The OOC Club...come in from the heat

[SexyChele]

ARIOSTO!! Yes, it is true that there is an aphrodisia associated with Turkish coffee, but I see your friends the monks have filled your head with lies concerned the fact that it causes impotence and frigidity.

Now, you gonna come out and take up my challenge? Or.....do I simply win by default? Now, that would make it all entirely too easy.....but I will take the win if there is no other way. Shall I declare myself winner of the best story without even having to post one?

Hmmm....then let me start planning the party now....let's see a headcount, then....


*Raises head, and looks at Ari*

And honey, you ever need a bosom to lay your head against, why you should know just where you can go.....any of the fine ladies here would gladly help you out, I'm sure. But me? Well, I have a party to plan.....hmmm...this is the first contest I've ever won by default!

 

[faith]

shadowlover

shadow
water ???
man after my own heart... i'm swearing off coffee!!!


ari what have I done to your bar????

I do have a bossom if you're in need it ...after all i think i may owe you one*S*

 

[kitsuke]

hmm, wait, do we get to vote or what?

just checking how best story is decided

and if i get a woman on my lap, i might be persuaded to tell another story.. hhehe

(gee, that was subtle)

 

[ariosto]

Story about an odd lady I had sex with

Gee, this may notbe worth the wait.


A true story...
and I can't use my adventures at the Crazy Horse...(Darn you Chele!)

It's a bit hard to recall single encounters that remain vivid that are not in some way embarassing or humorous. I have had relationships that were adventurous, and of course romantic but...

AHHH!...Black Pete! That was an odd one.

Now I have had a long career as a college Prof, one who during the times I have not been married (more than once), often established relationships of varying degrees of intimacy with my students (It's kept me young at heart.)
I had a ferocious yearning for a young woman named Brenda one summer. Brenda responded with equal passion but alas as a married woman drew the line a bit in front of where I would have had it drawn.
After one frustrating afternoon of dalliance she had a bold suggestion.

"Why not my Sister?"
"She looks like me, only prettier. Her name is Marilyn but everyone calls her Pete."
Indeed why not. A date was arranged.

I met Pete in a parking lot. I pulled up in a sporty little red Ford Fiesta or something
similar that Shriner Clowns might come tumbling out of. Pete arrived in a primo 1971 black Transam
with black tinted windows and scoops and bulges all over it. I would have fit in the trunk.
Pete had long black hair and was dressed in tight form fitting black (of course)and a very sexy young woman she was.
Your host felt a bit intimidated.

I suggested rather haltingly a nice dinner, having decided she was not most likely a Puccini fan.
She smiled and said she'd already eaten.

Okay, a drink then, I know a nice place...
No she said she had brought the drinks with her.

OH?
Lets go to your place, and watch some old movies.

Ummm...sure...I assumed she'd brought her own selection of those too.

I lived at the time in a lovely apartment on the fouth floor suurounded by tree tops and I remember walking up four flights of stairs watching her delightfully shaped ass ascending right in front of me and also watching the 12 pack of Budweiser that constituted our 'drinks' clutched against her narrow waist.

Once arrived there was little wasted time. I offered her a selection of films...she picked
"The Creature From the Black Lagoon" as I recall... and then went to get some munchies while she popped open the beer.
I sat down beside her wondering which 'creature' I should pay more attention to when I felt her free hand on my penis and her lips on my ear lobe. Things progressed very rapidly from there.
Pete liked sex and thats what she wanted. I saw her a number of times afterwards and our dates always followed the same pattern, beer, chips, a movie and sex. I begged her to go out with me.
A show, a dinner, a club...nope Beer, chips, a movie and sex.
My friends thought it was an ideal situation especially since the only thing I provided was the
TV and the hard on. But actually it got a bit boring after awhile. Black Pete also like to play
rape games which I'm not really too convincing at.
Eventually she drifted away.

I always liked Brenda better anyhow. I wish her well. Both of them.

 

[ariosto]

Chele I request the rules be changed to best two out of three. I realize that my story though moving and poigniant lacks the etraordinary drama of your own.
I assume you will be relating the tale of you and the Abominable Snow Men.

 

[tmuyo]

Re: question for writers

this is for all you lit writers, poets, and thread creators....
okay everybody but me... anyway... I spend time reading the stories etc. but (as i hold my head in shame) i have never voted or sent feed back (and there is some really good stuff to be found). question: do the writer really want the feed back???
thanks
faith

faith, i sure wouldn't mind, i find it helpful....also keeps me from having to ask friends what they think, unfortunately none of the readers of my threads send me feedback...

if your interested there is one in particular, my baby so to speak, a life in the land called east. if you'd be interested in helping me out with feedback i'd love you for your help.

 

[SexyChele]

Tmuyo, with the utmost respect, I believe Faith is referring to the feedback option available when one reads the stories here at Lit. Normally, you can check to see how well a thread is doing by the number of views you are receiving.

For those who may not be aware, at the end of each story - not a SRP thread, such as found here - there is an option to a.) vote on the story, and b.) send anonymous feedback to the author. It's always nice to send give an author feedback if you feel they've done a good job, or know of a way they can improve.

Anyways, if I'm wrong, Faith, let me know, k?


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Oh Darn! Ari would show up, wouldn't he? Well, ok, I take your challenge - best 2 out of 3. And who judges??

A bit late tonight.....will post tomorrow, first thing!

 

[HippieChick]

Man, I'm posting 4 or 5 times a day and not keeping up with this thread!

*repositions SexyChele in his lap*

"My back isn't actually bad or anything. I'm just not as flexible as I once was, and I can't sit with my back hunched over indefinitely anymore. Nothing that deserves sympathy; it just comes from not being a little kid anymore."

"Speaking of my webpage, though. I really should update that. There's a radically revised and editted version of Somewhere Between Aprils that I need to put up. And the last few comics aren't up either. Thanks for the compliments, though."

"About the hair...I'm not really sure when I'm going to cut it. I didn't so much decide to grow long hair as I decided to stop cutting it. I figure eventually I'll get rid of it, but it's been about 8 years since I did...I can sit on it now. My rabbi likes to tell the story that I haven't had it cut since before my bar-mitzvah because I didn't want to jinx anything. The story's not really true (the timing is off by about a year), but I'm not about to correct him. It makes a good story, and everyone gets to compare me to Samson, only I'm not very strong. One of these years, I'll show up somewhere with no hair at all. Hehe, I went to a halloween party last year with my hair up in a hat (very difficult to do), my glasses in my pocket and dressed in conservative clothing like khakis, a polo shirt, and *gasp* shoes. There were people at the party that know me very well, and they thought I was somebody's cousin for several minutes."

"Ok, I shut up now. I'm not sure everyone wants to hear my life story tonight."

 

[HippieChick]

Oh, and I forgot to mention that Sunday is my 23rd birthday.

 

[MtnAngelWV]

I really have missed a lot

It took me a whole evening to catch up with the events since I pulled out the tea from my bosom! Ok Ariosto, darling, come here to Angel and rest your weary head....

I have a quite embarrassing and true story....


I was 15 and very naive when it came to sex. My boyfriend and I were still virgins (unfortunately we remained that way until I met my first husband). Anyway, we were in my basement and were necking. Things became more progressive and we began petting. The bottom portions of our body were partially nude. I had heard that these guys were crazy for "blow jobs," so being the ever dutiful young lady, I wanted to perform such an act on my inexperienced boyfriend. I had never seen a penis in real life so I took a few moments to inspect it. Then I placed my lips above the head and....BLEW on it! I was quite dismayed that nothing happened to it. It never even reacted to my "blow" job! I had expected it to erupt or quiver or even ooze....alas, nothing happened! The moral of the story is: if you do not blow on it then why in the hell do they call it a "blow" job.

Prologue to the story: My boyfriend never said a word about this to me (I assume he knew that I was doing it wrong). Also, my skills at this act have GREATLY improved!!

 

[faith]

voting....

okay to make things a little cleared....

there are option at the end of each story, thread, whatever for us to rate the story (see the bottom of this page and theres a rate this thread option)but in the story pages you can e-mail the author anonymously or you can go into their profile and use the e-mail there.

so...vote??? e-mail anon??? or direct e-mail???

what do you think??
faith

 

[tmuyo]

tmuyogirl went from being inexperienced to a goddamned genius when it came to oral sex. blew my mind (and something else) that she took to it so quickly.

oh and angel, ur not alone, i had a friend tell me she did the same thing you did. they both bragged the next day that he got a blow job and she had given one.

i laughed myself stupid when she told me how dumb she felt later when her older sister demonstrated a blowjob on a popsicle for her to see how to really do it.

my friend then refused to speak to me for 2 weeks. she broke after a few days, i'm just too irresistible to not talk to (yea, riiiiight).

 

[tmuyo]

Tmuyo, with the utmost respect, I believe Faith is referring to the feedback option available when one reads the stories here at Lit. Normally, you can check to see how well a thread is doing by the number of views you are receiving.

chele, i know what she meant, i was just trying to get people to actually tell me how interested someone is. numbers to me don't matter. peoples opinions of the thread do. consider it a shamelss plug for that particular thread...*hangs head in shame*
there, i felt some shame for being a bad tmuyo....

 

[SexyChele]

Ok, Ari, you are ON, Dude! Best 2 out of 3, right? You want "Black Pete to be your "first"? Just let me know, hon, willing to give you another shot - should feel you need it!

*Settles onto HippieChick's lap, running fingers through what must gorgeous hair!*

Ok, folks, true story #1:

I was a newly deflowered 18 year old virgin. (OK, quit laughing...I really DID wait until I was 18!!) My boyfriend and I were still at the stage were we just wanted to fuck anywhere, anytime, and our friends teased us about always finding new places to sneak off together.

Well, we were at the house of one of his friends one afternoon - all guys, by the way. We were just hanging out, either smoking pot or doing coke, can't remember now. I had to use the restroom, but the one downstairs was occupied, so the guy who owned the house told me to use the one upstairs. Well, when I came out, my boyfriend had followed me upstairs and was waiting for me. He whispered that we had to be very quiet, but that he had gotten very turned on. Well, I just couldn't pass up on that offer, so off we went.

We ended up in the bedroom of the guy who owned the house. Being as quiet as possible, we started kissing, our hands roaming, undressing each other, until we were naked. In our eagerness to accomplish the task at hand we fell onto the bed - - only to have the entire bed collapse!! I mean, you would have thought that sucker was going all the way down to the first floor.

Now, what we hadn't realized was that this guy's bedroom was right over the livingroom, where all the guys were sitting. Course it sounded as though the bed were going to crash through the ceiling, so they started rushing upstairs. (also, knowing my boyfriend and I were somewhere upstairs, it was easy to put two and two together) My boyfriend knew the guys would just barge in, so he manned the door, trying to use his weight to keep it shut with 3 guys trying to get in, as I frantically tried to find all the pieces of my clothing and somehow get them all back on my body.

Naturally, we couldn't leave at that very moment, so yours truly had to be ribbed by 4 guys all afternoon about her amorous nature....much to her inexperienced chagrin!


OK, Ari, dear - your turn!

 

[SexyChele]

Faith,
There is a difference between the stories and the threads. It's important you keep them separate.

Threads: such as the SRP. They have a voting option in the lower right corner that people can use. When you vote, you will see stars highlighted next to the thread. See "Hawkes" Pirate thread for an example of this. You can also email and/or PM the original author of the thread to let them know if they did a good job or if improvements can be made. Although, I can tell you, some of the threads I'm involved in with people on a one on one basis? I really don't care - not to be rude - I'm writing with the other person, and not necessarily for the audience, though I hope they enjoy it.

Stories: these are stories that Lit publishes on the web site. At the conclusion of each story, there is an option to vote on how you much you liked or disliked the story. Because authors can receive prizes, and because Lit does keep track of the most popular stories, these votes are often very important to the authors. Also there is an option to give feedback to the author anonymously. Yes, you can go into their profile and email them from there as well. I suppose it would depend on whether you want the author to know who you are. If you are writing a "Your story sucks" kind of message, some one may choose to remain anonymous. (could you blame such a moron?) Anyway....hope that helps.

 

[HippieChick]

*laughs at SexyChele's embarassment at losing virginity when she was 18*

"I'm going to be 23 this coming weekend, and I'm still a virgin. Of course this wasn't for not trying as a teenager. Things just never worked out that way. The only people who ever seemed to want to have sex with me were married or in a close relationship, and I'm not about to be the one to break things up."

 

[faith]

chele

chele,

i just didn't make myself very clear....

I was just using the "rate this option" reference as an example of the different ways to leave feed back.

boy this got complicated...beyond rating a thread, i hadn't even considered contacting a thread creator with feedback until tmuyo suggested it. It seems to me (and remember i'm really new to this) that threads have a life of their own...

oh and chele, nothing you said was rude just honest


faith

 

[SexyChele]

HC: You mean I'm sitting in virgin territory? Watch out....I just might get carried away here!

Faith: It can take a little time to figure out things here. This site is much bigger than most people suspect. Yes, threads do seemingly have a life of their own, but you would be surprised to know how much "behind the scenes" plotting sometimes go on with certain threads. Especially those that are really complicated with lots of subplots, or one on one threads. And, yes, I've contacted thread originators in the threads I've been involved with if I have a suggestion or problem with something. Oftentimes, the orginator can go to the other players and get their feedback, giving a sense of cohesiveness and continuity to the thread.

 

[ariosto]

Oh sure...a collapsing bed story, Heck everybody's got one or two of those...that may even be why HC's still a virgin...(Damn girls why don't you open a thread for this poor guy and Roger the bejeezus out of him!)
Angel if you keep coming out of retirement much longer I'm gonna stuff you back in that red dress and put you back to work!

Another thought...how about a Party thread for the OOCClub where anything and anyone goes.
Give me some feedback on it and we'll get one launched in no time.

I'll stand Chele, for number one, on my moving and profound tale of Black Pete. (Once I stood on Black Pete's tail but that's another story.)
Though it lacks the slapstick humour of your own
.
My next..."Caught alone and vulnerable in a lesbian bar and the terrible things they did to me", should provide action enough for anyone!

 

[kitsuke]

...alone....vulnerable....lesbian bar...

*sigh*

*sniff* ariosto.... you're my hero


and hurry up and tell your damn story cuz i wanna tell mine, but i told chele i wouldn't til you spilled!

so hurry up or you'll be my hero AND a martyr!

 

[ariosto]

Please Kitsuki tell yours first since I have to consult the extensive journals I kept at the time and see if it's Ok with my analyst to relive it once again...shudder.

Chele, Great story! Yours too Angel...
Be patient, mine will appear this evening...carry on!

 

[kitsuke]

okay I am supposed to fill up some time with one of my stories so here goes (chele, i'm only doing this cuz ari promised to post his tonight):


Three days after the senior prank (the in which the genius of yours truly nearly lost his ring in the school pool) it came to light that several females I knew had gotten some fairly incriminating photographs of me developed. It was through my vast network of spies and contacts that this information was funneled to me in a quick and secretive way. Okay, Linette bragged about to me and my friends that day at school. That is beside the point. Linette was a pretty little brunette, about 5'2" and weighin almost nothing. The fairly athletic type she was on the tennis team and took to wearing loose jeans and as little as possible up top to accentuate what breasts she did have. So she ran up, giggling furiously, told myself and the guys what she had, and told me if I wanted to get rid of them I'd have to pay the price. I was thinking great, I am doing her homework for the rest of the year. My friend Dean said he didn't think so. When I wasked why he just shook his head and grinned. I'm not sure if I was annoyed or relieved.

So that afternoon in fifth period, the only class I shared with Lin, she passed me a note saying to talk to her after school on the quad. I assented. When I arrived she simply told me to show up at her place after five and I had to bring a bottle of whiskey ith me. Was she secretly a lush and was going to feed her habit through me? I didn't like that idea one bit, so I bought a real small bottle of J.D, one of those you can't get more that four or five shots out of (I don't know exactly HOW many, I don't drink). The clerk asked me for ID so I had to pass an extra $20. Damn I hated buying alcohol... I never drank it and we always had to bribe this asshole. He was the only one who would do it dependably though. Grrr.

Anyway I show up at her house and knock. She answers and immediately asks for the bottle. I give it to her, she makes a face at the size but says come in. Her brother Jeremy walks out, I say "hi" he says "hi" and she gives him the bottle.

"Hey, this isn't a full bottle!", he immediately complains.

"Well that's just too bad bro, you never specified how much yo uwanted, just that you wanted a bottle. Now GET OUT!" Lin was obviously in control here and had had this planned.

After Jeremy left she went back to her room and crooked a finger to let me know I should follow. Her room was pretty standard stuff for a girl, band posters, som movies scattered here and there, a stereo with a bunch of pop music cd's, scrunchies scattered all over, a little white dresser with a larger than necessary mirror attached to the top of it, and that damn flufy bedspread and pillows that girls invariably seem to have. She takes out a pouch and shows me a bunch different pictures of me turning this way and that and finally running off behind a corner to escape the cameras... all naked. Buck Naked. GREAT.

"Now Jeff, I am doing something for you offering to give these back, to get them, you are going to have to do something for me.", Lin said mischievously.

"Alright shoot.", I said in surrender.

"Well first, you're going to have to take off your pants." WHAT??

"What?!?", I said in disbelief.

"You heard me, off with 'em."

Boy was I glad I had done my monthly underwear change that morning (j/k of course, I change my underwear every two weeks, once a month would be unsanitary ). So off came my pants, after my sneakers of course. Then she handed me a photo. It worked like that for all of my clothes and finally I was standing there in my skivvies.

"Okay, now your underwear, I'll give you two for them!", Lin exclaimed.

Thoroughly defeated now I divested myself of underwear and stood there hands defiantly on hips. If I were wiser (like I seem to think I am now), I would have noticed the slight flush to her face and the fact that her breathing had quickened. I just thought she thought it was funny. Then she blew me away.

"Okay Jeff, lay down on my bed.", she instructed.

'Huh?', I was thinking. As soon as I did so though, she stripped off her pants and panties and got up on the bed.

"Now if you can make me cum, I'll give you the rest of the pictures ok?" that said she straddled my face and held her pussy a few inches above my face. It was shiny and looked fairly wet.

'Holy shit!', I was thinking to myself, 'Is this supposed to be a punishment???? So I did what any red-blooded American male would do. I went to TOWN. I wrapped my arms around her thighs and pulled her down on to me. I didn't have much experience at that point, but what I lacked in skill I'd have to say I made up for in enthusiasm. I licked up, down, left, right, just on the surface, then pushing my tongue in as far as it would go. I kissed it like I was making out with her on Loseit Hill and then made like a cat and lapped. She started squirming and squealing and then I found out cute little Linette had a dirty goddamn mouth.

"Oh fuck Jeff! Lick me! Stick your tongue in my cunt! OHHH god yeah!", she was screaming, and more! This is the first time I'd had a very, I guess 'vocal' partner and so it only spurred me on all the more. This is also when I found out what a joy the clitoris is (btw-as all of you guys really should know, the clit is your FRIEND). I found this little hooded nub at the top of her slit, so I licked it. She made a huge gasp that sounded liek an inhaled scream, so I licked it again. Then I made a mistake. I stopped to see what effect it was having. Bad move.

Both her hands came down and grabbed me behind the ears and she yells in this nearly demonic voice (I swear she had extra decibels and a reverb effect), "Don't you stop now mother fucker! LICK IT!" and with that she buried my face in her pussy. I maneuvered around so I could find that nub again and licked it like it was the little buttin that could save the world, which for me it was, I could hardly breathe! It got a bit bigger, which surpised the hell out of me, and she got a whole lot squirmier, which was bad cuz started going all over the place. I got sick of that real quick. So I clamped down with my arms around her thighs and sucked it between my lips, then I gently (I already knew I didn't want to be too rough woth this thing) clamped my teeth around it and started flicking the tip of my tongue across it as fast as I could. Her hands shot out and gripped the top rail of her headboard and she immediately froze. These small choking noises were coming from her and she ground her hips downward.

After a good forty or fifty seconds of this she started panting and whimpering like she wss crying, and right about the time I was going to stop she threw her head back and screamed so piercingly I figured I didn't need eardrums anymore anyway. Then this flood of juices comes gushing out of her pussy, and so I do the only thing I can do, lick and swallow and fast as I can. She, eventually, stops screaming and starts yelling things like, "Lick my pussy! Lick it! Ohh fuck I'm cuuuuuumming!!! Stick your tongue in... yyyyesssss.......!" and the like, needless to say my already hard boner is throbbing painfully by now.

Eventually she climbs off of me and sits on the edge of her bed, shaking. I sit up and put an arm around her, hugging her. Frankly, I was hoping she wanted to go for soemthing further... no such luck today. She turns after a while and gives me a kiss, then get s up and starts to put her panties back on!

"But...", I whimpered pathetically, "but..I'm, and you..and", gesturing desperately at my twitching manhood.

"Oh, that's your punishment today.", she said wickedly, "You get to keep that. But you get to come back tomorrow to see if you can earn back the negatives." Negatives!!! "So no jerking off tonight honey, I'll know if you do!"

I didn't know if she could tell or not, but was I about to jeapordize that? ALMOST! Damn that was rough. I was so turned on it hurt, and she KNEW it. After she dressed, myself as well, she gave me the rest of the photos as promised. She kissed me again, and I tried to Get Her In The Mood by giving it my best. SHe was having none of that though.

"You might find your way into my pants tomorrow, but for now you have to leave, I have to call Christina and tell her how good you are at eating pussy.", and then she clsoed the door on me.

CALL CHRISTINA??? She was the girl I had trying to get to date me for the past three weeks and she was gonna call her and tell her I'd just been over here munching her like great chinese food!

'Fuck! I thought!... I am SO SCREWED!!!"


if only i knew...


,,,to be continued

P.S.-This is a true story from my errant childhood. Whether or not you choose to believe, well, that's your business.

 

[SexyChele]

Damn, Kitsuke! You already have MY vote for outdoing Ariosto!! Whew! Man, I need a break after that one!

Oh....and for a story like like? You are certainly forgiven, dear. If Ari doesn't post his story here tonight, I have ways of getting even with him.....

 

[tmuyo]

I was a newly deflowered 18 year old virgin. (OK, quit laughing...I really DID wait until I was 18!!) My boyfriend and I were still at the stage were we just wanted to fuck anywhere, anytime, and our friends teased us about always finding new places to sneak off together.

me and Cindy share your pain. change it to 19 for me and 20 for her though and it's dead on.

our friends would tease us so much, but then agin, THEY weren't getting any.....

funny how friends are fine with you till you start screwing around, then it's open season on the offending couple

 

[tmuyo]

CALL CHRISTINA??? She was the girl I had trying to get to date me for the past three weeks and she was gonna call her and tell her I'd just been over here munching her like great chinese food!

'Fuck! I thought!... I am SO SCREWED!!!"


if only i knew...

is there a girl like that in every fricking school?

mine was kelly b.
well, i'll let kitsuke win. i have some shame on one story thus far and i may or may not share it later. first time i was part of a foursome, and definitely a strange and surreal experience....