The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars…

[scouries]

I’m james r scouries esq., welcome to my world

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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[scouries]

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[scouries]

[SIZE=+4]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]

proud sponsors of the

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A.I.R. 2010 Halloween Story Contest

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[TxRad]

Since there is no such thing as the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) associated with or from Lit, except in scouries head, it can't sanction anything but Scouries usual hot air.

Since scouries and company can't win a REAL contest, he makes up his own list of winners by using stories he steals from the REAL Lit contest without the authors permission.

Just more of Scouries phony bullshit.

 

[TxRad]

ScouriesWorld does not exist except in the mind of a user. AIR is real, it's mostly inert gases.

Animated gifs are cool though. Woopa.. wasting my time browsing those instead of writing.

Gotta hand it to you.. what you generate in forum content keeps me laughing.. Although I'm kind of laughing at you too, it's awesome just how far your gall can take you. Never ceases to amaze. Like this picture, this had me laughing. Your caption below, just a reflection of your sad obsession with this site .. and pretending to matter. Props, your ego is tops.

Ron S. Jones, esq. III
Runner up, Reader's Choice Awards Marsippian County 1987
Up-and-Coming Writer Award, 2010
Proudly Displays a Bumper Sticker in Support of A.I.R.
Proudly emails my stories to my parents for proofreading
Proudly got divorced
And so on..

Hey scouries, you're always going on about hearing from real readers and then you just jump over and ignore this nice person. What the fuck happened to the readers come first?

Oh, only the readers that fawn over you and say nice things about you count.

Uh, one question: Where the heck are those readers? I've never seen one in or on any of your threads. Makes people wonder, doesn't it.

 

[wet_special]

Uh, one question: Where the heck are those readers? I've never seen one in or on any of your threads. Makes people wonder, doesn't it.

By the way, as a newb I can't really say I've read the breadth and depth of this site, heheh. Actually I was introduced to Literotica a long long time ago. Long time ago. Never woulda found the site without a referral, maybe that's the problem but..

Let's please I mean.. stop talking about this one oddball, it's so lame, I just got here and the novelty is already wearing off.

I got something nice to say! About an author! Manyeyedhydra.

His stuff is hot as, mates. To me, this is the author I've hoped to emulate when I made the transition from reader to author. Maybe I'm a little sheepish to admit it but his stories just turned me on so much! I couldn't get through any of his stories without some serious wood. And I came back for a second read just to enjoy the characters he created and the mindblowing sex he depicts. He has a giant series in his submissions page too that's lots of fun. The characters are great and interesting, and he keeps things consistent, fun, and sexy. I don't have anything bad to say about his work. Would be honored to do illustrations, pro bono of course, per his request.

Now that's fawning praise. Hope others have authors they would like to highlight.

 

[michchick98]

Hey did any of you notice this?

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Most Read Stories Submitted In:
Last 30 days


Rank Title & Author Reads
1. "We'll Do Your Mom First," I Said
Two virgins decide to seduce their moms. by scouries (09/10/10) [size=+2]162,676[/size]

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”We’ll Do Your Mom First,” I Said

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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

Actually, I did notice it. Right about the time I had a really bad bout of diarrhea. Wiped my ass with it, actually.

Your story was quite absorbent. Thanks.

 

[michchick98]

Uh, one question: Where the heck are those readers? I've never seen one in or on any of your threads. Makes people wonder, doesn't it.

Also makes people wonder where his millions of adoring fans are to vote for him in the Readers' Choice Awards. He's got a whopping...4...votes so far! WOO HOO! He can make a new list...Least Voted On. I mean, he is all about numbers and lists after all, right?

 

[TxRad]

Also makes people wonder where his millions of adoring fans are to vote for him in the Readers' Choice Awards. He's got a whopping...4...votes so far! WOO HOO! He can make a new list...Least Voted On. I mean, he is all about numbers and lists after all, right?

Since he nominated himself and used his alt Gabby to second him and then Freddie and Freddie's alt andtheend cast the third and fourth nomination, I wonder why he only has 4 votes. They are all listed above.

 

[Guest]

I thought I'd save the FAVORITE AUTHORS list for future reference:

20 Favoritest Authors
(end of 3rd Quarter 2010)

1.Slickman (2073)
2.sarahhh (2053)
3.Many Feathers (2002)
4.Selena_Kitt (1949)
5.Goldeniangel (1890)
6.Daniellekitten (1878)
7.BarondeSade (1848)
8.rgjohn (1784)
9.scouries (1760)
10.alwayswantedto (1684)
11.Elianna (1658)
12.SecretFantasy69 (1563)
13.TryAnything (1464)
14.secretme (1359)
15.youbadboy (1312)
16.wishfulthinking (1204)
17.nikki_2021 (1177)
18.bluedragonauthor (1139)
19.walterio (1113)
20.Tx Tall Tales (1082)

The big changes lately have been:

-Slickman moving into first place while the dear sarahhh continues to recover

-Many Feathers continuing his climb

-Likewise the climb made by two others: Baronde Sade and alwayswantedtoo​

Gabby

 

[TxRad]

Grand_High_Poobah ake Gabby aka Gabriella L. (Blowup doll, fake secretary and one of scouries many alts.)

 

[michchick98]

I thought I'd save the FAVORITE AUTHORS list for future reference:

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Why? It's easily accessible through the Favorite's Portal link, idiot.

Of course, you just learned how to copy and paste, so I suppose learning how to bookmark something will be the next thing you do. Because you sure as hell won't ever learn to properly quote a message.​

 

[scouries]

I, james r scouries, would like to thank the millions of members worldwide of A.I.R. for the great work they are doing and for the honor they have bestowed on me.

The results of their September Awards highlights yet again the value of having an independent body oversee the process.​

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an a.i.r. reader celebrating the monthly results​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I, james r scouries, would like to thank the millions of members worldwide of A.I.R. for the great work they are doing and for the honor they have bestowed on me.

The results of their September Awards highlights yet again the value of having an independent body oversee the process.​

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an a.i.r. reader celebrating the monthly results​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

Jim, for the very first time, I disapprove of this picture you've posted. Abosolutely silly of you!

 

[TxRad]

Since there is no such thing as the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) associated with or from Lit, except in scouries head, it can't sanction anything but Scouries usual hot air.

Since scouries and company can't win a REAL contest, he makes up his own list of winners by using stories he steals from the REAL Lit contest without the authors permission.

Just more of Scouries phony bullshit.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Since there is no such thing as the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) associated with or from Lit, except in scouries head, it can't sanction anything but Scouries usual hot air.

Since scouries and company can't win a REAL contest, he makes up his own list of winners by using stories he steals from the REAL Lit contest without the authors permission.

Just more of Scouries phony bullshit.

WITHOUT DOUBT, SCOURIES IS THE MOST CREATIVELY ENTERTAINING FIGURE ON THE SITE. THANK YOU FOR ALL THAT YOU DO TO MAKE THIS A BETTER SITE FOR ALL, MR. SCOURIES.

 

[TxRad]

Poor Freddie. He got his head handed to him so now he loves me.

 

[scouries]

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our ignored friends hero…

Freddie!

It's a delight to again see you up and about. I must say that I’d hate to see you waste any more time on such an unimportant matter. Remember the old adage my friend:

IGNORANCE IS BLISS

In this case I think it can be applied doubly-

For our friends from Texas and Michigan I think it perfectly reflects their existence…

For you or I it points the way to the answer – the IGNORE BUTTON.

I’ve never been a proponent of said button in the past but the last couple of months have proven its great worth. Fortunately, because I don’t spend much time in the various LIT forums (writing bestsellers is pretty time consuming as you well know!), I’ve only had to use the button sparingly. I don’t visit the political or homosexual threads so haven’t had to IGNORE BUTTON people like amicus, omega and others of their ilk.

I suggest you also use it if certain people bother you.

And of course I welcome others using the button on me. Yes, they’ll be missing the words of author-ly wisdom that flow from the pen of September’s number one selling author and ROYALTY earner. Yes, they’ll have to forsake reading LITEROTICA’S most popular threads. But so what? It’s simply another example of the adage in action.

However, I must say that I would appreciate it if you didn’t QUOTE my ignored people on threads I’m likely to visit (i.e. scouries threads, club threads, a.i.r. threads, contest threads etc.) in the future.

Now, back to important questions…

Will the famous BOSTONFICTIONWRITER grace the site with a new story anytime soon? Millions of readers await…

I’d also like to offer you my condolences before I go – for the poor RED SOX who were so easily bounced from the playoffs and for the PATRIOTS who now must face the indomitable DOLPHINS.
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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[TxRad]

Poor scouries. All he can come up with is his usual bla bla bla bla bla.

And by the way scouries, since you can't seem to figure it out, BFW posts stories all the time. He posts so many that you bitch about it in ever contest. andtheend is BFW, numbnuts.

You can put me on ignore all you want, which you won't do because your bloated ego won't let you. But the people who my posts are aimed at, the newbies, don't have me on ignore. They read every word i post. I give the facts to counter your bullshit.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Hey scouries & freddie.. How u guys doing?
Oh, scurrs, I am disappointed that I'm not on your list of faves! I know I haven't been around much lately with my schoolwork, writing work, and now packing to move. fun. fun. But, seriously, did you forget about me so soon?

Not like I've written much lately either..
Can you believe it's almost time for NaNoWriMo again? I am definitely taking the time to put forth a good effort on that. I don't take time for my creative pursuits nearly enough these days. I have some recent artwork posted on facebook though.

What have you guys been up to?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Hey scouries & freddie.. How u guys doing?
Oh, scurrs, I am disappointed that I'm not on your list of faves! I know I haven't been around much lately with my schoolwork, writing work, and now packing to move. fun. fun. But, seriously, did you forget about me so soon?

Not like I've written much lately either..
Can you believe it's almost time for NaNoWriMo again? I am definitely taking the time to put forth a good effort on that. I don't take time for my creative pursuits nearly enough these days. I have some recent artwork posted on facebook though.

What have you guys been up to?

Hi Lady. I'm in the process of inteviewing for a Queen for Scouries World.

I have a strict criteria. She has to be wicked good looking and have big boobs, two of them or is that both of them. Yeah. Well you know what I mean. She needs to have two big tits, a rack.

She can't be a dog, though. 'Cause when you get tired of looking at her tits, you need something else to take control of your interest, which is why she needs to have a good looking face.

Everything else is secondary. It's important that she looks good wearing a crown and fur. That's about it.

Do you know anyone?

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

I would volunteer, but I'm seriously not big on fur.
sorry Pongo..

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I would volunteer, but I'm seriously not big on fur.
sorry Pongo..

Oh, my Lady, you've never been as warm, until you've been covered in long haired, dead rodents, such as mean little minks. It takes 50 of the little bastards to make a custom mink coat.

I love fur. Sable is the softest. Mink wears the longest. Raccoon and coyote is a nice fur for men. Sheared beaver is very warm. I don't care much for muskrat.

I knew a guy with a brown bear coat. It was the heaviest and coursest (is that a word) fur I ever felt.

Well, I have to go and club a few baby seals to make a hat.

 

[scouries]

Just guess which college football team won another game Saturday night?

Need a hint?

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Uh huh…

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[scouries]

And I just hope everyone out there had a wonderful weekend…

Ohhhh myyyyyyyyy gaaaaaawd! The gorgeous Lady Freakenstein ? Visiting the SCOURIES thread…

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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA