The reality of happy ending massage parlours (from someone who's worked in one)

[Trickman]

Well I’m available anytime after 5:00 for a enjoyable massage with a happy ending for half the price!

 

[JenniZinc]

Well I’m available anytime after 5:00 for a enjoyable massage with a happy ending for half the price!

You wouldn't admit it, I'm guessing, but I know very few people, female or male that can give another woman a happy ending - without vibration assistance

 

[Recooter]

You wouldn't admit it, I'm guessing, but I know very few people, female or male that can give another woman a happy ending - without vibration assistance

Really!! I raise my hand. I guess I may be one of those few individuals. To be honest, my wife finds it to be a bit too much, so we took the “long road”, which neither one of us are disappointed with.

 

[LIDiver]

You wouldn't admit it, I'm guessing, but I know very few people, female or male that can give another woman a happy ending - without vibration assistance

Count us as one of your few. She comes often and regularly by my fingers or mouth without vibrations. We actually don’t even own one.

 

[Trickman]

You wouldn't admit it, I'm guessing, but I know very few people, female or male that can give another woman a happy ending - without vibration assistance

Don’t knock it till you let me try !

 

[slightlysubhub]

I had a really great massage last week and after I orgasmed she cleaned me up and massaged all over my front torso plus a great scalp massage too,it was amazing. I’m going again today. They definitely remember me well and that I’m a good tipper too. I usually get to fool around with a bit more before and after the massage too.

 

[JenniZinc]

Count us as one of your few. She comes often and regularly by my fingers or mouth without vibrations. We actually don’t even own on

I had a really great massage last week and after I orgasmed she cleaned me up and massaged all over my front torso plus a great scalp massage too,it was amazing. I’m going again today. They definitely remember me well and that I’m a good tipper too. I usually get to fool around with a bit more before and after the massage too.

I never really had a problem with being touched, the only rule was 'external only'. You'd think it would be all boobs and ass (or vag) but sometimes it got strange. One guy would peer at my feet through the face hole (and I have horrible feet) meaning I had to finish him off lying face down. More than a few wanted to stroke my underarms. All harmless stuff .... except for the woman who could be 'helped' by putting her finger in my nose

 

[JenniZinc]

Don’t knock it till you let me try !

Okay, I'm going to make you an offer that I may regret. If you ever come to the Yarra Valley in Victoria Australia, I will accept your challenge. If you are successful and can make me climax using your fingers only, I will give you a happy ending that you'll never forget, AND, as a bonus the cleanup will be done with my tongue. It's a genuine offer, but I'm confident of the outcome!

 

[LIDiver]

except for the woman who could be 'helped' by putting her finger in my nose

The rarely encountered proboscis-probe.

 

[Trickman]

Okay, I'm going to make you an offer that I may regret. If you ever come to the Yarra Valley in Victoria Australia, I will accept your challenge. If you are successful and can make me climax using your fingers only, I will give you a happy ending that you'll never forget, AND, as a bonus the cleanup will be done with my tongue. It's a genuine offer, but I'm confident of the outcome!

Lol if only it was that easy!
I’m in the States!!

 

[LIDiver]

Lol if only it was that easy!
I’m in the States!!

If that offer came my way, there’d be a vapor trail to the airport.
We’re talking about Jenni here!

 

[JenniZinc]

Lol if only it was that easy!
I’m in the States!!

Damn my offer is Australia only - I get over the Napa Valley a couple of times a year for 'research'

 

[JenniZinc]

If that offer came my way, there’d be a vapor trail to the airport.
We’re talking about Jenni here!

...... forgetting that I'm a chubbyish woman in her mid to late 50's (but still very fuckable I've been told, by a partner who doesn't tend to fuck me very much anymore)

 

[LIDiver]

...... forgetting that I'm a chubbyish woman in her mid to late 50's (but still very fuckable I've been told, by a partner who doesn't tend to fuck me very much anymore)

Despite what appears to be comfort issues with yourself, you are quite nice, fun, and endearing thus desirable and, yes, fuckable.

 

[dkak001]

Okay, I'm going to make you an offer that I may regret. If you ever come to the Yarra Valley in Victoria Australia, I will accept your challenge... but I'm confident of the outcome!

This comes from someone who knows herself.

Then add to that the possible awkwardness of a fresh connection (someone new), while in new place, where the guy lacks the knowledge typically gained over time about his partner. Which I think is what Jenni is alluding to, that is, implying that achieving this in short order with a new woman may be difficult. Compared to guys, where many of us tend to cum at the drop of a hat. Maybe the only thing he has going for himself, is the fact that Jenni is probably comfortable in situations like this, where sexual gratification isn't necessarily tied to previous emotional connections.

I'm still betting on Jenni here.

 

[JenniZinc]

This comes from someone who knows herself.

Then add to that the possible awkwardness of a fresh connection (someone new), while in new place, where the guy lacks the knowledge typically gained over time about his partner. Which I think is what Jenni is alluding to, that is, implying that achieving this in short order with a new woman may be difficult. Compared to guys, where many of us tend to cum at the drop of a hat. Maybe the only thing he has going for himself, is the fact that Jenni is probably comfortable in situations like this, where sexual gratification isn't necessarily tied to previous emotional connections.

I'm still betting on Jenni here.

Nice overview! The truth is that only women understand their own bodies, and I include this to mean men to women or women to women. Even with a partner of many years, there's still nothing as sure as your own touch. Which is why I always insisted on women visiting the parlour to have their own personal clitoral vibrator. I was 90%+ confident that I could bring another woman to orgasm with these devices. I think men sometimes feel inadequate if they can't make a woman orgasm without a device, but it's just a fact of life and nothing to be ashamed about.

 

[dkak001]

The truth is that only women understand their own bodies, and I include this to mean men to women or women to women.
...
I think men sometimes feel inadequate if they can't make a woman orgasm without a device, but it's just a fact of life and nothing to be ashamed about.

There's a fair number who don't understand their own bodies too. My partner for example, doesn't like to touch herself. I don't think she could get herself off with her fingers if she tried. She gets off easily with the right trigger, A LOT of other ways, but for self pleasure she only uses the 'buzzer'.

You are absolutely correct about men, a lot of them anyway. I don't think that's a bad thing tho. It means they care enough to want to provide that pleasure for their partner. As long as they understand that and use what works why worry about it? You're absolutely correct it's nothing to be ashamed of. If you are with your partner, enjoying that intimate time together, who cares if it's fingers, tongue, cock, or a that gets you off. Just enjoy it.

 

[Winchester3030]

I had a really great massage last week and after I orgasmed she cleaned me up and massaged all over my front torso plus a great scalp massage too,it was amazing. I’m going again today. They definitely remember me well and that I’m a good tipper too. I usually get to fool around with a bit more before and after the massage too.

I need to find a place like you go to!

 

[Shaglus_Ziegler]

I’ve had a couple glorious happy endings from much older women in Indonesia. They weren’t afraid to massage my anus to speed things along! Sweet women.

 

[JenniZinc]

I need to find a place like you go to!

There's plenty around, the neon 'open' sign is always a giveaway. But don't expect the full massage on your first visit, it won't always happen if the venue is located in an area of legal restrictions.

 

[JenniZinc]

I’ve had a couple glorious happy endings from much older women in Indonesia. They weren’t afraid to massage my anus to speed things along! Sweet women.

I was always happy to stroke an anus for fast result, but never insert

 

[Shaglus_Ziegler]

I was always happy to stroke an anus for fast result, but never insert

Perfect!!!! I like your style!!

 

[Stromer]

Right after my first wife and I split up, I was told about a happy ending massage parlor in a large industrial area. I found the place, but since it was illegal, I chickened out and left. A few blocks away, I noticed several marked and unmarked police vehicles sitting in a parking lot.
The following morning it was all over the news that the authorities raided several massage parlors in that area shortly after I chickened out. Glad I followed my instincts that night.

 

[mrno]

I am curious if you and your partner (husband?) are currently active in the LS?

 

[JenniZinc]

I am curious if you and your partner (husband?) are currently active in the LS?

Sorry but what is the LS?