The OOC Club...come in from the heat

[Xantham]

Ok.

I only got five entries, but I figured I'd tally stuff up so far and see how things were going. this is not a final count, yet, because I still hope a few more entries come in.

A few thoughts, though I said a minimum of 5 body parts used in sex, most of the entries had many many more. Only BadForm used just 5. Hence the score:

BadForm: 0 pts
Honey_B: 5 pts
SexyChele: 12 pts
Ariosto: 13 pts
MtnAngelWV: 15 pts


I think the scores also indicate a little which people were using similar terms.

 

[BadForm]

Badform raises his bottle in salute to all fellow competitors. He is right, though a purely sexual post, I did use exactly 5 body parts, and several of them I could have not used without damaging the story at all. That is one thing which I feel many people forget: sometimes you do not need to state which body part is involved. As an example 'felt the length of him slide through her heat' involves NO body parts, but is obvious in its meaning (and could be tidied up to be more pleasant to read). Oh, and that was 5 body parts in 170 words, I believe.

 

[ariosto]

Congratulations BadForm and to all the rest who contributed to Xantham's contest.

I've aleady recieved a vote via PM for my FlashStory contest. Everyone is welcome to vote at any time though I wanted to get the entries a little more organized for your benefit. I have withdrawn my entry so you can send your votes in the form of PMs to me. Lets leave the voting open until midnight tomorrow (Friday).

 

[afternooner]

< A very red faced afternooner sneaks in. He,s discarded his billboard signs and is dressed modestly in his pjs, the ones with the feet in>


Sorry I missed your contest X, must have overslept does this mean I'm out of the running for the next scene?


<zzzzzzzzzzzz falling asleep in the corner teady bear in one hand blankee in other, sucking thumb contentedly.>

 

[tmuyo]

tmuyo enters. quietly exchanges apologies with ariosto and shakes his hand as a way to formalize their peace between one another.

makes a slow methodical walk to the window and leaps out.

those in the room just stare at the window.......

 

[Fly_on_the_Wall]

Hurray

Props to you, tmuyo for shaking hands.

Now, as Neville Chamberlin once said, I have achieved "peace in our time!"

 

[Xantham]

afternooner, I am hoping that you will still send in your entry for the first one. I'm not worried about deadlines. This ain't work, this is fun.

Hey Tmuyo....too late, there he goes again. If you can hear my voice outside the window there, I have no problem waiting a little if you want to enter, too.

Hey Ari...I forget...Are we voting for best overall or best from the opposite sex?

 

[tmuyo]

"sorry x!" i call from outside

"i don't think it would be fair because i've seen the other entries, so it would be easy to cheat and win, although i'm no cheater i think bad form did do the best upon your point system. maybe another time, another contest." tmuyo walks off into the now setting sun.

 

[ariosto]

VOTING

WE only have 5 votes so far.
The men vote on the ladies entries and vice-versa. My attempts to post a complete list of the entries are foundering on the rocks of RL time comittments.
You may have to go back a page or two to find them.
Voting closes at Midnight...please PM me your choice.

 

[ariosto]

I did it!

Honey delicately presents her entry for ariosto's devilish contest...Honey-B
A lady; fragile, feminine, tender. Her glasses on the floor, the wine, conspiring to blur the edges. Her tongue on his nipples. Getting lost in his smell. Her mouth across his chest, under his arm. Overwhelmed, biting, desperately hot in all of her clothes. She lays on the mattress. Leather pants, panties sticky with need, tightening bra, complicated buttons, jewelry, hair pins, shackles, fears, conventions, guilt, religion. Needing to be released. He was thin and handsome, the lover of her dreams. Red nails across all of his beautiful skin. Suddenly it was too much. "Please..." Her seams tear, bodies meet.

my first ariosto entry(wait, maybe I should rephrase that) ...Mars99 (
Upturned ass, parted slightly, breasts unbound, muffled cries into the pillow...tongue teasing, probing, prodding your clitoris, moaning softly...sucking, sucking harder, longer, languid strokes across your hardened jewel...tongue inside your velvet box, finger sliding in, twisting, turning, coaxing you to cum....entering you slowly from behind, penis coming home to your vagina, teasing, thrusting, thrusting harder, faster, deeper, groaning loudly, getting closer, crying out your name...Oh God! Cumming!....body shutters, shakes, intrepid ecstacy, all consuming fire in our souls, holding up your quaking body, letting all your passions drain....laying down, holding you, kissing you, loving you.

Submitted for Review ....Sexy Chele
The blindfold encloses her world in darkness. Her wrists are bound behind at her lower back. His hands spread cool wet lubricant to her rosebud, and the egg slips in painlessly. The smooth feel of leather engulfs her sex, as he secures her chastity device in place, preventing her ultimate release. His hands guide her to a chair, her legs are secured. He presses against her lips, she opens, and feels the gag fill her mouth. The egg begins to buzz, and she hears only her own breathing. Does she sit alone? Or does he watch? Will others be present?

Entry for 100 word contest ... Xantham
He watched her outline through the shower glass. She was a delicate creature, lithe with just a dollop of curves in the right places. Steam flowed out as he opened the door to join her. Their bodies joined under the rush of water, first tenderly, then frenzied with need as their passion erupted. The bodies blended together, mouth to mouth, chest against marvelous chest, cock imbedded deep into the warm flowering depths of her pussy. As the water turned cold, the heat of their need drove them to release. Shower done, passion cooled, they spoke. "Hi, I'm Mary." "I'm Jim."

Entry for Ari's contest ...Afternooner
She yawns rolls over and feels for my morning erection. She knows it's there it always is. she smiles and taking my hand places it softly on her fragrant mound, dewy from dreams unknown. Her eyes light up as I rise above her and place a pillow beneath her, just below her waist .My hands, fingers splayed, spread the dewy folds that guard her portal. She smiles again and grasping my pulsing cock starts it's journey. Inward, upward it glides untill it rests enveloped in a place that some call heaven. I can think of no beter place to be.
Last edited by afternooner on 06-30-2001 at 02:16 AM

Entry for ariosto's contest ...MtnAngelWV
He stood naked in the doorway with hands pressed againstthe frame. His eyes beckoned her as she glided across the room. In one fluid movement she knelt at his feet ready to worship him. She looked up at him in awe of his masculinity. Their gazes locked as she slipped her tongue between her crimson lips. Having found its target, her tongue licked his erection as if it were an ice cream cone melting under the fiery summer sun. When the bead slipped out of the opening, she spread it over her mouth, savoring its bittersweet essence.

How's this ariosto ...Fly on the Wall
My bride lies before me. The slip is hiked up, panties expossed. A quick pounce, I'm on top. Our lips connect, tongues interlock. I suck her succulent breasts, the bodice of her dress having been swiftly split down the front. Knowing that we both want more, I slip a hand down and vigerously stroke her clit. Her eyes say yes, I take the lead. In the next instance, she coos as her panties are ripped away and I enter her temple. Our bodies connect, our souls combine, we, who were two halves become one as we climax in synchronistic singularity.

A duet for Flute...BadForm
A flute rested against her mouth as she played one of her tribe’s holy pieces: Song of the Mountain. She would not miss a note. She never did, despite everything. I sat beneath her long silk skirt. As music flowed around me, I concentrated my tongue upon her tender clitoris, trying to make her falter in passion. She concentrated harder as the tempo built. I worked my finger rhythmically against her anus, opening her like a flower. Finally, with a final note of perfect pitch and duration, she came. I tasted the sweetness of music on my tongue and sighed.

 

[ariosto]

The Winners Are!

FLASH FICTION WINNERS!

Congratulations to our winners...

Honey-B won for the Ladies and recieves the Official OOC Sex Goddess of the Summer award.

Xantham won for the Gentlemen and recieves the Official OOC Sex God of the Summer award.

Did we not also say something about our winners getting to star together in their own thread?

 

[tmuyo]

whoops....

xanthem is a guy!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
this whole time i've been thinking he was a she....oops. sorry x.

 

[MtnAngelWV]

Congrats to Honey and Xantham They were definitely wonderfully written posts!! Cannot wait to read the thread they do together!!

 

[Fly_on_the_Wall]

Congrads To Honey_B

I would like to take a moment to say a few words and to thank everybody who voted for my lovely wife, Honey_B. She puts a lot of work as well as her heart and soul into her writing and the appreciation means so much to her.

I hope you all enjoy reading her future postings as much as you enjoyed her contest entry.

Thanks Everyone,
Fly_on_the_Wall

 

[Honey_B]

All right, Fly is getting some tonight. Sorry, guys and gals, he's the only one I can thank personally. I want to say thanks to everyone, though. *blush*

"You like me, you really like me!" Shut up Sally!

Anyway, I hope I can still claim my prize when I get back.

 

[SexyChele]

Just Congrats

Just wanted to wish a big C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S to all the winners - BadForm, Honey_B, and Xantham - you gus and gals were great!

But, I don't know about anybody else, I thought it was fun (even if I did miss Xantham's original deadline - and he was sweet enough to let me in anyway....SMOOCH, sweetie!), and maybe we can do something like this again sometime.

God, I sound like a one-night stand!

 

[BadForm]

Thanks guys, and congrats to Xantham and Honey_B. Truly beautiful stories. One thing I would like to ask, tho, is are you going to post the entries to your comp, Xan? Or are they being kept for further rounds or something?

 

[Xantham]

Sorry guys, I disappeared for several days for RL reasons.

First: Thank you very much, those of you who voted for me! Since I didn't get a chance to vote before I dropped off the map for a few days, I feel bad. But since I was probably going to vote for Honey, I don't feel quite so bad.

Second: I will tally afternooner into my contest tomorrow and set up the second round. I decided not to post the entried in order to keep people from seeing patterns. I will post the best (in my poor deluded estimation) when the contest is over. I am thinking 3 rounds.

 

[Xantham]

New Results

Ok two things have become painfully clear after round one of the competition. First, I was not very exacting in specifications, so people didn't quite understand me fully when they entered. The exception being BadForm. (And I'm not sure it's a compliment to say that he understands my mind--we could just be on the same staticcy off-the-dial channel)

Second, people here seem to be fairly united in their contempt for adult films

Ok, here's my dilemna, I can go right to a second round with Bad Form leading by what is probably an insurmountable edge, or I can start a new "first" round with all scores wiped and BadForm called the winner of the "Xantham's brain didn't look all that murky to me" Contest.

But at any rate here are the adjusted scores to include afternooner's entry:

BadForm: 0
HoneyB: 5
Ariosto: 17
SexyChele: 18
MtnAngelWV: 22
Afternooner: 22


Let me know what you guys would like to see.

 

[Guest]

Can you please restate the rules on this page Xantham, so we dont have to scroll way back to find them?

 

[BadForm]

Hmmm... Given the limited number of entrants, Xantham, I think two things are clear. First, that was a practice round. The only person who has any chance of catching me is Honeyb (5 points), and with 3 rounds and only needing to include 5 body parts per post, that's unlikely. Secondly, it may be worth your while making the competition more difficult. That's a touchy point, as a more difficult test may drive contestants away, but I would suggest that I can readily list 15 words for body parts which others are extremely unlikely to use. Just look at the ones I used in the last post, to see how easy that is if trying - not many people think of 'love-handles' as a sexual body part, for instance. I think it takes someone who appreciates a big woman, and has seen the bumper sticker "The love-handles are for your safety. Please hold on throughout the ride" to even think like that...

 

[SexyChele]

Ok, Xantham.....I hate to see what should be just a friendly little game turn into some stiff, complicated thing that only a few people feel qualified to join. I would say use the KISS principle here. Keeping it simple will let everyone join - maybe even some new people who maybe don't feel they are "up to par". I know I felt like that not too long ago.

As for this last contest. Well.....when I look at the scores (not having seen what anybody else wrote), I would say there was probably a good of confusion regarding the rules. I can only speak for myself, but I know I had several quetions but working against the deadline like I was, didn't have time to ask them to be sure of what I was doing.

For example....my biggest question was...you said "body parts". Well, that could be an arm, a leg, a nose, even a strand of hair. I wasn't certain if you had meant a body part that is, under normal circumstances, considered a "sexual" part....or just any ol' body part. That can make a big difference in scoring. And I think that's where I made my biggest mistake, cause I went with the "sexual" idea, and I think you may have been looking at ANY body part. But then again....I may be wrong. That's what I mean when I said I was confused....

But I would say keep it simple....easier for more people to join, and less confusion among the participants.

 

[BadForm]

You're probably right about the difficulty thing, Sexychele. I was just trying to think of some way to make it harder on Honey and I, but I don't think any handicapping system can be used. As to body parts, the idea was to use 5 body parts sexually, any body parts but must be used sexually.

 

[tmuyo]

strolls in....

oro? what's going on in here....? all this contest stuff is too confusing. grabs a glass of merlot and sits down.

the people that notice me are curious why i have alcohol after my non-alcohol proclamation. (well, if it's rp then whatever. it's not real life so i am not going to suffeer from problems later).

 

[Xantham]

Ok, I see the contest has gotten more complicated that I thought. I will repost the rules and start a new, unblemished contest.

The Rules:
1. Min 100 words, Min 5 body parts used in sex.
2. Each time you use a body part above you score points according to how frequently that part is used. Your first use is 0pts, second is 1pt, third and beyond, doubles the points, i.e. 2,4,8,16,... Every time you use a word that someone else uses you score 1 additional point. (If 3 people use the word 'dick' then each of those three people get 2pts added to their score because each person used a word that 2 other people used.)
3. Words that count are any body part that is used in a sexual manner. In the following sentence: "I slid my finger into her pussy as she wrapped her hand around my cock and licked it with her tongue." the following words are counted: Finger, Pussy, Hand, Cock, Tongue. Each are used in a sexual manner. In the following sentence: "His hand massaged my breast until the alarm went off and he reached over with his hand to turn it off." The following words are counted: Hand (once), Breast. The first use of the hand is in a sexual manner, the second use--turning off the alarm--is non-sexual, so it is not counted. Lastly, pronouns are never counted--even possesive ones, therefore "He handled himself until it was hard." has no words that count.
4. Words used to describe body parts must pass the huh!?! test. If I read the description and go Huh!?! because I can't figure it out fairly easily, then it doesn't count towards your 5 part minimum. I know this is somewhat subjective, but I think I'm pretty reasonable.

Hints:
Keep your word count low, it helps.
Though some of your stories have been good, there are no bonuses for great writing. So don't worry too much about faulty storylines.

Whew! Ok, them there's the rules, any questions?

Round one will begin now and end Sat 14th midnight EDT.

The set-up: You and your lover have decided to play a game. He/she has tied your arms to the bedposts and blindfolded you. Your quick story must begin with you tied and blindfolded.