The OOC Club...come in from the heat

oh my...

oh my...tmuyo... is she offering to share her lemons with me???? lol
:eek:
faith
 
anime fans

I'm an anime fan...of sorts. I haven't seen tons of anime...but I have seen lots. ("Tons" and "lots" are technical terms, by the way.)
 
late night cofessions

Dear Ariosto and friends.
I have to get serious for just a moment (I swear I won't let it become habit!). In the early '80s I was involed in a nasty car accidend. It took a few surgeries to put everything back together. the problem was that when I left the hospital I was hooked on pain killers...when they took those away I turned to booze...It was not a pretty sight. I was lucky that the man I was (and still am) married to saw what was happening to me and got me the help I needed (wether i deserved it or not). In return I made a pledge to me and to him No alcohol ever again! it's a hearts promise I will always keep, even here. so...wjth your pemission Ariosto, while no ones watching, I'm going to slip a collection of teas to the bartender.....


she turn to angel with a smile: hey thanks I'll take you up on that. I like my tea strong and sweet with just a little bit of cream but i'll pass on the lemon. Bartender I'd like to buy drinks for the house and if anyone needs a designated driver just holler!!!!

Have a great day!!!
faith
 
Coffee, tea, or....

Ariosto instructs the bartenders to put Faith's
Tea selection in a cedarwood box right by his own
Coffee selection to which he is addicted even more than his martini's.
He has also made space in the cooler for Tmuyo's
saspirilla and soft drinks.

He walks over to the window and looks at the
smoke plume from Saint Helens...I must be getting soft in my old age, he thinks.
 
*My head lifts and ears perk up from the back corner as I hear Faith's story*

Faith, my goodness, that is an incredible story of courage and love!! Power to ya, girl, for sticking to your convictions, even here, where most people would say it doesn't matter!"

*Turning to Ariosto*

You had coffee and never told any of the rest of us it was the "good stuff"? Well, well....bartender! An extra large of Ariosto's best brew - and bring some Equal back here, please?

*Gives Ariosto a coy smile before sinking once more into my corner....
 
Dropping in....

Ariosto:

Having received an invitation from you some time ago to drop in, I thought I would take a look at what the club has to offer. I have spent quite a bit of time reading the posts from beginnining to end and am quite impressed with the caliber of conversation.

May I drop in for a libation now and then?

And, I must thank you again, repeatedly, for your introduction to our mutual acquaintance.

Edward
 
thanks for understanding...

the Legendary Ariosto soft???? - Never!
Wise- With out a doubt!!!
^_~
faith
 
Hearing a familiar whisper of a voice...

I turn to see that my favorite gardener has entered the Club. On my way over to greet him, I slip a crisp bill into Ari's pocket. "Thanks for the advertisement... but I fear you've overdone it."

Slipping into a chair next to Edward, my lips gently graze his as...

*fanning myself* I almost forgot what I came here for! Wasn't there a discussion going on about "names for parts" at one time? A friend sent me to THE BEST site... "All About Romance: Purple Prose Parody" It's great fun. Enjoy!
 
A wandering soul enters...

*As I slip quietly into the OOC Club I wonder if the place will live up to its' reputation. . . . Can it really be as nice as I've been told?*

Hi, I'm Kit...
I've been wandering around the chat room looking for companionship and tales of great adventure. I was told that I'd find both here. There was also some mention of a cool drink and a warm welcome. *smile*
Have I come to the right place?
 
Re: Coffee, tea, or....

ariosto said:
Ariosto instructs the bartenders to put Faith's
Tea selection in a cedarwood box right by his own
Coffee selection to which he is addicted even more than his martini's.
He has also made space in the cooler for Tmuyo's
saspirilla and soft drinks.

He walks over to the window and looks at the
smoke plume from Saint Helens...I must be getting soft in my old age, he thinks.

lol!!!!!

i'm touched ariosto, i'll have to send you some nice green leaf tea for that one...

green tea is best in leaf form or japanese powder form...i detest bag teas, because they are too perfumy and/or too weak for me. i like my tea how i used to like my coffee when i was 12, strong!
 
hi lady kit

this is the place....

oh, and yes faith she's sharing her lemons with u....as for her melons, that produce is shared with only ariosto i assume ^_~
 
Ari belts down another martini and stares at the table filling up with TEA drinkers!
What is the world coming to?


Hey Members! an idea...I've heard a couple of requests for tales of adventure and such.
What if we all shared an adventuresome moment in our own libidinous (sp?) past.
Maybe we can give awards for...MOST EMBARASSING, MOST ATHETIC(did I mean aesthetic or athletic?)...MOST DRAMATIC...MOST HUMOROUS...etc.

Now I remember that time in the backseat of the 55 Crown Victoria convertable with Betty Lou Schwartz.
It started to hail and we were stark....

That sort of thing.
 
Footfalls aproaching

*The door swung open, and in she saundered. Letting her hand linger against the wooden panel of the door she looks about. The once mysterious OOC Club was before her.*

Wow... Just how I pictured it... and after reading all 16 pages I missed a lot >,<!
 
Hey! another New Englander!

Ariosto grows misty eyed at thoughts of Fall in the Bershires...
"Bring us a bowl of maple sugar and a rum collins right now!
Have a seat Basia, nice to meet you."
 
Tales of Adventure

You seem to be operating under the assumption that we all have had adventures of that sort. The closest I can come to is a story from back when I was a freshman in high school.

I was in my theater class and I was talking with a couple of girls. We're talking a 14 year-old male here, so questions of whether I was enamoured with either are moot. The subject of masturbation came up, and I admitted that I did it. Now this actually went over well with the girls who seemed interested to hear that all boys did it, just that none would admit it. Unfortunately, my admission was eavesedropped by the only kid in the class lower down on the food chain than I was. Finally he found himself in a place to make someone else's life miserable rather than have it done to himself (they frequently tried to duct tape him to the seats in the theater). Anyway, so it's a matter of less than an hour before the story is spread amongst all the crowd of guys standing around waiting to go to my next class. I never heard the end of that one. Well technically it didn't last long, but the impression stuck with me for a very long time. Does that win the award for most pathetic?

My past is particularly less amorous than most males my age.

Although someone did once turn a hose on me and a girl while we were necking. Which was a particularly impressive feat considering we were inside someone's bedroom at the time.
 
*raises head from the back of the room as HC speaks*

HippieChick - that was great! Thanks for the great laugh. Though I would be curious to hear the one about the bedroom in more detail.....
 
Okay, I guess I can embelish a bit and tell the rest of that story...not much to it than what I just said, though.

This would be about my sophomore year of high school...maybe my junior year...not sure. Memory fades for that sort of thing. I went to a friend's birthday party where I met this girl...let's call her Samantha for this story. Anyway, I didn't really take notice of her at the party at first, but I was still a hormone-charged adolescent, so when she sat down next to me, I didn't scooch over to give her more room. We ended up playing truth or dare in a large group. You know the kind that gets played with young teenagers where all the guys are hoping that they'll get dared into doing something dirty. (I have a theory about boys, girls, and the game truth or dare, but that's neither here nor there.) Anyway, the person whose birthday it was was one of those people who would love to get a couple of her friends hooked up just so that she could say that she hooked them up. So she shot some dares in our direction (I ended up with my hand up her pant leg as far as I could reach (which wasn't actually that far, so it wasn't that big of a deal)). But as the night proceeded, I discovered that she was pretty damned interested in me (quite a novelty as far as I was concerned). When I tell the story of how Sam and I met, the short version goes something like: "I met her when she jumped down my throat at a friend's birthday party." That's basically how it happened...I wasn't much of an initiator at the time. I'm still not. Anyway, we were going at it for a good long time...maybe an hour. People were teasing us, so we took it under a blanket. Nothing really that steamy...very little below the neck. Anyway, they managed to open the bedroom window, pull the hose around from the back of the house and turn it on us. Just a little bit because the birthday girl didn't want her room drenched. We laughed and didn't stop.

This was highly abnormal behavior for me, by the way. I was just so caught up with the bizarre idea of a willing partner that I got carried away with the moment.

Anyway, it wasn't much of a relationship, but I didn't figure that out until well after we broke up. Well, we didn't break up so much as she moved to a new house and didn't tell me.
 
Boy, I dissapear for a while, and they add soft drinks?

Hmm.. maybe the second one will be that vanilla malted milkshake. For right now, I think I'll nurse a couple fingers of Glenfiddich.

What's that, Ari? I've left pieces of my female characters in place again? Red wig? Makeup? Oh, hell, did I come in here in a skirt?

Nope.

Whew.

So, what's been up with everybody since I left?
 
Mystery man (?)

Ariosto rises to shake Spectre's hand(?), with this guy (?) it's so hard to tell.

WElcome back, he says, it's been a long time (?).

No Glenfiddich, will La Froig (sp)(?) do?.

Wer'e playing a bit of show and tell actually ST.
Join in?
 
*A chuckle ripples through her as she takes a seat*

Ahh, yes. The fair land of New England... Land of Chowdah and the ever shameful Kennedy's...

*a giggle pokes it's way past her lips now*

It's nice to meet you too, Ariosto
 
The "Story"

I understand that we are trading embarassing storys from our "youth"... Okay, I'm only eighteen... but still... from youth... :D I have quite a few under my belt, from falling flat on my face at my elementary school graduation to fumbeling my lines in a Jr. High play, to breaking my wrist fast-fowarding a vcr (and that is a story in and of it's self).

The one that I'm going to tell was a bit more recent...

It was just under two years ago... I had been going out with my boyfriend for about a month, and we decided that this night would be the "night". Now that I think about it, it was so cute watching him buy the condoms... But anyway... we where in his room, just talking. In those days we talked a lot, about everything and nothing at all. But talking turned into kissing. The kissing was a peck here and there while we where talking. Then kissing turned into Kissing. Before long we where undressing, then he was fighting with the condom wrapper...

And then his nine year old sister walked into the room and screamed. Her screaming attracted his mother and step-father. The next thing we both knew we where scrambeling into our clothes, and I was calling a cab to go home. :eek:

It was almost three months before we tried anything again.. And I can honestly say that I have done dumb things in the past... Lost of them too, but I still havn't lived that one down, and I don't think anyone in his family will let us live that down either...

Good news is that we are still together, infact he proposed Jan. 1, 2000. A date hasn't been set.
 
i have two that i can share cause i've been made to tell these two a few times...

1. tmuyo's bad day swimming....lol, it's still funny to me, but i was embarrassed to hell....(2 years ago and change)

ok, it was the middle of summer and i used to go to this community pool in my town. it usually would have about 200-300 people there on the weekends.

i was up on the high dive and it was only 25 feet high but the pool was i think 19 ft deep...

i had started and hopped 4 times before jumping (u usually only need 2, but i wanted to make a great dive) and i pulled off a great double flip with a swan dive finish...

i got out of the other end of the diving pool and walked about 30 ft to get my towel. every amount of noise was gone.

it was then that i noticed my swim trunks were no longer on me.

i calmly walked over to the diving pool, noticed my trunks at the bottom, and jumped in to get them.

i got out and put them back on. then went back to my towel and sunned myself.

i left the pool with a date for every day the next week and 11 additional phone numbers.

it was embarrassing as hell, but it worked out ok.

********

2. american history project (3 years ago)

ok, this one i don't like so much, but people find it hillarious


me and a friend of mine were assigned to do this really stupid and monotonous project for american history (my least favorite subject). we of course waited till the last day to do it.

i went over to her polace and it was aound 10am. we're doing the project and researching what we can, when we get bored we took a break.

we were kinda mischevious and so she asked if i'd play a friendly game of truth or dare. so we did. neither of us are the type to say truth.

we started with a kiss and wound up 69ing.

after a few hours and many loads later, i heard something downstairs.

then i hear something at the stairs. now, i don't know if it's just me, but when i'm in a girls house i get super hearing. she continues bobbing on me contentedly but i start to worry.

then i heard her dad call out if she's home....(note, her dad used to be a pro linebacker)

i freaked. she didn't hear a thing and i pushed her off of me. grabbed my clothes and tried to find a spot to hide and not to get myself killed. i eventually lay eyes upon the open window. maybe i should mention she lived in a two story house.

anyway, her dad knocks on the door which i had been leaning against and i go running for the window.

i jump out superman style with my clothes in my right hand and land in the backyard on my back.

the wind is completely knocked out of me and i just lay there.

i get up when i'm able to breathe again and i noticed the fences were all short fences. only like 4 feet high. i run to the side of the house hoping i can get dressed there and almost get spotted by a neighbor.

i looked up and down the street looking for a bush or anything to get dressed behind.

i see a bush way down at the corner and run like hell for it in daylight.

when i get to it i jumped into the bush and realized there were nettles in the lowere parts of the bush.

i don't know if anyone else has gone through the agonizing feeling of pulling thick spiny nettle out of their scrotum, but it isn't fun and no i don't reccomend it to anyone.

i got dressed and walked home.

the next day i realized my bag was at her house and i freaked because we had only gotten part way through the project and it was due that day.

luckily she had done the project for the two of us and brought my back pack. she also gave me a kiss for the best laugh she's ever had. and an invite to her room for as much pussy eating i can handle.

btw, we got an a on the project, a+ after i told my mr.stirling (my teacher and friend) what i went thru.

ok that's it. you know two of my more embarassing stories.
 
Drinks on me?

*Raising her arm, she declairs that she will order a round for everyone in the club* Today's a day for celebration, my first thread is on page 2 :D !
 
Congratulations Basia and thanks for the story and the drink.
Now bring me a few Maine lobsters and I'll give you Angels old job (but not her red dress).
What thread by the way?

Tmuyo, my my you must have made a big impression!

And listen now the stories don't have to be embarassing how about simply romantic?
 
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