The Parking Lot

[WickedEve]

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glad you said it, she doesnt believe some of us...

You're both full of it and I want my canned ham!

And what about you? You've written a ton great poems and been accepted into very fine poetry e-zines! You should have the canned ham.

 

[Angeline]

You're both full of it and I want my canned ham!

And what about you? You've written a ton great poems and been accepted into very fine poetry e-zines! You should have the canned ham.

What about me damnit! I've written a ton of great poems and been accepted into very fine poetry ezines, right????

Oh. I'm not allowed to have a canned ham.

Mr. Ex called to shriek at me last night (I hung up on him) and told me he's having his lawyer do discovery to make me reveal my poetry earnings. The ones I'm hiding from him. Hee hee hee.

Do I have to give him half of my copy of Barking Dogs?

 

[WickedEve]

What about me damnit! I've written a ton of great poems and been accepted into very fine poetry ezines, right????

Oh. I'm not allowed to have a canned ham.

Mr. Ex called to shriek at me last night (I hung up on him) and told me he's having his lawyer do discovery to make me reveal my poetry earnings. The ones I'm hiding from him. Hee hee hee.

Do I have to give him half of my copy of Barking Dogs?

You have poetry earnings and you want a canned ham?

The greed.

The greed.

 

[Angeline]

You have poetry earnings and you want a canned ham?

The greed.

The greed.

And he already got my Literotica leather portfolio that I won for best dirty poem of 2002. Or 2003....

Well I left it in the house when I moved here--to Maine, not Literotica. I don't live in Literotica. Yet.

I don't want ham. I want a canned kosher chicken. Or a nice brisket, not too fatty.

 

[WickedEve]

And he already got my Literotica leather portfolio that I won for best dirty poem of 2002. Or 2003....

Well I left it in the house when I moved here--to Maine, not Literotica. I don't live in Literotica. Yet.

I don't want ham. I want a canned kosher chicken. Or a nice brisket, not too fatty.

He has the leather portfolio? I could send you my literotica pen that I got for most influential dildo queen/poet of 2000 something. Give that to him as part of the settlement.
When bob bob and I split up, we didn't have much to fight over. I promised to bag up his underwear and return it. That was five years ago. Last week I found an old pair of paisley boxers in the storage building. I had several choices, sick as this sounds: 1. give them to his widow 2. leave them on his... final resting place 3. use them for a dust rag.
I picked #3
Well, what was I suppose to do with a dead man's underpants?

god, please forgive me for being so dark and creepy. I just can't help myself anymore.

 

[Angeline]

He has the leather portfolio? I could send you my literotica pen that I got for most influential dildo queen/poet of 2000 something. Give that to him as part of the settlement.
When bob bob and I split up, we didn't have much to fight over. I promised to bag up his underwear and return it. That was five years ago. Last week I found an old pair of paisley boxers in the storage building. I had several choices, sick as this sounds: 1. give them to his widow 2. leave them on his... final resting place 3. use them for a dust rag.
I picked #3
Well, what was I suppose to do with a dead man's underpants?

god, please forgive me for being so dark and creepy. I just can't help myself anymore.

Didn't the underwear have value? Could his widow do discovery and then sue you for hiding the value or the underwear or both?

I can't wait for Mr. Ex to tell his lawyer he wants to research my secret poetry earnings. Why can't he just pay me $375 an hour to give him the list of publications? Maybe he wants half of my rejection letters or half of the ones that say I'm on the right track (that would be one, lol).

Dead Man's Underpants is a pretty good title for a poem. Not that I'm writing it. Who would pay me for that?

 

[WickedEve]

Didn't the underwear have value? Could his widow do discovery and then sue you for hiding the value or the underwear or both?

I can't wait for Mr. Ex to tell his lawyer he wants to research my secret poetry earnings. Why can't he just pay me $375 an hour to give him the list of publications? Maybe he wants half of my rejection letters or half of the ones that say I'm on the right track (that would be one, lol).

Dead Man's Underpants is a pretty good title for a poem. Not that I'm writing it. Who would pay me for that?

Maybe you won't write it, but I'm waiting for someone to write it. We have a few poetic nuts around here...

Is that idiot actually trying to see if you have money (more than a few bucks) from writing poetry?

 

[Angeline]

Maybe you won't write it, but I'm waiting for someone to write it. We have a few poetic nuts around here...

Is that idiot actually trying to see if you have money (more than a few bucks) from writing poetry?

He is! Can you believe it? He always suspects me of lies and plots. Deep dark poetry plots.

Oh well. At least the phone call provided some comic relief from the misery of watching the Red Sox lose--again--last night.

 

[WickedEve]

He is! Can you believe it? He always suspects me of lies and plots. Deep dark poetry plots.

Oh well. At least the phone call provided some comic relief from the misery of watching the Red Sox lose--again--last night.

Red Sox?
Oh, those guys.
Football or baseball?
I swear, I don't know. I don't watch sports.

 

[Angeline]

Red Sox?
Oh, those guys.
Football or baseball?
I swear, I don't know. I don't watch sports.

Baseball. I love baseball. I despise football, much to eagleyez's disappointment lol.

 

[Tathagata]

Maybe you won't write it, but I'm waiting for someone to write it. We have a few poetic nuts around here...

Is that idiot actually trying to see if you have money (more than a few bucks) from writing poetry?

My ears were burning


Hey Eve nice sig line, or cig line

 

[Tathagata]

Oh well. At least the phone call provided some comic relief from the misery of watching the Red Sox lose--again--last night.

This isn't the year
but I'll watch anyway

Ortiz, Manny , Lowell
why would you break up that trio?

 

[WickedEve]

My ears were burning


Hey Eve nice sig line, or cig line

Yeah, someone suggested that I use it.

 

[Tathagata]

Yeah, someone suggested that I use it.

Sick bastard

 

[WickedEve]

Sick bastard

Fleas. I think the insanity associated with an untreated flea outbreak is what caused the sick suggestion. Or I'm just making excuses for the sick bastard.

 

[Tathagata]

Fleas. I think the insanity associated with an untreated flea outbreak is what caused the sick suggestion. Or I'm just making excuses for the sick bastard.

flea outbreak
flee break out
you poets, always with the double meanings
sheesh

 

[Angeline]

This isn't the year
but I'll watch anyway

Ortiz, Manny , Lowell
why would you break up that trio?

It makes no sense to me either, dear one. Lowell had a great year in 06 and again this year. Do they think he's two old for a big paycheck? And the one, two, three punch of having to get around that trio is powerful.

But what do I know? I'm depressed I can't find the millions I've made from poetry. So secret even I can't find it.

 

[Tathagata]

It makes no sense to me either, dear one. Lowell had a great year in 06 and again this year. Do they think he's two old for a big paycheck? And the one, two, three punch of having to get around that trio is powerful.

But what do I know? I'm depressed I can't find the millions I've made from poetry. So secret even I can't find it.

I think he'll want more than a year
and it will depend on what he wants and how long he wants
I'd love to see him finish his career here
I bet a lot of other people would too
who knows?
this is the anxiety called Red Sox


You spent it on Chinese food and bath products


I'm off to watch a movie

By the way " Borat" had about 5 great lines in it and I laughed out loud once
I don't get what the big deal was

 

[Angeline]

I think he'll want more than a year
and it will depend on what he wants and how long he wants
I'd love to see him finish his career here
I bet a lot of other people would too
who knows?
this is the anxiety called Red Sox


You spent it on Chinese food and bath products


I'm off to watch a movie

By the way " Borat" had about 5 great lines in it and I laughed out loud once
I don't get what the big deal was

Hush you! I don't want his lawyer conducting discovery on my Bath and Body Works purchases for the past two years. I swear that'll be next. An inquisition over soap.

We didn't see Borat. We watched the guy from it (Sasha what's-his-name) on The Tonight Show. It was the night he was on with Martha Stewart; it got some press for a few days. I just recall that we looked at each other and said "He's funny? Why do people think he's funny?"

 

[annaswirls]

hey-- don't y'all remember, this is the parking lot! Kindly take your baseball and happy kitty talk somewhere nice, like maybe the soda shop. Do they still have soda shops?

I might be afraid to meet Eve there, though, soemthing about broken bottles of snapple....

 

[WickedEve]

hey-- don't y'all remember, this is the parking lot! Kindly take your baseball and happy kitty talk somewhere nice, like maybe the soda shop. Do they still have soda shops?

I might be afraid to meet Eve there, though, soemthing about broken bottles of snapple....

Hey, park your fetus bus somewhere else. This is the hardcore parking lot! See my kitty av? Kitty is high on organic nip.

 

[normal jean]

You're both full of it and I want my canned ham!

And what about you? You've written a ton great poems and been accepted into very fine poetry e-zines! You should have the canned ham.

Well, I appreciate the kindness, but I don't eat ham. It makes me swell up and feel really sick to my stomach.

 

[WickedEve]

Well, I appreciate the kindness, but I don't eat ham. It makes me swell up and feel really sick to my stomach.

How about bacon?

 

[normal jean]

How about bacon?

sometimes,i f it doesnt have any artificial smoke flavor. I tend to stay away from anything full of additives and over-processed. i guess bacon is a guilty pleasure

 

[annaswirls]

Hey, park your fetus bus somewhere else. This is the hardcore parking lot! See my kitty av? Kitty is high on organic nip.

good girl! that is much better.

hmm...maybe I should start "the playpen."

I cannot believe you just called me a bus.

and leave the fetus out of it. besides it is probabally all your fault I am in this state! did you put a curse on me with one of your godforsaken voodu fertility dolls???


oop sorry too many words.

nice kitty!