The OOC Club...come in from the heat
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*taking sip of hot coffee, hears Kitsuke's remark, and almost chokes*
Well...cough....that's kinda coming....cough, cough.... right out with...cough, cough it....isn't it, Ki- cough - ki - cough, cough - suke...
*smiling though I'm choking*
Well...cough....that's kinda coming....cough, cough.... right out with...cough, cough it....isn't it, Ki- cough - ki - cough, cough - suke...
*smiling though I'm choking*
kitsuke
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Hey, no prob, I am here for comic relief and sexual abuse! (please abuse me! 
). Hey I have a question, should I worry about my posts running on too long, I just finished posting in the fire stone resort and well, my last two posts have been fairly lengthy ones. They do involve sex so I guess that may explain it, but should I as a standard, shorten them?
By the way, would you like some REAL Irish Creme for that coffee?
*pulls out some irish whiskey*
This is what they.. hey what's that look fo..? Oh. I get it.
The irish CREME bit.... I'm not even irish!
(perverted... but not in the way that you think! hehehe)
). Hey I have a question, should I worry about my posts running on too long, I just finished posting in the fire stone resort and well, my last two posts have been fairly lengthy ones. They do involve sex so I guess that may explain it, but should I as a standard, shorten them?By the way, would you like some REAL Irish Creme for that coffee?
*pulls out some irish whiskey*
This is what they.. hey what's that look fo..? Oh. I get it.
The irish CREME bit.... I'm not even irish!
(perverted... but not in the way that you think! hehehe)
HippieChick
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My, this turned into a busy thread really fast.
"Thank you SexyChele; I think I shall take you up on that offer." *ambles over and balances himself on the arm of the loveseat*
"I remember a time when I was just as comfortable sitting on the arms of sofas than on the sofa itself. But these days, it takes a little more encouragement to get me there." *winks at SexyChele* "You're only supposed to get all back-painy and such when you get to be middle-aged or older! By the time I graduated high school (about 5 years ago), I had seriously lost a lot of flexibility. Guess I'm just getting out of shape on my own." *wonders if mentioning flexibility might get some demonstrations out of some of the more athletic females present*
"Anyway, I would indeed like to hear some amorous tales...or humorous tales...or any combination of the two."
*thinks . o O ('hamorous'?)*
*looks at Faith.* "I've not written any erotica before, but I have written plenty of other stuff, and I can tell you this: the thing I hate most is not knowing if anyone's even read my crap. Positive remarks are absolutely wonderful, and I simply adore them regardless of the fact that I never seem to know what to say when I get them, but even negative or neutral commentary is better than nothing."
Does anyone else think there should be a thread where everyone's roles are simply themselves (or something relatively close to their actual personage)? Like the club, but with sex?
"I totally didn't notice when I went from Virgin to Experienced. I didn't realize I'd been posting that much. Interesting that there's no levels of experience between the two."
*looks in Kitsuke's general direction* "I don't think people mind long posts that much. I don't. I look forward to them, especially on threads where there aren't many posts in a day."
*wonders if there are any other posts regarding his attention that were posted in the last few hours*
*attempts to lean up against SexyChele without falling off the arm into her lap*
*suddenly wonders if that would be such a bad thing*
"Thank you SexyChele; I think I shall take you up on that offer." *ambles over and balances himself on the arm of the loveseat*
"I remember a time when I was just as comfortable sitting on the arms of sofas than on the sofa itself. But these days, it takes a little more encouragement to get me there." *winks at SexyChele* "You're only supposed to get all back-painy and such when you get to be middle-aged or older! By the time I graduated high school (about 5 years ago), I had seriously lost a lot of flexibility. Guess I'm just getting out of shape on my own." *wonders if mentioning flexibility might get some demonstrations out of some of the more athletic females present*
"Anyway, I would indeed like to hear some amorous tales...or humorous tales...or any combination of the two."
*thinks . o O ('hamorous'?)*
*looks at Faith.* "I've not written any erotica before, but I have written plenty of other stuff, and I can tell you this: the thing I hate most is not knowing if anyone's even read my crap. Positive remarks are absolutely wonderful, and I simply adore them regardless of the fact that I never seem to know what to say when I get them, but even negative or neutral commentary is better than nothing."
Does anyone else think there should be a thread where everyone's roles are simply themselves (or something relatively close to their actual personage)? Like the club, but with sex?
"I totally didn't notice when I went from Virgin to Experienced. I didn't realize I'd been posting that much. Interesting that there's no levels of experience between the two."
*looks in Kitsuke's general direction* "I don't think people mind long posts that much. I don't. I look forward to them, especially on threads where there aren't many posts in a day."
*wonders if there are any other posts regarding his attention that were posted in the last few hours*
*attempts to lean up against SexyChele without falling off the arm into her lap*
*suddenly wonders if that would be such a bad thing*
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Hmmm....who are you asking about long posts? Me?? I think I might be in contention right now for the "Queen of Long Posts"!!
For me, personally, I try to write a length that is appropriate for the story. I also try to consider my fellow players. Some people just small amounts at a time. Doesn't mean they are not as adequate - just probably more concise than those of us who tend to be verbose - me, most specifically! Plus, I think it looks odd if one person posts a straightforward paragragh, and the response goes into pages. Though that may be what is needed at the time.
I would say let your creativity go....some of your posts may be long, some short. If you feel as though you may be posting longer than you like, try breaking up the action a little, and give your fellow characters a chance to respond.
Anyway.....my .02 worth...
Hmmm....who are you asking about long posts? Me?? I think I might be in contention right now for the "Queen of Long Posts"!!
For me, personally, I try to write a length that is appropriate for the story. I also try to consider my fellow players. Some people just small amounts at a time. Doesn't mean they are not as adequate - just probably more concise than those of us who tend to be verbose - me, most specifically! Plus, I think it looks odd if one person posts a straightforward paragragh, and the response goes into pages. Though that may be what is needed at the time.
I would say let your creativity go....some of your posts may be long, some short. If you feel as though you may be posting longer than you like, try breaking up the action a little, and give your fellow characters a chance to respond.
Anyway.....my .02 worth...
My goodness....a man who wants to fall in my lap and another one who wants to suck my toes....Oooohhhh, what more could a girl ask for??
Hey, HC, I did visit your hompage. I didn't get a chance to read everything there, but what I saw I liked. Especially the bit on how you got your nickname. So how long you gonna go without cutting your hair? Or do you derive some sort of strength or creativity from it? In that case, watch out for women name Delilah!
And why didn't you mention you had problems with your back...poor thing.
HEY! I've got an idea! Faith can you com over here? And Kitsuke...can you move down jus a little? There now, Faith you sit here, in the middle - you're a small girl (all girls who play fairies are tiny) and HC you can have my spot - on the condition that I get your lap!
There - now if this doesn't get Ariosto talking, well, then.....um.....er....ah.....oh, hell, who gives a damn! We'll just keep talking amongst ourselves!
Hey, HC, I did visit your hompage. I didn't get a chance to read everything there, but what I saw I liked. Especially the bit on how you got your nickname. So how long you gonna go without cutting your hair? Or do you derive some sort of strength or creativity from it? In that case, watch out for women name Delilah!
And why didn't you mention you had problems with your back...poor thing.
HEY! I've got an idea! Faith can you com over here? And Kitsuke...can you move down jus a little? There now, Faith you sit here, in the middle - you're a small girl (all girls who play fairies are tiny) and HC you can have my spot - on the condition that I get your lap!
There - now if this doesn't get Ariosto talking, well, then.....um.....er....ah.....oh, hell, who gives a damn! We'll just keep talking amongst ourselves!
kitsuke
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hey no prob
*various shufflings occur*
looks with envy at hippie as he now is the proud retainer of a Lap Babe....
hmmm... *various plots and machinations go on until a brilliant scheme is hatched*
Hey Faith, would you mind sitting in MY lap? I'm jealous of hippie and you are just so deliciously curvy.
(ha! another devious plot brilliantly accomplished!)
((btw, if it seems like i am posting a lot today, it is because i am B O R E D... not of you guys! you're the only ones keeping from crawling under my bed and ylling "Call me when Armageddon happens!"))
*various shufflings occur*
looks with envy at hippie as he now is the proud retainer of a Lap Babe....
hmmm... *various plots and machinations go on until a brilliant scheme is hatched*
Hey Faith, would you mind sitting in MY lap? I'm jealous of hippie and you are just so deliciously curvy.
(ha! another devious plot brilliantly accomplished!)
((btw, if it seems like i am posting a lot today, it is because i am B O R E D... not of you guys! you're the only ones keeping from crawling under my bed and ylling "Call me when Armageddon happens!"))
PL~Shadow Lover
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*watching everyone play musical chairs on the couch*
I agree, Ariosto should share some of his own experiences so that we may learn (and laugh perhaps?) from the master.
*pulls out his quill and pens some more lines*
Bah! That doesn't work there... *scribbling it out*
Mental note: Buy one of those laptop things, it'll save money on ink.
I agree, Ariosto should share some of his own experiences so that we may learn (and laugh perhaps?) from the master.
*pulls out his quill and pens some more lines*
Bah! That doesn't work there... *scribbling it out*
Mental note: Buy one of those laptop things, it'll save money on ink.
ariosto
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"WHAT IS GOING ON!"
I stop for one afternoon to visit my old Monastary and the place goes to pot.
"Please stop sucking her toes."
Ariosto looks with distaste at the dregs of turkish cofee that smell like camel dung and remarks...
"I don't suppose any of you know the about the short term aphrodisia caused by Ankara Mountain Grown or the long term impotence and frigidity that only a single cup can bring about.
You didn't tell them that did you CHELE!"
Ariosto collapses at his table wishing once again for Angel's bososm to comfort him.
"A story you say, a story from me. One no doubt from the lusty days before I became a Brother of the Order of Saint Juan of Reno...
But first a lump of your fine coffee Chele, It's too late to matter for me anyhow...."
OOC at the OOC...God this one took off! Sorry I wasn't around. I'm so far behind on posts that I'd feel guilty posting one of my piccadelo's (sp) here first.(Is the the guy that sticks things in bulls?)
Let me fire off a few...I have some Ladies waiting...and I'll be right back.
I stop for one afternoon to visit my old Monastary and the place goes to pot.
"Please stop sucking her toes."
Ariosto looks with distaste at the dregs of turkish cofee that smell like camel dung and remarks...
"I don't suppose any of you know the about the short term aphrodisia caused by Ankara Mountain Grown or the long term impotence and frigidity that only a single cup can bring about.
You didn't tell them that did you CHELE!"
Ariosto collapses at his table wishing once again for Angel's bososm to comfort him.
"A story you say, a story from me. One no doubt from the lusty days before I became a Brother of the Order of Saint Juan of Reno...
But first a lump of your fine coffee Chele, It's too late to matter for me anyhow...."
OOC at the OOC...God this one took off! Sorry I wasn't around. I'm so far behind on posts that I'd feel guilty posting one of my piccadelo's (sp) here first.(Is the the guy that sticks things in bulls?)
Let me fire off a few...I have some Ladies waiting...and I'll be right back.
kitsuke
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hmmm, nuthin happenin'... how am i supposed to reach a hundred posts if noone is sayin' anything????
(grrr... need avatar)
and I did NOT suck her toes man! I am SHOCKED and OFFENDED... i just WANTED to is all......
(shocked and offended that you came in and stopped it 'fore i got a chance to that is)
(grrr... need avatar)
and I did NOT suck her toes man! I am SHOCKED and OFFENDED... i just WANTED to is all......
(shocked and offended that you came in and stopped it 'fore i got a chance to that is)
Basia
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wow
I leave for a few hours to put up with the rug rats at the toy store and I get lost in the pages.... Oh well
ari- the thread was called "The Greeks" and it can be found in OLR ^_^ and as for that lobster..... do you know how long I would have to drive to get to mane? I'm on the MA RI border hun... how about a huge pot of clam chowdah? And, Ari... please please please please please please tell us a story about you now ^_^ please.
I leave for a few hours to put up with the rug rats at the toy store and I get lost in the pages.... Oh well
ari- the thread was called "The Greeks" and it can be found in OLR ^_^ and as for that lobster..... do you know how long I would have to drive to get to mane? I'm on the MA RI border hun... how about a huge pot of clam chowdah? And, Ari... please please please please please please tell us a story about you now ^_^ please.
PL~Shadow Lover
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*catching the laptop*
Thanks for the laptop Kitsuke. *turning the power on and quickly transfering the document* Ahhh much better!
Faith I'd love a drink, but I'm afraid I only drink water and I just refilled my glass. I will however drink in your beauty like a man who's been wandering in the desert for days.
Thanks for the laptop Kitsuke. *turning the power on and quickly transfering the document* Ahhh much better!
Faith I'd love a drink, but I'm afraid I only drink water and I just refilled my glass. I will however drink in your beauty like a man who's been wandering in the desert for days.
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