The Sick Room
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For all the poor sick folks 
There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who
insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know you all have experienced this, and here's the way one old guy handled it.
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he
approached
the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the
doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come
into a crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some
embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had
taken her advice.
"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?" "I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who
insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know you all have experienced this, and here's the way one old guy handled it.
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he
approached
the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the
doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come
into a crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some
embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had
taken her advice.
"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?" "I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
Soron
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Arden said:*Leans across the sick bed and gives him a BIG Hug and soft kiss on his cheek*
That's what I like so much about you!
And here all this time I thought it was my boyish charms and good looks
You must be feeling better, that was quite a kiss!
Angel9476
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Hope everyone's feeling better today, I'm just getting over a virus myself, so I understand how you feel. But for those who are still feeling miserable, hope this will put a smile on your face.....http://www.2yaks.com/funpages2/funpage109.html
Arden
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Angel9476 said:Hope everyone's feeling better today, I'm just getting over a virus myself, so I understand how you feel. But for those who are still feeling miserable, hope this will put a smile on your face.....http://www.2yaks.com/funpages2/funpage109.html
Thanks, Angel! Those two little guys are awfully cute!
http://images.2yaks.com/2yaks/bonster2.gifhttp://images.2yaks.com/2yaks/bonster1.gif
Soron
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Arden said:Hi Toni...
I think everyone checked out except me. I'm not as lethargic as I was, but still have congested lungs. But I do feel much better, thanks for asking!
You sound a lot better too, darlin'.
But, that voice is still oh so sexy.
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