The Parking Lot

[WickedEve]

i take that back.

Now I sound southern, right?

 

[Angeline]

man, this place is messin' with everyone's Feng Shui.

i can feel mine churning in my stomach.

. . . i knew i shoulda had the General Tsao's Chicken instead.


oh. and i love you all. just sayin'

I was actually going to check yesterday to see if there's a full moon. Maybe there is; I'll have to look tonight.

I didn't mean to pull you into anything by using your name in that one post--it was just an example--but I'm sure you understand.

 

[WickedEve]

I was actually going to check yesterday to see if there's a full moon. Maybe there is; I'll have to look tonight.

I didn't mean to pull you into anything by using you name in that one post--it was just an example--but I'm sure you understand.

Feng Shui butter with your popcorn? It's low cal.

 

[Angeline]

Feng Shui butter with your popcorn? It's low cal.

You're not putting feng shui lube on our popcorn, are you? That's kinda icky.

 

[TheRainMan]

Now I sound southern, right?

as southern as country ham.

so to speak.

 

[TheRainMan]

I was actually going to check yesterday to see if there's a full moon. Maybe there is; I'll have to look tonight.

I didn't mean to pull you into anything by using your name in that one post--it was just an example--but I'm sure you understand.

no problem, sweets.

i'm from Brooklyn. if glass and body fluids don't fly once in a while, i think i'm on the wrong planet.

 

[WickedEve]

You're not putting feng shui lube on our popcorn, are you? That's kinda icky.

Didn't I mention before that Hugo bought a gallon of lube? It was on clearance. I've kept my distance from it. It's clearance lube. That's icky.

 

[Angeline]

Didn't I mention before that Hugo bought a gallon of lube? It was on clearance. I've kept my distance from it. It's clearance lube. That's icky.

I bought some at my local drugstore recently, and now I'm embarrassed to go back for my prescriptions next week. A friend once claimed I waved my birth control pills at the pharmacist and said "I will" when he told me to have a good weekend. I wasn't waving the pills; they were just in my hand. But I've been slightly paranoid about pharmacists ever since. Poets are all at least a little crazy, right?

 

[WickedEve]

I bought some at my local drugstore recently, and now I'm embarrassed to go back for my prescriptions next week. A friend once claimed I waved my birth control pills at the pharmacist and said "I will" when he told me to have a good weekend. I wasn't waving the pills; they were just in my hand. But I've been slightly paranoid about pharmacists ever since. Poets are all at least a little crazy, right?

You bought lube and birth control pills at the same time?
I buy condoms every time I go to the pharmacy. It's keeps my dildos clean and nearly virginal. Oh, never put a ribbed or studded condom on a butt plug. Never.

 

[Angeline]

You bought lube and birth control pills at the same time?
I buy condoms every time I go to the pharmacy. It's keeps my dildos clean and nearly virginal. Oh, never put a ribbed or studded condom on a butt plug. Never.

No no no.

The pill thing happened a long time ago. The lube purchase was recent.

You put condoms on your dildos?

I won't ask about the butt plug. It's much more fun to let my imagination run wild.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

This thread is absolutely making my day.

...better, i mean.

bj

 

[PandoraGlitters]

Someone thought Pandora was me too. no such luck. she's got great work. would love to take credit for it, but that would be wrong.

just a plain ol
BJ

You are sweet to say so. Thank you. Don't speak French to me, though, because it makes me go all gooey.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

You are sweet to say so. Thank you. Don't speak French to me, though, because it makes me go all gooey.

That totally sounds like a dare.

And this is the thread where we're supposed to be all contrary and shit, so here:

Il me satisfait quand quelqu'un pense que je suis vous. Vous avez une voix douce et féminine. C'ést ironique que "Pandora" était mon surnom il y a bien longtemps.

Bienvenue à l'asile.

bijou

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Please ignore this.


i just wanted to make sure it didn't "disappear," like these things tend to do, just in case i feel like answering it someday. And it belongs in this thread anyway.



I repeat my response, with an addition. Please tell me how exactly I betrayed you. Right here, in front of everyone. I have always been completely authentic, from my first post on this forum. I see no need to answer the various questions about my lifestyle; I suspect they were not meant to actually be answered. I will do so, if they are posed by someone who seriously wants to know. For the record, I have had no interaction with "normal jean". I have had strange PMs from her alts. I still don't know why. I await an actual explanation.

OR. Choice b, and the preferred one: you could just leave me the fuck alone. I got no issue with you, never had one, but I will go there, if this keeps up. Like any skunk, I'd much rather just be friendly and peaceable. And I am slow to anger.



here's the original post. From "Normal Jean."

My youngest daughter turns 19 today. My oldest will be 25 in March. I am only 44. Damn, time is catching up faster than I expected. It seemed to drag by when I had to worry about school fees and whether or not some insensitive boy would hurt one of my little girls, or not. So far, so good. They are both in college and I have yet to bail either of them out of jail for anything.

I guess we did a good job, hubby and I. Although, I suspect, if I had a son, things would have been awful. Drunkenness runs on both sides of my kids' families, and it seems to strike the males with a fury. I don't drink because it makes my blood pressure soar, but never really liked it when it didn't make me sick.

19! I was with my hubby from 17 1/2 and on. I still worry about the young one, she feels alone and unloved at times, she hasn't found the "right guy" yet and I hope she finishes her degree before he comes along. But I still wish for her that someone to hold her hand and tell her she is beautiful. It doesn't mean the same coming from a mom. I know it doesn't. Hell, I still wish that for ME! Hubby tells me but it is tainted. Tainted with bruises and spit, scuff marks and pulled hair. and evil words.

That is why it is so important to me that people are real and upfront. I do not have to welcome into my fold, people whom I consider traitorous or deceitful, who have their own agenda at the cost of others. I am not in need of friends so badly that I would allow one person to dictate how I should feel about others here. I get screwed over by a person ONE time and they don't get a second chance.

I had a person whom I respect ask me what my problem with bijou is. And I coudl tell you, could say why, tyhen Iw ill have someone talking down to me, some pissy patronizing explanation about my being emotional and such. Thing is, she betrayed me without giving me a chance. I didnt buck up and kiss her ass like 99% of the people here and so I am the bad guy. Sorry, I dont see that much to idolize in ol miss bj, except a big mouth, and someone who is so self promoting it sickens me that good people whom I have respected for so long, well, it is nauseating to watch them fawn over such a phony.

And alts? Raise your hand if any of you think I have tried to hide any of mine?

Maria, NJ, g_g , Mia Moore, and catalina frisco.

they they are.

sweet dreams

oh yeah, one burning question for bj and I didnt feel like mucking through the spotlight thread, how is it that you are famous to the point you must force yourself to be comfortable in your own town? Please, tell us, your highness, of your fame and adventures, and if possible, keep it to less than 100, 000 words. Oh, and i do expect an answer as we all know she cannot resist a chance to go on, and on and on and on and on and on and on...

 

[normal jean]

We will only achieve harmony if the butter is properly placed upon the body.

Oh, Good God, now you done it. I have butter, I have warm butter. I have an oval but no one is on it. I need sex by six. Hi Rainman. got a pocketknife on ya? I need to extricate myself from this fishnet i have tangled over my head.

 

[champagne1982]

Did you check with the oval before making this invitation? I think champ is in the oval. Maria? I know it's a chick oval but we did let tath in, right?

No, sadly I'm not a part of The Oval. I'm one of the evil (sunglass wearing emoticon of coolness) patrolpersons on the Grammar Squad and Spelling Division Team. Apparently, I was appointed to this position by the All Powerful and Overbearing Inner Oval though.

 

[Tzara]

The Oval.

Perhaps it was my daily senior moment (read: high diopter, multifocal glasses and a couple o' drinks at the bar) but I read this as Theoval, whom I took to be some spear-carrying (well, axe-carrying) minor character in Beowulf. Someone like the guys in the red shirts in Star Trek who would beam down to the surface with Kirk, McCoy, and Spock only to be blasted into eternity by whatever fantastic alien menace lay in wait for the Enterprise crew on Flagellion IV:

Brave Theoval.....a hapless geek
Grendel attacks.....dull-axed. His cheek
Ill considered.....His body, shred
Confetti-like.....by monster's dread
And craven claw......His guts consumed
In monstrous maw......Thus Theoval,
A brainless schmuck.....births coeval
Great Beowulf,.....Hero of Men
(and women too,.....counting his kin.)​

 

[anonamouse]

Sad all this talk of lube, attempts at dry humour.
rolls on floor laughing
inner circles
ignore
Give it a break Angeline, to ignore the fact of circles is to ignore reality, did you forget you put me on ignore ( and you later had to apologise for it) because I went after someone who tried to pass off what was a nasty comment as one of mine. And succeeded, 900 5's (as 1201) and I'm not a nice guy. Resposes of mine deleted. Tsk, tsk.

Do you want me to pull apart your "I vote for nice comment"? Reread it, a little bit of a semantic assignment, don't you think?

Just leave these people go at it, it burns out. Jumping in does nothing to diffuse it, just insures the circles stay intact.

How, nice to see everybody. Now go read some Chomsky, Steve Pinker.

 

[Angeline]

Sad all this talk of lube, attempts at dry humour.
rolls on floor laughing
inner circles
ignore
Give it a break Angeline, to ignore the fact of circles is to ignore reality, did you forget you put me on ignore ( and you later had to apologise for it) because I went after someone who tried to pass off what was a nasty comment as one of mine. And succeeded, 900 5's (as 1201) and I'm not a nice guy. Resposes of mine deleted. Tsk, tsk.

Do you want me to pull apart your "I vote for nice comment"? Reread it, a little bit of a semantic assignment, don't you think?

Just leave these people go at it, it burns out. Jumping in does nothing to diffuse it, just insures the circles stay intact.

How, nice to see everybody. Now go read some Chomsky, Steve Pinker.

You can say whatever you want. I never deleted any of your comments. Never.

What does the inner circle do? What's the benefit?

And I'm the wrong person to complain to about votes.

 

[Tathagata]

Sad all this talk of lube, attempts at dry humour.
rolls on floor laughing
inner circles
ignore
Give it a break Angeline, to ignore the fact of circles is to ignore reality, did you forget you put me on ignore ( and you later had to apologise for it) because I went after someone who tried to pass off what was a nasty comment as one of mine. And succeeded, 900 5's (as 1201) and I'm not a nice guy. Resposes of mine deleted. Tsk, tsk.

Do you want me to pull apart your "I vote for nice comment"? Reread it, a little bit of a semantic assignment, don't you think?

Just leave these people go at it, it burns out. Jumping in does nothing to diffuse it, just insures the circles stay intact.

How, nice to see everybody. Now go read some Chomsky, Steve Pinker.

who put this record on again? ( speaking of circles)

I prefer cliques to circles
Only squares like circles

 

[WickedEve]

I think a few people don't get that the oval is an old joke we've been playing around with for years.

 

[Tathagata]

I think a few people don't get that the oval is an old joke we've been playing around with for years.

are you carrying some kind of trident in that picture?

 

[Angeline]

I think a few people don't get that the oval is an old joke we've been playing around with for years.

I'm sort of flattered that people are actually angry that I'm excluding them from something. Where were they all when I needed them, like eighth grade?

 

[WickedEve]

are you carrying some kind of trident in that picture?

I took that photo two days ago. It's Katy and the schnoodle and her pitchfork.

 

[Tathagata]

I'm sort of flattered that people are actually angry that I'm excluding them from something. Where were they all when I needed them, like eighth grade?

I probably wasn't born yet