The Parking Lot

[Angeline]

I have no idea what's going on, but I'm just attempting to be respectful.

Yes, soda would be great. Popcorn?

Lol. To me? Sorry, I only want respect from alts.

Hmmm. Popcorn before my morning coffee? Ah what the heck.

 

[WickedEve]

Lol. To me? Sorry, I only want respect from alts.

Hmmm. Popcorn before my morning coffee? Ah what the heck.

Make it plain. You know the butter is fattening.

 

[Recidiva]

Lol. To me? Sorry, I only want respect from alts.

Hmmm. Popcorn before my morning coffee? Ah what the heck.

Oh, no, you've earned my respect. You could shred me should you choose within a sentence. No contest. You win. You can have my popcorn, honest.

Don't hurt me!

But then, I know that because I can read.

 

[Angeline]

Oh, no, you've earned my respect. You could shred me should you choose within a sentence. No contest. You win. You can have my popcorn, honest.

Don't hurt me!

But then, I know that because I can read.

I love you, too. By the way, want to be in the oval? We used to be an inner circle, but that was too common. I'm not sure who else is there besides Eve and Lauren, but they don't have popcorn.

So who are your favorite poets? Do you ever write poetry? Oh we're supposed to be fighting. Grrrr. Bitch!

 

[Recidiva]

I love you, too. By the way, want to be in the oval? We used to be an inner circle, but that was too common. I'm not sure who else is there besides Eve and Lauren, but they don't have popcorn.

So who are your favorite poets? Do you ever write poetry? Oh we're supposed to be fighting. Grrrr. Bitch!

Oh, that'd be great. I would even love being in an undefined parallelogram of sorts. Anything to run with the cool kids. I have more popcorn, too.

Cavafy. I looooove Cavafy.

I write, but it's often very bad. I should put more humor into the poetry, but then it turns into prose. So I do prose. I have a few poems up, but they're those "I squoze my heart out into a cup for you to drink" thingies. Lots of pulp. Possibly high in cholesterol.

Oh. Right. I hate you. You're soooo...fucked up. And shit.

 

[Eluard]

Well maybe you can ask other people here or if you go to any other forums, check there. Nobody ever told me that either, but I've always assumed that if someone is using an alt there's a reason and I try to respect it. I don't think that sort of thing is inner circle knowledge; seems like a no brainer to me.

It doesn't seem at all obvious to me, but I really don't care.

I noticed that you completely avoided my second point, which was the important one.

The upshot is that you have constructed this entire thread and shamelessly tried to portray me in it as the aggressor for my making that initial comment to bijou. You have pretended that it was a serious faux pas, a claim that you have failed to back up in any way, ALL just to protect your worthless chimp pal, who chimed in on a matter that was no fucking business of his. If ever anyone asks why this site sucks just point them to this post and they need ask no further. This was completely disgusting behaviour.

 

[Recidiva]

It doesn't seem at all obvious to me, but I really don't care.

I noticed that you completely avoided my second point, which was the important one.

The upshot is that you have constructed this entire thread and shamelessly tried to portray me in it as the aggressor for my making that initial comment to bijou. You have pretended that it was a serious faux pas, a claim that you have failed to back up in any way, ALL just to protect your worthless chimp pal, who chimed in on a matter that was no fucking business of his. If ever anyone asks why this site sucks just point them to this post and they need ask no further. This was completely disgusting behaviour.

Well...

I think you're an ass. But I just got here.

Is that helpful in any way whatsoever?

 

[Eluard]

Well...

I think you're an ass. But I just got here.

Is that helpful in any way whatsoever?

And you are a worthless fucking cunt. Does that help you?

 

[WickedEve]

I love you, too. By the way, want to be in the oval? We used to be an inner circle, but that was too common. I'm not sure who else is there besides Eve and Lauren, but they don't have popcorn.

So who are your favorite poets? Do you ever write poetry? Oh we're supposed to be fighting. Grrrr. Bitch!

Did you check with the oval before making this invitation? I think champ is in the oval. Maria? I know it's a chick oval but we did let tath in, right?

 

[Recidiva]

And you are a worthless fucking cunt. Does that help you?

Yes, it does.

Want some popcorn?

 

[Tathagata]

At least you have one.

is it noticeable in the fat suit?
I wanted pleated pants for that very reason

 

[Recidiva]

Did you check with the oval before making this invitation? I think champ is in the oval. Maria? I know it's a chick oval but we did let tath in, right?

Is there an audition? I won't pass unless people like free popcorn.

 

[WickedEve]

is it noticeable in the fat suit?
I wanted pleated pants for that very reason

I thought that was your tiny... Oh, I see. It's a pleat.

 

[Tathagata]

I noticed that you completely avoided my second point, which was the important one.

You have to let us know which one is important
you know, because we're all so fuckin' dumb

ALL just to protect your worthless chimp pal, who chimed in on a matter that was no fucking business of his.

What exactly did I need protection from?
Sorry I was drunk and don't remember

 

[WickedEve]

Is there an audition? I won't pass unless people like free popcorn.

I guess we have room for you. The oval is rather stretchy, kind of like a hymen. Frankly, we're not too concerned with breaking it.

 

[Recidiva]

I guess we have room for you. The oval is rather stretchy, kind of like a hymen. Frankly, we're not too concerned with breaking it.

Oh, good. Thank you.

Fruit basket and thank you card on their way to the address of the secret lair.

 

[Angeline]

It doesn't seem at all obvious to me, but I really don't care.

I noticed that you completely avoided my second point, which was the important one.

The upshot is that you have constructed this entire thread and shamelessly tried to portray me in it as the aggressor for my making that initial comment to bijou. You have pretended that it was a serious faux pas, a claim that you have failed to back up in any way, ALL just to protect your worthless chimp pal, who chimed in on a matter that was no fucking business of his. If ever anyone asks why this site sucks just point them to this post and they need ask no further. This was completely disgusting behaviour.

Actually I could have said something earlier, but until you made a very personal attack, I didn't.

And what was your point? That there's an inner circle? Eluard, everyone here with an axe to grind for the past five years has said that. If I don't choose to pal with everyone here--for totally innocuous reasons--does that make me in and them out? You have enough hours in the day for that? I don't. When you first came here, you were very friendly with RainMan. Should I accuse you and him of excluding me? That's just silly. And exactly what benefits do you think come from being the "friend" of a moderator. I tell them a day in advance that I'm thinking of a new challenge? Oh, I know, I give them better reviews on my review day. Go read yesterday's reviews. Bogusbrig is someone I like very much, but I told him his poem needs work. I said someone else--who I've never even seen here, let alone met--wrote the best poem of the day, imo. So where's the benefit?

I created this thread because there are certain threads here that I feel need to remain positive. I want people to feel comfortable using them primarily for poetry. This isn't the GB. There's a purpose here and the threads that were created for it need to stay focused on it. Would you like it if a bumch of people started feuding in your five poems thread? I doubt it.

I'm not going to argue with you anymore because, frankly, it's a waste of both our time. If this forum so perturbs you that you are as angry as you sound, why are you here? Sheesh, just relax and focus on your poems or find a forum more suited to your tastes.

 

[Angeline]

I guess we have room for you. The oval is rather stretchy, kind of like a hymen. Frankly, we're not too concerned with breaking it.

We're a virgin oval? I never knew that. You know I'm starting to think there's an inner, inner circle/oval and you're not telling me everything. Damnit, why aren't you telling me? (Woops, potty mouth.)

 

[WickedEve]

We're a virgin oval? I never knew that. You know I'm starting to think there's an inner, inner circle/oval and you're not telling me everything. Damnit, why aren't you telling me? (Woops, potty mouth.)

You and Lauren thought we had already popped the oval but we haven't, so I just kept it to myself. That's what's been making our oval so desirable to everyone.

 

[TheRainMan]

man, this place is messin' with everyone's Feng Shui.

i can feel mine churning in my stomach.

. . . i knew i shoulda had the General Tsao's Chicken instead.


oh. and i love you all. just sayin'

 

[WickedEve]

man, this place is messin' with everyone's Feng Shui.

i can feel mine churning in my stomach.

. . . i knew i shoulda had the General Tsao's Chicken instead.


oh. and i love you all. just sayin'

Let it churn and you'll get feng shui butter.

 

[TheRainMan]

Let it churn and you'll get feng shui butter.

let's oil each other up.

something needs greasin' in this place.

 

[WickedEve]

let's oil each other up.

something needs greasin' in this place.

We will only achieve harmony if the butter is properly placed upon the body.

 

[TheRainMan]

We will only achieve harmony if the butter is properly placed upon the body.

you sound very . . . Oriental, today.

 

[TheRainMan]

When I was kid, in the town I'm in now, we had dirt roads, farm animals in people's yards, lots of swampy areas and weeds everywhere. And lots of flying death! 5 hours?

i take that back.