The reality of happy ending massage parlours (from someone who's worked in one)

[dkak001]

Given your experience in the pleasure industry (for lack of a better term), how do you think it's affected your current relationship? Do you think that background has had a positive, or negative, or neutral/no effect. If you ask your partner, does he think it's had an effect and if so, what would that be?

One would think the techniques picked up would certainly be a plus. (Let's face it, sometimes guys need to get off more than girls, so knowing how to take care of him quickly would probably be handy!)

I'm sort of undecided on how I would feel if my spouse had that sort of experience. I would like to think that it wouldn't bother me, but I don't know that's true.

 

[Buttercupps]

We used to have this Asian massage parlor where I live and the running rumor was always that it was a happy ending type of place. I even met a few men that claimed to have gone there and gotten the service. I never saw any vehicles outside of it and it never seemed to busy so they must not have been doing too well or there just wasn't the client base in rural western America.

 

[JCSTREET]

In my bio I describe myself as being a housewife with a "past". I confess I actually signed up to Literotica after Googling the topic of happy endings for women, and came across a thread that I felt didn't quite do the subject justice.

My past goes back 22 years, when I left a reputable job as a massage therapist and beautician, to join the dark side on ‘the circuit’ (parlour).

Why? Money. If you know what you’re doing and are good at what you do there's plenty to earn. If you're crap, your earnings are in line with that.

In my nine and a bit years I bought an apartment in Melbourne Australia, paid it off in full, and purchased a 20 acre farm with a minimum mortgage. So, I consider myself very good at it.

In Australia it’s not widely known that parlours are usually Asian or Russian (or some other Eastern European) owned. As an Anglo-Saxon white girl I worked on the Russian side. Despite what you may see on TV, I found the Russian bosses to be very fair and reasonable, provided I was flexible.

There’s no straight formula, but the house will usually get 50-75% of the base (what a customer pays when they first enter, and it’s always upfront). Adjusting slightly for inflation, I would earn around $25 of the $75 paid by the customer. Not much for an hour’s work. But I got to keep 100% of the tips, which would be usually $50, sometimes more, but not often.

Obviously the $50 was for the final rub & tug - masturbation. Although I was a qualified masseuse, the ending was pretty much what customers were there for. On the odd occasion where a customer didn’t want to be finished off, or was just there for an actual (God forbid) massage, I was pretty much screwed.

It could get worse. On a quiet period, the house could put a sign out the front for $25 off. Guess who funded that $25 ……. In full! So, if I got a ‘legit’ customer, I could work the full hour for nothing.

It’s usually assumed that we would up our income by offering additional services such as the obvious oral, vaginal or anal. No way - firstly because it was against house rules, and everything was filmed. Bet you didn’t know that!

Why did the house care so much? Motorcycle gangs and other protection rackets tend to leave massage parlours alone. There’s just not enough money in them. Brothels are a different story, and word travels fast. That’s why hidden cameras get installed, simply to keep the girls (and some guys) in line.

If you're reading this and getting nervous about your previous visits, don't be. I can only speak for the parlour I worked in, but in Australia recording without consent is illegal. The business isn't planning to make money by uploading your ejaculation to PornHub

So, then how did this tale of woe become lucrative? It’s simple ….. hours don’t have to be 60 minutes. As a parlour girl, it’s in your interest to dispose of a customer as fast as possible. Sperm is money, and the faster the better.

If I can dispose of a customer in 40 minutes, I’m increased my earning time by a third. Once you get the experience, 30 minutes is possible, even 20. Why would a customer pay for 60 minutes and leave in 20? Remember the purpose behind the visit. Many men sneak out of work, or are in a different city on business. They want to cum, and after it's over they'll make every excuse to get out, even apologising!

The better you get at disposals, the more walk-ins get allocated to you, and you can even negotiate a better fee with the house.

The subject everyone wants to know about, women customers.

As a straight woman I will still always prefer massaging a female body. They’re smaller and smoother. Most women who entered our doors knew we were not a totally reputable venue, but that’s not to say most were there for sexual extras. Many just liked to have a massage without their undies on, and have their breasts massaged. Licensed massage therapists will never do this.

The problem with women customers is that an hour is actually an hour, plus time for small talk, getting prepared and getting dressed again. A woman walks through the door and the masseuses scatter! Taking on a woman customer generally means earning less money.

Did women ever want happy endings? Yes, regularly. Some were lesbian or bi. Some just wanted the empowering (I'm so woke) experience of being touched by another woman …. After which they would run off and tell their friends, producing more income reducing customers.

To women reading this, I’ll frame this in a way that will make sense. If you picture a woman getting a happy ending, you probably think of me stimulating their clitoris with my fingers. Then consider this, when you masturbate do you use your fingers or a vibrator of some type?

The reality is vibrators, yet for some reason the female customer expects that a parlour girl has a magic ability to know a body well enough to produce an orgasm with her fingers. It just doesn’t happen.

Although female customers took the full hour, as I moved into my 40’s, I would get picked less and less by males. I managed to build up a solid base of regular women, but I had to lay down three solid rules.

First was to please respect my time, with an hour starting the second they entered the room and finishing with the door closing.

Second was that if they wanted ‘release’ they would need to bring their own clitoral (not penetrative) vibrator. In those days, cordless vibes didn’t work well, so they would need a smaller magic want style that could be discreet enough to fit in a handbag.

Third rule was that tips applied. I found woman to have a reluctance to paying the extra, with the view that it’s 10 minutes of massage and should be included for free.

By 2010 I had seen enough sperm, pulled apart enough labias and earned enough money to have a new lifestyle on the farm with my partner. No, he’s not a former customer and yes he does know about my previous job.

To happy ending customers, some pieces of advice.

Firstly, don’t always go for the pretty or sexy girls - I describe myself as plain and chubby, but back then I was plain and average. I would get picked last, but had a very good return of clients due to my massage technique.

Next, to males only. We always had 1-2 male masseurs who were there for guys only. Few of them were gay, but this was the only way they could make a living. If you want to be massaged by a male, just say it - nobody’s going to judge you, think you’re gay or whatever. Straight men I know have told me the best orgasms they've had was from a male. I would never have admitted this in my working days

Next, orgasm is a goal, not a right. Sometimes it doesn’t work, male or female. It’s not our fault, we try our best. Think very carefully before causing a vocal scene, it may not be in your interest.

Lastly, wipe your butts. Believe it or not females are the worst offenders, but if you’re having a massage, jump into the toilet, grab some paper and wipe your bottom. Remember, I can see absolutely everything!

Hopefully I haven’t inspired a wave of massage aspirants. It’s well paying but not something I would recommend to my daughter (if I had one)

A lovely unaffected account. You might consider writing erotica for Amazon. Your matter-of-fact writing style is exactly what is so often missing from good yarns. I enjoyed this account and also found it arousing. Kudos, Jenni. You have the knack.

 

[JenniZinc]

What training did the Thai girls get that you didn't?

I don't know this for sure, but I understand that Thai girls receive 'live' training from males, usually the owners. It sounds sleazy but make

A lovely unaffected account. You might consider writing erotica for Amazon. Your matter-of-fact writing style is exactly what is so often missing from good yarns. I enjoyed this account and also found it arousing. Kudos, Jenni. You have the knack.

Thanks, very much appreciated. By way of history, this had originally been planned as a memoir. I had a literary agent and had written around half, with chapter plans for the remaining. This was rejected by several of the major publishers on the grounds that it needed to be 'spiced up'. This essentially would have meant basing my account on a true story. I'm not particularly good at writing fiction, so I abandoned the project

 

[JenniZinc]

We used to have this Asian massage parlor where I live and the running rumor was always that it was a happy ending type of place. I even met a few men that claimed to have gone there and gotten the service. I never saw any vehicles outside of it and it never seemed to busy so they must not have been doing too well or there just wasn't the client base in rural western America.

Actually the 'no vehicles' makes sense. Clients would do anything to avoid people putting two and two together, so would often park as far away as possible. So chances are it was doing well but it just wasn't obvious!

 

[JenniZinc]

Given your experience in the pleasure industry (for lack of a better term), how do you think it's affected your current relationship? Do you think that background has had a positive, or negative, or neutral/no effect. If you ask your partner, does he think it's had an effect and if so, what would that be?

One would think the techniques picked up would certainly be a plus. (Let's face it, sometimes guys need to get off more than girls, so knowing how to take care of him quickly would probably be handy!)

I'm sort of undecided on how I would feel if my spouse had that sort of experience. I would like to think that it wouldn't bother me, but I don't know that's true.

My partner and I don't have a great sex life, but that has nothing to do with my past. So, my certain abilities has no affect on our relationship in any way. I mostly 'self serve' these days, and this is always with a clitoral vibrator. However if I ever decided to masturbate manually I'm sure some of my techniques would come in handy.

 

[ImiGirrst]

mature women are very sexy!

You know, we have a difficult time believing this is true. I mean you have no reason to lie to us, but still, we have more messages telling us it's untrue than true.

 

[JenniZinc]

You know, we have a difficult time believing this is true. I mean you have no reason to lie to us, but still, we have more messages telling us it's untrue than true.

Not sure I follow you on this, are you saying mature women aren't sexy?

 

[ImiGirrst]

Not sure I follow you on this, are you saying mature women aren't sexy?

Note at all. I'm saying that often, we don't believe we are. A lot of us had trouble beleiving we were sexy when we were younger, so how can we be sexy when we've gotten older. So, if we can't beleive ourselves, how can we don't beleive it when someone tells us we are?

What goes further is that there are so many messages that tell us only girls under 25 can be sexy. How many times are we told (by women no less) that we are wearing something too young for us, too revealing, too slutty, too too too something. So we constantly have to fight to hold on to what we might think about our selves, hold on to a different message that we are in touch with our sensual side? It's a real challenge, especially when we are surrounded in a place that tells us we are only for baby making, that there is a proper way to act and if we don't, we're going to hell.

That's why Lit is so important. So many here would like to see us. They could get any amount of porn, but real people always wins out. And what we see as glaring imperfections, the guys here, who have no reason whatsoever to lie to us, well, they see the beauty and sexy in us - and they are the beginning of helping us beleive it too.

 

[JenniZinc]

Note at all. I'm saying that often, we don't believe we are. A lot of us had trouble beleiving we were sexy when we were younger, so how can we be sexy when we've gotten older. So, if we can't beleive ourselves, how can we don't beleive it when someone tells us we are?

What goes further is that there are so many messages that tell us only girls under 25 can be sexy. How many times are we told (by women no less) that we are wearing something too young for us, too revealing, too slutty, too too too something. So we constantly have to fight to hold on to what we might think about our selves, hold on to a different message that we are in touch with our sensual side? It's a real challenge, especially when we are surrounded in a place that tells us we are only for baby making, that there is a proper way to act and if we don't, we're going to hell.

That's why Lit is so important. So many here would like to see us. They could get any amount of porn, but real people always wins out. And what we see as glaring imperfections, the guys here, who have no reason whatsoever to lie to us, well, they see the beauty and sexy in us - and they are the beginning of helping us beleive it too.

Okay, I get where you're coming from, I misunderstood you. I've never particularly thought of myself as sexy - that's not me putting myself down, it's just that I have never been a girly girl. I find women attractive, but I'm not actually attracted to women. But if I were ever to want to admire women in their natural state I would take a look at pics circa the 70's and early 80's when women actually looked like women. I think mature age women are particularly sexy. Young 'hotties' some look like shapeless prepubescents. If I ever turned gay I would go for someone of my own age!

 

[ImiGirrst]

Okay, I get where you're coming from, I misunderstood you. I've never particularly thought of myself as sexy - that's not me putting myself down, it's just that I have never been a girly girl. I find women attractive, but I'm not actually attracted to women. But if I were ever to want to admire women in their natural state I would take a look at pics circa the 70's and early 80's when women actually looked like women. I think mature age women are particularly sexy. Young 'hotties' some look like shapeless prepubescents. If I ever turned gay I would go for someone of my own age!

I would agree. I tend to be all lines and angles. Never been the girly girl, but I do like to feel like a woman.
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As for aging, I have a few heroes.
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[Rockymtnman]

In my bio I describe myself as being a housewife with a "past". I confess I actually signed up to Literotica after Googling the topic of happy endings for women, and came across a thread that I felt didn't quite do the subject justice.

My past goes back 22 years, when I left a reputable job as a massage therapist and beautician, to join the dark side on ‘the circuit’ (parlour).

Why? Money. If you know what you’re doing and are good at what you do there's plenty to earn. If you're crap, your earnings are in line with that.

In my nine and a bit years I bought an apartment in Melbourne Australia, paid it off in full, and purchased a 20 acre farm with a minimum mortgage. So, I consider myself very good at it.

In Australia it’s not widely known that parlours are usually Asian or Russian (or some other Eastern European) owned. As an Anglo-Saxon white girl I worked on the Russian side. Despite what you may see on TV, I found the Russian bosses to be very fair and reasonable, provided I was flexible.

There’s no straight formula, but the house will usually get 50-75% of the base (what a customer pays when they first enter, and it’s always upfront). Adjusting slightly for inflation, I would earn around $25 of the $75 paid by the customer. Not much for an hour’s work. But I got to keep 100% of the tips, which would be usually $50, sometimes more, but not often.

Obviously the $50 was for the final rub & tug - masturbation. Although I was a qualified masseuse, the ending was pretty much what customers were there for. On the odd occasion where a customer didn’t want to be finished off, or was just there for an actual (God forbid) massage, I was pretty much screwed.

It could get worse. On a quiet period, the house could put a sign out the front for $25 off. Guess who funded that $25 ……. In full! So, if I got a ‘legit’ customer, I could work the full hour for nothing.

It’s usually assumed that we would up our income by offering additional services such as the obvious oral, vaginal or anal. No way - firstly because it was against house rules, and everything was filmed. Bet you didn’t know that!

Why did the house care so much? Motorcycle gangs and other protection rackets tend to leave massage parlours alone. There’s just not enough money in them. Brothels are a different story, and word travels fast. That’s why hidden cameras get installed, simply to keep the girls (and some guys) in line.

If you're reading this and getting nervous about your previous visits, don't be. I can only speak for the parlour I worked in, but in Australia recording without consent is illegal. The business isn't planning to make money by uploading your ejaculation to PornHub

So, then how did this tale of woe become lucrative? It’s simple ….. hours don’t have to be 60 minutes. As a parlour girl, it’s in your interest to dispose of a customer as fast as possible. Sperm is money, and the faster the better.

If I can dispose of a customer in 40 minutes, I’m increased my earning time by a third. Once you get the experience, 30 minutes is possible, even 20. Why would a customer pay for 60 minutes and leave in 20? Remember the purpose behind the visit. Many men sneak out of work, or are in a different city on business. They want to cum, and after it's over they'll make every excuse to get out, even apologising!

The better you get at disposals, the more walk-ins get allocated to you, and you can even negotiate a better fee with the house.

The subject everyone wants to know about, women customers.

As a straight woman I will still always prefer massaging a female body. They’re smaller and smoother. Most women who entered our doors knew we were not a totally reputable venue, but that’s not to say most were there for sexual extras. Many just liked to have a massage without their undies on, and have their breasts massaged. Licensed massage therapists will never do this.

The problem with women customers is that an hour is actually an hour, plus time for small talk, getting prepared and getting dressed again. A woman walks through the door and the masseuses scatter! Taking on a woman customer generally means earning less money.

Did women ever want happy endings? Yes, regularly. Some were lesbian or bi. Some just wanted the empowering (I'm so woke) experience of being touched by another woman …. After which they would run off and tell their friends, producing more income reducing customers.

To women reading this, I’ll frame this in a way that will make sense. If you picture a woman getting a happy ending, you probably think of me stimulating their clitoris with my fingers. Then consider this, when you masturbate do you use your fingers or a vibrator of some type?

The reality is vibrators, yet for some reason the female customer expects that a parlour girl has a magic ability to know a body well enough to produce an orgasm with her fingers. It just doesn’t happen.

Although female customers took the full hour, as I moved into my 40’s, I would get picked less and less by males. I managed to build up a solid base of regular women, but I had to lay down three solid rules.

First was to please respect my time, with an hour starting the second they entered the room and finishing with the door closing.

Second was that if they wanted ‘release’ they would need to bring their own clitoral (not penetrative) vibrator. In those days, cordless vibes didn’t work well, so they would need a smaller magic want style that could be discreet enough to fit in a handbag.

Third rule was that tips applied. I found woman to have a reluctance to paying the extra, with the view that it’s 10 minutes of massage and should be included for free.

By 2010 I had seen enough sperm, pulled apart enough labias and earned enough money to have a new lifestyle on the farm with my partner. No, he’s not a former customer and yes he does know about my previous job.

To happy ending customers, some pieces of advice.

Firstly, don’t always go for the pretty or sexy girls - I describe myself as plain and chubby, but back then I was plain and average. I would get picked last, but had a very good return of clients due to my massage technique.

Next, to males only. We always had 1-2 male masseurs who were there for guys only. Few of them were gay, but this was the only way they could make a living. If you want to be massaged by a male, just say it - nobody’s going to judge you, think you’re gay or whatever. Straight men I know have told me the best orgasms they've had was from a male. I would never have admitted this in my working days

Next, orgasm is a goal, not a right. Sometimes it doesn’t work, male or female. It’s not our fault, we try our best. Think very carefully before causing a vocal scene, it may not be in your interest.

Lastly, wipe your butts. Believe it or not females are the worst offenders, but if you’re having a massage, jump into the toilet, grab some paper and wipe your bottom. Remember, I can see absolutely everything!

Hopefully I haven’t inspired a wave of massage aspirants. It’s well paying but not something I would recommend to my daughter (if I had one)

I just got “ fired” by my normal masseuse. No rub and tug. Legit place. I’m, as she said too dense and it wears her out. She suggested a larger woman that was stronger on several occasions during my last massage. I’m 5’11 and 235. Very little of it fat. So looks like new masseuse next visit. She is maybe 5’5 125lbs.

 

[JenniZinc]

I just got “ fired” by my normal masseuse. No rub and tug. Legit place. I’m, as she said too dense and it wears her out. She suggested a larger woman that was stronger on several occasions during my last massage. I’m 5’11 and 235. Very little of it fat. So looks like new masseuse next visit. She is maybe 5’5 125lbs.

Sorry, I can't really comment on legit places as I simply don't have an opinion on them

 

[UtilityCurve]

Note at all. I'm saying that often, we don't believe we are. A lot of us had trouble beleiving we were sexy when we were younger, so how can we be sexy when we've gotten older. So, if we can't beleive ourselves, how can we don't beleive it when someone tells us we are?

Sexy is as sexy DOES. The "hottest" young one can become ugly in an instant with an unattractive (rude, condescending, entitled--the list goes on and on) attitude. My wife (who had the same body image issues endemic among Western women) struggled to express her understanding of this as it should be: It's what you make of your situation. You're older, added some weight, gravity did it's thing; you're also more experienced, probably less fearful of trying new things (at least with a partner you trust, and how many young women know when to [dis]trust?), maybe beyond childbearing and you can talk dirty like a sailor! Not a bit if those things are associated with youth, but as someone who has drunk aged wine (metaphor), every word is true.

What goes further is that there are so many messages that tell us only girls under 25 can be sexy. How many times are we told (by women no less) that we are wearing something too young for us, too revealing, too slutty, too too too something. So we constantly have to fight to hold on to what we might think about our selves, hold on to a different message that we are in touch with our sensual side? It's a real challenge, especially when we are surrounded in a place that tells us we are only for baby making, that there is a proper way to act and if we don't, we're going to hell.

I, as a man, cannot help what women say. (Heck, I can barely affect my circle of male friends!) Agreed, women police their own more strictly (and cruelly) than men. But if you're a straight woman, keep your eyes fixed on the destination: A bed with a man in it. What you do to get there and how quickly is up to you. A GF once told me that her previous BF used to "complain" that other girls dressed "slutty" and he didn't like it. I couldn't help myself: I burst out laughing. She did not, I told her, what was he supposed to say to make her feel good?

As far as babymaking goes, I found the courage to tell my as-yet-not-a-mom wife that the whole pregnancy thing turned me on. Didn't mean I wanted to knock her up that evening, but we played with it in bed. Not every time, but damned if it didn't cross my, um, mind every time I came inside her. I constantly reminded her: The things that would enable her to become a mother were my favorite female body parts.

That's why Lit is so important. So many here would like to see us. They could get any amount of porn, but real people always wins out. And what we see as glaring imperfections, the guys here, who have no reason whatsoever to lie to us, well, they see the beauty and sexy in us - and they are the beginning of helping us beleive it too.

Don't know what your tolerance for porn video is, but if you're curious: https://www.xvideos.com/?k=Private+society

Yes, some of the women are young and everyone would call them pretty. But they ALL look real to me, as does the pleasure they experience and the satisfaction the men get. Not amateur per se like a couple's private sex tape(s)--it's commercial--but redeemed by the laughter, awkwardness and the less-than-Olympian quantities of semen. If you think I had to stretch to remember what these videos were called, I got news for you: Since my wife died, they're a regular part of my diet (I have been spectacularly unsuccessful at attracting women, which is jarring, because up to and including her, I had ZERO trouble. Not bragging if you can do it, a great baseball player once said.

 

[JenniZinc]

Sexy is as sexy DOES. The "hottest" young one can become ugly in an instant with an unattractive (rude, condescending, entitled--the list goes on and on) attitude. My wife (who had the same body image issues endemic among Western women) struggled to express her understanding of this as it should be: It's what you make of your situation. You're older, added some weight, gravity did it's thing; you're also more experienced, probably less fearful of trying new things (at least with a partner you trust, and how many young women know when to [dis]trust?), maybe beyond childbearing and you can talk dirty like a sailor! Not a bit if those things are associated with youth, but as someone who has drunk aged wine (metaphor), every word is true.

I, as a man, cannot help what women say. (Heck, I can barely affect my circle of male friends!) Agreed, women police their own more strictly (and cruelly) than men. But if you're a straight woman, keep your eyes fixed on the destination: A bed with a man in it. What you do to get there and how quickly is up to you. A GF once told me that her previous BF used to "complain" that other girls dressed "slutty" and he didn't like it. I couldn't help myself: I burst out laughing. She did not, I told her, what was he supposed to say to make her feel good?

As far as babymaking goes, I found the courage to tell my as-yet-not-a-mom wife that the whole pregnancy thing turned me on. Didn't mean I wanted to knock her up that evening, but we played with it in bed. Not every time, but damned if it didn't cross my, um, mind every time I came inside her. I constantly reminded her: The things that would enable her to become a mother were my favorite female body parts.

Don't know what your tolerance for porn video is, but if you're curious: https://www.xvideos.com/?k=Private+society

Yes, some of the women are young and everyone would call them pretty. But they ALL look real to me, as does the pleasure they experience and the satisfaction the men get. Not amateur per se like a couple's private sex tape(s)--it's commercial--but redeemed by the laughter, awkwardness and the less-than-Olympian quantities of semen. If you think I had to stretch to remember what these videos were called, I got news for you: Since my wife died, they're a regular part of my diet (I have been spectacularly unsuccessful at attracting women, which is jarring, because up to and including her, I had ZERO trouble. Not bragging if you can do it, a great baseball player once said.

Somehow we've drifted off topic, but if you're having no success at attracting women, shouldn't you try doing something different to what you're doing now?

 

[JenniZinc]

Some random thoughts about how a lot of men try to b*lls*it us, for no apparent reason .......

1. "I had no idea your venue did happy endings" - Okay, this is possible, but when I asked if there was any area you wanted me to concentrate on (intentional question I always asked) you did say your penis .... very quickly

2. "This is actually my first time at one of these places" - hear the word 'actually' enough and you'll know it precedes a lie. Who cares if it's your first time, is that supposed to make it more special for me?

3. "My wife is totally cool with this" - yeah sure she is, that's why you side shuffled through our door like a scared crab

4. "I usually get hard a lot quicker than this" - it doesn't matter, I'm not judging you on your erections. A lot of men don't get an erection until I start stroking their penis.

5. "I think I've strained my groin area" - okay, you know you're going to get this area worked on. so why pretend you're getting it done for medical reasons?

I'm sure there's plenty more, but I could have almost kept a stopwatch for one of these to come out!

 

[crashD]

My husband and I had a couples massage on honeymoon in Phuket. Was lovely.

Was there a happy ending?

 

[Recooter]

Was there a happy ending?

I was actually going to ask the same question.

 

[Filipinawife]

Was there a happy ending?

Very happy

 

[Recooter]

Very happy

You are quite amazing!

 

[ColinPiper]

When I started, my massage skills were almost non existent, but I did a trade with a Thai girl, she taught me massage and I taught her Mathematics to get through her University entrance exam!

Punters paid for massages, with the expectation of a happy ending, and to begin with you had no massage skills whatsoever? This is why some RnT shops get such poor reviews. Don't the operators offering "Massage" in flashing neon signs care about their staff having at least some basic skills? I did a one day massage course with a partner a number of years ago and I still have more technique than a lot of the pathetic attempts I've been on the receiving end of at some of these RnT shops. FFS.

(Not having a go at you specifically, OP, just venting my frustration at paying for something and getting a poor return.)

 

[crashD]

My wife and I had a couples massage at a resort in Mexico.

We were fully nude, both received our massage from a fully dressed woman

Not a happy endings kind of place, but my butt and inner thighs got a very nice masssge.

I was surprised I didn’t get hard - probably because we had been fucking multiple times daily.

I was definitely hanging long when I got up and walked over to my robe.

My wife provided the happy ending back at our room

Great experience

 

[JenniZinc]

My wife and I had a couples massage at a resort in Mexico.

We were fully nude, both received our massage from a fully dressed woman

Not a happy endings kind of place, but my butt and inner thighs got a very nice masssge.

I was surprised I didn’t get hard - probably because we had been fucking multiple times daily.

I was definitely hanging long when I got up and walked over to my robe.

My wife provided the happy ending back at our room

Great experience

Couples massages can be quite erotic, even without a happy ending

 

[JenniZinc]

Punters paid for massages, with the expectation of a happy ending, and to begin with you had no massage skills whatsoever? This is why some RnT shops get such poor reviews. Don't the operators offering "Massage" in flashing neon signs care about their staff having at least some basic skills? I did a one day massage course with a partner a number of years ago and I still have more technique than a lot of the pathetic attempts I've been on the receiving end of at some of these RnT shops. FFS.

(Not having a go at you specifically, OP, just venting my frustration at paying for something and getting a poor return.)

In my experience punters don't go to a parlour for anything resembling a proper massage. I'm not trained in massage but can give a pretty damn good one through years of practice. Often parlours will have the traditional skeleton and muscular poster at the entrance to give a degree of legitimacy but you won't find any massage diplomas in the room

 

[JenniZinc]

Very happy

It would be nice to get some detail, I'm sure people on this thread would love to hear more about your experience