The reality of happy ending massage parlours (from someone who's worked in one)

[Filipinawife]

We had a couples massage on honeymoon in Phuket

 

[spurtman]

We had a couples massage on honeymoon in Phuket

Years ago, my wife and I booked two masseuses in Changmai Thailand to give us each a massage at the same time in our small hotel suite -- my wife on the bed in the bedroom, me on the living room floor. My massage ended most "happily," leaving me with two problems -- mopping myself up from the gargantuan cumshot the hot Thai masseuse coaxed out of me (fortunately, I was lying on a big towel), and second, sneaking into the bedroom while my wife was half-asleep at the end of her massage, to fetch my wallet and properly tip my masseuse.

I don't think my wife suspected anything, but to this day I'm thankful that she wasn't demanding sexually that evening (we'd had a long flight from elsewhere in Asia) -- I may not have been able to perform, so to speak!

 

[JenniZinc]

We had a couples massage on honeymoon in Phuket

Years ago, my wife and I booked two masseuses in Changmai Thailand to give us each a massage at the same time in our small hotel suite -- my wife on the bed in the bedroom, me on the living room floor. My massage ended most "happily," leaving me with two problems -- mopping myself up from the gargantuan cumshot the hot Thai masseuse coaxed out of me (fortunately, I was lying on a big towel), and second, sneaking into the bedroom while my wife was half-asleep at the end of her massage, to fetch my wallet and properly tip my masseuse.

I don't think my wife suspected anything, but to this day I'm thankful that she wasn't demanding sexually that evening (we'd had a long flight from elsewhere in Asia) -- I may not have been able to perform, so to speak!

I've heard a lot that Thai women often play a game of sneaking a happy ending in for the male during a couples massage! Glad yours worked out for you

 

[Crankbait88]

So THAT'S what they mean by "happy ending." Learn something new everyday.

 

[OtherwisePrint6210]

It would be nice to get some detail, I'm sure people on this thread would love to hear more about your experience

yes, we are all detail freaks with OCD. Please help us.

 

[live4thebj]

I don’t care how old you are. As long as you are a truly born as a female suck away.

 

[Gator66]

Really appreciate your sharing your experience as I am very active in the hobby. Where I live in the states, the parlors are almost 100% staffed by Koreans although there are a few places with Hispanic women. Given the demand, I can't imagine that the house fee of $80/hour or $60/half-hour isn't shared equally.

Maybe your experience was before texting, but often I've been texted by masseuses thanking me for visiting them and asking me to return. Did you ever actively solicit customers like that?

Also, there are a number of parlors that are known for providing full service. This has put pressure on the non-full-service parlors to provide extras. Did you ever encounter competition like that?

 

[JenniZinc]

Really appreciate your sharing your experience as I am very active in the hobby. Where I live in the states, the parlors are almost 100% staffed by Koreans although there are a few places with Hispanic women. Given the demand, I can't imagine that the house fee of $80/hour or $60/half-hour isn't shared equally.

Maybe your experience was before texting, but often I've been texted by masseuses thanking me for visiting them and asking me to return. Did you ever actively solicit customers like that?

Also, there are a number of parlors that are known for providing full service. This has put pressure on the non-full-service parlors to provide extras. Did you ever encounter competition like that?

Ha ha, yes there was texting in the early 2000's Texting clients is normally something done by Asian Parlours - often it's even calling to solicit business. This is a really bad practice as it blows all discretion out the window. Imagine a man in the car with his wife and kids, answering a phone from 'Lilly' on loud speaker, asking if he's wanting another massage. If you look at a lot of ads for parlours they state 'no private numbers' but I can totally see why most people would prefer not to be identified.

 

[JenniZinc]

I don’t care how old you are. As long as you are a truly born as a female suck away.

So there's no way a male could make you ejaculate?

 

[Gator66]

Thanks for your reply. I tend to avoid the full-service places and since there are a number of AMPs in my area it is fun to give a new place a try. Whenever I am visiting a new place, I don't have expectations and just try to have a fun time, get a reasonable massage and a HE. After a few visits when I've developed a "relationship" with a masseuse, I try to explore if there is a larger menu. While I'm not seeking FS I do enjoy exchanging oral very much. I am sometimes baffled at the boundaries that these gals have, but whatever boundaries they have I accept them. For instance, this one gal wouldn't provide or accept oral but wanted me to give her a HE with my fingers. Another actually provided a pussy job, (she managed the logistics), and I would have thought that full-service would be offered, but no it wasn't. Did you often have challenges with your boundaries?

 

[JenniZinc]

Thanks for your reply. I tend to avoid the full-service places and since there are a number of AMPs in my area it is fun to give a new place a try. Whenever I am visiting a new place, I don't have expectations and just try to have a fun time, get a reasonable massage and a HE. After a few visits when I've developed a "relationship" with a masseuse, I try to explore if there is a larger menu. While I'm not seeking FS I do enjoy exchanging oral very much. I am sometimes baffled at the boundaries that these gals have, but whatever boundaries they have I accept them. For instance, this one gal wouldn't provide or accept oral but wanted me to give her a HE with my fingers. Another actually provided a pussy job, (she managed the logistics), and I would have thought that full-service would be offered, but no it wasn't. Did you often have challenges with your boundaries?

Our boundaries, were simple, hands only .... so no mouth, vagina or other! We had cameras in the room, and a warning button, so if anyone tried to go past our rules they were escorted out of the premises. We were on a quite busy road so if our bouncers ever ejected someone they did it loudly enough to alert everyone in the area and embarrass the client. One trouble maker was a supermarket manager from three doors away. One of our more aggressive bouncers had enough of him, and dragged him to his place of work, threw him over the cigarette counter yelling something along the lines of 'I told you before we don't provide 15 year old girls for you'

 

[PammySkirts]

In my bio I describe myself as being a housewife with a "past". I confess I actually signed up to Literotica after Googling the topic of happy endings for women, and came across a thread that I felt didn't quite do the subject justice.

My past goes back 22 years, when I left a reputable job as a massage therapist and beautician, to join the dark side on ‘the circuit’ (parlour).

Why? Money. If you know what you’re doing and are good at what you do there's plenty to earn. If you're crap, your earnings are in line with that.

In my nine and a bit years I bought an apartment in Melbourne Australia, paid it off in full, and purchased a 20 acre farm with a minimum mortgage. So, I consider myself very good at it.

In Australia it’s not widely known that parlours are usually Asian or Russian (or some other Eastern European) owned. As an Anglo-Saxon white girl I worked on the Russian side. Despite what you may see on TV, I found the Russian bosses to be very fair and reasonable, provided I was flexible.

There’s no straight formula, but the house will usually get 50-75% of the base (what a customer pays when they first enter, and it’s always upfront). Adjusting slightly for inflation, I would earn around $25 of the $75 paid by the customer. Not much for an hour’s work. But I got to keep 100% of the tips, which would be usually $50, sometimes more, but not often.

Obviously the $50 was for the final rub & tug - masturbation. Although I was a qualified masseuse, the ending was pretty much what customers were there for. On the odd occasion where a customer didn’t want to be finished off, or was just there for an actual (God forbid) massage, I was pretty much screwed.

It could get worse. On a quiet period, the house could put a sign out the front for $25 off. Guess who funded that $25 ……. In full! So, if I got a ‘legit’ customer, I could work the full hour for nothing.

It’s usually assumed that we would up our income by offering additional services such as the obvious oral, vaginal or anal. No way - firstly because it was against house rules, and everything was filmed. Bet you didn’t know that!

Why did the house care so much? Motorcycle gangs and other protection rackets tend to leave massage parlours alone. There’s just not enough money in them. Brothels are a different story, and word travels fast. That’s why hidden cameras get installed, simply to keep the girls (and some guys) in line.

If you're reading this and getting nervous about your previous visits, don't be. I can only speak for the parlour I worked in, but in Australia recording without consent is illegal. The business isn't planning to make money by uploading your ejaculation to PornHub

So, then how did this tale of woe become lucrative? It’s simple ….. hours don’t have to be 60 minutes. As a parlour girl, it’s in your interest to dispose of a customer as fast as possible. Sperm is money, and the faster the better.

If I can dispose of a customer in 40 minutes, I’m increased my earning time by a third. Once you get the experience, 30 minutes is possible, even 20. Why would a customer pay for 60 minutes and leave in 20? Remember the purpose behind the visit. Many men sneak out of work, or are in a different city on business. They want to cum, and after it's over they'll make every excuse to get out, even apologising!

The better you get at disposals, the more walk-ins get allocated to you, and you can even negotiate a better fee with the house.

The subject everyone wants to know about, women customers.

As a straight woman I will still always prefer massaging a female body. They’re smaller and smoother. Most women who entered our doors knew we were not a totally reputable venue, but that’s not to say most were there for sexual extras. Many just liked to have a massage without their undies on, and have their breasts massaged. Licensed massage therapists will never do this.

The problem with women customers is that an hour is actually an hour, plus time for small talk, getting prepared and getting dressed again. A woman walks through the door and the masseuses scatter! Taking on a woman customer generally means earning less money.

Did women ever want happy endings? Yes, regularly. Some were lesbian or bi. Some just wanted the empowering (I'm so woke) experience of being touched by another woman …. After which they would run off and tell their friends, producing more income reducing customers.

To women reading this, I’ll frame this in a way that will make sense. If you picture a woman getting a happy ending, you probably think of me stimulating their clitoris with my fingers. Then consider this, when you masturbate do you use your fingers or a vibrator of some type?

The reality is vibrators, yet for some reason the female customer expects that a parlour girl has a magic ability to know a body well enough to produce an orgasm with her fingers. It just doesn’t happen.

Although female customers took the full hour, as I moved into my 40’s, I would get picked less and less by males. I managed to build up a solid base of regular women, but I had to lay down three solid rules.

First was to please respect my time, with an hour starting the second they entered the room and finishing with the door closing.

Second was that if they wanted ‘release’ they would need to bring their own clitoral (not penetrative) vibrator. In those days, cordless vibes didn’t work well, so they would need a smaller magic want style that could be discreet enough to fit in a handbag.

Third rule was that tips applied. I found woman to have a reluctance to paying the extra, with the view that it’s 10 minutes of massage and should be included for free.

By 2010 I had seen enough sperm, pulled apart enough labias and earned enough money to have a new lifestyle on the farm with my partner. No, he’s not a former customer and yes he does know about my previous job.

To happy ending customers, some pieces of advice.

Firstly, don’t always go for the pretty or sexy girls - I describe myself as plain and chubby, but back then I was plain and average. I would get picked last, but had a very good return of clients due to my massage technique.

Next, to males only. We always had 1-2 male masseurs who were there for guys only. Few of them were gay, but this was the only way they could make a living. If you want to be massaged by a male, just say it - nobody’s going to judge you, think you’re gay or whatever. Straight men I know have told me the best orgasms they've had was from a male. I would never have admitted this in my working days

Next, orgasm is a goal, not a right. Sometimes it doesn’t work, male or female. It’s not our fault, we try our best. Think very carefully before causing a vocal scene, it may not be in your interest.

Lastly, wipe your butts. Believe it or not females are the worst offenders, but if you’re having a massage, jump into the toilet, grab some paper and wipe your bottom. Remember, I can see absolutely everything!

Hopefully I haven’t inspired a wave of massage aspirants. It’s well paying but not something I would recommend to my daughter (if I had one)

Thanks for that…. Very interesting read. I have always wondered if women can get a happy ending as well.

 

[JenniZinc]

Unlike the op, short timing a client is a sackable offence. We rely on 70% plus being regulars who come back again and again. Someone who is short timed might not say much but the chances of a re-booking are much less. Our clientele is mainly male, middle aged, middle management, tradie, and similar types reflecting the local area where there are reasonable disposable incomes.

Sorry, I forgot I meant to clarify this. At no time did we ever short change a client in terms of time. What we did do was bring forward the happy ending to be a 'happy just around 40 minutes'. We would bring the client to orgasm and then continue to massage other parts ..... but in 90% of cases, the client would choose to end the massage early. Sneaky, but we never got complaints.

 

[womaneater58]

I've never had a massage but now I'm considering one just for the happy ending. How would you know where to go?

 

[ImiGirrst]

I've never had a massage but now I'm considering one just for the happy ending. How would you know where to go?

I wonder about this too. The idea is intriguing, as long as the masseuse doesn't feel take advantage of

 

[eomerson]

The the flip side of this is the problems that massage therapist have that do not provide sexual services. The vast majority of massage therapists in this country do not provide happy endings. In states that are licensed this type of service is actually illegal and it is prostitution. Most states are currently moving toward licensure to avoid the abuses in the system. In our area several places opened up with what they advertised as all Asian staff. Unfortunately it was girls that were essentially in positions of almost slavery. If you are in a place in Nevada that allows this, you can pretty much be rest assured that it's not a bad situation for the provider. But you have to remember in many states and especially larger cities a lot of the providers are not being treated correctly.

 

[ImiGirrst]

The the flip side of this is the problems that massage therapist have that do not provide sexual services. The vast majority of massage therapists in this country do not provide happy endings. In states that are licensed this type of service is actually illegal and it is prostitution. Most states are currently moving toward licensure to avoid the abuses in the system. In our area several places opened up with what they advertised as all Asian staff. Unfortunately it was girls that were essentially in positions of almost slavery. If you are in a place in Nevada that allows this, you can pretty much be rest assured that it's not a bad situation for the provider. But you have to remember in many states and especially larger cities a lot of the providers are not being treated correctly.

I think the original poster was very clear that the situation she described was in Australia where things were quite different than in the states. This is why I indicated I was was intrigued as long as s/he didn't feel taken advantage of. I'm in Florida where licensure exists, and in almost every salon Ive been to, there is a posted sign indicating no such services were allowed.

 

[eomerson]

Exactly.

 

[JenniZinc]

I've never had a massage but now I'm considering one just for the happy ending. How would you know where to go?

Generally speaking a massage 'parlour' offering extras is never 100% guaranteed. Without wanting to do a racial angle, if there are 100% asian women, there is a high likelihood. Other than that a lack of formal qualifications inside may be a hint. If you take the chance and you can see tissues, you're on a winner

 

[JenniZinc]

I think the original poster was very clear that the situation she described was in Australia where things were quite different than in the states. This is why I indicated I was was intrigued as long as s/he didn't feel taken advantage of. I'm in Florida where licensure exists, and in almost every salon Ive been to, there is a posted sign indicating no such services were allowed.

In Australia, a sign indicating 'no sexual services' is almost a guarantee that happy endings are provided (true story). The reality is that to operate legally here you must be licensed, and most venues are not. The parlour I worked in for almost a decade ran illegally and never once was raided. The police were not on the take and we didn't pay protection money, specifically because we offered no more than services by hand.

 

[JenniZinc]

I get a lot of PM's from guys (and occasional girls) asking for advice and tips on how to get the most out of a visit to a parlour. Some of these I have already mentioned, but here's my Top Ten Tips!

1. Don't visit drunk - it may sound like a good idea at the time, but nobody really enjoys the experience including you.

2. Be clean and make sure your bum's wiped - enough said

3. Limit the chat - it's really off putting and pointless and to be honest, I'm not really interested

4. If you do insist on chatting please don't use it as an excuse to compare other girls in the parlour negatively - chances are you're doing that about me

5. Don't worry or make excuses if your penis isn't erect - it's not a big deal, and I can masturbate you even when soft - most of the time it's a nerves thing.

6. Ask me early what I would expect as a tip, and pay upfront. That takes my mind of how much you'll pay and if you'll pay at all!

7. Politely and quietly let me know when you are about to come. I will simply angle your penis to let you ejaculate on your stomach. I really don't want a face or eye full of your sperm.

8. When you do ejaculate, keep the noise down. Massage parlours aren't known for their soundproof qualities.

9. If you're finished and there's still time on the clock, you don't need to apologise for wanting to leave early - you're doing me a favour

10. On your way out, don't loiter in the reception area. I don't know why this is a thing but some men like to stay and chat to the receptionist and girls in the waiting area. They're either busy or wanting to attract passing trade!

 

[Lady2020]

Interesting. I've never wanted more than a regular massage. I just see it as another tool in the health tool box. When I was growing up my dad had a pharmacy. One of his regular customers was a madam from the brothel across the highway. My dad told me about it. And would tell me she was in the store when I was there. I didn't think much of it. Looking back, I imagine my dad never mentioned this to my mother because she would have flipped out. Later, the doctor who had an office next to the pharmacy moved out due to health issues. After that, the doctor's office became a series of Asian massage parlors. The tug and rub. There were a few raids. This was the 70s. Anyway, my dad wasn't around much longer. He wasn't able to handle being held up at gun point and being told if he didn't hand over all his narcotics, he'd get to see my brother's brain explode.

 

[JenniZinc]

Interesting. I've never wanted more than a regular massage. I just see it as another tool in the health tool box. When I was growing up my dad had a pharmacy. One of his regular customers was a madam from the brothel across the highway. My dad told me about it. And would tell me she was in the store when I was there. I didn't think much of it. Looking back, I imagine my dad never mentioned this to my mother because she would have flipped out. Later, the doctor who had an office next to the pharmacy moved out due to health issues. After that, the doctor's office became a series of Asian massage parlors. The tug and rub. There were a few raids. This was the 70s. Anyway, my dad wasn't around much longer. He wasn't able to handle being held up at gun point and being told if he didn't hand over all his narcotics, he'd get to see my brother's brain explode.

It's mostly a male thing, although as I point out in previous posts I was able to amass a female client base who were after something extra. Not something I've ever sought out myself though

 

[Lady2020]

It's mostly a male thing, although as I point out in previous posts I was able to amass a female client base who were after something extra. Not something I've ever sought out myself though

I meant to add this but forgot. I find it strange that a lot of men refuse to consider getting a regular massage, as if it's something weird, conservative men who think when I say I'm not into lesbian sex that must mean yes.

 

[JenniZinc]

I meant to add this but forgot. I find it strange that a lot of men refuse to consider getting a regular massage, as if it's something weird, conservative men who think when I say I'm not into lesbian sex that must mean yes.

I'm sure lots of men have regular massage - remember that parlours aren't really massage venues, it's really about sexual release and nothing else. I also don't believe that most women are into lesbian/same sex. Most women that came into my venue did so out of curiosity. As a straight woman this was simply a job for me!