The Ryan Black Appreciation Thread

So ... um. As a long time fan and supporter, and sharing Pervy with you, and having gotten a 5-part personalized story from you ...

HOW DO I GET MY BADGE????

I mean really! Don't I deserve one too?

Rox :kiss:
 
Ryan Black doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says "Now".

Most men are ok with their wives fantasizing about Ryan Black during sex, because they are doing the same thing.
 
OMGOMGOMGOMG

stryder came to see me


*runs around cleaning up and changing sheets!!!!*


ummmmmmm hi stryder


kicks out everyone else so we can be alone :)
you're so cute when you're all in a flap :kiss:

Ryan Black doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says "Now".

Most men are ok with their wives fantasizing about Ryan Black during sex, because they are doing the same thing.
:D
it's a win-win sit-choo-ayshun
 
So ... um. As a long time fan and supporter, and sharing Pervy with you, and having gotten a 5-part personalized story from you ...

HOW DO I GET MY BADGE????

I mean really! Don't I deserve one too?

Rox :kiss:

Hey Rox,

I posted a link to it above somewhere.

I have the smaller version (the link) or a larger version, I can send if you like.

It seems all membership packets come with the official letter to himself...but are all different in what we receive with them.

I got a life size replica of his cock! Others received other things.
 
Heehee. Hi, you! *waves*

this place is kinda like a reverse gentleman's club but with gentlemen, but that makes no sense unless you think like me...

*waves back and starts irish dancing out of sheer exuberance*


pfft. enough already :)
 
Hey Rox,

I posted a link to it above somewhere.

I have the smaller version (the link) or a larger version, I can send if you like.

It seems all membership packets come with the official letter to himself...but are all different in what we receive with them.

I got a life size replica of his cock! Others received other things.

Hmmmph. I didn't get squat! :mad:
 
Hmmmph. I didn't get squat! :mad:

If you wanted a life size cast of him squatting, that would mean a very large "member" ship "package".

Shoot, when my packet came, it had to have extra postage, and that was just a life size cock cast.
 
Nice to see you have your own place Ryan. :)

flirt!!

I have a feeliing Ryan's had his own place for a long time, we just never knew about it :D

Flirt!!

OMGOMGOMGOMG

stryder came to see me


*runs around cleaning up and changing sheets!!!!*


ummmmmmm hi stryder


kicks out everyone else so we can be alone :)

Slut!!!

Ryan Black doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says "Now".

Most men are ok with their wives fantasizing about Ryan Black during sex, because they are doing the same thing.

Truth teller


*looks lovingly at ryans cock, then drags herself away to address AOB*
 
OMGOMGOMGOMG

stryder came to see me


*runs around cleaning up and changing sheets!!!!*


ummmmmmm hi stryder


kicks out everyone else so we can be alone :)

Hey! You've got to share Stryder with your loyal fan club! It's only fair.

*goes off to fantasize about Ryan AND Stryder*
 
If you wanted a life size cast of him squatting, that would mean a very large "member" ship "package".

Shoot, when my packet came, it had to have extra postage, and that was just a life size cock cast.

I got a little bottle of "Eau de Ryan Black" I sprinkled it all over my pillow. :D
 
I got a life size replica of his cock! Others received other things.

I, for example, got a raging case of herpes.

Kendra, I think one of us got shafted, and I'm not sure who...

(Also, I didn't plan that pun, but I'll happily take credit for it just same :D )
 
having been sworn to secrecy, i cannot reveal what i got

you'd all be so green with envy
mwahahahahaa

Hmmm, a clue. It's green. I bet it is a pair of his underwear, in green all stretched out in the front...it is, isn't it, chipbutty...you tease, you?
 
I, for example, got a raging case of herpes.

Kendra, I think one of us got shafted, and I'm not sure who...

(Also, I didn't plan that pun, but I'll happily take credit for it just same :D )

you are SO in trouble. :eek::eek::eek::eek::devil:

I don't mind getting shafted ;)
 
Hey Rox,

I posted a link to it above somewhere.

I have the smaller version (the link) or a larger version, I can send if you like.

It seems all membership packets come with the official letter to himself...but are all different in what we receive with them.

I got a life size replica of his cock! Others received other things.

All i got was a t-shirt saying

"I Love Ryan Black and All I got was this lousy shirt"
 
Ryan Black doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says "Now".

Most men are ok with their wives fantasizing about Ryan Black during sex, because they are doing the same thing.

ROTGLMFAO LOLI---these made me laugh out loud :)

flirt!!

Flirt!!

Slut!!!

Truth teller

*looks lovingly at ryans cock, then drags herself away to address AOB*

I love and of course understand completly your ogoling;)

I have my badge on now. :) Just thought it fitting to stop by. :)

Membership package with extra special members only private lable lube included in the sample 55 gal drum size;)

Hey! You've got to share Stryder with your loyal fan club! It's only fair.

*goes off to fantasize about Ryan AND Stryder*


MWHAHAHAHA Ill share the DVD with the club officers of course


*THROB*
 
ROTGLMFAO LOLI---these made me laugh out loud :)



I love and of course understand completly your ogoling;)



Membership package with extra special members only private lable lube included in the sample 55 gal drum size;)




MWHAHAHAHA Ill share the DVD with the club officers of course



*THROB*

;) Thought you might like it!
 
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