The older I get...

TOIG the better my sports achievements get from when I was younger.. At this point it is amazing that I didn't go #1 in both the NFL and MLB drafts.. Selective memory can be a wonderful thing. :D
 
The older I get, the more I wonder "where were all these gorgeous, sexy, ladies when I was 28 years old"...
 
...the more I realize it's the little things in life that can mean so much.

The older I get, the more value, weight and importance I give to my vacations where I can enjoy the beach with my friends and family.

The older I get, the more content I am with my physical body, which isn't perfect but I've truly grown into it and grown into loving it.

The older I get, the more I realize my confidence makes me feel incredibly empowered and sexy and happy that I'm 47 and not 37 or 27. And I'm even curious as to what I'll be like at 57 and 67 and 77! :)

The older I get, the more I appreciate the valuable wisdom I've received from friends and family, whether they're younger or older than me.
 
The older I get, the physically stronger I seem to get as well!

When I was younger, I couldn't budge my morning hard on...now at age 55? I can bend that sucker right on down.....:D

Hey...I just turned 55!...can I try bending that morning hard on ? Let's see if I can bend that sucker right on down...and perhaps, right back up again...
 
The older I get, the hornier I am in general. If you told 20-year-old me that such a thing was possible, I would not have believed you.
 
The older I get, the more I realized I still have places I haven't seen, food I haven't dined, and women I haven't yet tasted.

The older I get, the more sexual energy I have and kinkier I have became.
 
The older I get I realize how truly stupid I was when I was younger (18-21) in the decisions I made about relationships.

The older I get I realize that I am the happiest and most content in my life than I have ever been before.
 
The older I get the colder I get at even mild temperatures.

I'm the opposite...we have a programme called grumpy old men on here - is there something similar over yonder?

Looks like we have 2 guests..just need a third!
 
The older I get, the less tolerant of fools , I become.
 
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