The Queen's Purse.

[ABSTRUSE]

Mayors of the British Isles trading cards and a Tony Blair hand puppet.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

You forgot her front door key. lol

Carl

WHAT?

No Butler?

 

[Guest]

Mayors of the British Isles trading cards and a Tony Blair hand puppet.

A corgi?

 

[dirtylover]

A corgi?

dat's funny

 

[mcfbridge]

Her favorite Snoop Dogg CD.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

A whoopie cushion, in case of visiting dignitaries, then she blames it on the corgi.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

and a harmonica.

 

[SadieRose]

Her butterfly (the poker face is a ruse she's been practicing for several decades)

her mobile, programmed with the telephone number of her late mother's bookmaker and a good oral practitioner with a fetish for grannies!

Also Charles' number so that she can text him randomly and ask "Are you with that Horse-faced woman?" just to put him off!

A leash, for her husband!


Several mary-jane roll-ups bequethed to her by Margaret!

 

[mcfbridge]

A vibrator and an endless supply of batteries. (I mean, have you seen Phillip?)

 

[Guest]

A vibrator and an endless supply of batteries. (I mean, have you seen Phillip?)

Yep, he's got one hell of a hooter on him! You know what they say about that!?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

A coupon good for a buy one kebab, get another at half price.

 

[SadieRose]

Well, they have got innumerable children. They can't ALL have come from a test tube! *L*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

a bag of crisps and a wet nap.

 

[gauchecritic]

It's well known that HRH never carries money so she has no purse. What she does have is a handbag

In the handbag she carries a much read copy of 'The Importance Of Being Earnest'

Gauche

 

[cloudy]

and extra pair of garters for those ugly, ugly stockings

 

[SadieRose]

"A Haaand-bag??"

Inside her portable Oscar, is a copy of the June 93 edition of horses and riders... the Hot Jodhpurs issue!

 

[Guest]

Sadie and Gauche: I recall reading something by a youngish RSC actress who said that she and female colleagues used to go to the theatre merely to hear Dame Edith Evans speak "handbag". That word spoken was an acting lesson for them.

Perdita

 

[My Erotic Tail]

Tail~

A Tony the tiger tail...

or is that Tony Blairs tale...

oh well...hehehehe

 

[snooper]

All the summonses (US=citations) she has recently received for driving round in a car with no number plates (US=licence plates) plus all the parking tickets she has recently received for leaving it parked in the wrong places.

 

[Liar]

The keys to the kingdom?

Or a chiuaua.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

and maybe a clean pair of knickers!

 

[Liar]

On second thought, I think it's just a prop.

#L

 

[ABSTRUSE]

On second thought, I think it's just a prop.

#L

or just the subject for a nonsensical thread on a porn site!

 

[Liar]

or just the subject for a nonsensical thread on a porn site!

"or"?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

"or"?

a hell of a lot of fun to joke about!!!!!!!!