The Parking Lot

[annaswirls]

I tend to stay away from anything full of additives and over-processed.

are we talking food or people here

heehee

 

[Tathagata]

Hush you! I don't want his lawyer conducting discovery on my Bath and Body Works purchases for the past two years. I swear that'll be next. An inquisition over soap.

We didn't see Borat. We watched the guy from it (Sasha what's-his-name) on The Tonight Show. It was the night he was on with Martha Stewart; it got some press for a few days. I just recall that we looked at each other and said "He's funny? Why do people think he's funny?"

Tell him they don't have soap in Maine so you have to buy the Bath and Bodyworks stuff
Sounds like he'd believe that.



How many incarnations of Jose Jimenez do we need?



Oh and Eve, someone beat me to the " Dead Man's Underpants" poem
I'm sure it's better than what I would have come up with
so to speak

 

[WickedEve]

good girl! that is much better.

hmm...maybe I should start "the playpen."

I cannot believe you just called me a bus.

and leave the fetus out of it. besides it is probabally all your fault I am in this state! did you put a curse on me with one of your godforsaken voodu fertility dolls???


oop sorry too many words.

nice kitty!

After I wrote this, I thought, "Oh, no. I bet she's going to say something about being called a bus." lol You're not a bus! A minivan, maybe. A comfortable, roomy auto. You're with child. It's okay to be roomy.

 

[WickedEve]

Oh and Eve, someone beat me to the " Dead Man's Underpants" poem
I'm sure it's better than what I would have come up with
so to speak

I saw it this morning! Risia is good!

"someone beat me to the dead man's underpants" Sig line potential...

 

[unpredictablebijou]

"Fetus bus" killed me. I took it as a philosophy, not a physical reference. Anna, I'm sure you're quite beautiful and not at all bus-like right now. I know it feels kinda like that, though...


phooey. I was going to take a shot at the dead man's underpants, as it were. Although 'Dead Man's Grunders' has a certain ring too, and some rhyming potential...

bj

 

[normal jean]

are we talking food or people here

heehee

we're talking food

 

[normal jean]

"Fetus bus" killed me. I took it as a philosophy, not a physical reference. Anna, I'm sure you're quite beautiful and not at all bus-like right now. I know it feels kinda like that, though...


phooey. I was going to take a shot at the dead man's underpants, as it were. Although 'Dead Man's Grunders' has a certain ring too, and some rhyming potential...

bj

hell, you can still do dead man's underpants. or how bout, his matching panties? When I first came here i was confused as hell, seeing 20 poems or more all with the same title. That would have been a good challenge title.

I think Dark Feel.... was the first one I came across. Some of those were excellent. Especially Cordelia's and Darkmaas' take on the title.


oh yeah, what's a "grunder"?

 

[WickedEve]

hell, you can still do dead man's underpants. or how bout, his matching panties? When I first came here i was confused as hell, seeing 20 poems or more all with the same title. That would have been a good challenge title.

I think Dark Feel.... was the first one I came across. Some of those were excellent. Especially Cordelia's and Darkmaas' take on the title.


oh yeah, what's a "grunder"?

How about dead man's underpants found on the back of a fetus bus?

And I really wasn't referring to size in my original statement about the bus. I've been there twice, with my little passengers on board. Though with my second one, I did kind of look like a charter bus. 10 pounds and 10 ounces of baby...

 

[annaswirls]

After I wrote this, I thought, "Oh, no. I bet she's going to say something about being called a bus." lol You're not a bus! A minivan, maybe. A comfortable, roomy auto. You're with child. It's okay to be roomy.

come on catlady, I knew what you meant I am trying to at least PRETEND fight--- I thought you were going to kick me to the playpen

by the way, I look more like a VW beetle sitting on top of a bus.

 

[normal jean]

come on catlady, I knew what you meant I am trying to at least PRETEND fight--- I thought you were going to kick me to the playpen

by the way, I look more like a VW beetle sitting on top of a bus.

I read about a pregnant lady selling advert space on her belly. That was kinda cute and someone actually paid her to run around with her tummy painted.

 

[WickedEve]

come on catlady, I knew what you meant I am trying to at least PRETEND fight--- I thought you were going to kick me to the playpen

by the way, I look more like a VW beetle sitting on top of a bus.

Well, I did pretend to walk up behind you and stick a sign on your back that said, "Next Stop, Wichita Falls!"

 

[unpredictablebijou]

hell, you can still do dead man's underpants. or how bout, his matching panties? When I first came here i was confused as hell, seeing 20 poems or more all with the same title. That would have been a good challenge title.

I think Dark Feel.... was the first one I came across. Some of those were excellent. Especially Cordelia's and Darkmaas' take on the title.


oh yeah, what's a "grunder"?

It's the most hilarious slang term for underwear I ever learned. Some chick I knew back in college had grown up with that; her whole family used it. As in, 'Do you have any grunders for the laundry?'

Everybody at my house uses it now.

like, "hey. yer not wearin' any grunders, are ya?"
"Nope. I'm goin' commando."

It's a household full of adults, but you wouldn't know it from the behavior.

bj

 

[normal jean]

It's the most hilarious slang term for underwear I ever learned. Some chick I knew back in college had grown up with that; her whole family used it. As in, 'Do you have any grunders for the laundry?'

Everybody at my house uses it now.

like, "hey. yer not wearin' any grunders, are ya?"
"Nope. I'm goin' commando."

It's a household full of adults, but you wouldn't know it from the behavior.

bj

that is unusual, to say the least. at first I thought you meant "grinders". I won't say why I thought you meant grinders

Hey Eve, My pussy says Hi to your pussy

anna, bj, where are yours? huh huh?

 

[annaswirls]

that is unusual, to say the least. at first I thought you meant "grinders". I won't say why I thought you meant grinders

Hey Eve, My pussy says Hi to your pussy

anna, bj, where are yours? huh huh?

our grunders?

maybe I could sell ad space on my grunders.....

 

[annaswirls]

It's the most hilarious slang term for underwear I ever learned. Some chick I knew back in college had grown up with that; her whole family used it. As in, 'Do you have any grunders for the laundry?'

Everybody at my house uses it now.

like, "hey. yer not wearin' any grunders, are ya?"
"Nope. I'm goin' commando."

It's a household full of adults, but you wouldn't know it from the behavior.

bj

for some strange reason, the childhood rhyme is going through my head

who took the grunders from the grunder drawer?
who me?
yeah you
couldn't be
then who?

Jean took the grunders from the grunder drawer....


I know it has no humor value or intellectual power, but it is all I gots here. Home sick with two kiddos losing my mind

 

[unpredictablebijou]

that is unusual, to say the least. at first I thought you meant "grinders". I won't say why I thought you meant grinders

Hey Eve, My pussy says Hi to your pussy

anna, bj, where are yours? huh huh?

Mine's out running around. Here's a pic.

I have several, actually.

bj

 

[normal jean]

our grunders?

maybe I could sell ad space on my grunders.....

no, you silly dork

your PUSSY!

dont you have a pussy? oh! you have a puppy, how is the little devil. Did you raise her right?

 

[normal jean]

Mine's out running around. Here's a pic.

I have several, actually.

bj

awwww, a belly rubber! My other one is like that. Nick will just lie there and be precious. In fact, if he even hears teh word precious, he lays down, roills over and yowls.

He is mostly Maine coon and has such a loud voice. Sophie is the one with her tongue stuck out. Her dad was Himalayan and her mom was a solid blue-grey mystery cat I picked up at the recycle station.

Thank you for showing me your kitty

 

[annaswirls]

no, you silly dork

your PUSSY!

dont you have a pussy? oh! you have a puppy, how is the little devil. Did you raise her right?

I stopped showing my pussy about 7 months ago.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

awwww, a belly rubber! My other one is like that. Nick will just lie there and be precious. In fact, if he even hears teh word precious, he lays down, roills over and yowls.

He is mostly Maine coon and has such a loud voice. Sophie is the one with her tongue stuck out. Her dad was Himalayan and her mom was a solid blue-grey mystery cat I picked up at the recycle station.

Thank you for showing me your kitty

he actually sleeps that way. He's one of the shop cats. Extremely relaxed guy. Sometimes people ask if he's alive. I say yes, he's just very, very mellow.

bj

 

[Liar]

Is this a pussy thread now?

 

[annaswirls]

Is this a pussy thread now?

very distinguished pussy!

 

[normal jean]

he actually sleeps that way. He's one of the shop cats. Extremely relaxed guy. Sometimes people ask if he's alive. I say yes, he's just very, very mellow.

bj

I bought a pair of work shoes for my last job and on the box, it said Restaurant Approved.

I left the box out and next morning, Nick was sound asleep in it. And on the front was that tag, Restaurant Approved. I wish I had a pic of that.

There is a hilarious website called stuffonmycat.com and people send in thousands of pics of their cats, with stuff on them. Anything you might imagine and the felines just sit there and take it, lol.

It was so funny. It still is.

 

[twelveoone]

You're both full of it and I want my canned ham!

And what about you? You've written a ton great poems and been accepted into very fine poetry e-zines! You should have the canned ham.

round of canned hams for everyone

 

[WickedEve]

A little bird told me that someone was looking for a parking lot.