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The official "I'm sorry I was a shit" thread

What do you do when you need to say "I'm sorry"

  • Fuck that noise. I'm never sorry and if I were, I'd keep it to myself

    Votes: 4 14.3%

  • Say it once and forget it

    Votes: 11 39.3%

  • Send flowers and/or a poem

    Votes: 5 17.9%

  • Beg forgiveness on hands and knees

    Votes: 8 28.6%
  • Total voters
    28
minsue said:
Well put
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... sometimes i just wanna hold you and squeeze you and pluck your feathers....maybe take a hot tub with ya and invite some friends over for soup..*snicker*
who loves you little goose?... :kiss:
 
vella_ms said:
... sometimes i just wanna hold you and squeeze you and pluck your feathers....maybe take a hot tub with ya and invite some friends over for soup..*snicker*
who loves you little goose?... :kiss:
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I'm too tasteless, sweets. A bit fatty, too. ;)

:kiss:
 
minsue said:
I'm too tasteless, sweets. A bit fatty, too. ;)

:kiss:
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what a load of goose shit.

you bony thing... taste is all in the taster...so there
comere and lemme lick ya. :p
 
vella_ms said:
what a load of goose shit.

you bony thing... taste is all in the taster...so there
comere and lemme lick ya. :p
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Don't gotta tell me twice....:devil:
 
*gag*
STOP THAT, THIS INSTANT!
there will be no hobbits in this thread...
spank you very much.
 
minsue said:
Pretty isn't he? :D
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Ohhh, yeahhhh.

impressive said:
Gimme elf tongue!
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My elf tongue! I saw him first! :D

minsue said:
Settle for a goose? I guarantee I can find an elf costume....:cool:
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Okay, but only if it's not one of those Santa's helper things. I would also like a quiver…for the arrows…
 
I don't have anything to apologise for... so I guess that makes me the non-participant in this thread.

*smirk*
 
Rhys said:
I don't have anything to apologise for... so I guess that makes me the non-participant in this thread.

*smirk*
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Now you can apologize for hijacking and smugness, both capital offenses under the new Department of Homeland Security and Civility. Executions will continue until morale improves.
 
BlackShanglan said:
Now you can apologize for hijacking and smugness, both capital offenses under the new Department of Homeland Security and Civility. Executions will continue until morale improves.
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*giggle fit*
 
BlackShanglan said:
Now you can apologize for hijacking and smugness, both capital offenses under the new Department of Homeland Security and Civility. Executions will continue until morale improves.
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I'd never apologise for being myself. Besides, attempting to verbally castrate me gives the terminally bored something to do.
 
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