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[size=+2] The Most Excellent Order of the LITEROTICA Vote Getter[/SIZE]

[size=+2]KNIGHTS OF THE ORDER[/SIZE]​

[size=+2] Bobby T (1 - 1 - 6)
rgjohn (2 - 6 - 18)
scouries (2 - 4 - 21)
TryAnything (2 - 1 - 9)
Wm_Sexspear (1 - 6 - 8)​

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Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”

 

[sr71plt]

Otherwise known as skag world, I guess. Boring, sophomoric, and tedious.

 

[TxRad]

Otherwise known as skag world, I guess. Boring, sophomoric, and tedious.

Not to mention, filled with lies, half truths, lies, made up numbers.

Welcome to
ScouriesFantasyWorld. Home of the truly stupid and deluded​

 

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24,138”Daddy", I Whispered scouries I
13,643"Ohhh Mommy", I Groaned scouries I
8742 A Mother and Her Son rgjohn I
7332 Service TryAnything I
5375 Thank You Jeannie Ch. 01-06 Wm_Sexspear I
5473 Hindsight rgjohn A
5214 Cheerleader TryAnything
5090 Replacing My Cum Bucket Bobby T I

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Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”

 

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for your information... funny, none of the 4 stooges are on the list...

[SIZE=+2]LITEROTICA'S 20 Favoritest Authors[/SIZE]
as of july 1st 2010

1. sarahhh (1995)
2.Slickman (1930)
3.Unnamable One (1860)
4.Many Feathers (1812)
5.Daniellekitten (1788)
6.Goldeniangel (1767)
7.BarondeSade (1723)
8.rgjohn (1660)
9.scouries (1564)
10.Elianna (1560)
11.alwayswantedto (1506)
12.SecretFantasy69 (1504)
13.TryAnything (1384)
14.secretme (1283)
15.youbadboy (1256)
16.wishfulthinking (1113)
17.nikki_2021 (1100)
18.bluedragonauthor (1080)
19.walterio (1068)
20.whitesabretooth (962)

 

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[size=+2]LITEROTICA'S MOST READ STORIES[/size]
as of July 1st 2010

1. 'A' My Name is Alice by Emmah (08/18/01) 6,528,246
2. Service. by TryAnything (01/18/03) 4,855,069
3. Cheerleader by TryAnything (12/26/02) 4,206,538
4. Sister Sucks Sleeping Sibling by brodosist (11/01/01) 3,453,928
5. A Mother and Her Son by rgjohn (08/15/02) 3,305,231
6. Daddy's Slut Girl Ch. 02 by Dirty Slut (10/02/03) 2,646,382
7. Oops by hornet (09/02/01) 2,603,881
8. "Ohhh...Mommy," I Groaned by scouries (12/17/06) 2,567,276
9. Hindsight by rgjohn (07/03/03) 2,465,623
10. Roommates by _ (05/24/02) 2,180,955
11. A Brother & Sister Ch. 01-06 by nikki_2021 (02/02/05) 2,177,104
12. A Hot Little Sister for Christmas by The Duke (06/09/01) 2,139,200
13. A 'Cute' Mom by Mikelh (05/03/02) 2,112,332
14. After School Special by ZIP CODE (07/08/02) 1,981,545
15. The Red Miniskirt by lancelot49 (03/29/03) 1,939,527
16. A Baffling Shower by jthserra (12/31/04) 1,933,272
17. A 'Not So Normal' Family by Horny_9teen (01/18/01) 1,903,071
18. Hot Tub Adventure by Darlene B. Sweet (06/05/03) 1,886,808
19. "Daddy?" I Whispered by scouries (02/19/06) 1,842,911
20. Watching a Movie by ladyofsin_98 (07/26/02) 1,757,466

 

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ScouriesWorld 2010 2nd Quarter Recap​

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All of us wish to take this opportunity to humbly thank the thousands of readers who have chosen the boss’s work this year. And a special thanks to those of you who took the extra time to vote and/or send him a comment. It’s truly appreciated.

[size=+2]Total Sales 2nd Q 2010: 590,826 [/size]

(total all-time sales are now over 13 million)

[size=+2]Total Votes 2nd Q 2010: 5,431[/size]

(total all-time votes are now over 100,000)

Royalties : Very rewarding. And of course the author will continue to donate a good percentage of his earnings to charities set up to support less talented writers.

Highlights of the 1st Quarter 2010:

* james r scouries, through his timely advice to the QUUEN, has been instrumental in bringing about change and improvement to LITEROTICA.

* mr scouries now has 42 stories that have passed the 100,000 sales mark – a new record for LITEROTICA! Of these, twelve have hit double best seller status by passing the 200,000 sales mark. Four of the 42 stories achieved best seller status during the quarter – including Frauleins Fucked and French Niece.

* The ScouriesWorld thread continued to be the #1 thread on the LITEROTICA forums and went over the 200,000 view mark during the quarter.

* Two of mr scouries stories have now sold over one point eight million copies and are now regarded by readers and critics alike as two of the greatest classics ever released on the site. They are:

1) ”Daddy,” I whispered, a story published in February 2006 continues its run as the #1 VOTE GETTING STORY and #1 COMMENT GETTING STORY of all time and ended the quarter as the #19 All-Time most read story. It now has received over 24,000 votes and over 600 comments!

2) “Oh Mommy,” I Groaned, a story that was published in December 2006 became the second ScouriesWorld story to make the All-Time Top 500 most read list and in fact was the MOST READ story on LITEROTICA in 2009 (over 820,000 unit sales). It is now the #8 Most Read story in the history of the site. It also has accumulated over 13,000 votes!

* The Literotica 1000+ Vote Club, a joint effort of ScouriesWorld and Literotica continues to be an immense success with both our readers as well as with the brilliant authors who have become members. Recently the Palace approved changes in the Club’s charter that will allow for different categories of membership. The new categories are: MEMBER, OFFICER and KNIGHT. mr scouries is one of only five authors who have been knighted to date.

* mr scouries has been fortunate enough to have placed twenty-one (21) of his stories in the 1000+ VOTE CLUB. The latest addition was In Uniform …In Mom. Five other stories have received over 900 votes and are poised to join the club within the next year.

*The UGLY AVATAR thread continues to be the “Most Beautiful” thread in AHland.

*Finally, mr scouries, in his effort to improve the LITEROTICA contest system, has used a good portion of his ROYALTIES to fund the operation of the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.). The ASSOCIATION has set up its own contest awards and will be naming winners in all future site contests. These awards will be free of the cheating and rule breaking that now plagues LITEROTICA’S contests.

Thanks everyone, and from all of us at [size=+3]ScouriesWorld [/size]we wish all of you a Happy and Healthy balance of 2010.

Gabrielle L.

 

[TxRad]

One of Scouries alts
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ScouriesFantasyWorld 2010 2nd Quarter Recap​

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All of us wish to take this opportunity to humbly thank the thousands of readers who have chosen the boss’s work this year. And a special thanks to those of you who took the extra time to vote and/or send him a comment. It’s truly appreciated.

[size=+2]Total Sales 2nd Q 2010: 590,826 Sales = Views[/size]

(total all-time sales are now over 13 million) Sales = Views and you should see the blisters on my fingers from clicking that button

[size=+2]Total Votes 2nd Q 2010: 5,431[/size]

(total all-time votes are now over 100,000)

Royalties : Very rewarding. And of course the author will continue to donate a good percentage of his earnings to charities set up to support less talented writers. Literotica is a free site. No one but the owner of the site gets paid anything. So a percentage of 0 is still 0. Welcome to the Fantasy Land part. Lies and half truths abound.

Highlights of the 1st Quarter 2010:

* james r scouries, through his timely advice to the QUUEN, has been instrumental in bringing about change and improvement to LITEROTICA. Because of his constant bitching and whine, the site owner will not even reply to his PMs and everyone else has him on ignore in the Threads.

* mr scouries now has 42 stories that have passed the 100,000 sales mark – a new record for LITEROTICA! Of these, twelve have hit double best seller status by passing the 200,000 sales mark. Four of the 42 stories achieved best seller status during the quarter,. No wonder his fingers are so sore but he keeps clicking that button.

* The ScouriesWorld thread continued to be the #1 thread on the LITEROTICA forums and went over the 200,000 view mark during the quarter. Some threads have twice as many views and three times the posts as this thread. More of scouries ego boosting. Ain't it cute.

* Two of mr scouries stories have now sold over one point eight million copies and are now regarded by readers and critics alike as two of the greatest classics ever released on the site. Man, his fingers must be absolutely bloody by now.

* The Literotica 1000+ Vote Club, a joint effort of ScouriesWorld and Literotica This is an absolute lie. There is nothing called the 1000 vote club. This is a list made up solely by scouries and has nothing to do with Literotica or it's owners.

* mr scouries has been fortunate enough to have placed twenty-one (21) of his stories in the 1000+ VOTE CLUB. There is nothing called the 1000 vote club. This is a list made up solely by scouries and has nothing to do with Literotica or it's owners.

*The UGLY AVATAR thread continues to be the “Most Beautiful” thread in AHland. How can it, when everyone who knows you, has you on ignore.

*Finally, mr scouries, in his effort to improve the LITEROTICA contest system, has used a good portion of his ROYALTIES to fund the operation of the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.). The ASSOCIATION has set up its own contest awards and will be naming winners in all future site contests. There is nothing called the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.). This is another list made up by scouries to inflate his ego and the ego of his alt and puppets. This is the only way he can get his name on any list that has to do with winning.

These awards will be free of the cheating and rule breaking that now plagues LITEROTICA’S contests. The only thing wrong with the Literotica contests is scouries can't win one. He keeps trying to get someone to explain exactly how the sweeps work so he can find new ways to cheat. The only cheating here is by him and he keeps getting caught by the site owners.

Thanks everyone, and from all of us at [size=+3]ScouriesFantasyWorld [/size]we wish all of you a Happy and Healthy balance of 2010.

Scouries, aka Gabrielle L.

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[michchick98]

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Thankfully that didn't all quote again, but you forgot to mention the fact that if he has to keep telling people how great he is, he isn't really so great.

 

[sr71plt]

Thankfully that didn't all quote again, but you forgot to mention the fact that if he has to keep telling people how great he is, he isn't really so great.

Who?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

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ScouriesWorld 2010 2nd Quarter Recap​

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All of us wish to take this opportunity to humbly thank the thousands of readers who have chosen the boss’s work this year. And a special thanks to those of you who took the extra time to vote and/or send him a comment. It’s truly appreciated.

[size=+2]Total Sales 2nd Q 2010: 590,826 [/size]

(total all-time sales are now over 13 million)

[size=+2]Total Votes 2nd Q 2010: 5,431[/size]

(total all-time votes are now over 100,000)

Royalties : Very rewarding. And of course the author will continue to donate a good percentage of his earnings to charities set up to support less talented writers.

Highlights of the 1st Quarter 2010:

* james r scouries, through his timely advice to the QUUEN, has been instrumental in bringing about change and improvement to LITEROTICA.

* mr scouries now has 42 stories that have passed the 100,000 sales mark – a new record for LITEROTICA! Of these, twelve have hit double best seller status by passing the 200,000 sales mark. Four of the 42 stories achieved best seller status during the quarter – including Frauleins Fucked and French Niece.

* The ScouriesWorld thread continued to be the #1 thread on the LITEROTICA forums and went over the 200,000 view mark during the quarter.

* Two of mr scouries stories have now sold over one point eight million copies and are now regarded by readers and critics alike as two of the greatest classics ever released on the site. They are:

1) ”Daddy,” I whispered, a story published in February 2006 continues its run as the #1 VOTE GETTING STORY and #1 COMMENT GETTING STORY of all time and ended the quarter as the #19 All-Time most read story. It now has received over 24,000 votes and over 600 comments!

2) “Oh Mommy,” I Groaned, a story that was published in December 2006 became the second ScouriesWorld story to make the All-Time Top 500 most read list and in fact was the MOST READ story on LITEROTICA in 2009 (over 820,000 unit sales). It is now the #8 Most Read story in the history of the site. It also has accumulated over 13,000 votes!

* The Literotica 1000+ Vote Club, a joint effort of ScouriesWorld and Literotica continues to be an immense success with both our readers as well as with the brilliant authors who have become members. Recently the Palace approved changes in the Club’s charter that will allow for different categories of membership. The new categories are: MEMBER, OFFICER and KNIGHT. mr scouries is one of only five authors who have been knighted to date.

* mr scouries has been fortunate enough to have placed twenty-one (21) of his stories in the 1000+ VOTE CLUB. The latest addition was In Uniform …In Mom. Five other stories have received over 900 votes and are poised to join the club within the next year.

*The UGLY AVATAR thread continues to be the “Most Beautiful” thread in AHland.

*Finally, mr scouries, in his effort to improve the LITEROTICA contest system, has used a good portion of his ROYALTIES to fund the operation of the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.). The ASSOCIATION has set up its own contest awards and will be naming winners in all future site contests. These awards will be free of the cheating and rule breaking that now plagues LITEROTICA’S contests.

Thanks everyone, and from all of us at [size=+3]ScouriesWorld [/size]we wish all of you a Happy and Healthy balance of 2010.

Gabrielle L.

Wow, you are truly amazing, Sir Scouries. I took the liberty of notifying the media. They'll be a press conference tomorrow at noon. It's up to you if you want it held at your mansion or on board your yacht.

Immediately after, there's a story signing. Fans have printed out your stories (this should really get the Pilot's panties in a bunch) and want your autograph.

The 4th of July parade is replacing the Snoopy balloon with your image of you and Gabrielle. A true blowup doll, only for parade usage, of course. All blowup dolls of you and Gabriella will be destroy, as per your instructions, at the end of the parade.

The barbeque on South Beach is in your honor, and the firework display will explode in your likeness, in Miami pastel colors, of course.

As instructed Scouries t-shirts, hats, and keychains will be available for sale. Unbelievably, Michchick and TxRad were our first customers. Go figure. And they pretend they don't like you, when they are your biggest fans.

Sarahhh is expected to make a personal appearance. She's signing autographed photos of, who else, herself.

I hope you will find everything to your liking. Laurel and Manu have gone to great expense to make their most highly respected and most talented writer happy.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Wow, you are truly amazing, Sir Scouries. I took the liberty of notifying the media. They'll be a press conference tomorrow at noon. It's up to you if you want it held at your mansion or on board your yacht.

Immediately after, there's a story signing. Fans have printed out your stories (this should really get the Pilot's panties in a bunch) and want your autograph.

The 4th of July parade is replacing the Snoopy balloon with your image of you and Gabrielle. A true blowup doll, only for parade usage, of course. All blowup dolls of you and Gabriella will be destroy, as per your instructions, at the end of the parade.

The barbeque on South Beach is in your honor, and the firework display will explode in your likeness, in Miami pastel colors, of course.

As instructed Scouries t-shirts, hats, and keychains will be available for sale. Unbelievably, Michchick and TxRad were our first customers. Go figure. And they pretend they don't like you, when they are your biggest fans.

Sarahhh is expected to make a personal appearance. She's signing autographed photos of, who else, herself.

I hope you will find everything to your liking. Laurel and Manu have gone to great expense to make their most highly respected and most talented writer happy.

Can I come, too, and bring my two dumbbells with me? This is my favorite holiday! The bigger the bang, the better.

 

[sr71plt]

Can I come, too, and bring my two dumbbells with me? This is my favorite holiday! The bigger the bang, the better.

Are you sure that Jim and Sarahhhh are available?

 

[sr71plt]

This thread just spirals down and down, doesn't it?

 

[YoursSINSerely]

This thread just spirals down and down, doesn't it?

Hey, I've been away. Don't blame that on me. I'm just here trying to liven it up again.

 

[sr71plt]

Hey, I've been away. Don't blame that on me. I'm just here trying to liven it up again.

I've been away too. Several days in Washington, D.C., to come home to find a microburst had devasted my heavily wooded neighborhood. We didn't get telephone/Internet back until yesterday, six days after 5 minutes of wind closed all of the roads into our area for three days and put tall trees on at least a third of the houses (not ours--one just clipped the corner of our tool shed).

 

[driphoney]

I've been away too. Several days in Washington, D.C., to come home to find a microburst had devasted my heavily wooded neighborhood. We didn't get telephone/Internet back until yesterday, six days after 5 minutes of wind closed all of the roads into our area for three days and put tall trees on at least a third of the houses (not ours--one just clipped the corner of our tool shed).

Crazy, awful weather things happen in the Virginia mountains, that's for sure! So glad you have minimal damage. Poor neighbors though.

 

[sr71plt]

Crazy, awful weather things happen in the Virginia mountains, that's for sure! So glad you have minimal damage. Poor neighbors though.

The only tree we lost was a hemlock, because a big branch from a neighbor's Oak fell on it (and took up a good fourth of our back yard when it fell). Pitty to lose a hemlock, though. We're down to one, and they are an endangered tree in Virginia. It was the dominant tree on the Blue Ridge through the thirties and a blight wiped them all out.

 

[scouries]

[size=+2] [Turning off voting on a story at any point - for any reason -
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While our elitist friend natters away, perhaps one of the greatest examples ever seen of mental degeneration, the readers of our wonderful site are continually ignored.

It’s sad to see that so many AHers still believe that they’re the important ones here. Who actually have disdain for the very people who’ve drawn them here.

[size=+2]D.K.MOON[/size], with his ego driven disdain for the rules, is just the latest example of reader bashing. A reader bashing that’s led by our elitist weatherman from Virginia, but which has now seeped all the way into the Montana badlands.

Is the rule breaker [size=+2]D.K.MOON[/size] the worst of the breed? Or is he just the latest in a line that leads back from he to the cheater db to ballot box stuffing bb to feminist fanatic miss omega to jj and on and on, all now orchestrated by the puppet master from the C.I.A.

Check out this complaint I received from a reader in an e-mail sent yesterday. I answered his original email and this is part of what he wrote in reply:

..i think this is the longest i have gone and not received any response from the writers even though they say they respond to feedback. you’re the first in over a month and a half and I’ve probably sent out 50 or more feedbacks. thanks again

jrs esq

 

[scouries]

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[sr71plt]

Crazy, awful weather things happen in the Virginia mountains, that's for sure! So glad you have minimal damage. Poor neighbors though.

We're usually quite stable here on the eastern slopes of the Blue Ridge. Most storms come from the west and are weakened by the mountains and it's cooler in the summer and warmer in the winter here than two hours to the north in the Washington, D.C., area.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

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...but it makes my cock look bigger, when they stretch the screen, huge actually.

That's it! I'm turning off my voting.

 

[michchick98]

[size=+2] [Turning off voting on a story at any point - for any reason -
disqualifies a submission from any and all contests…][/size]​

While our elitist friend natters away, perhaps one of the greatest examples ever seen of mental degeneration, the readers of our wonderful site are continually ignored.

It’s sad to see that so many AHers still believe that they’re the important ones here. Who actually have disdain for the very people who’ve drawn them here.

[size=+2]D.K.MOON[/size], with his ego driven disdain for the rules, is just the latest example of reader bashing. A reader bashing that’s led by our elitist weatherman from Virginia, but which has now seeped all the way into the Montana badlands.

Is the rule breaker [size=+2]D.K.MOON[/size] the worst of the breed? Or is he just the latest in a line that leads back from he to the cheater db to ballot box stuffing bb to feminist fanatic miss omega to jj and on and on, all now orchestrated by the puppet master from the C.I.A.

Check out this complaint I received from a reader in an e-mail sent yesterday. I answered his original email and this is part of what he wrote in reply:

..i think this is the longest i have gone and not received any response from the writers even though they say they respond to feedback. you’re the first in over a month and a half and I’ve probably sent out 50 or more feedbacks. thanks again

jrs esq

Give it a fucking rest already, dumbass! LAUREL approved it. Get that? LAUREL! SHE allowed the story to be submitted into the contest. If you've got a fucking problem with it, take it up with HER, but for the love of god, will you just STOP already??? Take some of that hatred and channel it into your writing, maybe you could actually write something good enough to win.

 

[scouries]

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QUOTE freddie ...but it makes my cock look bigger, when they stretch the screen, huge actually.

freddie???

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SBUBVJX3Bhs/SW4saG4z76I/AAAAAAAAAOY/xQGcP6b8QRc/s400/man_with_huge_cock.jpg

 

[driphoney]

The only tree we lost was a hemlock, because a big branch from a neighbor's Oak fell on it (and took up a good fourth of our back yard when it fell). Pitty to lose a hemlock, though. We're down to one, and they are an endangered tree in Virginia. It was the dominant tree on the Blue Ridge through the thirties and a blight wiped them all out.

We're usually quite stable here on the eastern slopes of the Blue Ridge. Most storms come from the west and are weakened by the mountains and it's cooler in the summer and warmer in the winter here than two hours to the north in the Washington, D.C., area.

Your incident triggered thoughts of the disaster in Nelson County, I think it was, from Hurricane Camille. I was there once and happened across a state historic marker. It was so shocking, I had to look it up when I got home.

But you're right, the weather is much more pleasant there than in the Chesapeake areas. Much prettier, too.