The OOC Club...come in from the heat

[SexyChele]

*AH! Finally....I get to sip Ari's most favored brew of coffee!*

So....the master storyteller wishes us to regale him with stories from our torrid love lives? Hmmm...why not give us a few snippets from your own, oh wise and wonderful lover? I cannot speak for all here, but I certainly look forward to hearing of the great Ariosto's most embarassing - or most romantic - amorous encounter. Who knows? It may even inspire me to share my first encounter with BDSM....

BUT....you first, Ari....

Oh, and, would it be too terribly much to ask for some Turkish coffee here? I would gladly bring in the equipment to make it....

 

[kitsuke]

Warnimg: Fair NooB Jumping in on thread

Okay, Senior Prank (this was several years ago). We had decided we were going to do something fairly memorable for our prank (all seniors do, it's always forgotten in a couple of weeks) so we went to every supermarket, corner store and bulk buying store we could find and with surprisingly little fundag cleared them all out of Top Ramen. Then we made our way to the school's olympic size swimming pool. You can get the drift. So we have three trucks with the backs full of ramen, myself and about 5 other people jump over the gate and the people on the other side start tossing over the boxes of ramen (that hold 36 packages each). We open the boxes, start tearing open packages and throwing them in. This is where I prove how much of a genius I am. I hear a *gloop* and notice my class ring is not on my finger. OH SHIT. Talk about evidence. We have no towels and no spare clothing, so I have to strip down all the way and the four girls that were with us would not keep there flashlights off me. *sigh* So i grab my buddies flashlight (he's a big SCUBA freak, this flashlight is waterproof, which is good for me cuz otherwise i would have had to rely on ppl shining lights from up above, and that's not too affective). After five minutes of diving and seearching while they are still tearing and tossing ramen in I find my ring, get out and realize I have to stand there naked while I dry off. Lovely. So there I am tearing open packages and tossing ramen in the pool when a light flashes behind. A flash almost like someone just operated a camera. Oh god, please no. I spin around in surprise and it goes off again. There are four giggling girls with two cameras and they just start snapping away.


I had to do some very interesting things (and only two of the things i did were sexual you perverts! that's ok, i thought it too ) to get those pictures back, but I think one of them kept some copies somewhere though because one of them ended up getting submitted to the Yearbook staff, thankfully they had cut out my face. I found out about that because my friend on the YB staff told me about this picture they'd gotten dropped that had a naked dork holding ramen in it. I told him exactly how funny he was.

Anyway, the prank was great, all they really had to do was drain the pool and muck it out, btu still great.

Oh, and the ring? I lost it the next year in Lake Tahoe.... *sigh* I am SUCH a genius.

 

[ariosto]

Ari tosses Chele the finely perforated camel skin and flat grinding rocks.
"Be me guest Darlin' I do love that brew!"

Thinking....
"Yes, of course, I suppose, perhaps, I should, since I was the one....."

Kitsuke, a 3% profit share of the Club if we can post that picture by Angel's red dress.

 

[faith]

stories...

humor...

okay.. a little background here...my mom never in all the years her and dad were together ever did anything he told he to do ...ever! it made for some great fun...

wellll... it was the middle of winter, snow a foot deep and cold... the kind of cold that just cuts right through you. My dad had an Uncle that died and the whole family was gather at the cemetery for the funeral. The grave was located at the bottom of a hill on a curve. The men were all in their suits, not one over coat, freezing their butts off.

When the service was over and everyone started to leave the trouble began. Between the snow, the hill and the curve every car was sliding into the ditch... including the hearse.

So here we have my mom and dad waiting for their turn to get pushed up that little hill. My dad is saying ,"Okay, now whatever you do Bernice when we get you going up that hill don't stop"
Mom's like,"fine". They get a little close to their turn. He's saying I mean it, if you stop the car will slide. Mom's like,"Fine".

Now it's their turn. As he's getting out of the car dad says,"remember do not stop" The men get behind the car and push. No problem up the hill she goes...bown the road she goes...and she's gone! leaving dad standing in the cemetary freezing his butt off...

He hitched a ride to the house, walk through the door..."Son of a ...why in God's name did you leave me at the grave yard" Mom just grinned that special grin," but honey you told me not to stop"



Faith

 

[kitsuke]

Kitsuke, a 3% profit share of the Club if we can post that picture by Angel's red dress.

lol, I don't have the pics anymore, I threw them out because they were just too damn embarassing to look at. Maybe I shouldn't have though they'd be funny now. I guess I just didn't have that perspective on it back then.

So should I post what I had to do on a couple of occasions to get them back? Not very romantic, but definitely naughty.

 

[SexyChele]

*Grabbing the items Ari throws my way....hmmmm perforated camel skins? grinding rocks?*

Oh, Ari, daaarling.....the Middle East has made some improvements since the middle ages! Here, allow me to donate my few items to Club.

Oh, Kitsuke, I for one would be delighted to hear how you managed to obtain the pictures. But...let's do this, shall we? And everyone else as well....

Ok, Ari - unless you post something interesting, we don't. Fair enough? Why not let's see who can come up with the better story - you or I? Oh...and the stories of "Le Crazy Horse" are disqualified, my dear. It's already come out in the thread by the same name.

Game, Ari? Anybody else wish to hear one of Ariosto's adventures?? I certainly can't be alone in this....

 

[faith]

is itgetting hot in here?

chele,
will you share a little of that coffee...definately want to stay awake for this war of the sexes!!!

Bartender: will you please check the temp on the a/c!

faith

 

[kitsuke]

hey, does anyone mind if i bring my own soda fountain in? i can't stand coffee.. no? good, cuz it's here!

*draws himself a nice heady mug of dr.pepper and sits back to wait for ari to post his (mis)adventure*

hmmm.. this space on this sofa here right next to me is woefully underoccupied....

 

[SexyChele]

Why Faith, I'd be more than happy to share this extra strong brew with you. Mmm...delicious! Shall we move to the couch? Let's see you can get on one side of Kitsuke and I on the other - that way we can all stare down the great Ariosto.

Now, come on, darling....I know you're busy and all, but surely you have ONE story that you can share with us?

*Leaning back, crossing my legs, sipping this strong, hot coffee that I love so much, smiling at Ari*

 

[kitsuke]

*nearly chokes on Dr. Pepper*

Why, chele, I would simply love to have the both of you keep me company, I believe we can all squeeze quite comfortably onto this love seat!



(no.... no hopeful foreshadowing at all on that 'love seat' bit... nooooone at all)

 

[faith]

the fun begins...

faith's gives chele a big wink as she sits down next to kitsuke....
leaning across his lap she gratefully accepts the fine brew.....

"ahhhhhh"......as she looks into kensuke's eyes "comfotable???"

to chele: thanks milady!!!

 

[kitsuke]

(realizes he cannot think of anything clever to say this time as he has two beautiful women squeezed into direct contact around him.... barely manages to control stupid grin and drool)

 

[faith]

virginity

kitsuke,
we keep this up and we'll lose our virginity .... together. LOL

chele,
you do have a way with men... he's drooling *G*

 

[SexyChele]

*getting impatient with Ari, as I glance around the Club, notice Kitsuke's obvious "discomforture"*

Why, Kitsuke, are Faith and I making you a bit uncomfortable? I assure you it wasn't our intent at all now, was it Faith?

*lightly running one long nail slowly down the side of Kitsuke's face to his neck, while leaning close to whisper*

Ariosto HATES anything even remotely resembling sex in the Club....maybe if we make him angry enough, he'll share, k?

*smiling, I look at Ari out of the corner of my eye*

 

[kitsuke]

well hey faith, we both have about the same amount of posts... so maybe we can even make it a simultaneous one?


*puts hand on the nearest knee and starts rubbing*

*leers*

*realizes he's rubbing his own knee*

D'oh!

 

[HippieChick]

Speaking of senior pranks...the one we did was not forgotten in a week, I can assure you. Nothing sexual at all here, but I can't resist telling the story.

Anyway, first I need to explain how locker combinations work at most high schools. There are five different combinations for each locker. Every year, they cycle to the next combination. Anyway, at our particular school, all of the information concerning the combinations was kept on a single floppy disk. What can I say? The people running our school weren't too bright. Anyway, the disk got corrupted somewhere, so they gave it to the Computer Science teacher, who is computer literate, but not what one would call computer savvy. So he hands it to one of his students, the nice Mormon boy, presumably figuring that he'd never do anything bad with the information (if indeed he could successfully fix the file). Anyway, he was one of our crowd, and despite being a devout Mormon boy, he had the same dischordian tendencies that we all did. So he fixed the file and gave it back, but not before giving us all the combinations to every locker in the school. So on the night before May 23, we took a hallway full of lockers late in the evening (we were frequently at school after hours (ah, the advantages of geekdom)), and we opened the lockers, and we switched all the non-valuable contents one locker to the right. The next day...pure chaos.

 

[faith]

D'oh

kitsuke,
ROFLMAO!!!!!
Faith

 

[SexyChele]

Hmmm.....getting a little overly excited, are we, Kitsuke? Take it nice and slow...

HippieChick? Is that you that just told that story? Well, I'll forgive you on account that it made me laugh. But why don't you come over here and sit on the arm of this loveseat and keep me company? You'd like to hear one of Ariosto's amorous adventures, wouldn't you?

 

[faith]

hippiechick

hippie
good story!!! they never suspect the geeks....that why we never get caught
faith

 

[kitsuke]

*clears throat*

well, ladies, i must say i am VERY glad you took me up on my invite, and oh yes, hippie chick, please do come over three is nice and four's an org... weellll, nevermind that for now.

*puts one arm around faith and the other on chele's knee (her knee this, not his own*

now, what can we do that may cause ariosto to spill the beans?

 

[faith]

suggestion...

i'd think just ask him when he gets here!!!
but hey i'm new around here and if chele suggest sex...oh i forgot no sex...damn

 

[kitsuke]

but... sex... wouldn't that be wrong? against the rules and all???

wait, how close can we get without breaking the rules?

 

[faith]

question for writers

this is for all you lit writers, poets, and thread creators....
okay everybody but me... anyway... I spend time reading the stories etc. but (as i hold my head in shame) i have never voted or sent feed back (and there is some really good stuff to be found). question: do the writer really want the feed back???
thanks
faith

 

[SexyChele]

Kitsuke....now you're getting the idea!

Faith: to answer your question, I would think that most authors would appreciate feedback regarding the stories they submit. If nothing else, it lets them know that somebody out there read it. Seriously, if you like an author's work, what better way to encourage them to continue writing than to drop them a line and tell them how they did?

After all, a lot of people can be quick to judge and put down. How many of us are willing to build up and encourage? If you saw some stories you like, Faith, let the author know. And I would let them EXACTLY what it was about the story you liked - the subject it dealt with, character development, plot, started off a session of hot sex between you and your partner....whatever.

 

[kitsuke]

Well, i am no veteran here, but i have written a few things, none very long, and generally when i ask for feedback i genuinely want it. To be perfectly frank, i KNOW not evryone and possibly not ANYONE is going to be impressed or even entertained by thoughts turned fiction. I won't say either that as someone who has written it won't hurt my feelings. What i DO do is accept criticism. Someone saying, "You're writing sucks and you should blow your head off cuz you're stoopid!" isn't going to faze me one bit. However, people who present the reasons WHY they don't like my brain stew CAN bruise my ego... quite easily to be frank. What i don't do is be ungrateful for that. Ego's NEED bruising, ESPECIALLY writers (and the like) otherwise we start to think that the tripe we turn out without effort is actually worth reading and people will it just read because we wrote it! *cough-Stephen King-cough* No offense (well, inherently some i guess) to King fans out there, he has written some truly AMAZING books. He has also, though , turned out some ripe cow manure in his time.

If this is too wordy shoot me.

As I was saying, if I ask for it, give it to me! It's my own fault for asking isn't it? PLEASE don't patronize or give me false confidence, that will just hurt me all the more in my efforts.

btw- i am a writer, poet, AND thread creator... my thread just flopped like noone's business and i certainly am not published (i don't write THAT seriously, it is for ME that i write)

heh, well now that I am done being full of myself, someone kick me.