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[scouries]

I’m james r scouries esq., welcome to my world

[SIZE=+4]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]

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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[scouries]

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of course you are welcome in scouries world my dear...​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[scouries]

and so are you...

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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[scouries]

QUOTE:
http://forum.literotica.com/image.php?u=7&dateline=1276615811

Congratulations to the January 2010 Reader's Choice Award Winners!
________________________________________
Manu and I would like to thank all the authors who submitted during the month, and all the other months for that matter! We've tallied the reader's votes, and are happy to announce the winners of our January People's Choice Awards.

First Place ($150 Cash Prize Winner):
Macallan Promises / PacoFear

Second Place ($100 Cash Prize Winner):
Pure Heart Pt. 05 / bartok_star

Third Place ($75 Cash Prize Winner):
No Regrets Ch. 02 / nem0

Thanks again to everyone who voted, submitted, or was involved in Literotica in any way. You are all awesome!

And I would like to congratulate the QUEEN!

Yes it’s still much of the same – chaptered stories and winners from Sci-Fi and Romance (although at least one of the winners was from a popular category).

But at least there does appear to be an effort to catch up! To award the prizes in a timely manner. Which is a great step forward. THANK YOU!​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[PacoFear]

First Place ($150 Cash Prize Winner):
Macallan Promises / PacoFear

Thanks Jimmy! My score and standing actually didn't change much. I was on the top before the script started and was on top when it ended. It was just a really bumpy ride along the way.

You never did mention what flavor of esq. you are when I asked you earlier. I'm an intellectual property nerd myself. You? Please tell me you're an actual attorney.

 

[michchick98]

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[scouries]

QUOTE paco over a thousand votes. Dude, that's a lot of fraud. Who the hell has that kind of time?

1. Macallan Promises
Molly can control time, not the desire for her own sister. by PacoFear (01/24/10) 4.92 (499)

You lost a thousand votes now? And you’ve only got 499 left!

I’ve been hit with some massive sweeps before but this beats all.

I think I’m finally starting to figure out why so many winners seem to come from Sci-Fi. I’d always thought it was because of all the multi chaptered stories in the category combined with the fanatical Sci –Fi types who always vote 5 on every story.

But now I know – MASSIVE VOTE FRAUD. How can any of us accept results of an election in which 70% of the votes have been thrown out with no explanation?

You asked who has that kind of time? My guess is that darkboy is somehow involved. Please don't tell me you're related to him.

And when did you ask me earlier??

I do have a great deal of experience of divorce law. But for now I'm concentrating on being LITEROTICA'S #1 author and President of ScouriesWorld​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[PacoFear]

If there is fraud, and I wouldn't be surprised that there are some well-meaning readers out there that vote more than once, it seems Laurel is keeping a close eye out for it.

Res ipsa, yes?

While we're on the subject, the lawyer thing came up on someone else's thread with respect to a prospective copyright violation. Am to infer that you're not actually an esq.? Your phrasing of having "a great deal of experience of divorce law" has me thinking you're a divorcee not a divorce attorney.

Not sure who "darkboy" is - Darkniciad? - but I'm not related.

 

[scouries]

QUOTE paco
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If there is fraud, and I wouldn't be surprised that there are some well-meaning readers out there that vote more than once, it seems Laurel is keeping a close eye out for it.

Res ipsa, yes? Am I to infer that you're not actually an esq.? Your phrasing of having "a great deal of experience of divorce law" has me thinking you're a divorcee not a divorce attorney.

Not sure who "darkboy" is

Rest ipso? Are you inferring that you’re the guilty defendant in this action?

As to james r scouries esq. I wouldn’t infer too much. My expertise in divorce law has been earned from both sides. In fact from three different sides.

darkboy is one of our “less-illuminated" Sci-Fi AHers. You often find him lurking in the woods. If you ever run into Queen Danica he’s bound to be in the environs…

“Some well-meaning readers out there that vote more than once”? HUH! C’mon my legal eagle! Losing five or ten or even fifty votes swept away might indicate some “well-meaning readers”. But over 1000 votes swept away, over two thirds of those cast? I think we better use a little of your rest ipso on that line.

You must have some very, very, very motivated “well-meaning readers” in your Sci-Fi camp!

And while our good QUEEN does choose to use her eye as her AVATAR, I’m not convinced exactly what it is she’s keeping her “eye out for”.​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[PacoFear]

It's "res ipsa" not "res ipso" and, in any event, your usage of the term was improper. So was mine, but on purpose.

You're not an attorney. That's clear now. A little piece of what you wish you were just peeled off and fluttered to the ground.

I'm done here. Have a nice thread.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

It's "res ipsa" not "res ipso" and, in any event, your usage of the term was improper. So was mine, but on purpose.

You're not an attorney. That's clear now. A little piece of what you wish you were just peeled off and fluttered to the ground.

I'm done here. Have a nice thread.

Hmm. My lawyer thinks he's better than everyone else, too. Must be something they teach you to be. It is a nice thread--clever, entertaining, and colorful.

 

[Darkniciad]

ROFLMAO @ scouries calling anybody dim.

 

[michchick98]

It's "res ipsa" not "res ipso" and, in any event, your usage of the term was improper. So was mine, but on purpose.

You're not an attorney. That's clear now. A little piece of what you wish you were just peeled off and fluttered to the ground.

I'm done here. Have a nice thread.

It's so much fun seeing scouries get his ass handed to him.

 

[TxRad]

The only intent of this thread is to stroke Scouries ego.He has to be on top so he made up the list himself.


Since there is no such thing as the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) associated with or from Lit, except in scouries head, it can't sanction anything but Scouries usual hot air.

Since scouries and company can't win a REAL contest, he makes up his own list of winners.

Just more of Scouries phony bullshit.

 

[TxRad]

It's "res ipsa" not "res ipso" and, in any event, your usage of the term was improper. So was mine, but on purpose.

You're not an attorney. That's clear now. A little piece of what you wish you were just peeled off and fluttered to the ground.

I'm done here. Have a nice thread.

Someone called him on the Esq some time ago since it's illegal to use that in the state of Florida where he's supposed to be from if you are not a lawyer. He took it down for a while but soon put it back up. More of his usual bullshit.

By the way, so you know. He has nothing to do with Lit in any way, shape, or form other than posting stories here like everyone else. When he first came here, his whole motive and he posted it for everyone to see was to pull the AH and the Lit contest down since he can't seem to win one for all his bragging.

It's so much fun seeing scouries get his ass handed to him.

Over and over again.

 

[scouries]

QUOTE paco A little piece of what you wish you were just peeled off and fluttered to the ground…I'm done here. Have a nice thread.

I was relatively confident you’d run… the following line is pretty hard to answer:

“Some well-meaning readers out there that vote more than once”? HUH! C’mon my legal eagle! Losing five or ten or even fifty votes swept away might indicate some “well-meaning readers”. But over 1000 votes swept away, over two thirds of those cast? I think we better use a little of your rest ipso on that line.

And I do believe we can let the loss of over two thirds of your votes speak for itself, don't you…​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[scouries]

Okay, we finally got rid of that cheating Mexican ... now lets get back to something important...

like making love on the beach...

Have any of you people ever fucked on the sand? I know it looks and sounds great and they're always taking pictures of girls lying naked on the sand...

http://hosted.met-art.com/met-art_ry_247_225//full/met-art_ry_247_4.jpg

but I gotta warn you - its not always that great!

for either you or your girl...​

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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[michchick98]

Yep, I was right. Any time he gets called out on something he tries to draw attention away from himself by posting pictures of naked girls.

 

[Darkniciad]

Okay, we finally got rid of that cheating Mexican ... now lets get back to something important...

Translation: Now that scouries has once again been proved a liar, hypocrite, and cheat -- something that happens at least once per page of late -- it's time to try to distract those gullible enough to believe a word he says by leeching pictures off another site.

Naturally, he's delusional enough to out himself as a bigot ( again ) in the process.

 

[michchick98]

Translation: Now that scouries has once again been proved a liar, hypocrite, and cheat -- something that happens at least once per page of late -- it's time to try to distract those gullible enough to believe a word he says by leeching pictures off another site.

Naturally, he's delusional enough to out himself as a bigot ( again ) in the process.

Hey, Dark. Sorry for my intrusion with my own pictures. I thought this was the new picture thread.

You should join in on the fun, or at the very least quote my posts with the pictures so scouries can enjoy them on his new picture thread...since he has me on ignore an all.

 

[scouries]

who invented [size=+3]SWAGGER FOOTBALL????[/SIZE]

If this guy throws one more interception tonight I may end up in the hospital! He's fucking killing me...

Jacory baby, you just got to do better...

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/sports_college/files/2010/04/jacory-harris.jpg

[size=+2]University of Miami Hurricanes[/size]
National Football Champions
1983, 1987, 1989, 1991, 2001​

jrs esq

 

[Darkniciad]

A quick facepalm at his own idiocy and "Uhm... Football! That's the ticket!"

Just because you're fascinated by shiny objects doesn't mean it's going to work on anybody else, scouries.

 

[scouries]

yes it is!!!!

http://www.wunderground.com/data/wximagenew/c/canesrule1/5.jpg​

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Gawd! All this time, I thought it was all about ME.

 

[TxRad]

Gawd! All this time, I thought it was all about ME.

Not even close. I think the blowup doll is running a close second to Scouries ego, which it's all about.

Ya know, if he does have me on ignore, that only means he can't see my posts. Funny thing is, everyone else can.

But then again, it's all about him and his delusions.