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STORY REJECTED!!!

Yes, I just checked and my nude day contest story was rejected. What a surprise!

Here's the reason: STORY REJECTED: In the interest of fair play, please remove any derogatory mentions of other authors or stories in the contest.

Actually there was no mention of any other author in my story. Nor had I ever noticed any stories being rejected in the past when "derogatory" shots were taken at me.

It apparently was my introduction that offended the QUEEN :cattail:. Here's what I wrote:

This is my official 2010 LITEROTICA Nude Day Contest entry. It’s a contest where you the reader gets to vote on all the contest submissions. Well, except for one author, D.K.MOON, who entered a story in this contest but arrogantly announced NO ONE could vote for his story – I guess he doesn’t believe ordinary readers are good enough for him. I however welcome your vote!

It’s rather longer than my ordinary submission, more than 4 LITEROTICA pages long, but I believe (and hope) that there’s something in it for everyone. All the characters in the story are over 18 years of age. WARNING: This story includes descriptions of sex between siblings and between a grandfather and his granddaughter.

Please ENJOY!


I've resubmitted the story. If the QUEEN :cattail: demands her pound of flesh I'll provide it.

All reference to the moonman has been removed. My intro now reads as follows:

This is my official 2010 LITEROTICA Nude Day Contest entry. It’s a contest where you the reader gets to vote on all the contest submissions. Well, except for one. XXXXX CENSORED BY LITEROTICA XXXXX. I however welcome your vote!

I did write the following in the NOTES field (it won't be seen by the readers):

"NUDE DAY STORY CONTEST 2010"

XXX RESUBMITTING REJECTED STORY XXX

REJECTED DUE TO: "In the interest of fair play, please remove any derogatory mentions of other authors or stories in the contest.

Okay, I'll play your game - I took out D.K.MOONS name. But, c'mon, don't start talking about "fair play" while allowing certain 'favorites' to break your own rules. "Fair play" means everyone playing by the same rules. And what pray tell is derogatory about letting your readers know beforehand that even though invited to 'judge' the contest, they can't 'judge' your friends one?

thanks, jim


Hopefully the LITEROTICA reading public will soon have the opportunity to read it...

jrs esq
 
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STORY REJECTED!!!

Yes, I just checked and my nude day contest story was rejected. What a surprise!

Here's the reason: STORY REJECTED: In the interest of fair play, please remove any derogatory mentions of other authors or stories in the contest.

Actually there was no mention of any other author in my story. Nor had I ever noticed any stories being rejected in the past when "derogatory" shots were taken at me.

It apparently was my introduction that offended the QUEEN :cattail:. Here's what I wrote:

This is my official 2010 LITEROTICA Nude Day Contest entry. It’s a contest where you the reader gets to vote on all the contest submissions. Well, except for one author, D.K.MOON, who entered a story in this contest but arrogantly announced NO ONE could vote for his story – I guess he doesn’t believe ordinary readers are good enough for him. I however welcome your vote!

It’s rather longer than my ordinary submission, more than 4 LITEROTICA pages long, but I believe (and hope) that there’s something in it for everyone. All the characters in the story are over 18 years of age. WARNING: This story includes descriptions of sex between siblings and between a grandfather and his granddaughter.

Please ENJOY!


I've resubmitted the story. If the QUEEN :cattail: demands her pound of flesh I'll provide it.

All reference to the moonman has been removed. My intro now reads as follows:

This is my official 2010 LITEROTICA Nude Day Contest entry. It’s a contest where you the reader gets to vote on all the contest submissions. Well, except for one. XXXXX CENSORED BY LITEROTICA XXXXX. I however welcome your vote!

I did write the following in the NOTES field (it won't be seen by the readers):

"NUDE DAY STORY CONTEST 2010"

XXX RESUBMITTING REJECTED STORY XXX

REJECTED DUE TO: "In the interest of fair play, please remove any derogatory mentions of other authors or stories in the contest.

Okay, I'll play your game - I took out D.K.MOONS name. But, c'mon, don't start talking about "fair play" while allowing certain 'favorites' to break your own rules. "Fair play" means everyone playing by the same rules. And what pray tell is derogatory about letting your readers know beforehand that even though invited to 'judge' the contest, they can't 'judge' your friends one?

thanks, jim


Hopefully the LITEROTICA reading public will soon have the opportunity to read it...

jrs esq

You poor boy!

I know only too well the feeling of rejection you are experiencing.

Jim, you need a tranquilizer.

Try some Ginger:

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From the Nude Day thread:

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STORY REJECTED AGAIN!!!

Yes, I just checked and my nude day contest story was rejected a second time. What a surprise!

And the reason: STORY REJECTED: Please remove the " XXXXX CENSORED BY LITEROTICA XXXXX" from your story or we will not post it. The rule is: "Turning off voting on a story at any point - for any reason - disqualifies a submission from any and all contests." This means the story cannot win the contest. Neither can those who won in the previous special contest. This does not mean that author can't submit. We have neither the time nor the inclination to deal with personal forum squabbles, drama, lies about the site, and gossip games. If you want to enter the contest, fine. If you want to use the contest to play drama games and cause problems for us, then we will keep rejecting this submission. It's your choice.

The good news is that at least the rejecter wrote something this time. But “gossip games”? What the heck is a “gossip game”? Or a “drama game” for that matter. And let’s face it, this whole charade could have been diffused weeks ago. Announce you’re going to change the rule (and why) or enforce it. Pretty simple. One post!

What I believe is that forum squabbles have always been fine with the boss, But my writing about the D.K.MOONS contest story having its voting turned off in my intro meant that actual readers would learn they’d be disenfranchised – a completely different problem.
Anyway I've resubmitted the story. If the QUEEN :cattail: wants me to grovel... The offending line has been removed.

I did write the following in the NOTES field when I resubmitted (it won't be seen by the readers):

"NUDE DAY STORY CONTEST 2010"

RESUBMITTING REJECTED STORY:

Okay, YOU WIN. Whoever you are! Unfortunately no signature came with the rejection. The offending line is gone. You've censored the entry but are unwilling to allow readers to know that it's been censored. So be it.

As to the rule itself: If that is really what you meant when you wrote the rule I suggest you rewrite it. Quite frankly I don't believe it was what you meant.

And I think we both know your decision makes no sense at all. You've been trying to encourage more reader participation for years (voting, comments, contest judging etc.) Now, after inviting readers to judge the stories in a contest, you allow certain of your favorites to bend the rules and exempt themselves.

I think you'd be hard pressed to find any contest anywhere that was designed to be judged by the public that would allow an entrant to unilaterally decide that he would be in said contest but HE wouldn't subject his entry to judging. It's ludicrous.

I can just see Mr. Moon on a reality tv show telling the producer that he wanted to perform "ON AIR" but he wouldn't allow his performance to be voted on.

"Sure Buddy!"

Have a good day, jim


Hopefully the LITEROTICA reading public will soon have the opportunity to read it... they better, I sent out over 2000 e-mails last night asking people to read and vote on the bloody story… I definitely don’t need to receive a thousand emails this weekend asking me where the heck it is…

jrs

How fucking priceless! All your jumping up and down and screaming and whining got you absolutely nowhere. What a fucking moron. I'm sure lots of folks will be laughing about this one for a very long time.

Oh and just to rub it in again:


STORY REJECTED: Please remove the " XXXXX CENSORED BY LITEROTICA XXXXX" from your story or we will not post it. The rule is: "Turning off voting on a story at any point - for any reason - disqualifies a submission from any and all contests." This means the story cannot win the contest. Neither can those who won in the previous special contest. This does not mean that author can't submit. We have neither the time nor the inclination to deal with personal forum squabbles, drama, lies about the site, and gossip games. If you want to enter the contest, fine. If you want to use the contest to play drama games and cause problems for us, then we will keep rejecting this submission. It's your choice.

The lines I've highlighted in blue are my favorites. I especially love the ones I've underlined.
 
The Scouries South Beach Diet obviously made your pea brain even smaller, but it did wonders for your fat ass and sagging tits:

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Oh my god! You actually managed to make an insulting post without calling me a psycho-bitch drama queen! I'd say I'm impressed, but really, I'm not. Your insults still border on the fourth grade level. *yawn*

You are making progress, though. How about trying to actually make sense when you post something now, huh?

Funny how the insults fly when your alter ego gets his ass handed to him and his lies are revealed with just a few lines of text.
 
... this girl looks like the heroine in my Doctor Von Scouries story...

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excellant. thank you my dear :rose:!

But please, no more pictures of that idiot who has me on ignore...

btw, Lebron has landed on South Beach!

jim

You're calling me an idiot? Aren't you the one who just got your story shoved up your ass, not once, but twice, by the site owners?

Yeah, thought so.

And I never said I'd put you on ignore, I said I'd ignore your silly little childish tirades and refrain from replying to you. But of course, I couldn't ignore it when you whined about your story being rejected and the reasons why.

Your weeks of whining didn't do much good, did they?

Schmuck.
 
Again from the Nude Day thread:

Nor are you part of a “talented, caring, and even loving people”. You’re part of a very small group of writers (perhaps one half of one percent of active LITEROTICA writers) who believe they’re better than not only the people who come to read stories, but also the other 99+% of authors.

And the weird thing is that you’re only here because you can’t make out in the real writing world. So you end up huddled together on a porn site telling each other how good you are.

Wait, wait. Are you accusing someone else of not being able to make it in the REAL WORLD of publishing? Where are all your REAL WORLD books, scouries? And don't you spend your days telling everyone how great you are? Pot, meet kettle.

But if you’re so good why is it that every contest you end up begging your “talented, caring, and even loving people”, your “homeboys”, to vote on your story because its struggling to get to the 25 vote threshold? Giving each other 5’s while moaning every time some real reader, someone with no axe to grind, votes your story a 1, or 2, or 3, or 4.

What's so wrong with asking for votes? Isn't this a democratic society? Don't politicians ask for votes? Don't reality TV contestants ask for votes? I don't see anything wrong with asking for votes. You just can't seem to grasp the concept of friendship because you're too fucking busy telling everyone how great you are and jumping up and down and screaming about how unfair everything is because you can't win a contest and you can't make it in the REAL WORLD of publishing.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, so your pea-brain can comprehend it, scouries: If you have to tell people how great you are, chances are, you're not so great.

On the last couple of pages I’ve read at least a couple of complaints by various of your “talented, caring, and even loving people” that your poooor underappreciated story was hovering around 4. Making it sound like the world had ended.

You get an average of 4 and its unfair? When 4 means: Really Liked It! – Good Read. Quite frankly you should be singing hallelujahs if you can get a couple of hundred people to vote that score on one of your stories.

But not once has any of them said, "My story is the greatest! It's gotten tons of votes and feedback. I'm great! I'm wonderful! Vote for me!"

And by the way, speaking of asking for votes, you do the EXACT same thing in this thread when you say "Only one more vote will push it over the mark, why not open it, read it and vote today!"

So it's okay for you, and not okay for anyone else? Is it okay for sarahhh to promise naked pictures of herself (*shudder*) in exchange for votes but not okay for someone to honestly ask for votes on their stories?

Is it okay for you to post PRIVATE email feedback from your readers, but not okay for DK to post a PM from Laurel? Did you ever figure he had her permission? No, of course not. You refuse to believe that. Of course, the fact that she won't answer your PMs and you've repeatedly accused her of cheating has nothing to do with your bitterness now does it?

Yep, Mr. Double Standard strikes again. The rules you so love to tout must not apply to you.

And no, FYI the story wasn’t rejected because “I don’t want to accept who you are”. It was rejected only because I was taking the information to the important people – the readers.

And the readers don't give a fuck, dumbass. Haven't you realized that by now? Your one man tirade has only made you look more like an idiot with each passing day.

The reason the story was rejected was clear for you to see, yet you still drone on and on about it. Let it go. It's done. You lost. Again.

STORY REJECTED: Please remove the " XXXXX CENSORED BY LITEROTICA XXXXX" from your story or we will not post it. The rule is: "Turning off voting on a story at any point - for any reason - disqualifies a submission from any and all contests." This means the story cannot win the contest. Neither can those who won in the previous special contest. This does not mean that author can't submit. We have neither the time nor the inclination to deal with personal forum squabbles, drama, lies about the site, and gossip games. If you want to enter the contest, fine. If you want to use the contest to play drama games and cause problems for us, then we will keep rejecting this submission. It's your choice.

(Never get tired of reading that!)

Because you see, our leaders (who are quite intelligent btw – although hardheaded) understood quite clearly, even if you don’t, that our readers wouldn’t understand why a contest that was supposed to be judged by them allowed stories into the contest with the voting turned off. And they wouldn’t have understood it because, no matter how often they’re belittled by you “talented, caring, and even loving people”, they do have some common sense.

Again, the readers don't give a shit. Not once have I seen one single reader complain about it, other than the copy and paste comments you so colorfully posted a few weeks back, which, by the way, were all worded nearly the same and more than likely made up.

If the readers were so upset with DK posting his story with the voting turned off, don't you think we would've heard from THEM directly and not from some second-hand copy and paste comments from you?

And the site owners do have lots of common sense, because they see through your lies and your whining and they run the site how THEY want to run it, now how YOU think it should be run.


Esq, huh? So, you're a lawyer now, too? When do you find the time? I mean you've spent a lot of time whining about DK posting his story with the voting turned off. I hope no one got convicted of a serious crime while you were plunking away at your computer in mommy's basement.
 
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... this girl looks like the heroine in my Doctor Von Scouries story...

http://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss271/KD25/Ginger.jpg

excellant. thank you my dear :rose:!

But please, no more pictures of that idiot who has me on ignore...

btw, Lebron has landed on South Beach!

jim

Duh! I congratulated you early yesterday in the Nude Day Contest thread. I told you that I knew some people, wise guys, who knew he was going to Miami.

They took some bets and made some money.

When everyone else was guessing and speculating, I was cleaning up.

This was the best thing since Shaq left LA.
 
[size=+2]NUDE DAY 2010 NUMBERS[/SIZE]

Well the contest has finally been closed for submissions!

So what’s the final count? Who entered? Who didn’t? Why?

Only three (3) of the top 100 FAVORITE authors on LITEROTICA entered stories in the EARTH DAY contest. Were more enticed to enter this one?

Here are some numbers:

STORIES ENTERED: 76
AUTHORS ENTERED:60
NUMBER of AUTHORS WHO ENTERED MORE THAN ONE STORY: 6
TOP 100 AUTHORS WHO ENTERED:5
TOP 250 AUTHORS WHO ENTERED:6
UNKNOWNS/NEWBEES/AHers ALTS WHO ENTERED:32
AVERAGE # OF COMMENTS PER STORY: 1.3 (this is after removing comments made by contestants)
AVERAGE STORY QUALITY: Down 17% from 2009, 31% from 2008, and a total of 63% from 2005.

The following were the TOP 100 MOST FAVORITE AUTHORS who entered: #1- sarahhh :rose:, #9- sccouries, #28 - Tx Tall Tales, #59 - DG Hear, #61 –Boxlicker.

And while five (5) top 100 authors is better than last contests three (3), in fact a sixty-seven percent increase (67%), the number is still embarrassingly low.

The following authors felt that the LITEROTICA reading public would be well served if more than one of their stories were entered: andtheend (10), ogman (3), SpeedoTwink (3), litfan (2), m_storyman_x (2), a-bent-amersand (2)

By and large they were inaccurate in their assessments of our readers needs!

Various SURVIVOR contestants entered stories (to amass the extra 5 or 10 points needed in that other horrid contest). These authors included (among others, bakedboss, SeanRenaud, aL Ussa, andtheend, theravenfox, boxlicker, and yoursSINSerely.

One author, the infamous rule breaker D.K.MOON, in a direct insult to the LITEROTICA reading public, entered a story with the voting turned off.

We had our first audio contest story in years, one oralated by the lovely ravenfox.

Story quality fell again, continuing a 5 year trend of uninterrupted decline. Informed contest observers credit this decline to one, a tired theme; and two, the unwillingness of so many of LITEROTICA’S best authors to participate. A recent survey of the TOP 100 found that the rampant cheating, and the irregularities and lack of transparency in the voting, have convinced many of the giants to stay on the sidelines.

This year’s quality figures would have shown any even larger decline except for the presence of the FIVE TOP 100 FAVORITES who chose to compete in spite of all the problems. These five put the LITEROTICA reader ahead of their own concerns (perhaps this explains why they’re so FAVORITED?).

Can we ever stop this downward spiral? Or is the LITEROTICA special contest system destined for the dumps and the cheaters and vote fixers who live there?

Does anyone out there have a blueprint for survival?

One thing I can promise you is that james r scouries and every person associated with

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will continue to fight to bring back credibility and respect to this once honored institution that has fallen so low.

jrs
 
The flourishing of inane arrogance in this thread knows no bounds, truly.
 
The flourishing of inane arrogance in this thread knows no bounds, truly.

I agree with you asshole. This thread was wonderfully entertaining, until you showed up to pee on everyone's parade.

News flash, if you don't like this thread, why would you make a post here, sock puppet?

Here's an idea, genius. Why not start your own thread?

Now, fuck off.

"Louie, throw this bum out! I mean, show this piece of human trash to the door."
 
I agree with you asshole. This thread was wonderfully entertaining, until you showed up to pee on everyone's parade.

News flash, if you don't like this thread, why would you make a post here, sock puppet?

Here's an idea, genius. Why not start your own thread?

Now, fuck off.

"Louie, throw this bum out! I mean, show this piece of human trash to the door."

You know Freddie, I ask scouries the same question all the time and he doesn't answer. If he hates the AH so much, why does he continue to post there?

The solution is simple, stop posting to the AH, stop with all the drama, leave the AH completely alone. Once he does that, I'd bet he could have his thread all to himself and his cock puppets.
 
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Thank you, thank you, thank you! This is excellent! You continue to amaze me! The number one, MOST FAVORITE author in all of LITEROTICA out of some 40,000 pretenders, still is both kind enough and talented enough to produce cover art of this high a level.

[size=+2]:rose: sarahhh :rose:[/size], you make this site worthwhile!

I’d love to see you create some covers for some of your magnificent stories.

jim
 
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You know Freddie, I ask scouries the same question all the time and he doesn't answer. If he hates the AH so much, why does he continue to post there?

The solution is simple, stop posting to the AH, stop with all the drama, leave the AH completely alone. Once he does that, I'd bet he could have his thread all to himself and his cock puppets.

Hey, you seldom see me posting where I'm not wanted.

So, let me ask you a question. Why would you continue to post where you're not wanted?

Oh, and by the way, you dropped your sock...puppet (lol).
 
Hey, you seldom see me posting where I'm not wanted.

So, let me ask you a question. Why would you continue to post where you're not wanted?

Oh, and by the way, you dropped your sock...puppet (lol).

Why does scouries post where he's not wanted?

I've issued him the challenge. He won't take it. It's so simple to get me to stop posting to this thread, but his self-importance and stupidity prevents him from stepping up to the plate. He thinks people actually give a shit what he thinks. Until he takes my challenge, which is to stop posting on the AH, stop copying posts and replying to them here and just leaving everyone in the AH alone and I'll stop posting here, then I'll continue to post here.
 
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Why does scouries post where he's not wanted?

I've issued him the challenge. He won't take it. It's so simple to get me to stop posting to this thread, but his self-importance and stupidity prevents him from stepping up to the plate. He thinks people actually give a shit what he thinks. Until he takes my challenge, which is to stop posting on the AH, stop copying posts and replying to them here and just leaving everyone in the AH alone and I'll stop posting here, then I'll continue to post here.

Why do you continue to post here, when you're not wanted?

Can't you take a hint? Are you like this in real life? No one likes you. No one. You don't even like yourself. Go ahead. Look in the mirror. See? You're scowling at your own image. Wow.

"Hey, lady, finish up your beer, we're closing."

"Fuck you! I'm not leaving."

Is that how you are in real life Michchick, always overstaying your welcome?

"Why did you invite her to the barbeque?"

"I didn't know she'd stay so long."

"It's been two days. Tell her the barbeque is over. Throw the leftovers on the front lawn and maybe she'll go after them."

Am I painting a correct image of you or are you worse than that?

Why are you always so angry? Were you sexually abused? Maybe you need therapy. Maybe you need more therapy. Have you been taking your medication?

Not for nothing Michchick, but I've been posting here for 3 1/2 years and I don't recall ever reading an upbeat or funny post from you that wasn't filled with misdirected anger and hate. What's wrong with you?

"Now, finish your beer and hit the road. Beat it! Scram! Leave! Get lost! Go! Just go, before I call the cops."

 
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Thank you, thank you, thank you! This is excellent! You continue to amaze me! The number one, MOST FAVORITE author in all of LITEROTICA out of some 40,000 pretenders, still is both kind enough and talented enough to produce cover art of this high a level.

[size=+2]:rose: sarahhh :rose:[/size], you make this site worthwhile!

I’d love to see you create some covers for some of your magnificent stories.

jim

Is that? No it can't be. Why I think it is.

"Sister Goody Two Shoes! How are you Sister?"
 
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3523/3284126035_8fe92dc09b.jpg

Thank you, thank you, thank you! This is excellent! You continue to amaze me! The number one, MOST FAVORITE author in all of LITEROTICA out of some 40,000 pretenders, still is both kind enough and talented enough to produce cover art of this high a level.

[size=+2]:rose: sarahhh :rose:[/size], you make this site worthwhile!

I’d love to see you create some covers for some of your magnificent stories.

jim

Dagnabbit, Photobucket banned your cover.

Bitchchick must be on the Board of Psycho-bitch Drama Queen Directors.

Here it is again. You better copy it.

A cover for "Grandpa's Nude Day" coming soon so stay tuned.

http://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss271/KD25/0DOCVONSCOURIES-1.jpg
 
QUOTE [size=+2]:rose: sarahhh :rose:[/size] Dagnabbit, Photobucket banned your cover. Bitchchick must be on the Board of Psycho-bitch Drama Queen Directors. Here it is again. You better copy it. A cover for "Grandpa's Nude Day" coming soon so stay tuned.

Yes I’ve noticed that the wonderful covers you’ve done for so many of my stories have been disappearing.

But it’s not our friend from Missigan who’s been complaining and reporting them. All the complaints about your extraordinary covers have come from Indiana and Texas.

Why is it always the less talented who skulk around in the darkness doing their dirty deeds? Why are they always afraid to stand up in the light of the day?

I’ll be waiting breathlessly for your “Grandpa” cover.


jrs
 
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