The squirrel is loose...

[Brinnie]

omfg!

 

[meat_squirrel]

Yowsa!

oh well... maybe a tip of tongue first to prepare the grounds

Oh god if that didn't cause my legs to melt and my stomach to collapse....

*listening intently*

 

[meat_squirrel]

Thanks hun

omfg!

So, I read your profile and I see that you appreciate short notes that are to the point....

So to that end.

Thanks for your effusive note!

*grin*

 

[meat_squirrel]

Just a bump...with a payload:

1. Whoa there big fella...I've been looking for you...
2. Hey....you exercise your way...I'll exercise mine *grin*
3. And this is where he's all red in the face from the exercise.
4. A gentle touch is all it takes....
5. Okay...I missed the shot shot...and this is a cruddy pic...but pretend the pic is clear and that I caught the shot

 

[sunbunny3]

the squirrel looks very healthy from all the exercise that he gets. I think that he could do with a kiss.

 

[meat_squirrel]

Gonna pop like kettle korn....

the squirrel looks very healthy from all the exercise that he gets. I think that he could do with a kiss.

Oh man he LOVES that...but be careful he sometimes gets very excited and can unexpectedly pop....

Thanks for dropping by again!

 

[Azurre]

Okay, really, I lauged my ass off when I read this post. Az you are just delightful! Now to set you mind at ease no squirrels were harmed in the photographing of this thread. It's all done with simple photographic trickery and a careful application of tensile stress. You see, there's nothing to be worried about. As a matter of fact I think he rather enjoys the attention.

...now please tell me more about this cave. Is the entrance easily accessible? What about egress? Enter...egress...enter...egress...oh man I think I'd like that cave a whole bunch.

So glad I made you smile and laugh hun. Laughter can often times be quite stimulating! Silly me...I shoulda realized you would never harm the little guy. (Ooops...did I say little? I meant, Large, Impressive, Slightly Frightening In His Hugeness!!!) Thank you for setting my heart at ease. I was sooooo worried!

BTW, I will shyly invite you and all assorted friendly squirrels of yours to my cave any day hun! Warning...can be slippery when wet though!

Hope you are having a lovely weekend. I have worked my ass off this weekend but a good part of it was outdoors so I am pleased as punch about that. Nothing to help kick a cold like getting a little sun and air. BTW...thank you to Ms. Squirrel for chiming in on my thread. I was quite happy to see her post and would love to invite her to "my place" anytime!

~Az

 

[sunbunny3]

Oh man he LOVES that...but be careful he sometimes gets very excited and can unexpectedly pop....

Thanks for dropping by again!

Oh I am sure that if I were to give him a big kiss he would be a very well behaved squirrel.. here let me try

 

[Guest]

Yeah, some of these are a bit "close," but I liked them.

Mini Index:

1. Just a touchin'
2. This really needs a warm cave...one with or without a tongue
3. ...and when you put your tongue here my knees melt and run off my legs.
4. Just some more touchin'
5. ...and when you suck right here, on the bottom, the soft little wrinkles...you can make me do anything you want.

My Mommy always warned me never to approach an animal if it is foaming at the mouth and to run in the opposite direction and hope it doesn't follow you. Good thing this squirrel wasn't rabid!

Pheeeeww... had me scared there for a minute!

 

[meat_squirrel]

Because love isn't always where you look...sometimes it is what you build

So glad I made you smile and laugh hun. Laughter can often times be quite stimulating! Silly me...I shoulda realized you would never harm the little guy. (Ooops...did I say little? I meant, Large, Impressive, Slightly Frightening In His Hugeness!!!) Thank you for setting my heart at ease. I was sooooo worried!

BTW, I will shyly invite you and all assorted friendly squirrels of yours to my cave any day hun! Warning...can be slippery when wet though!

Hope you are having a lovely weekend. I have worked my ass off this weekend but a good part of it was outdoors so I am pleased as punch about that. Nothing to help kick a cold like getting a little sun and air. BTW...thank you to Ms. Squirrel for chiming in on my thread. I was quite happy to see her post and would love to invite her to "my place" anytime!

~Az

It's kind of you to wax poetic regarding the dimensions of our squirrel friend...however I'm quite comfortable with the space in which he occupies. There's no need for hyperbole. Like they say it's not the size of the ship.... Your kind words, however, are always delightful Az...I always love to read your posts.

Olay, so the weekend is good so far...got a post from the lovely Az after all! Heh. So how could it possibly be bad *wink*.

You know, I rarely go out in the "big blue room" myself, but I understand some folks find it to be enjoyable. Please tell me, this "day star" everyone talks about...is it real? *smile*

As far as MsMS. You know she is, in truth, a little shy. In time I'm sure she'll find her way but right now she's rather timid.

I think, in her own way, MsMS is taking baby steps much like our friend ThatGirl66. And at each step she's looking at me with different eyes. I can only hope that those eyes will continue to see me in a postive light.

I love MsMS so dearly for her courage...words can not encompass how much it means to me every time she takes another step toward being the woman I know she can be. Every post, every time she opens herself a little more I know the woman I married, the woman I love beyond understanding, is growing and changing with me.

So to you Az and to everyone on Lit...I offer the sincerest thanks. You are truly wonderful people whom I'm proud...damn proud to know.

Okay. Stepping down off the podium. Sorry about that, but I can't help myself when it comes to MsMS. She is my light, my love and my world.

Thanks to you specifically and to everyone in general.

 

[meat_squirrel]

*shudder*

Oh I am sure that if I were to give him a big kiss he would be a very well behaved squirrel.. here let me try

Oh god Sunbunny...I think he liked that...oh yeah...very much so. Ohhhh...looook...he's smiling...and drooling a little bit, but smiline none the less. Heh.

Yes...I definately think your attentions are well appreciated. *grin*

 

[meat_squirrel]

The angry animal can be easily tamed

My Mommy always warned me never to approach an animal if it is foaming at the mouth and to run in the opposite direction and hope it doesn't follow you. Good thing this squirrelwasn't rabid!

Pheeeeww... had me scared there for a minute!

Now my dear TG....he will only foam at the mouth if he's...um...stimulated. I don't suppose you have anything that could do that do you? I mean...maybe you could post a pic of something that would elicit that response so we could test the theory?

 

[sunbunny3]

Oh god Sunbunny...I think he liked that...oh yeah...very much so. Ohhhh...looook...he's smiling...and drooling a little bit, but smiline none the less. Heh.

Yes...I definately think your attentions are well appreciated. *grin*

I am so glad that he liked his kiss.. he seems to be such a well behaved squirrel..

 

[Galene]

.......I can't help myself when it comes to MsMS. She is my light, my love and my world.........

you are a sweet man m_s

 

[DevineDD]

I love this thread. If I am ever in a bad mood, I come and read what you write and look at some sexy pics and suddenly, I feel good. Thanks

 

[meat_squirrel]

Well behaved?

I am so glad that he liked his kiss.. he seems to be such a well behaved squirrel..

Oh man. I guess all my attempts for portraying the squirrel as bad to the bone fell flat.... Crackers. What do I have to do to change his image? Dress him in leather? Put a staple in his nose? Please tell me I don't have to buy a Jessica Simpson CD...please PLEASE tell me it doesn't have to come to that!

 

[meat_squirrel]

*looking around askance*

you are a sweet man m_s

Am not. Can't prove it. Can't. Uh uh. No way.

Thanks for the kind kind words Ran. You know I already hold your opinion in the highest esteem, so a note like this just makes me smile and blush.

All I can say in response is that it's easy to love someone who is so deserving. I'm nothing special...I just got lucky and haven't screwed up enough to convice her I'm not *wink*.

15 years down and looking forward to the next *doing quick math in public* 65+...which puts us both at the nice C mark. If we live that long then it's possible this whole relationship is more than just an infatuation...*crossing fingers*

 

[meat_squirrel]

A sincere thank you

I love this thread. If I am ever in a bad mood, I come and read what you write and look at some sexy pics and suddenly, I feel good. Thanks

DD...your one note just made this whole thread worth it.

*considers not judging himself by the number of hits on his pics...but decides he's too shallow to let it go and returns to tallying total hits.*

Sincerely, thank you.

 

[meat_squirrel]

$!

Okay, so this is a bit of the $$.

1. One tear
2. An exhausted squirrel
3. A bit...
4. and another bit...
5. and a daub...

 

[Guest]

Hmmmm what does a squirrel have to do to uphold that badboy image? Leather... could work. The staple in the nose... hmmm, never know, but Jessica Simspon, goodness no! It's Ashley Simpson's CD you should have in your hot little squirrel hands.

 

[Guest]

Okay, so this is a bit of the $$.

1. One tear
2. An exhausted squirrel
3. A bit...
4. and another bit...
5. and a daub...

One tear...
Oh, such a sad squirrel... makes me want to hug and kiss him to make him feel better and burst forth in joy!

 

[kittenartist]

Okay, so this is a bit of the $$.

1. One tear
2. An exhausted squirrel
3. A bit...
4. and another bit...
5. and a daub...

I'd like some of that in my cream dish... looks positively yummy,

 

[meat_squirrel]

Night Ranger: Sister Christian

Hmmmm what does a squirrel have to do to uphold that badboy image? Leather... could work. The staple in the nose... hmmm, never know, but Jessica Simspon, goodness no! It's Ashley Simpson's CD you should have in your hot little squirrel hands.

Um...yeah...neither actually. I'd rather listen to Night Ranger: Sister Christian again...and again...and again....(repeat ad infinitum).

 

[meat_squirrel]

Bursting like a cheap condom

One tear...
Oh, such a sad squirrel... makes me want to hug and kiss him to make him feel better and burst forth in joy!

Heh...okay...the pics weren't terribly clear...but it was the "bursting forth" that brought a tear to his eye.

Of course, given an appropriate recharge time we should be able to accomodate any request.

 

[meat_squirrel]

Kitties and Squirrels can be friends

I'd like some of that in my cream dish... looks positively yummy,

*grin* Well...it's made fresh on a daily basis. *wink* And the motions to produce said cream aren't entirely unlike milking a teet.

Perhaps we could find an equitable median. Say somewhere between 68 and 70?