The Queen's Purse.

[lucky-E-leven]

Good guesses boys and girls, but there is noone in here but me.

Now let me out, you bitch! I wanna go home!

LOL

I'll bust you out, Lin!



~lucky

 

[cloudy]

Duran Duran tickets.

I just had to, for all the newbies that missed out on the fun

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Duran Duran tickets.

I just had to, for all the newbies that missed out on the fun

Bahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa


and Mentos....the freshmaker.

 

[cloudy]

I bet she has condoms in there.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I bet she has condoms in there.

I bet they're from real Trojans too.

I heard she has a gold plated game boy.

 

[cloudy]

I bet they're from real Trojans too.

I heard she has a gold plated game boy.

and Donkey Kong Jungle Beat bongos....

 

[Guest]

Your phone numbers, scrawled on a fag paper in red lipstick.

 

[cloudy]

Your phone numbers, scrawled on a fag paper in red lipstick.

I hope she paid you for those.

 

[Guest]

I hope she paid you for those.

She did. In kind.

 

[cloudy]

She did. In kind.

Who's did you get? Camilla's?

 

[Guest]

Who's did you get? Camilla's?

Ok, I now have to go and shower. 35 times. I feel so unclean. *shudder*

 

[cloudy]

Ok, I now have to go and shower. 35 times. I feel so unclean. *shudder*

My job is done.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Your phone numbers, scrawled on a fag paper in red lipstick.

Let me tell ya, for a short broad she can pound down the pints. You missed the time we punked her hair and went down to Kings Road wearing a sex pistols shirt with her picture on it.

 

[cloudy]

Let me tell ya, for a short broad she can pound down the pints. You missed the time we punked her hair and went down to Kings Road wearing a sex pistols shirt with her picture on it.

I thought that was a Ramones shirt?

Her hair looked good magenta.

 

[Guest]

I don't thing she's had anything in her pussy for years.

What's that?...

Oh, Sorry. My mistake. Carry on.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I thought that was a Ramones shirt?

Her hair looked good magenta.

I'm glad we got her to stop waving her little wave and yelling "bollocks"
Remember the look on Phil's face when we stumbled back into the palace?? I wonder if he ever saw the piercing?

 

[cloudy]

I'm glad we got her to stop waving her little wave and yelling "bollocks"
Remember the look on Phil's face when we stumbled back into the palace?? I wonder if he ever saw the piercing?

I had a helluva time convincing her that indians didn't really say "How!"

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I had a helluva time convincing her that indians didn't really say "How!"

She can't hold her whiskey.

Remember going to Harrod's and jumping on the beds?

 

[cloudy]

She can't hold her whiskey.

Remember going to Harrod's and jumping on the beds?

She's fast for a short woman. Those security guys didn't even come close.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

She's fast for a short woman. Those security guys didn't even come close.

I couldn't believe it either, especially in those flats she had on.....I loved when she yelled...."God Save ME"

 

[cloudy]

I couldn't believe it either, especially in those flats she had on.....I loved when she yelled...."God Save ME"

Yeah, but convincing those guards at Buckingham that she really was the queen was a pain. They wouldn't even look at us!

And what is it with her obsession with looking under kilts?

 

[shereads]

What the hell is in the Queen's purse?

Blair's testicles and a tin of Altoids.

 

[Guest]

Blair's testicles and a tin of Altoids.

i hear tell that for a ha'penny and a whispered prayer, you can obtain a genuine pube of Blair's...altoids optional

 

[cloudy]

i hear tell that for a ha'penny and a whispered prayer, you can obtain a genuine pube of Blair's...altoids optional

egads! That much?

 

[cloudy]

A phone number from that cute guy she met in Edinburgh.