The OOC Club...come in from the heat

[MtnAngelWV]

Of course I will probably make this more confusing...it's a gift I have I was thinking about this blindfold thing...since we cannot see what is happening or know exactly which body part is being used, we can describe the sensations right? So if I say that "I feel something moist and wet on my breast, his hot breath contradicting with the cool night air." Would that pass the huh? test? And would it count as a body part? i.e. his mouth or lips or tongue...

Just want to make sure I know what the rules are? Thanks Xantham!!


<goes up to the jukebox and finds her favorite group...Train...selects the song "I Am" and wonders if someone will ask her to dance>

 

[afternooner]

< having long ago discarded his billboards Afternooner arrives dressed in a tux. Hearing music he glides across the floor and gathers Angel in his arms.

Can I have this dance and while we're at it lets discuss body parts, The leg bone.. connected to the hip bone... the hip bone connected... to the back bone... ect.

 

[Xantham]

My answer to you MtnAngel is that I would love to dance when afternooner is done with you, but only if we can dance close. Oh, and I am afraid the only body part mentioned in your post would be the breast. For the "moist and wet", it's not specific enough, though it seems to indicate his mouth, it really could be almost anything and the hot breath is not necessarily connected.

God, can't I do anything simple!!!! I am such a rules lawyer at times, I swear.

 

[SexyChele]

Xantham, I say leave the post as is. I think it's an excellent idea - yeah....I would, right?

Actually, being blindfolded simply highlights the feelings of the body, and one is more intuned with what is going on. And it is simple to tell what one is feeling, touching, licking while blindfolded - as long as it is part of the human body. Other things can get a little more complicated....

 

[Xantham]

Oh, I wasn't planning on changing my post Sexy! Though for you I might do almost anything We were just discussing how a sentence fell within my rules.

And since Angel is busy dancing with Afternooner, Can I have this dance with you?

 

[SexyChele]

Now that's an offer a girl just can't resist...

*sliding up to Xantham, taking his hand and leading him to the dance floor*

Just set the pace for me, babe, you know I'll follow...

 

[ariosto]

I step out for an evening and come back to find the whole club slow dancing. Here let's rock to Puccini. I think Mimi's aria in act 1 of LaBoheme would be just the thing....
Why is everyone looking at me that way?!

 

[afternooner]

I look up and see a lightbulb blinking rapidly above my head.

Ahh, an idea I declare. still thinking about body parts and holding several of Angels against several of mine, She has inspired me again! Thats why she gets my vote in the awards forum. Hey everyone I shout" vote for Angel!

Back to body parts and my discovery is this: five body parts is all I need to get zero if mine are all different from the others sooo I don't need to think of many words for the same part cause that just increases my chances of someone else duplicating me Duh...... the rest is all filler to give the story some substance,( Hopefully) and get to the min. 100 words. Just when I thought it was hopeless I give Angel a big kiss on her obicularis oris. love those muscles....

 

[Xantham]

*Slowly moving against SexyChele to the music*

Well, Ariosto, if you can find Puccini on that jukebox, then go for it. That thing has got to have a million selections.

*Intensifying the grind motion*

I don't know whatI've started here, but I must remember that this is a no-sex zone.

Afternooner, you've hit it right on the head. The whole idea in the first place was to get people to write creatively without using the same body part descriptions over and over again. My expectation is that the scores for any particular round should be from 0-5pts.

 

[SexyChele]

*matching grind for grind*

Maybe if we are REALLY subtle, Ariosto won't notice a thing....see how his eyes are closed listening to opera? Perfect opportunity to sneak in a freebie here or there...

*gives Xantham's ass a playful pinch, while smiling up at him*

 

[MtnAngelWV]

...my hands wrapped around Afternooner's neck, crawling into his hair, I whisper into his ear, "Thanks for the free PR. But thank you more for this wonderful slow dance." And since Chele has pointed out that ariosto's eyes are closed and not noticing us, I nip Afternooner's ear with the tip of my teeth, hopefully insipiring him to new heights.... <hmmm...someone needs to turn the AC up again>

Xantham you always invoke a good challenge!! Hopefully I will get A LOT less pts this time around....


This is the best Club I have ever been in...the company is the best

 

[ariosto]

Ariosto waking up from his operatic reverie notices that there is an awful lot of pinch and grab hug and fondle going on out there.
Waking over to the jukebox he makes another selection...

"OKAY EVERYBODY! another CONTEST!
Let's LIMBO!"

Chubby Checkers brilliant tenor voice floods the room...

"Who want's to be the pole!"

 

[BadForm]

Badform slowly licks a dribble of vodka back up the neck of the bottle and smiles.

Two questions, Xantham:

1) I believe you said round one is on now - which means that last set were a preliminary and so not counted. If this is so, is there any chance of posting them? We have some great writers here and I wouldn't mind seeing what they'd written.

2) Given we are bound, just how sexual counts as sexual? If "I feel something brush against my cheek" is the cheek a sexual body part or not? It COULD be argued that nothing sexual is happening to IT precisely (hell if your president Clinton can argue someone going down on him is not having sex....), but then again, the whole thing is sexual.

 

[MtnAngelWV]

Well, ariosto, in my experience all the guys here have their own quite impressive poles

 

[afternooner]

pole! theres another sexual word thanks Angel you're such an insiration Wait i already submitted my selection, did you get it Xantham?

pole...my immagination soars. help me Angel tell me about you 12 step program. Hello my name is afternooner and I am a sexaholic. Is that how it starts....Help!

 

[BadForm]

Well... I guess if your plan is to draw her out of there then she'd be awake, which would mean she wouldn't see the dreamscape (unless I'm misunderstanding and the dreamscape is visible to the awake). OK, I'll go with that. Heh, oddly enough, her falling asleep would SORT OF work as well, if you look at the changeling chans and which one comes out when sleeping...but that revelation is really for another time.

 

[MtnAngelWV]

I just love those play on words, Afternooner

That is a good start to the 12 step program...then you have to admit how your addiction affects your life...

Hi...My name is Angel and I am addcited to sex. The worst time was when my mother-in-law came to visit and I was too busy giving a hummer to hubby that I didn't notice her standing in the doorway! Then when I did notice her, I couldn't stop! Needless to say she never walks right in anymore!

I still want to know who is volunteering to be the pole for Limbo as I am in limbo waiting to slide under it!

Also, did I miss something? Have NO idea what BadForm is talking about. Cut me off from the alcohol please!

 

[ariosto]

Mixing Angel a Shirley Temple, Ariosto presents it to her with an offer to slip under his pole on any thread of her choice.

(I don't know what he's talking about either)

 

[BadForm]

Badform glances at the vodka bottle in his hand and wonders if its starting to affect him... As I think you can guess, my last post belonged on another thread. Sorry.

 

[tmuyo]

sexaholics anonymous

"hi, my name is tmuyo and i'm a sexaholic." looks at the understanding crowd and states "but my fiancee would never forgive me if i reformed. goodbye and i hope those who wish to get over it are able to do so."

books a flight to taiwan to be with his hunni bunni.

 

[afternooner]

Hi my name is afternooner and Im a sexaholic.(from the looks of my last post, maybe I have a drinking problem too, or I forgot to edit for the third time.

Following Angels advice I must tell all of you how my virtual life is messed up.....It's not because of sex, or lack of it. It's because I can't seem to get my pm box empty (did I say box.)...another sexual word. Oh heaven help me! send down an Angel. Not to save me from sex, but to tell me how to clean out my....little square container!

 

[MtnAngelWV]

<Placing Afternooner's head between my bosoms to comfort him...there there...it will all be okay...let Angel help you>

Ok...go into your control panel and then to Private Messages....click on all the little boxes next to each received PM and then click on delete at the right hand bottom of the PM register...now if you have none then you must switch to "Sent Messages"...you will find a little pull down box to the top right of the PM register...pull down and select the Sent Items option...now just click next to all of those little boxes to the left of each message and then click on delete! Let me know if this solves your problem Hun!! If not find me when I am online and we will go step by step through the process

<places a small kiss on his lips so he has the confidence to do the job well>

 

[afternooner]

enjoying the softness of Angels bosoms? afternooner wonders if there is such a thing as two (which of course would mean four acording to his funk and wagner dictionary)per person and why don't they call them pillows any way ....hey another sexual word.... May be now that I've straightend out my bo....little square thing. angel can lead me step by step to find my higher power.

 

[Xantham]

*Poof. Xantham reappears*

Hello all, having fun with lack of phone lines- should be corrected shortly. Just wanted to let you know I was still licking....err I mean kicking.

To catch up...

Bad Form: In the sentence, "I feel something brush up against my cheek" The cheek would be counted unless the rest of the story made it obvious that no sex acts were going on at that time. It would be assumed that the brushing against the cheek was part of foreplay. I will post anybody's first entry that wants it posted, but it is up to the author. So let me know.

Afternooner: I got your entry.

Everyone: I know it is a crazy time of year, I'm having lots of RL fun so I will extend the deadline For those who are counting, I only have two entries, Afternooner and Badform.

Chele: If it seems I've forgotten you on the dance floor, it is only because I was lost in the flood of hormones...err...emotions that being with you seems to cause me. I apologize for my boorish behavior and will endeavor to better myself.

I may be a bit spotty for the next couple of days until the phone thing sorts out. (Just moved myself again and waiting for line connection)

 

[ariosto]

Parlor game 1

This isn't really a contest it's more like a parlor game for all Sexaholics.
I make a flat statement:

Betty gave Bob a blow job.

Then you try to make it as florid (Baroque is a good word to use here) in one sentence as you can. And lets not use more that 3 adjectives or adverbs in a row.

So:

The provacative, curvacious, ubelievably desirable Elizabeth opened her full pouting lips, wetting them with her delicious tongue and slowly engorged the throbbing purple head of Roberts viril manhhod, refusing to release the pulsing shaft untill her mouth was full of his hot passion juice and it ran in rivers down her chin and throat.