The Penis Parables

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What about em makes you curious?

why guys do it. I figure most blokes shave their whole pubic region cause they think it makes their junk look bigger (though apparently it's actually because they want to appeal to closet paedophiles), but I know a couple of guys who just shave their balls.

now I've never ever met any ~really~ hairy balls, so I wouldn't have thought the small amount of hair there makes much difference?

 

[ownedsubgal]

why guys do it. I figure most blokes shave their whole pubic region cause they think it makes their junk look bigger (though apparently it's actually because they want to appeal to closet paedophiles), but I know a couple of guys who just shave their balls.

now I've never ever met any ~really~ hairy balls, so I wouldn't have thought the small amount of hair there makes much difference?

well i'm a chick, so you can take what i say with a grain of salt...but imo most men who shave their balls do so for the sake of maintaining a neat, groomed appearance and increased lick/suckability. not many people really want to put their mouth on a briar patch. as someone who has seen far more penis and testicles than i'll ever remember, trust me, many men have a tremendous amount of hair covering the balls. it also can grow very long, making it even less desirable for oral activities.

 

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well i'm a chick, so you can take what i say with a grain of salt...but imo most men who shave their balls do so for the sake of maintaining a neat, groomed appearance and increased lick/suckability. not many people really want to put their mouth on a briar patch. as someone who has seen far more penis and testicles than i'll ever remember, trust me, many men have a tremendous amount of hair covering the balls. it also can grow very long, making it even less desirable for oral activities.

hmmmm... I kinda like the hair though! It holds the musk and tickles and gives something to pull on with one's teeth... I thought maybe it was due to increased sensitivity for them.

 

[Dearelliot]

When with a woman, I think the rampant exposed throbbing cock says it all..."Im here for sex...please lets not waste time with the pleasantries."

 

[neci]

i cock talk

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

i cock talk

I just cock.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

well i'm a chick, so you can take what i say with a grain of salt...but imo most men who shave their balls do so for the sake of maintaining a neat, groomed appearance and increased lick/suckability. not many people really want to put their mouth on a briar patch. as someone who has seen far more penis and testicles than i'll ever remember, trust me, many men have a tremendous amount of hair covering the balls. it also can grow very long, making it even less desirable for oral activities.

Yeah, I'd have to agree. Too much hair = way less fun on the oral.

It can get distracting. Not that it would stop me, of course, but if I got a vote, I'd vote for a shave every once in a while.

Not that I like it utterly bald either. Maybe 3 - 5 days worth of growth, you know, like when beards stop being prickly and are nice and soft? Like that.

 

[Netzach]

Am I the only person on earth with no strong cock/nut hair preference out of context? Some just *should* be furry and some just *should* be - not. It's like they whisper to me if they should be shaved and aren't in those few instances. If the shape is aesthetically pleasing, if the nuts are pendulous and the right size - it begs for further revelation. Unless the rest of the man is one of those furry guys who should be furry - a mysteriously hairless package just is weird. Like board shorts with a tux up top or something. If you are smooth, be yummy and smooth, kthx.

 

[neci]

Am I the only person on earth with no strong cock/nut hair preference? Some just *should* be furry and some just *should* be - not. It's like they whisper to me if they should be shaved and aren't in those few instances. If the shape is aesthetically pleasing, if the nuts are pendulous and the right size - it begs for further revelation. Unless the rest of the man is one of those furry guys who should be furry - a mysteriously hairless package just is weird. Like board shorts with a tux up top or something.

the cock whisperer

 

[neci]

okay. so, i try whispering to Cock, and He normally says, "Open wider. I am going to shut you up." either that or "Give Me your boobs!" crazy Cock.

 

[rosco rathbone]

okay. so, i try whispering to Cock, and He normally says, "Open wider. I am going to shut you up." either that or "Give Me your boobs!" crazy Cock.

tap tap

is this thing on?

/sound of blowing

feedback

 

[Seurat]

My cock?

It's at just the right height when I stand up. It makes decisions for me. It can be traitorous, deceptive, amusing, pleasing, and disappointing when it wants to be. It likes to have it's buddies and base shaved clean, but only wants a little trim to the overgrowth that grows nearby. Pun intended. And every year, the whole thing gets shaved for Lent. Gotta give up something, don't you?

BTW, buys have pee-pees, men have cocks. Depends on what you are doing with it, and how old you are acting when you are using it. All males have penises. Generic term.




Just saying.

 

[BiBunny]

Am I the only person on earth with no strong cock/nut hair preference out of context? Some just *should* be furry and some just *should* be - not. It's like they whisper to me if they should be shaved and aren't in those few instances. If the shape is aesthetically pleasing, if the nuts are pendulous and the right size - it begs for further revelation. Unless the rest of the man is one of those furry guys who should be furry - a mysteriously hairless package just is weird. Like board shorts with a tux up top or something. If you are smooth, be yummy and smooth, kthx.

God, yes. The boy is a furry fucker all over, so it looks *really* weird when he shaves around his cock and balls. It just doesn't look right when it's the only bare spot on his entire body.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I usually approach shaving my balls with the complete narrow-eyed concentration that I've seen on the faces of diamond cutters.

One slip and the value of the jewels is substantially compromised.

 

[LilyBart]

An LB sighting!

How the heck have you been?

Quite fine, thank you for asking, JM.

As for the topic at hand, I must confess that I prefer a little grooming. But I don't suppose in the right circumstances, that hair would be a deal-breaker. I'm inclined to hope that I am generally more about the person attached to said parts.

Dirty fingernails are another story, though.

 

[Homburg]

I have spoken entirely enough about, and to, my Cock.

To that end, I will refer to MWY's excellent post. It sums it up nicely.

 

[DVS]

I usually approach shaving my balls with the complete narrow-eyed concentration that I've seen on the faces of diamond cutters.

One slip and the value of the jewels is substantially compromised.

I take it a step further. Nothing even remotely sharp or pointed comes near that area of my body unless in the hands of someone with my interests in mind, and that would only be me...when I'm very, very sober. I don't shave anything. Although I do clip, sometimes.

Well, I guess a woman's teeth can be considered sharp, but I don't think a woman would ever bite down on my hard cock, when it's forcing its way into her mouth. A woman knows better.





She does know better...right?

 

[YourCaptor]

I trim, cause I'm sick of that pinching you get when you sit down wrong and some hair gets caught.

 

[SirLeo]

I trim (not shave) My entire pubic area because it is more sensitive when trimmed. I like to feel her breath, her tongue, her eyelashes, her hair. I also know she appreciates not getting hairs in her throat.

I don't post pics of My cock in general, but I 'll describe him, he's between 6 and 6 1/2 inches long, cut, straight, and about as thick as my wrist (7" circum) m adores him.

 

[the captians wench]

Am I the only person on earth with no strong cock/nut hair preference out of context? Some just *should* be furry and some just *should* be - not. It's like they whisper to me if they should be shaved and aren't in those few instances. If the shape is aesthetically pleasing, if the nuts are pendulous and the right size - it begs for further revelation. Unless the rest of the man is one of those furry guys who should be furry - a mysteriously hairless package just is weird. Like board shorts with a tux up top or something. If you are smooth, be yummy and smooth, kthx.

nope, totally agree.

 

[daus42]

the cock whisperer

The horse whisperer pushed the training to exhaustion. What methods do you use in your training Neci?

and

Do they remain trained?

 

[intothewoods]

Well now, aren't you feeling thoughtful these days!

Boys have penises; men have cocks. I'm surprised an old married woman such as yourself didn't know that. Sheesh.

I could type a thousand words..... or just post this. What more could one possibly say?

Pickyyyyyy JM.

This is a GREAT thread topic, ITW!

MWY, JM, RR and WD - please go first.

I personally prefer pictures to accompany any dialogue that you might "invent" regarding your penises/cocks. And I do not refer to the 12" pictures, "if you know what I mean.*"


*With all due credit, in case of trademark, to Jerry Seinfeld.

LB!! So glad to see you around these parts. Stay a while, will ya?

 

[Netzach]

LB!! So glad to see you around these parts. Stay a while, will ya?

Ditto.

 

[neci]

The horse whisperer pushed the training to exhaustion. What methods do you use in your training Neci?

and

Do they remain trained?

training Cock?! i have never been successful in training Cock. i make up my lesson plans, go in with full intentions of setting Him straight, and then He looks up at me with that weepy eye, and that's it. i am once again His bitch. He says play, and i go, "woooo hoooo! how do You want me today?" i don't know. He seems to know my weaknesses, and then uses them against me. i think there is a conspiracy sometimes. i'll go into a room, and He will say, i have a treat in my pocket. i like treats. yes. very much. tasty treats.

this is why i can't train Cock. damn treats.

 

[midwestyankee]

Folks, I really ought to come clean. While I tried my damnedest to remain calm and all New England laconic at the beginning of this thread, in truth, I just can't hold it in any longer.

You see, my cock is nearly the ruination of my life.

First off, it's not a uniform color. Think Michael Jackson in the early stages of his coloration change. Part of me is good old fashioned east coast white and part of me looks like, well, like a dull copper penny. And it's not just a mottled look either. Like any good eastern snob, my coloration adheres to a strictly regimented pattern. Think barber pole crossed with paisley and you won't be far off. The only woman who ever dug my dick was an abstract artist who did nude cubist self-portraits on slices of dried tofu baked to a golden crisp. Every other woman - and I truly mean every other woman I have tried to know in the biblical sense - ran from my dick like it had two heads.

If it's not the color problem, it seems to be the size that matters to these fleeing fillies. It's a full eleven internet inches long and is as big around as a Foster's beer can. You've hear the expression, "built for anal sex? That's me, built for anal sex with a walrus cow.

The only really valuable feature of my dick is that it smells. As in, it has an unusual sense organ just beneath the glans that enables it be a secondary olfactory instrument. My dick can discern the scent vanilla.

At least I have that going for me. :sad: