The older I get...

[NaughtyinVegas]

The older I get the kinkier I get!

 

[may_I_please]

the older i get, the more kinks i have

I think kinks beget kinks

It's almost biblical

 

[luv1]

The older I get, the less chilli likes me

 

[IhateClowns]

The older I get the less I jump up and down watching UT football.

The older I get the louder I get watching UT football games.

 

[sweetsophie512]

The older I get, I find it easier to let go of things that don't matter in the end.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

The older I get the less I realize I know.

The older I get the better my cooking becomes. ( It also leads to larger clothes but hey... I give great hugs. )

 

[IhateClowns]

The older I get the more i trust what my body is telling me.

 

[merryohmd]

This is an oldie but goody:

The older I get the better I was!!

 

[Suz_anne]

The older I get the less I like twirly rides at the county fair. And that makes me sad.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

The older I get I can never be sure where the body will ache when I wake up

 

[merryohmd]

The older I get the more I realize I don't know

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

The older I get the less hair grows outa my head and sprouts every where else

 

[Twlightdreamer]

The older I get the more likely I am to say what I'm really thinking.

 

[ace195008]

The older I get the more I realize its much easier to be loving and enjoying my life, even as you empty nest...

 

[IhateClowns]

The older I get the less I play and the more I coach.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

The older I get, the less I'm willing to put up with other people's bullshit.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

The Fuckin Dumber I get.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

The older I get, the more I notice how much STRONGER I get. Used to be when I was in my 20's, that my morning hard on couldn't be budged. Now at 55, I find my strength so much greater that I can bend that sucker right on down.....

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

the older I get, the quieter I want the tv

 

[lakesailer_mi]

the older I get, the quieter I want the tv

uh oh...the older I get, the louder I need the TV so I can hear it...

 

[AbsintheFather]

The older I get, the more I appreciate old friends.

 

[may_I_please]

The older I get, the rarer the opportunities to make new friends

 

[Mindfondler]

The older I get, the... ummm... what was I thinking again?
.

 

[may_I_please]

The older I get, the... ummm... what was I thinking again?
.

I lose whatchacallems...thingamijiggs....damn it...oh yes, words...I lose words

 

[mamasota]

The older I get, the more I realize there is no making up for lost time.