The squirrel is loose...

[meat_squirrel]

The further adventures of Meat_Squirrel

Okay, so I've blown through my first set about twice to three times faster than I'd expected. However, onward and upward. This is the second set. I took these after work one day in about an hour. I hope they stand up to close inspection...then again I hope a lot of things "stand up" when closely inspected...say with a tongue or other wet part.

That said we'll kick this off with a a pic and see if anyone finds them worthy.

(Note: I originally posted 5 pics here, but I turfed the numbering so if you checked before I noticed you got a sneak preview of the set. You can either consider yourself lucky or cursed...your choice *wink*)

 

[enjoyingitall]

I'm smiling now.

 

[meat_squirrel]

Yum...

I'm smiling now.

I'm always stunned by your beautiful pics so I'm honored you like these. I think you may have been the only person to get the accidental sneak peak though. Lucky duck.

*smooch*

 

[enjoyingitall]

I'm always stunned by your beautiful pics so I'm honored you like these. I think you may have been the only person to get the accidental sneak peak though. Lucky duck.

*smooch*

Thanks. And Yes, I believe I did.

I'd say more, but ya know...well you know.

 

[meat_squirrel]

Thanks. And Yes, I believe I did.

I'd say more, but ya know...well you know.

Yeah...you know I had to completely shave that sheep when I was done? I mean chocolate pudding and axel grease just don't want to come out of wool. Of course you know if you wash a sheep they shrink and it squeezes them to death. That's why you never see sheep out in the rain.

Really.

Oh, like some strange guy on the internet would lie to you.

 

[kittenartist]

Absolutely Wonderful

Lovely pictures. You remind me very much of my other half - I am so lucky

Kitties love playing with squirrels you know...

 

[meat_squirrel]

But cats eat squirrels....

Lovely pictures. You remind me very much of my other half - I am so lucky

Kitties love playing with squirrels you know...

The other half? Top or bottom? Left or right?

I've heard kitties are excellent playmates... Maybe I should find a way to feed the squirrel to one and see what comes up.

Welcome! Glad you could join us...I'm just taking off my clothes, but you're more than welcome to stay and watch.

 

[kittenartist]

The other half? Top or bottom? Left or right?

I've heard kitties are excellent playmates... Maybe I should find a way to feed the squirrel to one and see what comes up.

Welcome! Glad you could join us...I'm just taking off my clothes, but you're more than welcome to stay and watch.

Boyfriend is the other half - technically he is usually top or right.

This kitty would love to swallow a squirrel... promise it won't hurt

 

[arabic girl]

very nice pecture
and good show
thanks yuo

 

[jenniwren]

hot looking and a sense of humour!!!!!!
what a lucky wife this guy must have!!!!

 

[meat_squirrel]

There shall be no chewing...

Boyfriend is the other half - technically he is usually top or right.

This kitty would love to swallow a squirrel... promise it won't hurt

That would be simply excellent! And the promise it won't hurt is nice as well. It's not the swallowing that's bad for squirrels, but the chewing. *shudder*...chewing is really bad.

Thanks for the post! Keep a lookout...this is a short series (only 15 pics or so) so we ought to be getting to the squirrel soon...*grin*

 

[meat_squirrel]

Welcome!

very nice pecture
and good show
thanks yuo

Welcome aboard! I'm so glad you enjoyed the series. I look forward to seeing you around!

 

[meat_squirrel]

...great googly oogly...

hot looking and a sense of humour!!!!!!
what a lucky wife this guy must have!!!!

*flipping tail coyly* Aww, shucks. It was nuthin. You're wonderful yourself *wink*

Thanks for dropping by!

 

[Azurre]

*Pops in naked and smothered in peanut butter hoping to entice the squirrel to come out, briefly panics that she popped into wrong thread, then feels reassured as she sees all the nuts laying around*

~Az

 

[meat_squirrel]

Because sometimes your pants just fall off...

Well they do. What? Oh, like your pants never just fell off.

 

[meat_squirrel]

...sensory overload....

*Pops in naked and smothered in peanut butter hoping to entice the squirrel to come out, briefly panics that she popped into wrong thread, then feels reassured as she sees all the nuts laying around*

~Az

In a fit of unbridled passion the squirrel attacks and begins lapping at you with his quivvering tiny tongue. His little face twisted with extasy (the emotion not the drug...I mean really, who would ever want to see a squirrel on X?).

Unfortunately for the little guy his brain just couldn't take the intensity and he eventually fell into a fit of muscle spasms and passed out. Now...what shall we do to clean off all of that excess peanut butter? Perhaps I can offer some assistance...I have some skill with peanut butter removal systems....

Thanks for the lovely visual Azurre! Nearly caused a whiskey/nose incident...I was able to restrain myself...but it was close.

 

[meat_squirrel]

Squirrel nest...

Here we see the nest of our little friend. Notice how he's neatly curled up...you can't even see him.

 

[Guest]

Now how often do I see a very well dressed squirrel... not often enough! I must be living near the wrong part of the woods. All the squirrels around here are naked as can be. Is it so much to ask for a squirrel to wear a few layers so they can be peeled off later? Must say the squirrel has a cute bottom too.


Question... do squirrel's bite if you smack them on the bottom or perhaps pinch the bottom?

 

[meat_squirrel]

Squirrels in pants is not the same as Squirrels IN pants....

Now how often do I see a very well dressed squirrel... not often enough! I must be living near the wrong part of the woods. All the squirrels around here are naked as can be. Is it so much to ask for a squirrel to wear a few layers so they can be peeled off later? Must say the squirrel has a cute bottom too.


Question... do squirrel's bite if you smack them on the bottom or perhaps pinch the bottom?

Southern Squirrels are often mistaken for food so they try to blend in by wearing clothes, however, to your point, a clothed squirrel is considered a delicacy. I mean, when you think about it, clothes are really just candy wrappers for mammals aren't they? Mmmm...what's for dinner? Squirrel bottom soup. Yum.

Now a squirrel will not bite if thier bottom is smacked or pinched but it is often viewed as part of the mating ritual.

 

[meat_squirrel]

I have no reason...

to stand like this.

 

[meat_squirrel]

Time to exercise the squirrel...

...he gets almost no exercise during the day so when we get home we have to make sure he gets a run around the block.

 

[Guest]

Southern Squirrels are often mistaken for food so they try to blend in by wearing clothes, however, to your point, a clothed squirrel is considered a delicacy. I mean, when you think about it, clothes are really just candy wrappers for mammals aren't they? Mmmm...what's for dinner? Squirrel bottom soup. Yum.

Now a squirrel will not bite if thier bottom is smacked or pinched but it is often viewed as part of the mating ritual.

Walking in, skirt gathered up and holding a tiny little surplus of acorns. Placing the pile near the door and slipping my panties off and promptly covering them to protect the acorns from harsh weather that might swoop in at any given time. You know panties are the best protection in a storm! Leaving a tiny little note attached to the tree...

I had no idea a dressed squirrel was considered such a delicacy. Goodness, now it all makes sense! Do squirrels of such standing like regular peanut butter ... you know the ordinary kind you find in the stores. Or do they prefer high end peanut butter? For now here are some acrons to keep you strong and healthy... have to say I love squirrel botom, but would rather just lick and bite at it... no need for soup!

 

[Guest]

to stand like this.

Hmmm, no reason to stand that way? I could have sworn I saw a deodorant commercial or some Mentos commercial where they stood like that? Possible side career? Especially with a cute bottom!

 

[meat_squirrel]

Squirrel tail...

Walking in, skirt gathered up and holding a tiny little surplus of acorns. Placing the pile near the door and slipping my panties off and promptly covering them to protect the acorns from harsh weather that might swoop in at any given time. You know panties are the best protection in a storm! Leaving a tiny little note attached to the tree...

I had no idea a dressed squirrel was considered such a delicacy. Goodness, now it all makes sense! Do squirrels of such standing like regular peanut butter ... you know the ordinary kind you find in the stores. Or do they prefer high end peanut butter? For now here are some acrons to keep you strong and healthy... have to say I love squirrel botom, but would rather just lick and bite at it... no need for soup!

*eyeing the acorns greedily while sniffing around the panties* Uh oh, quandry, acorns...ThatGirl's panties...acorns...panties...acorns...PANTIES!!!! *greedily scoops the panties up and ferrets them away in his secret stash*

*Returning to feast on the acorns* Ahh...such a delightful treat...perfectly seasoned! I can feel myself getting thick and hard just tasting them.

Squirrels of course prefer the highest quality peanut butter but it must be smooth...it makes the removal that much more enjoyable.

And since you mentioned you like squirrel bottom...here's something I hope you might test the licking and biting theory on...

 

[meat_squirrel]

Mentos?

Hmmm, no reason to stand that way? I could have sworn I saw a deodorant commercial or some Mentos commercial where they stood like that? Possible side career? Especially with a cute bottom!

I see the problem...I was thinking about the land of reality...and Lit is most assuredly fantasy. Heck, in that case this whole thread makes sense. Wheeeeee!