The reality of happy ending massage parlours (from someone who's worked in one)

[JenniZinc]

I am curious if you and your partner (husband?) are currently active in the LS?

Sorry but what is the LS?

 

[mrno]

Life Style. Swinging. Having sex with others

 

[JenniZinc]

Life Style. Swinging. Having sex with others

Okay, got it, yes we do a lot of FMM threesomes. My partner is more turned on by men than women sexually (although he would never admit it), so when we play with other guys I'm more of a third wheel. I quite enjoy watching and 'assisting' but I never have full sex with the other guy. I'm happy just to stroke, lick and suck.

 

[mrno]

Sounds like fun. Wish I were closer.

 

[slightlysubhub]

After going to the same spot for quite a while now I’m finally getting recognized each time I come back. There are about four different workers there but I seem to be getting the same woman the past few occasions.
She immediately recognizes me(I stand out a good bit,very tall and covered in tattoos),always rushing me off to a room with her. Gets me prepped and leaves the door wide open.
I’ve been reading how many of you are nervous about potential police encounters. If the OP has any insight or opinions about being wary about such things I’d love to hear. I don’t worry about it due to the low profile of the establishment,it’s just outside of the city limits and seems to have been operating for a very long time.

 

[JenniZinc]

After going to the same spot for quite a while now I’m finally getting recognized each time I come back. There are about four different workers there but I seem to be getting the same woman the past few occasions.
She immediately recognizes me(I stand out a good bit,very tall and covered in tattoos),always rushing me off to a room with her. Gets me prepped and leaves the door wide open.
I’ve been reading how many of you are nervous about potential police encounters. If the OP has any insight or opinions about being wary about such things I’d love to hear. I don’t worry about it due to the low profile of the establishment,it’s just outside of the city limits and seems to have been operating for a very long time.

I can't answer for various parts of the world. Where I worked was legally licensed as a sex work venue. All of us were legitimate prostitutes. In my part of the world, illegalities are more to do with licensing, and venue operators not going through proper process. Although it's rare, clients of illegal massage venues can be arrested, and also named and shamed in the media. Fines are extremely low, if any at all, but the impact on families can be quite severe.

 

[mrno]

I am not nervous about the police raiding a place. I am terrified of it. Using a pro for sex is off limits for me in the USA.
Years ago in Paris I felt very safe doing that. Not here.

 

[JenniZinc]

I am not nervous about the police raiding a place. I am terrified of it. Using a pro for sex is off limits for me in the USA.
Years ago in Paris I felt very safe doing that. Not here.

You could go through your whole life and not be raided, it's bad luck for those that are.

 

[JenniZinc]

Sounds like fun. Wish I were closer.

You do realise that our MMF encounters are more MM(F)

 

[mrno]

If everyone is having fun, ok. And I hope you are.

 

[blkjames]

As a truck driver,I have had many happy endings at various places.they are still around, just not as plentiful as they use to be.

 

[JenniZinc]

As a truck driver,I have had many happy endings at various places.they are still around, just not as plentiful as they use to be.

I travel around the world for my wine business, and can't help but look for happy ending venues. The USA is a lot harder to pick, in fact I struggle to see any from street level. Asia and Europe, totally different. I was in Thailand recently and had a massage from a mature massage lady. Part of this involved her sitting on my back. The first stage of the massage was dry (talcum powder) but I could feel some kind of wetness coming from between her legs. No, I don't think I had turned her on to that extent, but I got the feeling she may have been pre-lubricated in case a massage turned into sex ..... or more unimaginable it was the result of a previous sexual encounter that she hadn't cleaned up from. I don't get too grossed out by things like that as I've seen it all before, but can imagine what an uneducated female client must have thought

 

[mpeters]

So yesterday, my wife had promised me an afternoon free from dadding, she was taking the kids to an indoor water park (which I don’t care for). I spent the morning with my mom, who is recovering from hip replacement surgery and can’t be alone for more than half an hour, but as my shift was ending, I got a text from the wife that the kids had enough already and they were going to be heading home with a stop on the way. This usually means about two hours.

Okay, okay, I’ll get to it, be patient!

So I had been trying to set up a hookup, but when I tried to confirm there was no response (typical), and I wasn’t hearing back from anyone else, so I figured I’d just get a massage at least before doing some grocery shopping and heading home. I stopped at literally the first place I found.

I went in and although the girl I spoke to didn’t speak English that well, I was able to communicate that I wanted the $60 full body one hour massage. The girl had a mask over her face, but I did notice that she had shorts on and had cute legs. She showed me to a room and I handed her my card to run as I started getting undressed.

Once I laid on the bed and covered up what I could, there was about a 10-15 minute wait until the same girl came in to take care of me. She worked on me for a while, it felt very good and I was loosening up a lot, and then she brought in a warm wet towel to wipe off the oil, then dried me off.

At this point, the places I’ve gone to usually have me turn over and they massage my neck and my legs again, but instead, while j was still on my back she started touching me all over… apparently I have a lot more spots on me that get me turned on than I realize, because I was getting turned on… which isn’t unusual for a massage, and I usually feel I have to apologize for my erection when I turn into my back.

So she asked me to turn over, and I do so with my back to her and realize she’s not holding the sheet up to block her view. I thought this was odd, but she’d had me uncovered when I was face down anyway. So I just went with it to see what happened next.

Suddenly she starts fondling my cock and balls, getting me fully erect. I didn’t say anything because… well, she was the first woman to touch my genitalia in ten years! She asked if I was okay… or maybe she asked if it was okay (like I said, language barrier), then she put some oil on me and started working on me in earnest… I don’t know exactly what she did, because it felt so different from anything I remember before… it was fucking amazing, she clearly knew what she was doing, and got me off pretty quickly, too! The whole thing was so unexpected (I’ve heard some of the places around did this, but this place wasn’t mentioned) and mind blowing.

It did take a few minutes to work out what the expected tip was, but now I know, and if I want that again, I know where to go.

 

[JenniZinc]

So yesterday, my wife had promised me an afternoon free from dadding, she was taking the kids to an indoor water park (which I don’t care for). I spent the morning with my mom, who is recovering from hip replacement surgery and can’t be alone for more than half an hour, but as my shift was ending, I got a text from the wife that the kids had enough already and they were going to be heading home with a stop on the way. This usually means about two hours.

Okay, okay, I’ll get to it, be patient!

So I had been trying to set up a hookup, but when I tried to confirm there was no response (typical), and I wasn’t hearing back from anyone else, so I figured I’d just get a massage at least before doing some grocery shopping and heading home. I stopped at literally the first place I found.

I went in and although the girl I spoke to didn’t speak English that well, I was able to communicate that I wanted the $60 full body one hour massage. The girl had a mask over her face, but I did notice that she had shorts on and had cute legs. She showed me to a room and I handed her my card to run as I started getting undressed.

Once I laid on the bed and covered up what I could, there was about a 10-15 minute wait until the same girl came in to take care of me. She worked on me for a while, it felt very good and I was loosening up a lot, and then she brought in a warm wet towel to wipe off the oil, then dried me off.

At this point, the places I’ve gone to usually have me turn over and they massage my neck and my legs again, but instead, while j was still on my back she started touching me all over… apparently I have a lot more spots on me that get me turned on than I realize, because I was getting turned on… which isn’t unusual for a massage, and I usually feel I have to apologize for my erection when I turn into my back.

So she asked me to turn over, and I do so with my back to her and realize she’s not holding the sheet up to block her view. I thought this was odd, but she’d had me uncovered when I was face down anyway. So I just went with it to see what happened next.

Suddenly she starts fondling my cock and balls, getting me fully erect. I didn’t say anything because… well, she was the first woman to touch my genitalia in ten years! She asked if I was okay… or maybe she asked if it was okay (like I said, language barrier), then she put some oil on me and started working on me in earnest… I don’t know exactly what she did, because it felt so different from anything I remember before… it was fucking amazing, she clearly knew what she was doing, and got me off pretty quickly, too! The whole thing was so unexpected (I’ve heard some of the places around did this, but this place wasn’t mentioned) and mind blowing.

It did take a few minutes to work out what the expected tip was, but now I know, and if I want that again, I know where to go.

Wow, are you saying you weren't charged extra? If so, consider it a rare bonus

 

[mpeters]

Wow, are you saying you weren't charged extra? If so, consider it a rare bonus

Oh, no, I was, it was in the form of a tip

 

[DonAndTroi]

My wife wants to watch me get a happy ending at a massage parlor - I have asked several therapists and they said the owner will not allow that - I called an escort and she said yes but wanted $300 extra for her just to watch - any suggestions on how to get my wife in the room?

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

My wife wants to watch me get a happy ending at a massage parlor - I have asked several therapists and they said the owner will not allow that - I called an escort and she said yes but wanted $300 extra for her just to watch - any suggestions on how to get my wife in the room?

What was the cost without her watching?

 

[mpeters]

My wife wants to watch me get a happy ending at a massage parlor - I have asked several therapists and they said the owner will not allow that - I called an escort and she said yes but wanted $300 extra for her just to watch - any suggestions on how to get my wife in the room?

Okay this is just an idea… maybe you could list on doublelist an ad in couples for her? I’m guessing it’s the fantasy that your wife is interested in, so having a woman giving you a half decent massage plus the happy ending would fulfill the fantasy?

 

[DonAndTroi]

What was the cost without her watching?

$300 an hour double if she watched - I don’t know the cost if she participated - I love the fantasy but that is to much for just someone in the room

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

See DM>

 

[369wm]

I travel around the world for my wine business, and can't help but look for happy ending venues. The USA is a lot harder to pick, in fact I struggle to see any from street level. Asia and Europe, totally different. I was in Thailand recently and had a massage from a mature massage lady. Part of this involved her sitting on my back. The first stage of the massage was dry (talcum powder) but I could feel some kind of wetness coming from between her legs. No, I don't think I had turned her on to that extent, but I got the feeling she may have been pre-lubricated in case a massage turned into sex ..... or more unimaginable it was the result of a previous sexual encounter that she hadn't cleaned up from. I don't get too grossed out by things like that as I've seen it all before, but can imagine what an uneducated female client must have thought

What is your wine business called? Love wine

 

[JCSTREET]

In my bio I describe myself as being a housewife with a "past". I confess I actually signed up to Literotica after Googling the topic of happy endings for women, and came across a thread that I felt didn't quite do the subject justice.

My past goes back 22 years, when I left a reputable job as a massage therapist and beautician, to join the dark side on ‘the circuit’ (parlour).

Why? Money. If you know what you’re doing and are good at what you do there's plenty to earn. If you're crap, your earnings are in line with that.

In my nine and a bit years I bought an apartment in Melbourne Australia, paid it off in full, and purchased a 20 acre farm with a minimum mortgage. So, I consider myself very good at it.

In Australia it’s not widely known that parlours are usually Asian or Russian (or some other Eastern European) owned. As an Anglo-Saxon white girl I worked on the Russian side. Despite what you may see on TV, I found the Russian bosses to be very fair and reasonable, provided I was flexible.

There’s no straight formula, but the house will usually get 50-75% of the base (what a customer pays when they first enter, and it’s always upfront). Adjusting slightly for inflation, I would earn around $38 of the $75 paid by the customer. Not much for an hour’s work. But I got to keep 100% of the tips, which would be usually $50, sometimes more, but not often.

Obviously the $50 was for the final rub & tug - masturbation. Although I was a qualified masseuse, the ending was pretty much what customers were there for. On the odd occasion where a customer didn’t want to be finished off, or was just there for an actual (God forbid) massage, I was pretty much screwed.

It could get worse. On a quiet period, the house could put a sign out the front for $25 off. Guess who funded that $25 ……. In full! So, if I got a ‘legit’ customer, I could work the full hour for nothing.

It’s usually assumed that we would up our income by offering additional services such as the obvious oral, vaginal or anal. No way - firstly because it was against house rules, and everything was filmed. Bet you didn’t know that!

Why did the house care so much? Motorcycle gangs and other protection rackets tend to leave massage parlours alone. There’s just not enough money in them. Brothels are a different story, and word travels fast. That’s why hidden cameras get installed, simply to keep the girls (and some guys) in line.

If you're reading this and getting nervous about your previous visits, don't be. I can only speak for the parlour I worked in, but in Australia recording without consent is illegal. The business isn't planning to make money by uploading your ejaculation to PornHub

So, then how did this tale of woe become lucrative? It’s simple ….. hours don’t have to be 60 minutes. As a parlour girl, it’s in your interest to dispose of a customer as fast as possible. Sperm is money, and the faster the better.

If I can dispose of a customer in 40 minutes, I’m increased my earning time by a third. Once you get the experience, 30 minutes is possible, even 20. Why would a customer pay for 60 minutes and leave in 20? Remember the purpose behind the visit. Many men sneak out of work, or are in a different city on business. They want to cum, and after it's over they'll make every excuse to get out, even apologising!

The better you get at disposals, the more walk-ins get allocated to you, and you can even negotiate a better fee with the house.

The subject everyone wants to know about, women customers.

As a straight woman I will still always prefer massaging a female body. They’re smaller and smoother. Most women who entered our doors knew we were not a totally reputable venue, but that’s not to say most were there for sexual extras. Many just liked to have a massage without their undies on, and have their breasts massaged. Licensed massage therapists will never do this.

The problem with women customers is that an hour is actually an hour, plus time for small talk, getting prepared and getting dressed again. A woman walks through the door and the masseuses scatter! Taking on a woman customer generally means earning less money.

Did women ever want happy endings? Yes, regularly. Some were lesbian or bi. Some just wanted the empowering (I'm so woke) experience of being touched by another woman …. After which they would run off and tell their friends, producing more income reducing customers.

To women reading this, I’ll frame this in a way that will make sense. If you picture a woman getting a happy ending, you probably think of me stimulating their clitoris with my fingers. Then consider this, when you masturbate do you use your fingers or a vibrator of some type?

The reality is vibrators, yet for some reason the female customer expects that a parlour girl has a magic ability to know a body well enough to produce an orgasm with her fingers. It just doesn’t happen.

Although female customers took the full hour, as I moved into my 40’s, I would get picked less and less by males. I managed to build up a solid base of regular women, but I had to lay down three solid rules.

First was to please respect my time, with an hour starting the second they entered the room and finishing with the door closing.

Second was that if they wanted ‘release’ they would need to bring their own clitoral (not penetrative) vibrator. In those days, cordless vibes didn’t work well, so they would need a smaller magic want style that could be discreet enough to fit in a handbag.

Third rule was that tips applied. I found woman to have a reluctance to paying the extra, with the view that it’s 10 minutes of massage and should be included for free.

By 2010 I had seen enough sperm, pulled apart enough labias and earned enough money to have a new lifestyle on the farm with my partner. No, he’s not a former customer and yes he does know about my previous job.

To happy ending customers, some pieces of advice.

Firstly, don’t always go for the pretty or sexy girls - I describe myself as plain and chubby, but back then I was plain and average. I would get picked last, but had a very good return of clients due to my massage technique.

Next, to males only. We always had 1-2 male masseurs who were there for guys only. Few of them were gay, but this was the only way they could make a living. If you want to be massaged by a male, just say it - nobody’s going to judge you, think you’re gay or whatever. Straight men I know have told me the best orgasms they've had was from a male. I would never have admitted this in my working days

Next, orgasm is a goal, not a right. Sometimes it doesn’t work, male or female. It’s not our fault, we try our best. Think very carefully before causing a vocal scene, it may not be in your interest.

Lastly, wipe your butts. Believe it or not females are the worst offenders, but if you’re having a massage, jump into the toilet, grab some paper and wipe your bottom. Remember, I can see absolutely everything!

Hopefully I haven’t inspired a wave of massage aspirants. It’s well paying but not something I would recommend to my daughter (if I had one)

Thanks for a good yarn on your experience, Jenni. Considering how many people seem to enjoy MILF and GILF porn I would have thought that as a woman aged she would attract not fewer customers, but just different customers, those who were aroused by women at different stages of their beauty. There are a lot of men (even if they're a minority), who enjoy conversation and banter with their massaging, caressing and petting and young girls often cut it in the convo department. Good luck with al your endeavours. You bring pleasure to the world and I hope it gives back.

 

[JenniZinc]

What is your wine business called? Love wine

Sorry, but I don't want to be outed

 

[JenniZinc]

Thanks for a good yarn on your experience, Jenni. Considering how many people seem to enjoy MILF and GILF porn I would have thought that as a woman aged she would attract not fewer customers, but just different customers, those who were aroused by women at different stages of their beauty. There are a lot of men (even if they're a minority), who enjoy conversation and banter with their massaging, caressing and petting and young girls often cut it in the convo department. Good luck with al your endeavours. You bring pleasure to the world and I hope it gives back.

Thank you so much, what a lovely comment xxx

 

[Luv2bnaked4u]

In my bio I describe myself as being a housewife with a "past". I confess I actually signed up to Literotica after Googling the topic of happy endings for women, and came across a thread that I felt didn't quite do the subject justice.

My past goes back 22 years, when I left a reputable job as a massage therapist and beautician, to join the dark side on ‘the circuit’ (parlour).

Why? Money. If you know what you’re doing and are good at what you do there's plenty to earn. If you're crap, your earnings are in line with that.

In my nine and a bit years I bought an apartment in Melbourne Australia, paid it off in full, and purchased a 20 acre farm with a minimum mortgage. So, I consider myself very good at it.

In Australia it’s not widely known that parlours are usually Asian or Russian (or some other Eastern European) owned. As an Anglo-Saxon white girl I worked on the Russian side. Despite what you may see on TV, I found the Russian bosses to be very fair and reasonable, provided I was flexible.

There’s no straight formula, but the house will usually get 50-75% of the base (what a customer pays when they first enter, and it’s always upfront). Adjusting slightly for inflation, I would earn around $38 of the $75 paid by the customer. Not much for an hour’s work. But I got to keep 100% of the tips, which would be usually $50, sometimes more, but not often.

Obviously the $50 was for the final rub & tug - masturbation. Although I was a qualified masseuse, the ending was pretty much what customers were there for. On the odd occasion where a customer didn’t want to be finished off, or was just there for an actual (God forbid) massage, I was pretty much screwed.

It could get worse. On a quiet period, the house could put a sign out the front for $25 off. Guess who funded that $25 ……. In full! So, if I got a ‘legit’ customer, I could work the full hour for nothing.

It’s usually assumed that we would up our income by offering additional services such as the obvious oral, vaginal or anal. No way - firstly because it was against house rules, and everything was filmed. Bet you didn’t know that!

Why did the house care so much? Motorcycle gangs and other protection rackets tend to leave massage parlours alone. There’s just not enough money in them. Brothels are a different story, and word travels fast. That’s why hidden cameras get installed, simply to keep the girls (and some guys) in line.

If you're reading this and getting nervous about your previous visits, don't be. I can only speak for the parlour I worked in, but in Australia recording without consent is illegal. The business isn't planning to make money by uploading your ejaculation to PornHub

So, then how did this tale of woe become lucrative? It’s simple ….. hours don’t have to be 60 minutes. As a parlour girl, it’s in your interest to dispose of a customer as fast as possible. Sperm is money, and the faster the better.

If I can dispose of a customer in 40 minutes, I’m increased my earning time by a third. Once you get the experience, 30 minutes is possible, even 20. Why would a customer pay for 60 minutes and leave in 20? Remember the purpose behind the visit. Many men sneak out of work, or are in a different city on business. They want to cum, and after it's over they'll make every excuse to get out, even apologising!

The better you get at disposals, the more walk-ins get allocated to you, and you can even negotiate a better fee with the house.

The subject everyone wants to know about, women customers.

As a straight woman I will still always prefer massaging a female body. They’re smaller and smoother. Most women who entered our doors knew we were not a totally reputable venue, but that’s not to say most were there for sexual extras. Many just liked to have a massage without their undies on, and have their breasts massaged. Licensed massage therapists will never do this.

The problem with women customers is that an hour is actually an hour, plus time for small talk, getting prepared and getting dressed again. A woman walks through the door and the masseuses scatter! Taking on a woman customer generally means earning less money.

Did women ever want happy endings? Yes, regularly. Some were lesbian or bi. Some just wanted the empowering (I'm so woke) experience of being touched by another woman …. After which they would run off and tell their friends, producing more income reducing customers.

To women reading this, I’ll frame this in a way that will make sense. If you picture a woman getting a happy ending, you probably think of me stimulating their clitoris with my fingers. Then consider this, when you masturbate do you use your fingers or a vibrator of some type?

The reality is vibrators, yet for some reason the female customer expects that a parlour girl has a magic ability to know a body well enough to produce an orgasm with her fingers. It just doesn’t happen.

Although female customers took the full hour, as I moved into my 40’s, I would get picked less and less by males. I managed to build up a solid base of regular women, but I had to lay down three solid rules.

First was to please respect my time, with an hour starting the second they entered the room and finishing with the door closing.

Second was that if they wanted ‘release’ they would need to bring their own clitoral (not penetrative) vibrator. In those days, cordless vibes didn’t work well, so they would need a smaller magic want style that could be discreet enough to fit in a handbag.

Third rule was that tips applied. I found woman to have a reluctance to paying the extra, with the view that it’s 10 minutes of massage and should be included for free.

By 2010 I had seen enough sperm, pulled apart enough labias and earned enough money to have a new lifestyle on the farm with my partner. No, he’s not a former customer and yes he does know about my previous job.

To happy ending customers, some pieces of advice.

Firstly, don’t always go for the pretty or sexy girls - I describe myself as plain and chubby, but back then I was plain and average. I would get picked last, but had a very good return of clients due to my massage technique.

Next, to males only. We always had 1-2 male masseurs who were there for guys only. Few of them were gay, but this was the only way they could make a living. If you want to be massaged by a male, just say it - nobody’s going to judge you, think you’re gay or whatever. Straight men I know have told me the best orgasms they've had was from a male. I would never have admitted this in my working days

Next, orgasm is a goal, not a right. Sometimes it doesn’t work, male or female. It’s not our fault, we try our best. Think very carefully before causing a vocal scene, it may not be in your interest.

Lastly, wipe your butts. Believe it or not females are the worst offenders, but if you’re having a massage, jump into the toilet, grab some paper and wipe your bottom. Remember, I can see absolutely everything!

Hopefully I haven’t inspired a wave of massage aspirants. It’s well paying but not something I would recommend to my daughter (if I had one)

Wow that’s amazing. I would love to Sit around and listen to some of your stories!
I wonder how many clients just wanted to be touched by another person? And sexual touched was even better
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