The Official Valentine’s Day Contest Support Thread 2026

[Aoife_from_Ulster]

Days to submission are now twenty-four
So get to your stories, don’t make it a chore
Your Valentine’s writing
Will be so exciting
When your FMC fucks like a whore

Hmm you have me so excited
Just twenty-three now

Something fun to ponder, how much fucking really happens on V-Day?
If it good All-American fucking, or do we actually set aside those deep kinky desires and just make love?

 

[RoyalAuthor]

I reckon the same premise would work for April Fools, with a band of gremlins under the command of Loki playing tricks on unsuspecting humans.

But about Nude Day? How would that work? A bunch of naughty fairies making people’s clothes fall off?

I already had an April Fools story percolating but now I might have to write two.

 

[HyunnaPark]

Something fun to ponder, how much fucking really happens on V-Day?
If it good All-American fucking, or do we actually set aside those deep kinky desires and just make love?

Story idea for anyone who needs one: Two sex researchers try to answer the question of whether we have more and kinkier sex on Valentine's Day. Working title: "Messy Data"

 

[old_prof]

Story idea for anyone who needs one: Two sex researchers try to answer the question of whether we have more and kinkier sex on Valentine's Day. Working title: "Messy Data"

I was thinking as I read this (and hearted it) that @EmilyMiller would also like this idea. She had hearted it already too. Hey Emily, do you ever work? I'm at least avoiding grading being on here.

 

[Aoife_from_Ulster]

Story idea for anyone who needs one: Two sex researchers try to answer the question of whether we have more and kinkier sex on Valentine's Day. Working title: "Messy Data"

I read this and just slicked my panties.

Ohh can you imagine the yumminess of this dripping and soaking more panties?

Oh what a mess the office would be

 

[BryanRichardson]

Ok, so maybe I should start thinking about this.

I’m just finishing a non-contest story. It didn’t go where I expected it to go, but it will be fine.

Now, for Valentine’s Day what can I come up with?

Valentines Day three-way to help my neighbors get pregnant? Maybe not. It doesn’t seem romantic to bring a third party into what “should” be a couples day.

Naked server for a sorority VD party? Some of the girls are bitches, but the one I like is quiet and nice. Seems weird that most of the women in a whole sorority would not have dates. Probably not.

I didn’t mean to be a pimp. Setting friends up for dates without realizing that some of them were exchanging money. Maybe. Probably beyond my writing abilities.

An anti-valentines weekend trip? The only guy among a bunch of single women? That could be something.

Ok, I’ll start with that.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Quick question that someone besides me might want to know. I've got a story on deck that I'd like to submit. It doesn't have a heavy Valentines theme. I's a love story, and has a happy ending, and does end on Valentines Day so I'm thinking about squeezing it in.

How much of a tie in does it need to have? This is probably appropriate to all contests, but I don't have questionable stories for them, so...

I'm guessing it will be fine, but, like I said, others may want clarification, too. In other words, I'm copping out. I don't have enough confidence in my opinion to act on it so I'm asking...

 

[old_prof]

Not my call, but I would say fine. Can you emphasize the Valentine's Day ending without harming the story? That might be good too.

 

[Trionyx]

Roses are red
Flowers are so dreamy
In your Valentine’s story
Every pussy is creamy

41 days until submissions open!

I just read a letter in Slate’s ‘How to Do It’ in which the letter writer complained of his GF being too wet, thereby cutting down on the sensation.

Seems you can have too much of a good thing.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I just read a letter in Slate’s ‘How to Do It’ in which the letter writer complained of his GF being too wet, thereby cutting down on the sensation.

Seems you can have too much of a good thing.

Yeah women are such bitches, ruining men’s fun

 

[BryanRichardson]

Yeah women are such bitches, ruining men’s fun

The crying emoji makes this comment…

 

[HyunnaPark]

I just read a letter in Slate’s ‘How to Do It’ in which the letter writer complained of his GF being too wet, thereby cutting down on the sensation

Plot twist, she gets turned on by people knowing sexual details about herself and now she gets wetter, which cuts down on his sensation and makes him write another complaint letter, which makes her ...

 

[TheLobster]

Plot twist, she gets turned on by people knowing sexual details about herself and now she gets wetter, which cuts down on his sensation and makes him write another complaint letter, which makes her ...

Welp, let's hope the inhabitants have evacuated before the tidal wave hit the town.

 

[YmaOHyd]

Welp, let's hope the inhabitants have evacuated before the tidal wave hit the town.

The Billion-Dollar Disaster datatabase now includes 17 severe storms, 5 tropical cyclones, two winter storms, one drought event, one flood, one wildfire, and that time Jessica squirted on vacation in San Francisco.

 

[TheLobster]

that time Jessica squirted on vacation in San Francisco.

And the city was greatly improved as a result.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Not my call, but I would say fine. Can you emphasize the Valentine's Day ending without harming the story? That might be good too.

It’s a marriage proposal, so it’s kind of the climax of ther story with a very brief denouement.

 

[RoyalAuthor]

My story isn't directly tied to the day, but includes cupid-esque magical beings, so I'm assuming it's allowed. I say go for it.

 

[EmilyMiller]

My story isn't directly tied to the day, but includes cupid-esque magical beings, so I'm assuming it's allowed. I say go for it.

It’s allowed

 

[EmilyMiller]

You may well being feeling so keen
‘Bout your Valentine’s story obscene
But please do remember
Although it’s December
The days that are left are nineteen*

* Until submissions open

 

[EmilyMiller]

It’s seventeen days ‘til submissions
Are open so make it your mission
A Valentine’s tale
To write without fail
And place it in the competition

 

[Voboy]

It’s seventeen days ‘til submissions
Are open so make it your mission
A Valentine’s tale
To write without fail
And place it in the competition

I'm cleaning mine up today, as we speak! Hold your horses.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I'm cleaning mine up today, as we speak! Hold your horses.

Yay

 

[EmilyMiller]

With apologies to actual French speakers:

Il ne reste que quinze jours seulement
Jusqu'à la ‘Valentine’s Comp’
Mon vagin dégouline
Avec de l'adrénaline
Comme un chat qui miaulement

 

[TruthwithaTwist]

Sadly, I may skip this one. I have a flurry of an idea I could hurry but….

I think I’m gonna finally get the last two chapters of Vegas Birthday Weekend series done. That one has lingered for years, now. (Lesson learned, btw, write ALL chapters before launching a series.)

I also have a MUCH better story closer to ready for April Fools. So, I’m thinking no love & romance for me this time around!

 

[dreams_in_words]

Since Romance will most likely be the prevalent topic of this contest, I will try my hands with something funny. A Valentine's Day where everything goes wrong for the FMC but still leads to love.