The squirrel is loose...

meat_squirrel said:
LOL...

Hmm...how would that look on a Tshirt? Can we have a squirrel on the back and a cock on the front?



Here ya go, sweetie...not quite the way you mentioned, but close. :)
 
KaChing!

enjoyingitall said:
Here ya go, sweetie...not quite the way you mentioned, but close. :)

OMG! *LMAO* That is just too cool!

Well, hell I guess I'll just have to open a t-shirt and head shop now...er...wait...not that kind of head shop. Well, actually exactly that kind...well...maybe both kinds....

Thanks tons for the excellent TShirt and slogan! You are just amazing!

*smoooooooooooooches*
 
The cock, the whole cock and nothing but the cock

Another set of random pics. Really. Completely random!

Mini-index:

1. Balls -- Freshly Shaven
2. Nose -- This friendly fella wants a kiss
3. Cock Right -- This is a right handed cock
4. Cock Left -- This is a left handed cock
5. Balls -- Wow, these so, so, soooooo need a bit of attention
 
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meat_squirrel said:
OMG! *LMAO* That is just too cool!

Well, hell I guess I'll just have to open a t-shirt and head shop now...er...wait...not that kind of head shop. Well, actually exactly that kind...well...maybe both kinds....

Thanks tons for the excellent TShirt and slogan! You are just amazing!

*smoooooooooooooches*

Glad you liked it..I thought it was fun. :)

I think I'd enjoy a visit to that kind of head shop.. *taking notes* just where will this be located?
 
Meat Squirrel's Head Shop

enjoyingitall said:
Glad you liked it..I thought it was fun. :)

I think I'd enjoy a visit to that kind of head shop.. *taking notes* just where will this be located?

Ooh, damn. Good question.

I immediately thought...bedroom, but then I realized that might not work.

So I thought, yard! Thought, the neighbors might not understand.

So I thought, fruit stand on the side of the road...but the police might not understand.

I thought maybe a strip mall, but really in a mall devoted to that I'd just blend in.

So I guess I'm back to the bedroom. It's small but cozy, can be dark or light and is much more cozy than a hidden storefront....

Still interested?
 
OMG EIA!!! This is incredible!! I want to put my order in...Can I have two mediums? One in blue and one in white for white t-shirt contests of course!

Good evening MS btw! Love your random pics. I found an incredible sensuality and emotion expressed in "cock right" that seemed to be lacking in "cock left". Explain please.

Hope you are having a wonderful evening. Sending some azurre kisses your way. Damn, can you keep that squirrel still...he keeps darting all over the place...makes it hard to kiss him!

~Az

Oh...btw I love your new tagline. Very, ummm, errr tasteful...and, uh, professional....yah...professional! Sure catches the attention though...somewhat like those blue light specials!!!
 
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meat_squirrel said:
Ooh, damn. Good question.

I immediately thought...bedroom, but then I realized that might not work.

So I thought, yard! Thought, the neighbors might not understand.

So I thought, fruit stand on the side of the road...but the police might not understand.

I thought maybe a strip mall, but really in a mall devoted to that I'd just blend in.

So I guess I'm back to the bedroom. It's small but cozy, can be dark or light and is much more cozy than a hidden storefront....

Still interested?


I'm so there. :) And good thinking there. Gotta love a guy you plans out the details like you do. lol
 
Azurre said:
OMG EIA!!! This is incredible!! I want to put my order in...Can I have two mediums? One in blue and one in white for white t-shirt contests of course!


LOL I couldn't resist doing those when he mentioned it the other night. :)

M_S is definitely someone with whom fun can be had. Can you just imagine walking around in shirts like that?? LOL
 
Leaving a pair of acorn filled panties...

Goodness, I'm gone for a tiny bit and a battle raged on between Cockzilla and the Killer Pussies. Is the city safe? Is the forest now quiet once again? Did trees shake and building crumble under the battle?

Hmmm, love that the wedding band is always on as well. :) Love that Ms Squirrel is right along here with you too. Now what is this about plucking rose petals and such for her bath, doing laundry and discussions all in the same night. Damn, what a lucky squirrel she is! Unless of course you ended up falling asleep on the rose petals and laundry while poor Ms Squirrel was stuck listening to you snore. :)

Okay then there is the Whistler dancing from "Sneakers" only naked visual... ranks up there with CH's diner talk. :)

Ohhh.... all excited about the Squirrel campaign. I do think you also need shirts ... " Have you hugged your Squirrel today?" and (I can't resist) Squirrels... They aren't just for dinner anymore! :cattail: :kiss:
 
When to eat a squirrel?

ThatGirl66 said:
Goodness, I'm gone for a tiny bit and a battle raged on between Cockzilla and the Killer Pussies. Is the city safe? Is the forest now quiet once again? Did trees shake and building crumble under the battle?

Hmmm, love that the wedding band is always on as well. :) Love that Ms Squirrel is right along here with you too. Now what is this about plucking rose petals and such for her bath, doing laundry and discussions all in the same night. Damn, what a lucky squirrel she is! Unless of course you ended up falling asleep on the rose petals and laundry while poor Ms Squirrel was stuck listening to you snore. :)

Okay then there is the Whistler dancing from "Sneakers" only naked visual... ranks up there with CH's diner talk. :)

Ohhh.... all excited about the Squirrel campaign. I do think you also need shirts ... " Have you hugged your Squirrel today?" and (I can't resist) Squirrels... They aren't just for dinner anymore! :cattail: :kiss:

It was a viscious battle, but no one was hurt in the ensuing carnage.

Squirrels aren't just for dinner? Well heck no...they can be had a breakfast, a midnight snack or even brunch...second breakfasts are wonderful as well.

Thanks for the post sweetness!
 
Thinking about details....

enjoyingitall said:
I'm so there. :) And good thinking there. Gotta love a guy you plans out the details like you do. lol

You know the devil is in the details. I mean thoughts like that must be addressed. You never know what you'll find.

Now, shall we detail some additional forays in to the more seductive arts?
 
Az Kisses

Azurre said:
OMG EIA!!! This is incredible!! I want to put my order in...Can I have two mediums? One in blue and one in white for white t-shirt contests of course!

Good evening MS btw! Love your random pics. I found an incredible sensuality and emotion expressed in "cock right" that seemed to be lacking in "cock left". Explain please.

Hope you are having a wonderful evening. Sending some azurre kisses your way. Damn, can you keep that squirrel still...he keeps darting all over the place...makes it hard to kiss him!

~Az

Oh...btw I love your new tagline. Very, ummm, errr tasteful...and, uh, professional....yah...professional! Sure catches the attention though...somewhat like those blue light specials!!!

Well you see...with cock left I was a tad more distracted....unable to focus as I'm right handed and was perusing Lit with my mouse (right) hand.

*catching Az kisses as if they were lightning bugs* Yes, I'll apply these later to the most appropriate of places. Hmmm...I hope MsMS doesn't mind if I *accidentally* spill them on her. *grin*

Here...let me get a hold on the squirrel and give you a good shot at him. It's all a matter of training you see. Once he knows what it's all about he'll stand up straight as a soldier.

Oh and thanks for the note about the Sig. Yeah, I bumped the link size. I was afraid it was a little subdued and wasn't seen. Well, dammit, it better be seen now. *laugh*
 
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More cock

Another mini index:

1. Open wide
2. Now...now...no slacking
3. WAKE UP DAMMIT!
4. There we go...stand proud little squirrel
5. Standing quite proud even
 
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Yummy

meat_squirrel said:
5. Balls -- Wow, these so, so, soooooo need a bit of attention

All the pictures were great - though nothing less was expected. However, the quote above really caught my eye... Kitties love to play with balls you know, they provide hours of amusement and a great for bathing with a million little licks. Such a pleasant pass time.

I shall have to hunt me down some now...
 
Ball hunting....

kittenartist said:
All the pictures were great - though nothing less was expected. However, the quote above really caught my eye... Kitties love to play with balls you know, they provide hours of amusement and a great for bathing with a million little licks. Such a pleasant pass time.

I shall have to hunt me down some now...

Hey, that could be an Olympic event! Ball hunting. You see there could be a lot of men milling around on one side and a group of women on the other and....

What?

Oh, like curling makes any more sense? *grin*

Thanks sweetness! You are just wonderful!!!
 
Hi there m_s.. I have really enjoyed seeing what you and your special squirrel are up to. Will have to come back and visit.
 
Eeeeeeeeeek!!!! *covers her eyes* The horror! You evil evil man! I am reporting you right now! I saw it...saw you abusing that poor little squirrel! Dear lord man, what did that innocent little creature of the forest ever do to you to warrent such abuse! I mean, the slapping, the pulling, the tugging, the yelling at it! *shiver* I never, ever want to see that again!

Poor little squirrell......come here to Azure baby. I will take you somewhere warm, and safe, and protected where you will never need to be abused again in that manner! A safe little squirrel cave, umm...yah...a cave we can call it!

~Az
 
A new friend!!! Yay!

sunbunny3 said:
Hi there m_s.. I have really enjoyed seeing what you and your special squirrel are up to. Will have to come back and visit.

Well thank you for such a nice note and welcome! The squirrel is always happy to make new friends...well, me too, but where he goes I go.

Please do come back and play with us! Hopefully you'll find more to like!
 
The cavecock cometh....

Azurre said:
Eeeeeeeeeek!!!! *covers her eyes* The horror! You evil evil man! I am reporting you right now! I saw it...saw you abusing that poor little squirrel! Dear lord man, what did that innocent little creature of the forest ever do to you to warrent such abuse! I mean, the slapping, the pulling, the tugging, the yelling at it! *shiver* I never, ever want to see that again!

Poor little squirrell......come here to Azure baby. I will take you somewhere warm, and safe, and protected where you will never need to be abused again in that manner! A safe little squirrel cave, umm...yah...a cave we can call it!

~Az

Okay, really, I lauged my ass off when I read this post. Az you are just delightful! Now to set you mind at ease no squirrels were harmed in the photographing of this thread. It's all done with simple photographic trickery and a careful application of tensile stress. You see, there's nothing to be worried about. As a matter of fact I think he rather enjoys the attention.

...now please tell me more about this cave. Is the entrance easily accessible? What about egress? Enter...egress...enter...egress...oh man I think I'd like that cave a whole bunch.
 
Now in 3D!

Yeah, some of these are a bit "close," but I liked them.

Mini Index:

1. Just a touchin'
2. This really needs a warm cave...one with or without a tongue
3. ...and when you put your tongue here my knees melt and run off my legs.
4. Just some more touchin'
5. ...and when you suck right here, on the bottom, the soft little wrinkles...you can make me do anything you want.
 
meat_squirrel said:
Yeah, some of these are a bit "close," but I liked them.

Mini Index:

1. Just a touchin'
2. This really needs a warm cave...one with or without a tongue
3. ...and when you put your tongue here my knees melt and run off my legs.
4. Just some more touchin'
5. ...and when you suck right here, on the bottom, the soft little wrinkles...you can make me do anything you want.


Certainly not too close for me :cool:

May I push a hard nipple inside? :devil:
 
Oh man, oh man, oh maaaaaaan.....

ran57gr said:
Certainly not too close for me :cool:

May I push a hard nipple inside? :devil:

*grin* I'm glad a nice up close shot did scare you off.

And as for the nipple? My first reaction was...OH GOD YES PLEASE! So I guess it wouldn't be a problem. *wink*
 
meat_squirrel said:
*grin* I'm glad a nice up close shot did scare you off.

And as for the nipple? My first reaction was...OH GOD YES PLEASE! So I guess it wouldn't be a problem. *wink*


oh well... maybe a tip of tongue first to prepare the grounds :cool: :p
 
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