The squirrel is loose...

[meat_squirrel]

Now you've done it....

The squirrel is awake and hungry...anyone have something to feed it?

 

[meat_squirrel]

Hold on big fella....

...good boy.

 

[jenniwren]

mmmm

i bet he tastes good too

 

[meat_squirrel]

Word on the steet...

i bet he tastes good too

Oddly enough, the word on the street is that squirrel tastes like chicken...why don't you take a hit and see if that's true...because...if so...I've some nuggets to go with it...squirrel nuggets...but nuggets none the less.

 

[meat_squirrel]

You see...you hold his head like that so he won't bite you...

...but if you hold it like this...he'll be encouraged to nest...

 

[Guest]

Who knew squirrels could be so much fun? All this time I spent tossing them little nuts and seeds when I should have been tempting them all along to come and feed out of my hand. Silly me!

Hmmm, must say... Could you please stand around the house like THIS for a long time? Pretty please?

 

[meat_squirrel]

Never eat the nuts...just suckle them like candy...

Who knew squirrels could be so much fun? All this time I spent tossing them little nuts and seeds when I should have been tempting them all along to come and feed out of my hand. Silly me!

Hmmm, must say... Could you please stand around the house like THIS for a long time? Pretty please?

Awwe...and just imagine his little nose nuzzling the palm of your hand. Why don't you give him a kiss and see if he responds well?

Oh sure...in our house we always stand around naked...it's a wonderful and wholesome family activity...something even grandma can enjoy.

Thanks for the note! You are too sexy for words...so I'll just issue gutteral moans of content.

 

[meat_squirrel]

If you hold him like this...

...he can't breathe and will learn to never be naughty again. Bad squirrel...baaaaad.

Of course if he starts to turn blue, well...you might need to ease up a tad. You don't want him to pass out.

 

[meat_squirrel]

Looming...

Now this is not ordinarilly the perspective I get...I just don't bend the right way...

However, if someone has this angle I'm sure the squirrel is verry happy...verry happy indeed. Any volunteers?

 

[meat_squirrel]

Where are we going with this?

...one never knows what excessive attention can bring out of a person...anyone interested in helping find out what "excessive attention" really is? Hello? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

 

[Galene]

Looming...

Now this is not ordinarilly the perspective I get...I just don't bend the right way...

Maybe, but it's a perspective I particularly like!

Welcome honey

 

[meat_squirrel]

What a coincidence!

Maybe, but it's a perspective I particularly like!

Welcome honey

That's EXACTLY the perspective I'd like you to take! Um...as a favour...while you are down there would be be so kind as to rub the squirrels nose...with your tongue?

Thanks for the warm welcome beautiful!

 

[meat_squirrel]

Awww....

Is that a tear in his eye?

Someone get me a tissue...um...better make it a few....

You know what? Just leave the box.

 

[enjoyingitall]

This thread is absolutely adorably funny--with some hot pictures tossed in I might add.

Really good to see you get this one off and running, sweetie.

 

[meat_squirrel]

The Professor and Maryann....

This thread is absolutely adorably funny--with some hot pictures tossed in I might add.

Really good to see you get this one off and running, sweetie.

Hey, and who doesn't love hot squirrel eh? Now if you must know...he was off and running...but I caught up with him and wrestled him to the ground till he threw up. Well...it was something like that.

Thanks for dropping! I've always sincerely enjoyed your thread as well. It's one of the regular stops on my 3 hour tours. Except that they aren't 3 hours. Well okay they are. Tell a lie...they're more like 6 hours...but that's okay right? Right?

 

[meat_squirrel]

Tis the end of this adventure...

And at long last we leave our exhausted hero. Broken and disheveled he limps home on his one leg. A single tear running down his nose.

 

[meat_squirrel]

Because friends give us hope

I hope everyone had as good of a time with this set as I did Thanks to all the beautiful sexy women that dropped by long enough to leave a note. You are all wonderful and make this little corner of my life a sincere escape from reality.

I've had the amazing opportunity to chat with some of you and share a bit of our lives together. I can't begin to tell you how much your friendship means to me. You are all wonderful and you sincerely make me feel like a special person.

 

[enjoyingitall]

Aww, that was so sweet.

So, the first adventure of our friend the squirrel is over..but there will be more adventures, right?

 

[Azurre]

I hope everyone had as good of a time with this set as I did Thanks to all the beautiful sexy women that dropped by long enough to leave a note. You are all wonderful and make this little corner of my life a sincere escape from reality.

I've had the amazing opportunity to chat with some of you and share a bit of our lives together. I can't begin to tell you how much your friendship means to me. You are all wonderful and you sincerely make me feel like a special person.

Oh dear...please say this is not Adieu! I have adored your pics and story. Truly made my day to read of the struggle of such a brave and determined squirrel!! I became quite enamoured by him and would have liked to meet him. Sigh.

~Az

 

[meat_squirrel]

Meat_Squirrel: The next nut to crack...

Oh dear...please say this is not Adieu! I have adored your pics and story. Truly made my day to read of the struggle of such a brave and determined squirrel!! I became quite enamoured by him and would have liked to meet him. Sigh.

~Az

Ah my dear you are, as always, a delight. No, not the end, our intrepid friend shall return, hopefully tomorrow, in an all new series of excitement and adventure. Who knows what erotic dreams float in the mind of our little friend....

 

[DevineDD]

This is a great thread! THX for making me smile and laugh.

You are quite yummy

 

[meat_squirrel]

Not enough sleep...

Aww, that was so sweet.

So, the first adventure of our friend the squirrel is over..but there will be more adventures, right?

I swear I replied to your post immediately...heh...of course I hit the enter key with my forehead as I fell asleep...but it should count right? Even if it didn't work?

No matter. Yes this is only the first. There will be more exciting adventures...well exciting is in the eye of the beholder...now...would anyone like to hold the eye?

Thanks for the post sexy. And, by the way, LOVE the new AV. I knew you were beautiful. I just couldn't prove it until now. Yum.

 

[meat_squirrel]

*blush*

This is a great thread! THX for making me smile and laugh.

You are quite yummy

Welcome to my humble abode my dear! I'm so glad you got a laugh. That's what this is really about isn't it? Experiencing joy, laughter and companionship?

Yummy you say? Now, I've tried tasting myself...and I must say...not bad...wouldn't want a steady diet of it, but...oops...telling on myself *blush*

I hope you swing by often!

 

[Galene]

That's EXACTLY the perspective I'd like you to take! Um...as a favour...while you are down there would be be so kind as to rub the squirrels nose...with your tongue?

Thanks for the warm welcome beautiful!

no prob... and I'm sure the squirrel will not object to some massaging of his bottom

 

[meat_squirrel]

...on happy squirrels

no prob... and I'm sure the squirrel will not object to some massaging of his bottom

It is a little known fact that if you massage a squirrels bottom they puff up and go still while purring like kittens. It's a lot like a stretch when someone scratches your back...

Nice to see you sexy!