1Browneyedguy
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Wellllll I'm off to buy my ticket.
Odds in winning is 1 in 292 million
Odds in winning is 1 in 292 million
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Change my name legally, collect the winnings, wait 6 months, change my name back.
You do realize the only way you'll win is if you're from the south...have no teeth...have at least 30 kids, each from different parents.... AND be at least 80 so you won't have time to spend it all....
just saying
Quit my job and tell everyone to kiss my ass.
And then throw a party for all my Lit friends. Probably gonna be a small party.....
You know, if you were already a billionaire this would be a good investment opportunity. If the odds are 1:200M or whatever, drop $200M on tickets with every number combination. If you win $800M, you have a 400% return on your investment.
You're welcome, Mr. Billionaire who has a shitty accountant that didn't give you this advice.
I just plan on showing up at your house. I figure I will either be told to get into the line for the party or the line to kiss your ass. Either works for me.
You know, if you were already a billionaire this would be a good investment opportunity. If the odds are 1:200M or whatever, drop $200M on tickets with every number combination. If you win $800M, you have a 400% return on your investment.
You're welcome, Mr. Billionaire who has a shitty accountant that didn't give you this advice.

No one won. The jackpot is now up to $1.3B.

Trouble is, the machines won't let you play "every combination" so that means you have to fill out 200+ million cards. And don't screw up and miss one combination, in case it comes out.You know, if you were already a billionaire this would be a good investment opportunity. If the odds are 1:200M or whatever, drop $200M on tickets with every number combination. If you win $800M, you have a 400% return on your investment.
You're welcome, Mr. Billionaire who has a shitty accountant that didn't give you this advice.
So nobody won last night. Now it's up over a billion dollars. Somebody will win it eventually...
