The OOC Club...come in from the heat
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kitsuke said:
my schools track coach and football coach told me the same thing when they tried to talk me into shelling out massive quantities of dough for both sports that i couldn't afford in the first place.
just a test but, coach geron, coach ashby? that you?
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Temper...temper
Ariosto, down 4 martini's and trying desperately to wring a story from the tragedy of the Brass Pussy Lounge freaks out!
"HEY everybody! This is a CLUB!...not a Chat Room for crien out loud! If you want to exchange one liners at a mile a minute go to the wastelands of the General Board!"
(uh oh...here he goes again.)
Ariosto, down 4 martini's and trying desperately to wring a story from the tragedy of the Brass Pussy Lounge freaks out!
"HEY everybody! This is a CLUB!...not a Chat Room for crien out loud! If you want to exchange one liners at a mile a minute go to the wastelands of the General Board!"
(uh oh...here he goes again.)
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eep.....
I am taking it that a mad drunkin' Ari isn't a goot Ari....
Ari: I took a trip up to N.H. will one of their lobsters do?
I do have other tales of my not too long ago youth that I could tell... but you have to at least tell one first, or I'm not going... ^_^.
With that, she finshes off her currant drink, and waits for her thread to reach page number three, for then, and only then will she buy the club another round.
Oh, and Ari, that Idea about a party... I loved it! Go for it, and I'll be the first one trying to get in.
I am taking it that a mad drunkin' Ari isn't a goot Ari....
Ari: I took a trip up to N.H. will one of their lobsters do?
I do have other tales of my not too long ago youth that I could tell... but you have to at least tell one first, or I'm not going... ^_^.
With that, she finshes off her currant drink, and waits for her thread to reach page number three, for then, and only then will she buy the club another round.
Oh, and Ari, that Idea about a party... I loved it! Go for it, and I'll be the first one trying to get in.
ariosto
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Yes I was a little out of sorts last night. Filling a topic board with private conversations though is a sure way to kill it. Who wants to wade through all that to get to the good stuff. Know what I mean?
A story is forthcoming today...promise.
Now Basia has said she was up for a fest. Who else? And I promise to wear my happy mask to it if nothing else!
A New Hampshire lobster eh?
Well all right. Will you join me?...and please bring LOTS of melted butter.
A story is forthcoming today...promise.
Now Basia has said she was up for a fest. Who else? And I promise to wear my happy mask to it if nothing else!
A New Hampshire lobster eh?
Well all right. Will you join me?...and please bring LOTS of melted butter.
Damn, Ari! You got pissed and the whole board seems to have shut down for the day!
Anyways....rambling in, looking for something interesting while on my break. All the old friends are AWOL.
(SIGH) And to think, after this post is made, I only need 2 more to make 700. Wow, where did all that time go that I wasted on here??
Ok, I NEED a Turkish coffee to keep me awake the rest of the day!
Anyways....rambling in, looking for something interesting while on my break. All the old friends are AWOL.
(SIGH) And to think, after this post is made, I only need 2 more to make 700. Wow, where did all that time go that I wasted on here??
Ok, I NEED a Turkish coffee to keep me awake the rest of the day!
kitsuke
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700? heck, I am still working on my first hundred so I can get custom avatars like the help told me! I wish *I* had near 700 posts...
Why young lady, back in my day we had transmit our posted data one bit at a time! Through servers in Kazakhstan! Upstream both ways!! I only had a 286 with 2 megs of ram and I LIKED IT! ya hear me??? We were lucky to get THREE posts on in an entire year! But did that stop us from making the largest BBS in history?? DID IT??.... well, yes, but the point is we still TRIED!!!
Why young lady, back in my day we had transmit our posted data one bit at a time! Through servers in Kazakhstan! Upstream both ways!! I only had a 286 with 2 megs of ram and I LIKED IT! ya hear me??? We were lucky to get THREE posts on in an entire year! But did that stop us from making the largest BBS in history?? DID IT??.... well, yes, but the point is we still TRIED!!!
Hey, Kitsuke, if it's any consolation to you? I didn't even know what an "avatar" was - or how to get one until LONG after I had passed 100 posts.
But get this: I'm already thinking of my title.....and that is 299 posts away! Wishful thinking, perhaps?
But, hey, 15 posts? You could do that by the end of the week. WOO-HOO!! Kitsuke's gonna go avatar hunting this weekend.
Oops, sorry, Ari!! It's this damn Turkish coffee - gets me going everytime! Ok....all this pent up energy and no place to post!
But get this: I'm already thinking of my title.....and that is 299 posts away! Wishful thinking, perhaps?
But, hey, 15 posts? You could do that by the end of the week. WOO-HOO!! Kitsuke's gonna go avatar hunting this weekend.
Oops, sorry, Ari!! It's this damn Turkish coffee - gets me going everytime! Ok....all this pent up energy and no place to post!
kitsuke
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*grabs rifle, puts on silly hat, tiptoes exagerratedly*
Shhhh... be vewy, vewy qwiet... I'm huntin' avataws!
huhuhuhuhuhuhuhhhhuhu
(is it just me or does it seem wrong for an elmer fudd impression to be anywhere on the SRP board? can you see it now? "oh baby, I am going to scwoo you so hawd, yow hips awe going to be bow-wegged fow a week!"..... *shudder*)
Shhhh... be vewy, vewy qwiet... I'm huntin' avataws!
huhuhuhuhuhuhuhhhhuhu
(is it just me or does it seem wrong for an elmer fudd impression to be anywhere on the SRP board? can you see it now? "oh baby, I am going to scwoo you so hawd, yow hips awe going to be bow-wegged fow a week!"..... *shudder*)
Now that could be an interesting idea, Kitsuke! Actually, I work with a man who sounds just like Elmer Fudd. Not attracted to him sexually, however. I would think a woman would be laughing so hard, she wouldn't be able to cum!
Hmmm.....were you on the General Board yesterday, Kitsuke? You said you were REALLY bored yesterday, and that place is definitely the place to hang if you are extremely bored - lots of folks with absolutely nothing better to do than stare at a computer screen, hoping some one will answer a post.
Yeah, I know. Personally? I'd rather watch grass grow. Least I'm outside in the fresh air...
Ok...brain still buzzin from the caffeine
Hmmm.....were you on the General Board yesterday, Kitsuke? You said you were REALLY bored yesterday, and that place is definitely the place to hang if you are extremely bored - lots of folks with absolutely nothing better to do than stare at a computer screen, hoping some one will answer a post.
Yeah, I know. Personally? I'd rather watch grass grow. Least I'm outside in the fresh air...
Ok...brain still buzzin from the caffeine
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hehe, yeah the other day i was bored hardcore, but i think i am over it now
it has nothing to do with watching your ass swing magically every time you refill your coffe mug... it would be wrong to stare
*makes male adjustments*
Didn't I tell yuou to stop being so damn sexy?
(News Flash: Yes, you guessed it, I most certainly am thinking up filler posts!)
it has nothing to do with watching your ass swing magically every time you refill your coffe mug... it would be wrong to stare
*makes male adjustments*
Didn't I tell yuou to stop being so damn sexy?
(News Flash: Yes, you guessed it, I most certainly am thinking up filler posts!)
Hmmm...."filler" posts, Kitsuke? And just who are the lucky ladies going to be who are the recipients of these posts?
Sorry....it was a line I just couldn't resist. Yes, folks, now you know my secret....5 mins before I leave for the day and caffeine, and I turn a little giddy, silly, what's that other word....
But, SSSHHHHH....rumor has it that Ariosto is about somewhere - careful! Maybe we should go and get his martinis ready BEFORE he shows, k? And don't forget those sacred olives! C'mon, Kitsuke, you can help me....
Sorry....it was a line I just couldn't resist. Yes, folks, now you know my secret....5 mins before I leave for the day and caffeine, and I turn a little giddy, silly, what's that other word....
But, SSSHHHHH....rumor has it that Ariosto is about somewhere - careful! Maybe we should go and get his martinis ready BEFORE he shows, k? And don't forget those sacred olives! C'mon, Kitsuke, you can help me....
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A New Club!
Ariosto, flushed with triumph walks in and pries Chele from Kitsuke's barely experienced arms, kissing her with wild abandon!
"I did it! At last I've made a place where people can post, just for the sake of seeing their words light up...a place where people can in one day of
diligent endeavor soar right through the hallowed ranks of LITEROTICA from Virgin to Guru without getting sore fingers, much less carpal syndrome."
He drags her to the window where beneath the smoking cone of Mount Saint Helens lies the
heart of downtown Burnt Twiddly.
"Look Chele, down there next to the Wal-Mart."
She peers but can see nothing.
"Here," he says giving her his Italian Silver opera glasses,"Look again."
Yes there it is!
In Bright Orange Letter's on a Peacock blue background...
THE OOC CHATCLUB...Free Kool-Aide
If you got nothin' to say, then here's the place to say it!
"What do you think sweetheart?"
Chele puts down the glasses and puts an olive pit in his hand.
"Hey is this some kind of a joke or what."
NO JOKE TAKE A LOOK FREE KOOL AIDE FOR EVERYBODY!
Ariosto, flushed with triumph walks in and pries Chele from Kitsuke's barely experienced arms, kissing her with wild abandon!
"I did it! At last I've made a place where people can post, just for the sake of seeing their words light up...a place where people can in one day of
diligent endeavor soar right through the hallowed ranks of LITEROTICA from Virgin to Guru without getting sore fingers, much less carpal syndrome."
He drags her to the window where beneath the smoking cone of Mount Saint Helens lies the
heart of downtown Burnt Twiddly.
"Look Chele, down there next to the Wal-Mart."
She peers but can see nothing.
"Here," he says giving her his Italian Silver opera glasses,"Look again."
Yes there it is!
In Bright Orange Letter's on a Peacock blue background...
THE OOC CHATCLUB...Free Kool-Aide
If you got nothin' to say, then here's the place to say it!
"What do you think sweetheart?"
Chele puts down the glasses and puts an olive pit in his hand.
"Hey is this some kind of a joke or what."
NO JOKE TAKE A LOOK FREE KOOL AIDE FOR EVERYBODY!
MtnAngelWV
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it's official.....
I am back and out of retirement! It was a short break...lol
"Ariosto, Darling, give that red dress would ya!!!"
I had some RL difficulties but hopefully they are straightened out now I just have to remember not to overdo it again...lol
"Is my job still available?"
I am back and out of retirement! It was a short break...lol
"Ariosto, Darling, give that red dress would ya!!!"
I had some RL difficulties but hopefully they are straightened out now
I just have to remember not to overdo it again...lol"Is my job still available?"
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*scurries off and fetches martini glasses, olives and mix, sets out five martinis for ari before he gets back*
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Now excuse me while I get medieval on this thread.
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Now excuse me while I get medieval on this thread.
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MtnAngelWV
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Oh Yeah Baby! Squeeze them together a bit more! I think you may be able to get it zipped up now Now how's about helping me with these stockings?
Now how's about helping me with these stockings?Now, Ari, do you think that was wise kissing me in front of all your customers when they can't do that themselves? Tsk, tsk, tsk!!
But, OH....yes, I AM excited! Of course, you won't mind if I bring my own brand of Kool "Aid", now will you? And I can have all the sex I want as well? WOO-HOO!!!
Well, in that case.....hey everybody! I need a little help picking out something to wear - you all know how that goes, right? So, I've selected 3 things that I personally like, and invite you all to come over to the "Other" Club and vote for which outfit you think best fits a Kool Aid Girl! Even if you don't plan on spending any time over there, this could be fun to see where everyone's tastes run.
And, yes, I promise to wear what wins by popular vote.
OH! You don't mind, do you, Ari??
But, OH....yes, I AM excited! Of course, you won't mind if I bring my own brand of Kool "Aid", now will you? And I can have all the sex I want as well? WOO-HOO!!!
Well, in that case.....hey everybody! I need a little help picking out something to wear - you all know how that goes, right? So, I've selected 3 things that I personally like, and invite you all to come over to the "Other" Club and vote for which outfit you think best fits a Kool Aid Girl! Even if you don't plan on spending any time over there, this could be fun to see where everyone's tastes run.
And, yes, I promise to wear what wins by popular vote.
OH! You don't mind, do you, Ari??
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