no...its not working...im shaking im so fuckin pissed off... AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[minsue]

Did ya try swinging the vaccuum cleaner at 'em?

 

[Guest]

But Wait...im Not Done Yet

i realize that in my passionate diatribe, i may have overlooked the fact that she was just trying to be nice...

"hello, its nice to meet you, my name is doormat, please do walk all over me... oh and btw, im masochistic so make sure to be a pain in my ass..."


i think im almost done....


erm....

oh and ill make sure to leave the house by 430 so all you people who dont drink can have a great time. ill be over at my sisters sluggin back grey goose...
yeah, the vodka...you know it well, im sure...


yes im going to hell
but i think ill leave a bottle of rum out just to tempt them

 

[minsue]

i realize that in my passionate diatribe, i may have overlooked the fact that she was just trying to be nice...

"hello, its nice to meet you, my name is doormat, please do walk all over me... oh and btw, im masochistic so make sure to be a pain in my ass..."


i think im almost done....


erm....

oh and ill make sure to leave the house by 430 so all you people who dont drink can have a great time. ill be over at my sisters sluggin back grey goose...
yeah, the vodka...you know it well, im sure...


yes im going to hell
but i think ill leave a bottle of rum out just to tempt them

 

[carsonshepherd]

poor vella

Oh and BTW - I'm so fucking sorry the house is a mess too. If you'd get up off your ass and help me clean it, instead of watching TV all afternoon, maybe it wouldn't be so bad.

 

[Guest]

poor vella

Oh and BTW - I'm so fucking sorry the house is a mess too. If you'd get up off your ass and help me clean it, instead of watching TV all afternoon, maybe it wouldn't be so bad.

want me to kick his ass? im really up for it... i swear i wont touch his groin or face.

 

[carsonshepherd]

want me to kick his ass? im really up for it... i swear i wont touch his groin or face.

He's taking a nap so he's fair game if you do it NOW !

 

[Guest]

He's taking a nap so he's fair game if you do it NOW !

ok... im just dreadfully tired now..
i made him dream he was hetero, trapped in a gay mans body for a while...it wasnt pretty. did you see him twitch? that was when i pinched his nipple and while his mind was saying yes...his body was disgusted...

oh god i so love a good mind fuck!

 

[Samandiriel]

want me to kick his ass? im really up for it... i swear i wont touch his groin or face.

Where's the fun in that?

 

[Guest]

Where's the fun in that?

see above...
sometimes its the mental game thats worth a million kicks to the balls.

oh and btw


THEY'RE HERE
soon i will have to shower and leave my house before the dregs of AA show up and take ovah

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I was told that LOVE means never having to say:

"I'm sorry I was a shit."

 

[Awful Arthur]

THEY'RE HERE
soon i will have to shower and leave my house before the dregs of AA show up and take ovah

My dregs ain't coming to your house, Blondie, they're taking Helene for a ride in her pick up truck and I ain't sorry for nothin'.

AA

 

[Guest]

My dregs ain't coming to your house, Blondie, they're taking Helene for a ride in her pick up truck and I ain't sorry for nothin'.

AA

goddamnit i lurve you, you shit.

 

[Guest]

I was told that LOVE means never having to say:

"I'm sorry I was a shit."

ppssstttt....


they lied