The Ryan Black Appreciation Thread

Dear Mr. Black,

I am writing to convey to you my undying affection and lust. You have impressed me with many aspects of yourself, including, but not limited to, your amazing penis. I have joined a fan club formed in your honor and will wear my club badge with pride.

Please sex me up at your earliest convienience. It's one of the perks I was promised with my membership.

Sincerely Stalking You,


Missy x​
 
so when do i get mine? i wontz one. oh yeah oh yeah

i want to see a tv 'face' wear one surreptitiously while presenting a show
let's make ryan's cock famous!

or is that infamous? :devil:



there ya go, just copy and paste :)

*I have a bigger one if you would like it :)*
 
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only if there it at least some worshipful adoration of my penis involved!!! Sheesh are you seriously forgetting that that is the primary purpose of LIT!!!


PS I read butterflies----Great work man---it gets my vote for sure!!!

LOL...um...having never seen your penis (and now, Kendra's earlier comment makes a lot more sense!:confused:), I can't comment. And don't feel any need to rectify the situation...I'm sure your penis is a wonderful thing...:eek:

and thanks...pt 2 was submitted at the same time, but got rejected, it should be up soon (or it might be already...)
 
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I step out for a little while and you all run AMOK!!!!

thats my job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


To All my penis's Adoring Fans

Your Admiration is of course well placed and deserved

However--I must admit in my heart of hearts that while my penis is indeed stupendous--the rest of me is deeply deeply flattered by your affirmation

:kiss::rose::heart:
 
Dear Mr. Black,

I am writing to convey to you my undying affection and lust. You have impressed me with many aspects of yourself, including, but not limited to, your amazing penis. I have joined a fan club formed in your honor and will wear my club badge with pride.

Please sex me up at your earliest convienience. It's one of the perks I was promised with my membership.

Sincerely Stalking You :heart:,

:rose::kiss:RavenFox:kiss::rose:
 
Dear Mr. Black,

I am writing to convey to you my undying affection and lust. You have impressed me with many aspects of yourself, including, but not limited to, your amazing penis. I have joined a fan club formed in your honor and will wear my club badge with pride.

Please sex me up at your earliest convienience. It's one of the perks I was promised with my membership.

Sincerely Stalking You :heart:,

:rose::kiss:RavenFox:kiss::rose:

ooooooooooooooooo I finally have a stalker!!!!!!!! IM soooo happy now!



*Runs amok through Ryans thread

Stops.. dances all slutty

and continues running amok*


lol
 
Dear Mr. Black,

I am writing to convey to you my undying affection and lust. You have impressed me with many aspects of yourself, including, but not limited to, your amazing penis. I have joined a fan club formed in your honor and will wear my club badge with pride.

Please sex me up at your earliest convienience. It's one of the perks I was promised with my membership.

Sincerely Stalking You,


Kendra

I got this in the membership kit, so I thought I ought to send mine along too.
:D
 
Dear Mr. Black,

I am writing to convey to you my undying affection and lust. You have impressed me with many aspects of yourself, including, but not limited to, your amazing penis. I have joined a fan club formed in your honor and will wear my club badge with pride.

Please sex me up at your earliest convienience. It's one of the perks I was promised with my membership.

Sincerely Stalking You,


Kendra

I got this in the membership kit, so I thought I ought to send mine along too.
:D

how could this kit contain a look-a-like without the batteries?????

i have to wait till tomorrow now ffs!!!
 
:eek::eek:
you didnt get the look-a-like!!!!!

ask for a refund its awesome!!!

total replica

Nat and I plan to use it as something to hang next year's Christmas stockings from. We figure as big as it is, we can put both ours on it, load em up, and still not have any worries about the thing toppling over. ;)
 
thank you all for flattering me and my penis of course (which is appropriately due)

I am still going to bed tonite with smiles and warm feelings
 
thank you all for flattering me and my penis of course (which is appropriately due)

I am still going to bed tonite with smiles and warm feelings

Perhaps there might be some here who would be willing to offer even more than smiles and warm feelings...:D
 
hmmmmmmmmmm

like shareing some writing????


and making a sexphene sandwich??
 
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