The Second Year of Donald the Demented Doddard

[JackLuis]

Some have regained their sanity others didn't. I drew a line in the sand and made a difficult decision. I think that it's more important than ever for people to continue to talk, but on women's issues I found their unwillingness to mature into adult women to be unacceptable.

His limp dick is only one of his many problems. Even if I was a right wing loon impressed with money and power, I wouldn't be able to stop laughing at his comb over.

Welcome to the Snark Mob.

 

[JackLuis]

Has Melania finally decided to pull her chips off the table?​

Melania

Addressing First Lady Melania Trump’s last second cancellation of traveling to the Davos World Economic Forum with her husband, two CNN experts on the history of presidential spouses called it intriguing in light of the weekend revelations Trump had a “romantic affair” with an adult film start after she gave birth to their son.

Speaking with host Wolf Blitzer, CNN White House reporter Kate Bennett cut right to the chase when asked about the abrupt change of plans.

“She says she is not going because of scheduling and logistical issues,” Blitzer asked. “What does that mean?”

“It means a week she was going and then they did some research into it and now she’s not going,” Bennett glibly replied, adding the first lady’s Davos snub was “raising eyebrows.”

“This is a first lady we don’t know hear much about how she is feeling,” Bennett continued. “So we looked at these non-verbal clues of not going on the trip, with the headlines of the Stormy Daniels story and it is curious timing, and it leads people to reach their own narrative of what may be happening behind the scenes.”

Tune in next week For the 53rd Weak: of the Draft Dodging, Demented Dick-tater Diving, Donald the DEquivocator !

May you live in interesting times! you poor fuckers. *shakes head and mumbles*

 

[WandaGrabowski]

Welcome to the Snark Mob.

Thank you, sir

 

[JackLuis]

‘Don’t ever preach to me again!’: Ex-GOP

chair tells evangelicals who still support Trump to ‘shut the hell up!’​

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https://www.rawstory.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Michael-Steele-300x161.jpg​

No Shit,Fuck 'em! They have little moral authority. Mike gave them the benefit of the doubt, up 'til now. ​

 

[Adder4321]

Not here to discuss politics, just wondering if you're starting to have trouble naming these threads. I expected you to run out of ideas months ago.

 

[Carnal_Flower]

Ha ha

Just thought of something.

What if when Mueller asks Trump why he fired Comey, he says, "Well I was going to fire Comey. I was going to do it--knowing there was no easy time to do it! But I said, I said to myself, this Russher thing, with Trump and Russia, it's a made up story, a hoax."

 

[JackLuis]

Not here to discuss politics, just wondering if you're starting to have trouble naming these threads. I expected you to run out of ideas months ago.

Trump, like GW is a constant source of new ways to be a slithering Dick!

How much longer can Obama keep his mouth shut about the Disaster that is the Trumpian Administration? You know he want to nail Donny's comb over to a wall.

 

[WandaGrabowski]

Trump, like GW is a constant source of new ways to be a slithering Dick!

How much longer can Obama keep his mouth shut about the Disaster that is the Trumpian Administration? You know he want to nail Donny's comb over to a wall.

He should wait for the perfect time. Like Trump firing Mueller or refusing to answer Mueller's subpoena.

 

[JackLuis]

‘This guy’s busted’: Morning Joe says Mueller has ‘smoking gun’ evidence of Trump obstruction on tape

But MSNBC’s Ari Melber said Trump had already publicly confessed to firing Comey over his handling of the Russia probe during a May 11 interview with NBC News.

“Isn’t the funny part here that we also have tapes but they were made by Lester Holt?” Melber said. “I mean the president said something on TV that if it were a secret tape, if we found the secret tape of him saying, ‘Russia was on my mind when I fired the FBI director.’ It would actually look worse, but it just all happened live.”

Co-host Mika Brzezinski giggled as she agreed Melber was right, that those nationally broadcast recordings would be potentially damning if they had been revealed another way, and Himes agreed other Trump campaign associates — including his family members — had also signaled corrupt intentions.

Biden confirms reports McConnell blocked Obama from warning Americans about Russian election interference

As Politico reports, the Senate leader refused to sign a bipartisan statement about Russia’s efforts. Former president Barack Obama felt the lack of bipartisanship would serve the Kremlin’s interests, Biden said.

The former vice president said Obama “would sit there literally after” each press briefing “and say, ‘What the hell are we going to do?’” Biden explained.

Biden was speaking to the Council on Foreign Relations about Russian efforts to sow discord in the United States’ electoral process. He told president Richard Haass that he regretted the administration’s failure to take more action before the election.

“Had we known what we knew three weeks later, we may have done something more,” Biden said, according to Politico.

 

[JackLuis]

‘Can we throw things?’ Spectators torn between fascination and revulsion as Trump strides into Davos

A fawning female admirer grabbed Donald Trump’s autograph while others longed to pelt him with fruit as the US president Thursday strode enthusiastically into the Davos economic forum.

Trump smiled and waved as hundreds of onlookers at the elite gathering lined the lobby and a high staircase of the conference venue in the Swiss resort to get a glimpse of him.

Some muttered disapprovingly about him even as they got out their phones to take pictures, torn between fascination and revulsion at the man who has vowed to tear down their globalist world.

“Can we throw things?” asked one bystander, a middle-aged American woman in a purple jacket, peering from the staircase at the crowds awaiting Trump’s arrival.

“I’ve an apple in my bag,” said another woman.

“No,” replied the first, walking away. “He doesn’t even merit that.”

 

[benschup]

‘Can we throw things?’ Spectators torn between fascination and revulsion as Trump strides into Davos

Trump, like GW is a constant source of new ways to be a slithering Dick!

How much longer can Obama keep his mouth shut about the Disaster that is the Trumpian Administration? You know he want to nail Donny's comb over to a wall.

Thank God, Almost two years without that little dipshit.

 

[phrodeau]

Thank God, Almost two years without that little dipshit.

Ha, I bet Obama was on your radar every single day of 2016.

 

[JackLuis]

THe Golden Throne!

‘Nothing says America like a solid gold toilet’: Internet cheers the Guggenheim’s ‘brilliant’ Trump troll

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he Washington Post on Thursday published an incredible story on Donald Trump’s effort to “borrow” a Vincent Van Gogh painting for use in the president and First Lady’s living quarters.

According the report, the Guggenheim’s chief curator Nancy Spector replied that she was not able to accommodate the president’s request, she was able to offer an “alternative.” As the Post reports, Spector’s offer was ‘an 18-karat, fully functioning, solid gold toilet—an interactive work entitled ‘America,’” by artist Maurizio Cattelan.

Spector added the artist “would like to offer it to the White House for a long-term loan.” asked about his offer to the Trumps, Cattelan told the Post, “What’s the point of our life? Everything seems absurd until we die and then it makes sense.”

 

[phrodeau]

‘Nothing says America like a solid gold toilet’: Internet cheers the Guggenheim’s ‘brilliant’ Trump troll

https://www.rawstory.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/America-by-Maurizio-Cattelan-via-Guggenheim-300x161.png​

Just tell him it's a real Renoir.

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/donald-trump-fake-renoir-1117814

 

[JackLuis]

MSNBC’s Katy Tur rolls hilarious supercut of Trump flip-flopping on whether he wants to talk to Mueller

“Does President Trump want to talk to Robert Mueller?” the host asked during a Thursday afternoon segment. “Well, it depends on when you ask.”

Tur then rolled a supercut of Trump’s flip-flopping responses when being questioned about whether he’d speak with Mueller. On June 9, 2017, he said he’s “100 percent” interested, but on January 10, 2018, with crossed arms, he said “we’ll see what happens.”

On January 24, as it became clearer that the special counsel was zeroing in on him, Trump said he was “looking forward” to being interviewed under oath — only to have White House counsel Ty Cobb walk back the comment, saying the president spoke too soon in his preparations for his trip to Davos.

ANd Then:
‘It’s too quiet’: Ex-prosecutor tells Fox News ‘slighted’ former Trump officials may be cooperating with Mueller

“‘Fighting back’ could be considered a corrupt purpose under the statute and that could fulfill an obstruction charge,” said Bianchi, calling it “very reckless” that Trump intends to speak to investigators face to face.

“Who are the wild cards?” asked Smith, pointing to cooperation by ousted national security adviser Mike Flynn.

“Watch Reince Priebus,” said Bianchi. “It’s too quiet. Everything’s a little too quiet out there. They are speaking to people who were in the know, they’re speaking to people who may have jeopardy or people that may be jilted.”

“We know about Manafort and there are others,” said Smith. “Steve Bannon.”

“You always go for the person that feels that they’ve been slighted,” Bianchi said.

Dun dun dun...DUN!

 

[bhurry]

Ha, I bet Obama was on your radar every single day of 2016.

Way longer for me. Since the south side of Chicago. Remember that. What ever happened to that good old Minister?

 

[JackLuis]

Trump Tried To Saturday Night Massacre Robert Mueller By The Pussy, But He Couldn’t Get There

Maggie Haberman and Michael Schmidt report at the New York Times that way back yonder in June of 2017, just a month after Rod Rosenstein appointed Mueller in response to Trump’s petulant-shitbaby firing of FBI director James Comey, Trump gave White House Counsel Don McGahn an order to call the Justice Department and tell them to send Mueller packin’. And according to FOUR sources (all of whom were possibly “Don McGahn”) Don McGahn said FUCK YOU. Or more accurately, he said nope, I am not doing that, and if that’s really what you want me to do, I am quitting White House forever and you’re on your own, LoveHandles McOrange!

AND THEN DON MCGAHN SAID:

Mr. McGahn also told White House officials that Mr. Trump would not follow through on the dismissal on his own. The president then backed off.

Wait, are we reading that correctly? Did McGahn inform the White House that Trump was too much of a pussy to call the Justice Department all by hisself? And then Trump proved him right? What kind of Saturday Night LMAO-ssacre is this?

 

[phrodeau]

Way longer for me. Since the south side of Chicago. Remember that. What ever happened to that good old Minister?

He probably only thought about Obama once a week.

 

[Adre]

President Snowflake won’t visit U.K. unless protests are banned. Poor widdle Donnie.

 

[Hypoxia]

Trump Tried To Saturday Night Massacre Robert Mueller By The Pussy, But He Couldn’t Get There

Wait, are we reading that correctly? Did McGahn inform the White House that Trump was too much of a pussy to call the Justice Department all by hisself? And then Trump proved him right? What kind of Saturday Night LMAO-ssacre is this?

DJT doesn't fire people. It takes fortitude to look someone in the face and say, "You're fired!" DJT has minions do that for him.

DJT will face issues if he tries to dump Mueller. He can't do it hisself because he didn't do the hiring; he needs a minion to follow his termination order. That means firing DoJ officials from Sessions on down till he finds a limp temp. But then DJT's lonely DoJ will lack installed leaders, and the Senate will be in no mood to confirm replacements. What a pickle.

DJT's nasty option: Fuck the law, just order Marines or Marshals to take Team Mueller and their work product into custody. Declare a national state of emergency to quell protests; dissidents will be apprehended. Moral of the story: Don't fuck with the God-Emperor.

We'll see how far DJT's sense of self-preservation extends.

 

[Adre]

Fire Mueller and face impeachment the very first day the 2019 Democratic House majority is seated.

 

[JackLuis]

Nikki Haley calls Trump affair rumors ‘disgusting’

The United Nations Ambassador to the United States Nikki Haley has angrily shot down rumors she was having an affair with President Donald Trump, calling the speculation "disgusting" and "highly offensive."

"I wouldn't fuck him with Hillary's pussy," She quipped.

 

[JackLuis]

Donald Trump fell well below his promise of 4 percent economic growth in 2017

The economy grew at a 2.6 percent annual rate for 2017, the Department of Commerce announced on Friday—a strong showing but well below President Donald Trump's promise of 4 percent growth or the 2.9 percent federal economists had predicted.

For perspective, one percentage point of gross domestic product growth could generate 1 million new jobs, according to Business Insider.

Trump pledged a 4 percent growth repeatedly during the presidential campaign and into his presidency. He was so sanguine that he predicted it may rise even higher at the presidential debate in October 2016. "We're bringing [the Gross Domestic Product] from 1 percent up to 4 percent," he said. "And I actually think we can go higher than 4 percent. I think you can go to 5 percent or 6 percent."

Well he was 72.5% right, right? Kind'a C- territory, I'd say.

 

[JackLuis]

‘Monday night slaughter’: Bernstein slams Trump and his ‘gang’ of GOP enablers for trying to shut down Russia probe

Veteran reporter Carl Bernstein of Watergate fame on Monday called the abrupt departure of former Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe the “Monday night slaughter,” arguing Trump and his “enablers” in Congress are putting the U.S. at risk of a Constitutional crisis.

“We are seeing a breakdown and I think we may look back and call this the Monday night slaughter of the administration of justice and our institutions of justice in the United States,” Bernstein said. “A real slaughter by an obstructionist, irresponsible, partisan gang in the House of Representatives. It has put the interests of their party and the president of the United States and his personal fortunes above the national interest, and I think we’re going to look back on what happened today and tonight as a turning point.”

“Clearly, since he has become president, Donald Trump has done everything in his power including working with these enablers on Capitol Hill to make sure that this investigation of him, his family, his aides, his campaign, his transition does not come to fruition,” the reporter added. “And this was part and parcel of it tonight.”

Bernstein suggested if Trump “continues down this road, and if his enablers in Congress continue down this road,” the institutions designed to protect America “may fail us.”

“Donald Trump may get away with this,” Bernstein explained. “By ‘this’ I mean shutting down the legitimate investigation of the president of the United States.”

ALso
Senator who released Pentagon Papers taunts Republican ‘wimps and cowards’ over Nunes memo

Nothing Burger?